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I have been scratching my head and seriously thinking, where is buhari's achievements?

Georgejeez:
Ogheneme !!! See question,how many years old are you? i go leave this Nairaland for Una o

Don't leave us ooooo!

We die here!


Answer that question ooo �

Should have sold the other one too!

Question is: How many years old are you?
Are you getting younger or older by the minute? Time is of the essence!

Question is: when did Adamu garba become president of Nigeria or his spokesperson?

Person no go marry again?

Leave them alone joor!

I pray she be found safe and sound. Amen

UAR.

UAE.

VAR.


Una business there.


Restructure this kwantree to become a country.

What rubbish are those names without proper functioning governmental systems?

All these people shouting money money up and down. Let me tell you.
Money can never be termed 'a success'.

Success differs from each gender.

A man is successful when he can take care of himself, his wife and children and still able to take care of others around him.

Some people have enough money but can't take care of himself, wife and children, not to talk more of others around him.

Success is of the mindset, not financial capacity.

Stupidity is going on.

1stbest:
I have been thinking about it since, it is only girls school that demons visit ?

I no know who i go ask oooo!

D thing weak me

THE SEXUAL FAST!
So inspiring write up.

Daughter: (Coughs out) Hmmm…

Mum: (looks up at her, then continues picking her beans) Any gist for momma?

Daughter Looks at her) Mum, I think I am not normal anymore…like, I am sick

Mum: (Chuckles) Sick?? Why?

Daughter: Because I am over-sensitive. Whenever I see a guy, I have this weird feeling compared to when I meet a girl. Mum, I get worried often times if I would scale through adolescence without defiling myself

Mum: (Laughs) you are afraid?

Daughter: It seems you don’t understand mum. When I see a guy’s bicep, oh my God! If he mistakenly exposes his abs, then I would almost faint, feeling as if I should run into his strong, muscular arms and be cuddled.

Mum: And so? That’s why you are not normal?

Daughter: (Eyes widen) Mum!

Mum: That shows that you are very normal my baby girl

Daughter: I don’t understand mum

Mum: You fasted recently right?

Daughter: Yes mum. A three-day dry fast

Mum: There was an occasion that I made plantain and fried egg for dinner for the family. How did you feel that day?

Daughter: Mum, it was sensational! As if I had never tasted plantain . I wanted a bite so bad.

Mum: So, why didn’t you get into the kitchen to get yourself some?

Daughter: Mum, I was fasting

Mum: Nice one! Son, can you hear us from there? Put off the TV please.

Son: Ok mum.

Mum: As an adolescent boy or girl, don’t think it weird when you are attracted to the opposite sex. His or her stature or the like might appeal to you but it shows that you are normal. You wouldn’t say, you are abnormal because you can perceive the aroma of fried plantain while you were fasting. Would you?

Both: No mum

Mum: All unmarried people in this world are on a sexual fast until they get married. Different food like juices, fried fish, chicken; Shawarma and the likes would appeal to them clothed in handsome men and beautiful women of different shapes and sizes but you've got to block your perception! You are fasting!

Daughter: (nods repeatedly) Hmmm…I am getting it now

Mum: The aroma could be pornography, sexy boys and girls, devilish games and all but be warned, you are what?

Both: Fasting!

Mum: So my daughter, you are normal. It means all the parts of your body are responding well but the Bible says you should keep your body under control.

Daughter: Mum, I can’t thank you enough. I expected you to scream at me , frown your face but You are trustworthy and I can count on you. And that is why mum is our… (Signals to the boy)

Son: Confidant! (Both laugh)

Mum: (Smiles) Blessed children…very very blessed!

Both: most blessed mother

Mum: But never forget the lesson learnt today…(expects an answer)

Both: We are fasting!

Mum: Yes. The fast would soon be over and your dish of dodo, freshly prepared with well garnished fried egg with a chill bottle of wine would be delivered to you but first, wait! Say, I will wait

Both: I will wait!

Mum: And the Lord will bless you.

Both: Amen (They hug their mother and she blesses them both)

Keep Sharing until it gets to every eye and the Lord will bless you real good.

Let's be such a parent to our blessed children

#copied

Greatblackpimp:
Trash man. Confused hypocrites like you are the worst

My bro, I have done all that stuff, and I have come to the conclusion that there's no gain whatsoever in it.
When you know yourself, you can overcome any sin or temptation when ever they come.
You too can do it, if only you believe you can.
We are all human beings, nobody is perfect.

Girls' school?

What manner of evil have I not heard from girls' school?

Fear women and be safe!

ChiefSosa:
To bang one girl from each state in Nigeria, each country in Africa and the world at large. Fulfilled some fantasies already: Milfs(√), Nurses(√), Teachers(√), Thréesome(√), Fóursome(√) Lesbians(√), Bathroom sex(√), Balcony sex(√), Kitchen sex(√), Car sex(√), Club sex(√), Hotel sex(√), Sex in people's parents cars(√), Beach sex(√), Roof sex(√), Guys' girlfriends(√), Sofa sex(√), Work sex(√), At school sex(√), Dinning room sex(√), etc... Did all this before age 21. I'm happy after years; I'm a good guy now. My sexual addiction was CRAZY during my teenage years. I couldn't go 2 days without sex.

Well done, clap for yourself!

We will give you a trophy for this feat.�

Obarofrederick:
Can you keep to that?

Yes bro, because the bible made me to know that I am the righteousness of God in Christ Jesus. 2 Corinthians 5:21
Therefore I can overcome any sin.

Where the big ass dey?�

Cheezorbah:
My God!

OP If you really want to help that girl, then pleaseee the next time she says such to you, just ask her to wait first, bring out your phone to record your convo with her, then ask her ...
What she means?
Have you ever pupu on her before?
Why is she always asking you to pupu on her?
How many people have pupu on her?
And so on ...

If you think you can handle it yourself, please go ahead and don't inform anyone about it until you've interrogated the little girl.
If not, then please tell only your sister about it. She should find a way to draw the girl close and find out what she knows.

I really hope she's not being abused.

This is the best advice I have read so far.

OP heed this advice if you really want to help that girl.
Try and record your conversation with her without her consent. Find out what ''pupu on me'' means from her.
Who and who have ''pupu'' on her.
Be extremely careful doing this.

God help you.

This is the line I picked best.

Please don’t reject certain little offers that come your way, pray to God and seek advice where possible. Some blessings come in disguises and you may never know.

God works in mysterious ways sometimes!


More heights OP

Your own mumu never even start.

My bro, many families have lost that sense of bonding. Only the word of God can bring it back.

My sexual fantasy is to remain celibate till I marry.
No masturbation no sex.

Till I marry.

Husband snatcher olosho

EmekaA125:
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Ezi

Ezi biafra promote love not hate.

Stupid dreams!


Wake up from stupidity bro