₦airaland Forum

Orgasmgiver123:
Hello nairalanders, mamgee3 and ilamina

Last week, I was at my back yard plucking paw paw with my rain boot and smoking dried horse shit mixed with weed, suddenly I saw a nasty niggà taking a dump close to my fence, I approached the nasty fvck and gave him a dedicative slap, he reciprocated with a super punch to my cheek. I told him my rain boot is like a two edged sword, if i kick a fellow with it, they'll kick bucket, but he refused to listen, I gave him a mark Tyson like uppercut and the little fvck fell on his poop, I began to bounce around like Muhammed Ali, the m.fer gave me a Roman reigns spear, I stood up with blood in my mouth and I was super pissed, I gave him the craziest, nastiest, most merciless, worst, most ruthless and deadliest kick in the history of my kicks, the kick hit the stupid crap right in his tail bone, he passed out, but my rain boot got injured too, poor rain boot. I had to take him to the blacksmith to help me fix him ( my rain boot )

Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

Can I see a picture of your rain boot? I may fancy it bro.

Why would any right thinking person take the north serious on national issues?
Header's mentality is what's destroying them up north. Zombie !

Therefore, for the purpose of japa, you're advised to patronize ikoyi and Abuja registry. Every other registry is for local parole.

International transaction = Ikoyi and Abuja registry.

Local transaction = The rest

Note: No return of already issued certificate and no refund of fee.
So all you fellas that are lawfully weded, keep calm, continue to enjoy what God has joined together.

Officers go get doings ooo!

Buhari murd Nigeria then Lawan hit the nail on the coffin. Now Nigerians are suffering and smiling in pieces while those that can have japa.

The Islamic elite and there children have a different law from the poor Muslims.

By the time Buhari finish with Nigeria, na change go remain.

Haba! Mr. Governor, the food you prepared with whitemoney did not belle full you, it's that light skin girl's food you want to be eating now.

"The deceased was later set free." Dailypost
Sapa didn't do a good job on this journalist.

See capping!
Sultan dey do eye service, na who you dey whine?
Caliphate extension noni.

Goldp5988:
I hope with all these going on, parents will have to withdraw there ward from Borden.

I don't think that is a good idea rather I feel schools should be proactive and come up with plans to make health care accessible to students even before calling there parents. These schools charge huge money but there seems to be a lot of lapses and loopholes in there administration.

Condom was stuck in her Virgina for days resulting to the infection (sepsis) that claimed her life. Why didn't the late Karen act like the late Sylvester by naming the culprit? Who had sex with this minor with a condom? Was it in the school premises or outside the school premises? Crazy things are happening, the school may not be guilty as alleged. It's a tough case we have here.

Congrats Harry! Daviva will surely grow up to be a Diva.

Oneh! Walahi your write up funny no be small.
This baby no be Oche so make you just comot your mind for this matter. No be your own ooo

Aunty e never reach to tell the whole world na!

So to talk the person name dey hard you Ubi?
If we come know the person name watin we suppose do? Ubi grow up jooor!!

Motivation speakers don burst this one head. No go kill yourself oo, you've got dem pussies already!.

benuejosh:
He has done what no administration has been able to do in the fight against insecurity, from Boko haram to IPOB.

During Jonathan's administration, Boko Haram activities became so high to an extent of Boko Haram bombing ECOWAS secretary which is right in the heart of Abuja. Haba!

IPOB/ESN/UGM started their nonsense by killing their own fellow brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers and daughters all in the name of no referendum no elections. Yet elections were held and also for presidency. But, because of the love Buhari has for the country, he helped them out.

Killings in Benue were orchestrated by Ortom for selfish and political gains. He traded the blood of his own people.

On a general note, Buhari really deserves the credits he is getting. What Jonathan couldn't do, Buhari has done it.

Abobi which time bokoharam bomb ECOWAS secretary for Abuja?

studentofTruth:
She could have been drugged. Some use insulin syringe to drug their victim.

The reporter never said so neither did the victim accused the Prof. of sedating her.

Manchi, a lot of shits are happening in this life. Parents do trade there children for whatever gains that wish to accumulate. I'm not holding brief for anybody but I've learnt to view things from a neutral perspective ever since I came to realize that people are very shitty.
An aggrieved aunt blew there cover and Prof. has to fall for it. That's what happened here.

Loreettaa:
Does she need to push him out? What is a married professor, old enough to be her grandfather doing naked in her room? I'm very sure semen swabs taken from her vagina can pinpoint her rap.ist.

If that kid was raped by the Prof. as claimed on that night, there are a lot of things that could likely happen.
A virgin rape victim scream due to the excruciating pain resulting from deflowering and forceful sexual act except she was sedated.
If her father heard her scream and struggle, there's no way he would let her go through all that without intervening violently.

PoliteActivist:
He didn't concoct anything. That's exactly what the girl said because that's what happened. Happens all the time. Exact same thing happened in 1885 (see excerpt below, a true story narrated by Frank Harris.)
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One day in mid-winter there was a new deve-
lopment. Smith was in doubt how to act and con-
fided in me. He had found Professor Kellogg, in
whose house he lived, trying to kiss the maid,
Rose, entirely against her will: Smith was emphatic
on this point, the girl was struggling angrily to free
herself, when by chance he interrupted them.

I relieved Smith's solemn seriousness a little by
roaring with laughter: the idea of an old Professor
(who is also a pastor) trying to kiss a maid by force
filled me with amusement: "What a fool the man
must be!" was my judgment; Smith took
the high moral tone.

