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Last sentence got me ROTFL.....
At least make person no go die!

Yeye facts....

I thought it was dreams and meanings.

BonPatrick:
She is pregnant we know do anything

Okayyyyy (in Pete Edochie's) if she was not pregnant, you would have slept with her. Right? Hmmmmnn! One that gathers firewood is inviting lizards for a party.

Sammy101111:
My mum will do worse than that
She brings drama too much
Since 3 years now i no even call her talk less of seeing her let her just be

She wants to control my life and she as never helped me


My mom will be counting millions
I will ask her for 1k to buy temberland sandal then she will shout at me to go and meet my father and she knows this man hes broke and he was the one that set up a shop for her .
My father done leave her
Am happy now because i have been living my own life with no stress .
When am getting married am not going to tell my mum she will be replaced with my aunty and my child will never go to her place

Na wa ooo! Things are truly happening ooo!

Bros you are a man.

Just block all their numbers. Especially your mom's.

And don't ever call them for anything again.

Believe me, by the time you turn out a millionaire they will all come running back to you and begging.

Mind opener indeed

Advising a white guy?

My brother kwantinu!

Funny story




And sad story at the same time.

At the end of the day you didn't arrive at a conclusion.


What are you even talking about?

Truth be told, am not sure I will make heaven.

But it doesn't stop me from worshipping and serving God.

When they were laughing them no call me to watch oooo

Now the deed has been done and they need my advice?

shantti:
Hurray!!!!!! Hurray!!!!! First to comment. I've never being the first to comment in any post. This is my first time. Am feeling emotional. . I dedicate this success to Jakie Chan's best friend.

FTC on a useless post?

Them swear for you shaa

Sometimes I don't really blame Nigerian women because things are getting harder everyday in this kwuntri.

The mother is aging backwards or something?


Money good!

Datboredberry:
It's Ignorance to think a woman needs more than five years to do this sh**...

Suck the nigga dry then pass him on to a sista...

Like I stated earlier, if you play your cards right
..

The card is ready, yeah?

I am game too.

Let the game begin!

Iwualafranklin3@gmail.com

Datboredberry:


E dey last long enough tho... For house and car, if you play your cards right...

No arguments here...

One day pvssy go stretch and worn out.

Pvssy no dey last na, bring something that can last longer..

Squish relationship?

That's a dumb excuse to cheat on your wife.

Wahala for person destiny

Alpha male have done it again.

We win....

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[b]Leg Work Science or Leg Work Engineering!


Kuku kee us

I think she learn both

IghravweIG:
Does this work for Lizards too? What can I use to chase lizards from sleeping around my window wall and net.

I don't know bro.

This one chases away reptiles, scorpions etc.

Rubbiish:
Is bitter kola this powerful against rodents?

Mainly reptiles like snakes, scorpions etc

Maybe it's what she learnt in school

OP rush out now, go and buy bitter kola 4 pieces.

Throw them in the 4 corners of your room. The extreme edges.

Don't even bother to peel the back.


Whatever it is will run away on it's own.

Is it now she know?

Polynek:
Really does Dix really works?

Of course it works.

When you grind the garlic, tiger Nuts and carrots, make sure you sieve the chaff and then mix the liquid with honey.
2 cups of tiger nuts.
N500 carrots
N100 garlic
2 cups of honey.

Store in room temperature.

Take it 2 shots daily. Morning and night.

According to them, the teacher was angry because he did not do his assignment.

Just imagine the uselessness of some teachers.
And so tf what if he didn't do his assignment?
She must rot in jail oooo!!!

Polynek:
who shud I meet about the herbs?

Garlic
Honey
Tiger nuts
Carrots

Grind all and mix them together

Drink every morning and night