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Old age is telling on him... Eyaaa!

But here's what you should do.

Anytime he starts talking, ask him what the problem is. Whatever reason he gives listen to him and try to break the conversation short.
Maturely.

You get?

My dad died when I was 10 so do all you can to make your dad last longer. And believe me, the moment he place his hands on you and blesses you, it MUST surely come to pass.

Make Una no leave north oo! Una go mark something for una forehead to show say una be yoruba.


Hausa go recognised una, make Una no comot there oo!










Yeye afonjas!

I must commend you guys, una try well well.
But must you guys do it on bare foot?


Ezi soldiers.

Falz cam up.

Nigeria is not conducive for us.

We go like know wetin happen for part 2 shaa!

Try mix am with moet and dry gin.

But new car no dey get plate number na.


Wetin na?









Love is a beautiful thing.

Even your name sef bad gan

MOESHA

#Temptations

While your mate is busy carrying cups and breaking records, you dey here dey BUY hotels.

#BadCompanyCorruptsGoodManners

Messi change your ways.

Nnamdiojukwu:
So,do you now admit that is a dog name,coward?

Receive sense boy, common sense is not common.

Am not here to banter words with a fool

Nnamdiojukwu:
wetin be iPod,abi ipad ?
Sound like a dog name.

Coz it's ur specie.

Cynthia Morgan nko?

That girl get bad mouth oo!

Fear of IPOB is the beginning of development of Southeast.

Dis one travel when God dey share sense.

RunTown don kill that guy.

So that u go dey turn mosquito for night go dey sucks blood abi?

Dem go ally with you abi?


Vampire professor. God don catch you.

Lolzzzzz!
This one go pain her well well.


#Olosho

I pray you finally seek a Nigerian man to marry you.
Yeye dey smell.

Here in enugu state the only investment they know is where to chop pork meat, beef, point and kill and wash it down with hero or life.



For me life and Heineken with chicken joor.

Same old thieves.
Ndi ara lekwa ha!

Ha choro iri m.

When you go old eh! Your body go hear am.

Wetin he do na?

#SayNoToJungleJustice



Don't take laws into your stupid hands.

Dem don tell una say na Andalusian flag, una still dey ask....
Wetin touch una for brain?

See as person just dey yeye herself.



She never see white bear bear before.

Angel196:
Real Madrid for life.

CR7, don't disappoint..

Ofcourse he never disappoints, he's a real magician.

Dis guy ehh! D kind malaria wey catch you now don enter your brain.

Na only manual reset for cure am.


Awon weyre!

Kaffy ur big mouth sef

Bia! Wetin dey dis woman chest??

Chai!

I Was hoping to see a real ginger farm.


#SomeDaysAreLikeThat shaa!

Dem for kill una there.

For my hometown kwa? Ndi ara!


Instead of handwork na thief una choose.