'Think of his disloyalty to his wife in the same
house", he said, "and then the scandal if the girl
talked and she's sure to talk!"

"Sure not to talk", I corrected, "girls are afraid
of the effect of such revelations; besides a word
from you asking her to shield Mrs. Kellogg will
ensure her silence."

"Oh, I cannot advise her", cried Smith, "I will
not be mixed up in it: I told Kellogg at the time,
I must leave their house, yet I don't know where to
go! It's too disgraceful of him! His wife is really
a dear woman!"

On Smith's urging, I spoke to Rose.
"Oh Rose", I said, "Professor Smith has been telling me of your trouble: but you ought not to be angry: for you are so pretty that no wonder a man wants to kiss you"
"There's only one thing, Rose", I went on: "the
story would hurt Mrs. Kellogg if it got out and she's
not very strong, so you must say nothing about it,
for her sake."
"I'm not likely to tell", said
Rose: "I'll soon forget all about it: but I guess I'd
better get another job: he's liable to try again though
I gave him a good hard slap", and she laughed
merrily.

Hearing from the accused will clear my doubts honestly.

Sebastine1994:
I can stand by you in any condition, so long as you are not at fault or the director of your downfall.

For example I would never help an extravagant friend out, no matter what, it's a man-made problem.

Manchi If you no help another person go help am.

Ayomivic:
The Questions here are , why did father brings his daughter to leave in professor's house when they are not family.

Why did father leave in the boysquater and the girl leave in the main building with professor? Why not with his father?

Why do the professor need to pay for her school fees when he was paying her father his salary at due time?

After reporting to the father ,why can't the father take a step by taking her away from professor's house?

Why did girl not ssek to leave professors house when professor first made the move.

The father and daughter tempted the professor and the man fall for them. Satan has no home they said.


See how how professor want to ruin his life because of filthy things.

Lesson to all Man who see something flthy things as opportunity

I feel probably the reporter didn't do his job properly in reporting the story or it's just another whack set-up orchestrated by his enemy to pull him down.

Except she's a maid in that house, why would she have a separate room in that house?

She woke up and saw naked Prof laying beside her, she slapped and pushed him out of her room late in the night?

A 12yr old kid was disvirgin via rape and she didn't feel the pain that comes with the experience?

Her father didn't do anything at all about her travails?

Strange things everywhere. A proper investigation is needed here to unravel the truth because the kids statement is heazy.

Who professor offend?

Kobojunkie:
Adultery is what Jesus Christ said is sin in His New Covenant, and Jesus Christ defined the sin of Adultery thus:

■ Lusting in one's heart after a woman- Matthew 5 vs 28/b]
■ divorcing one's wife for any reason other than fornication/sexual sin - [b]Matthew 5 vs 32
■ marriage of a divorced woman- Matthew 5 vs 32
■ divorcing one's own wife for any reason other than fornication/sexual sin, and then marrying another woman - Matthew 19 vs 9

Thanks Kobojunkie, I wonder why religious leaders/clergies guilt trip us that fornication is a sin!

Lusting in one's heart after a woman- [b]Matthew 5 vs 28
Is it a married woman or a single woman? Please help elaborate.

Kobojunkie:
Adultery is what Jesus Christ said is sin in His New Covenant, and Jesus Christ defined the sin of Adultery thus:

■ Lusting in one's heart after a woman- Matthew 5 vs 28
■ divorcing one's wife for any reason other than fornication/sexual sin - Matthew 5 vs 32
■ marriage of a divorced woman- Matthew 5 vs 32
■ divorcing one's own wife for any reason other than fornication/sexual sin, and then marrying another woman - Matthew 19 vs 9

Thanks Kobojunkie, I wonder why religious leaders/clergies guilt trip us that fornication is a sin! What do they really gain from misleading people?

Kobojunkie:
Anyways, so far we see what God in fact said of the union that is marriage, and how God left it up to the man and woman to decide for themselves what their marriage will look like.

God never mandated sex in marriage.. even though he allowed for sex in marriage by His Law, the same way God never mandated child bearing in marriage, even though in His Law, He allows it in a marriage.

Essentially, even a sexless, childless marriage is sanctioned by God.

So which one is sin between fornication and adultery?

FutureIsFemale:
Since men natural, cannot control their urge, I think 'for me ooo' they shouldn't be left alone with an opposite sex especially the teen girls.

Dirty mind! Allow the kid to enjoy her father-daughter bonding experience in peace.

Yahoo boys dey learn. Na the real G men be this. Men get updates full hand aswear.

Isupaefugbemi00:
She fit nor know book o.
.
She just wan make person waste cash.
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She no need to know book but to know exactly what she needs to leave poverty. EDUCATION!

Me I like it oo! After the class I would just suggest to him to use omah Lay's song or tell youngjon the wicked producer to cook beat kai
Why should I fail if I were one of his students? Why?

PerfectlyPerfect:
The NPF is known to shoot first, ask questions later. I've sure you've been reading numerous posts of extra-judicial killings by the NPF. Did those innocent people killed deserve it? Do you actually know that every suspect is deemed innocent until proven otherwise? Seems you've not experienced the wickedness of these people. The day you or your loved ones will experience it your mentality will change.
What's even wrong with you?

Sentiments aside that welder man didn't do the right thing by informing the authorities about his business venture, this is a security matter for crying out loud! Come, I don dey suspect you this Mr Perfect wise man.