₦airaland Forum

BlizzydoDo:
I av plentyy salt o, com n collect. Yuu b better person o

babe na person wey I dey call friend won take amebo scatter our house lyk dat o. God pass allvof dem

LogoDWhiz:
Heary break ke?

U no try o.. u no even reply my mentions. .

Na Fraiser u dey see reply..

hmmm its only dos wit deep reasoning nd sense of observation nd inference deduction dat can understand wot is happening here

merikims:
fraiser I just dey look u oooo.u think say I go die abi?God pass u.

babe why are u talking lyk dis na, I was greeting u yesterday nd I wished u quick recovery bur u didnt care to answer me, me dont tink sey as u don get new luv, we no dey exist again b dat na, na hin make me dey my own territory o. Make e no b say I won scatter luv wey still dey hot hell fire

sirguy542:
Thank u my king...U and your entire generation shall reign forever...

amin amin amin

iambibi:
.... Lolz.. Heart ke? U no well, anyways na *whisper in his ears* Brimmie likes chisophia buh doesn't want d punchline stage... He fears to get assessed!!...... Lolz... Therefor Help me block am there make i run go bring my bell!! For He must not jump dah stage!! ..

kai!!! na wetin u won tell me b dis, wey I don dey happy say tinx don dey pure, I been dey tink say u won tell me sey u won pack comot ur husband house com my house ni

sirguy542:
I looked around but I didn't see you..

no quams just mention me enh, I will b dia for u

sirguy542:
My king I see u well....May ur days be long.

naso, u are deeply sighted

iambibi:
the fruit for fruit salad has finished... Plus... Na my bestie u dey roll with!!!... So durrrhhhh,.....dat reminds me sef I dey point somtin for u, u dey look anoda place... , lwkmd.. . oya ask me wetin b dat....

your bestie is in my entorage, ok? U say u dey point somtin for me? Oya say it into my heart, am listening

ABB1, OlaSalo I dey see una, wetin dey sorpin na

iambibi:
lwkmd... Fraiser con ansa dis question abeg... My teeth dey pain me

I no even understand wetin hin dey talk sef

Abbeyunique2:
guess U dont want me to follow her talk. ma binu

no wahala, just continu, I go soon get u

Brimmie:
Relax na! U knw sey we gather carry block build fence for this city.

Maybe na cage u go put Sirguy542, make e no go Chisophia side abeg.

sirguy542 is not wit chisophia again, he is now wit chymi, nd besides am d only one dat can decide who chisophia hubby will b for dis city, u better pay ur homage now nd receive my blessing

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. .i no dey sell any fruit salad oo, na out of free will... Plus... Which umbrella... Na ma bestie b dat o, so i helped him too

In dat case I no go allow anybody make dem chop ur free fruit salad again, sirguy542 is now in my entorage, will roll togeda

Abbeyunique2:
What i do? shey i no fit borrow salt from my friend's wife ni

nawa oo... No b lyk dis den dey do frienship o

iambibi:
. C u, pesin wey don already tell me sorry, and the gel don already agree...... We don already finish d case!!... Nxt in line suppose to be Brimmie... I neva see as his punchlines be b4

you no get choice to support am because hin don dey under my umbrella, unless u no won sell ur fruit salad for dis city again

Abbeyunique2:
Em blizzydodo, shey u get salt

lwkmd... Abbey I been dey tink sey na my padi u b na, why u com dey chop ur guy eyes lyk dis, nawa o, u shall won turn ursef to ogun follow com

Brimmie:
So u nor fih caution am sey na me dey there?? Common mei-guard, you nor fih do for me!?

You nor gree me marry ur aburo, and dem no born me well make I come ur twinnie side!

Warn your Protégée biko!

where u dey bfor? Kuje or kirikiri? Na me one do ur meiguard abi? U don marry already

amodu:
Yeepa!!!

So wearing Jalamia and privilege to accompany PMB in his briefcase now is tantamount to being a CHIEF IMAM

lol...

sirguy542:
person no go follow u play again... oya am so sorry.

why u dey fall my hand lyk dis, I told u to call me, if anybody won stand on ur way

iambibi:
she should not mind me abi.... Ok..... No worry until i spoil dah ur runs for u... Oya tell me sorry..

forget da one, u know fit spoil anytin I dey hin back

Kinghenreey:
pls my people, can someone enter camp the third day after official opening day?!. . my frnd has a wedding to attend on second and he s planning to enter camp on third. pls is it possible?

registration closes on d second day of camp opening after which dia will b no admittance of corp members again

iambibi:
... Wah dahhhh... Plan B? Noooooo no b for my coro coro eyes dah one go happen.. Lol

I have alredy annointed dis guy, dow shall not block his ways

iambibi:
.. Ahn ahn oga sirguy542 .... U like chymi, u still like chisophia..... hw may lips (opinion) u get?...

leave d guy alone pls, he has been blessed to thread d path of his mentor, though shall not distract him again

eddykisses1:
Him gast pay homage to the god of kiss o...eddykisses1

Sirguy542 has paid homage to d only one who deserve is homage, two captain shall not steer a ship.

eddykisses1:
Help me ask am oo

leave sirguy542 alone, my immunity has covered him.

sirguy542:
AMEN.......I am good to go.

yea, ur way is cleared

girlyesosae:
Extremely special!!!

hmmm no doubt d compass of my heart is pointing at u, it always has it own way of locatin a special woman, nd do u know wot a special woman deserve notin less dan a special man, dont let me say much on dis because I dont lyk playing my tune to d gallery, guess wot d ray of ur luv is shinning upon my heart already casting out every form of loneliness in dia. It will be a great pleasure if u would b dat treasure dat is beyond measure, dat will be kept safely inside d vault of my heart.

sirguy542:
Thank u my king for your blessing.. I will forever remain grateful.

notin do you my son, d blessings sha forever b wit u. May u hav a blissful nd romantic encounter in all ur women endeavour

AirSultan:
Dont worry we all have our shortcomings. I bet you she has a skeleton in her cupboard too.. Dont worry, she will understand.

alryt let me believe ur words den

iambibi:
.. Haba... Fraiser, have mercy on all dis single guys na... *Wispers in his ears* wait make we first see wetin this one fit do (i.e his punchlines) bfor u barb wirelize the chick naa.

hmmm babe I will listen to u because wen ever u speak, u dont speak to my ears, u speak directly into my heart. Lets see wot his upto ok

Brimmie:
Kilode!?? When she no be wild animal!

Shey she dey bite ni?

she is a costly treasure, she deserve more dan dat

sirguy542:
Baba I remove cap for you....na u b the king of this city...My king may your days & reign be long....ur wives & children shall live long...your kingdom shall forever b mighty.... u shall never loose any battle... all other kings shall bow whenever they hear your name.... My king I have come to pay special respect to you with this big ram & ten tubers of yam.

ehn ehn sirguy now wey u don do normal, u are now my guy. As u hav decided to giv honour to whom honour is due, I will not hesitate to bless you too. *oya bring ur head make I bless u* I confer on u by d power of all d gods of dis city d power to syt, approach nd marry any bae ur heart desire in dis city, notin on earth will serve as hinderance on ur way any more. Oya go into d city nd marry as u lyk. If anybody want to question d authority wit which u act just let me know.