₦airaland Forum

okolimike:
Pls oooo I just have to use here to find out if this SMS is true....
Mtn requesting me to update my sim using my BVN number...

brother no do oo, thats how them 418ers smarted my uncle of over 800k...its more advisable 2 go directly 2 d bank if u have issues

Zoharariel:
@OP - 1st, Malaysian currency is ringgit and not riaait.

2nd, 4000 Malaysian ringgit equals 185,676Naira.

Now, where did you get this nonsense story?

Thanks u oo i have been imagining how 2 swim 2 malaysia b4 4000 = 25milla bloggers no go kill person

Woundedscar:
shiooor naija?


wat r u sayin.....#squeezed face

a whole country budget don loss bfor.......as in no b personal rice nd yam budget oo....1 full independent, 55 yr old country budget disappear..den na 1 pecn own u want make we wori for....#abegi

#ENDTIME LAMORDE
#ENDTIME 1 TRILLION
#ENDTIME OP
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4 ur mind now, u don post smart comment TRY 2 be more lucid abeg

dts good i guess, but this isn't really a scholarship cos d fees n whatnots woulda been paid 2 him anyways, shoulda just paid in cash...he still tried tho

Ice baba, u rub charcoal 4 lips ni?

Sugarhugs:
LAjibade scam alert o. Don't fail for the second time.

Y u hurting a niqqa's hustle na? darling ko, enemy ni

I'm very sure u don't force urself to love someone...

I ain't friendzoning anyone!

well ur case is kinda different since d guy was in thunderbolt mode alone...ignore d friendzone bit, most nland guys think dt every guy who is just friends with a girl has been friendzoned, nt even stopping 2 take into consideration if both are attracted 2 each other or not

westlius:
Dats good I pray dey don't com back and should b jailed for illegal entry to d sanate

illegal entry ko?? for website wey another person be d administrator did u even understand d OP?

REPORTING 4 DUTY! KTBFFH boys!

DonUjay:
.Reign? Never heard of that

Wats a nostradamus mean then? in reign, its d name of a seer/physician 4 d queen

DonUjay:
.Just say Your Surname out Loud and Let Him/Her know that you are not related to Nostradamus

u watch reign? tot me was d only nlander dt watches it...have u watched d latest episode?

@OP, it is obvious dt u r using where u reside at d moment 2 compare 2 nigeria which is an error in itself. what sane person will be glad 2 pay 4 services dt are nt being rendered? d average nigerian spends a lump sum of cash on electricity via purchase of fuel n diesel 4 generators while d electricity companies n authorities r there bumbling about in incompetence. trust me, we would be happy 2 pay d electricity bills if we r actually satisfied dt we aren't being ripped off {note dt most of us cant use our freezers, fridges n other heavy appliances with generators thus will be ecstatic 2 give d money WASTED on fuel 2 electricity companies instead]...also, some of our roads here r nothing 2 boast abt thus resulting in us spending what should have been an unnecessary amount of money on repairing d damages done by these roads 2 our cars. i think i speak 4 most of us when i say dt we would be glad 2 pay these monies used 2 repair our cars as road tax{for example] instead...i could go on n on op, but 4 fear of being termed an 'epistle-ic', i'll stop here. my point is when govt decides 2 perform its duties, then we'll do ours, not before

CC. jayfolarin

Emmaus12:
Well i was right......It made frontpage.....

Seun and your mods, what direction is Nairaland supposed to take this 2016. You will agree with me it cannot remain business as usual. Nairaland should be the Mashable of Nigeria.

20 things about Tonto Dikeh's left yansh doesn't cut it, neither does see the condom Iyanya wore on his birthday hit or miss.

You have a powerful platform, coordinate am well!

Am beginning 2 think dt seun has some kind of terminal disease dt keeps him bedridden, dumb, deaf n blind

LastMumu:
Are all dis peoples students or they colect money to do Ojuju in campos?



Those girls in the 1st pinture resembu all those witches wey dey allways disturb me for sleep.

Abeg tell me how u take make them cum ur dream cos i go like see d middle girl 4 my own dream..sorry, nitemare...am sure i can use my anointed koboko 2 subdue her

i jux say make i sign in b4 my ba3 kukuma flat

[quote author=Afrok post=42031446]something dey miss there boss.... MY PRESENCE DEY MISS IN HER PACKAGE.

§in mtn customer care agent's voice§ we're really sorry 4 d inconvenience sir, but d package has been delivered 2 a different customer, thus it is no longer available

Afrok:
as Ice Prince dey enjoy every-every from the girl , there's no law restraining me too from enjoying her by looking at her very well

Abi oo, afterall nigga must 空空 b4 leaping make him no land with yansh 4 shuku-shuku

Afrok:
chai.... ayaf deaden ... boss if I see something wey fine for face, i dey look am from head to toes to cross check if the beauty is total. I mean I couldn't help but look at her chest, makes a sign of cross as I look again

me wont lie boss, d package dey complete, nothing dey miss there

debris:
lolzzzz

dts jux plain disgusting man i know africans have a tendency 2 overdo everything they see, buh this is madness







anyho, what do i know jux my lil opinion

Afrok:
I've lived long on this earth to know that what both of them (especially the lady) are doing is not new, the end they say justifies the means .

Wait o.... dem don dey pierce chest too, abii I no see am well?

Hmm i jux dey try figure out how u take see am...this guy, na wa 4 dt telescope wey u dey call eyes

Chubhie:
Apc thought they can bully this fine wise gentleman and then make a show of him in their media. Tompolo is strategic, a step ahead of buhari and Apc.

His Consiglieres are feeding him with the best cutting edge approach to cast the beast of buhari in concrete.

Tompolo is not Nnamdi kanu or methu nor the Shia that has been stripped of human dignity through Apc brand ofmedia trial.

LOL i just dy laff u in HD5

fukking mods, na everything una dey splash 4 fp #pullsmyhairinfrustration

I dnt get it. this supposedly happened in 2009, a whole number 7yrs ago, so y, in d name of miyerejesu, is this gaining popularity n making airwaves now d show obviously happened when tb was still a lil green in d game

lielbree:
It's a typographical error mofo

doesn't change d fact dt i think u are a dumbfellow 4 supporting n even celebrating thiefbori

lielbree:
Yes we are celebrating him!
You are not from Delta
His a hero
His only crime was the agitation for reasons control.
He did not steal more than your governor.

HIS A HERO REASONS CONTROL
damn, that my state is filled with dumb pimples like u who celebrate thieves is quite painful n shameful

Nlanders seem 2 be getting dumber n dumber everyday anyway sha, no be everything person go comment on

Vanquay:
What else can we say?

Lets Hope he stays dead

stop watching too much naruto man

RIP papa

clap una hands manu fans. ur club is d only big 4 club dt can garner such...abysmally poor page n followership number

theplushist:
wow otedola that was listed by Forbes as the highest growing African man in riches. I was stunned when I saw the details of his riches here http://manly.ng/femi-otedola-is-forbes-highest-gaining-african-billionaire-for-2015-how-he-did-it/ and Dangote listed as the richest African man here! http://manly.ng/dangote-remains-africas-richest-for-the-5th-consecutive-year-forbes/ wow!

See stylish blogenticement easy oo bros, god dey watch u in 8d

RickRichards:
Hehe...she can't insult me: she's not stup!d.

If u say so bro, i don give way 4 una matter

prettythicksme:
3YRS i think!

na wa o. if person die, he don go be dt oo. imagine how time flies...dem gr8s like jacko wacko go don turn manure tey tey