₦airaland Forum

Where is the local man?

Local man cannot can!

EVILFOREST:
U will be surprised to hear that she has been employed by the NIGERIAN STOCK EXCHANGE and Promoted at the same time...

That's what you get when you live in a zoo.

So finally English language died in the hands of this slay queen.
Congratulations girl, you are a hero!

Nne I mara mma, I love you already.

How can we meet and work it out?

The pic though got me ROTFL

Giraffe face off with a chimpanzee.




But everybody already knows...

Congratulations Bro!
More grace!

I tap from your blessings.

It's simple; Your results has been sold.

Lol!!!

I don see something for nairaland.

Bigseven:
which of the heaven? Cos our's aint like that

Me too don't know the kinda heaven he's going.

And I don't even know who to ask.

usamali:
Fear God! fear God ooh!!!

Yeah yeah yeah I do!

But these w!tches don't.

paix:
Which is which among them?

By their actions you shall know them.

Emmyreal123:
You deserve one bottle

Cheers!!!

omoadeleye:
Which one is the bitch and which one is the witch?

Use your sense of discernment bro, check their profiles and activities, you will know.

AwkaetitiBabe:
This is where true emotions are tested. I remember one of ojb wife gave him a kidney. If you truly love ur partner, such matter won't be difficult. And married peeps should try to leave out their parents and siblings in their matters abeg, humans can be selfish. Personally I'd give me a kidney. Shey I can survive on one kidney ryt? Giving d father of my kids my kidney won't be bad... Atleast I'll know I own him totally, I'm his life saver.

On point dear.

Na wa ooo!

Me that is looking for who to marry, to pamper and settle down one day. While someone got married and is misbehaving.

OP you should mind the way you talk next time.
A man doesn't say everything he sees.

Someone here said you should seek advice from someone she listens to and I say NO.

Don't wash your dirty linen in public, I'd rather you start pampering her all over again.

Every morning and every night make sure you tell her you love her, no matter what.
Stop begging her OP

Use kind words, love gestures, show her you still care for her. One day she will understand.

Fulani herdsmen are there to take charge.

Allahu akbar!

Straight jolly to heaven be dat

Let her weep for Africa.

Let her weep for her sins.


Who tf cares.

Imagine those useless people don't know anything about Nigeria but we know so much about them.

So which one should we go for?
According to your opinion

I don't understand some guys nowadays. That woman is a great wife indeed.

Infact OP, that man should divorce your sister let me marry her.




He's not mature enough to settle down with a woman.

IronPant:
This grills no fit am sha

Exactly. That girl too dey form.

Use your legs the moment he fell down and kick the stupidity outta his stupid old head.

Not that old ragged oyinbo woman some dey marry because of green card.

This is the one am talking about.

Wish you guys the best in long life and prosperity.

4 years ago shaaaa.

But what finally happened?

mechanics:
hahahah, but nothing serious between them.

Bro they are SERIOUSLY DATING.

They were seen together immediately she broke up with diddy's son.

mechanics:
hmmmm, are you sure of your fact?

You just called it a fact.

xpool:
I no talk am?
Na saddist you be.
Who no happy for another person success, hmm, him no go see success, na so so sorrow , tears and failure him go dey embrace.

Animal!!



Keep displaying your animalistic behaviour here.

Keep taking drugs for another person's illness.

If I talk to you again call me basKART!
I don't talk to animals!

Since we dey naija dey suffer dey 49-99, una no give us jobs, are they better than us or what?

We go start our own xenophobia ooo!