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Rhodaogunpeju:
you're not a lady so u can't understand.

Hanty.....konji na konji.... No matter the way and pattern you see it, that girl is highly possessed. Who claim they were fasting and praying and still you claim you are feeling honey at the last days while holy spirit suppose to dwell in you.
My dear ....go and sleep, I rebuke you because I can see you are on the same realm with that girl.

Lovethaa:
My mom called me few days back , she gave me a message from our family pastor asking me to embark on a 3 days fasting and prayers and he gave his reasons .I was told to start as soon as possible .

Although I'm not a fan of fasting but I had to do this one because of the powerful reasons attached to it , i decided I'll start the fasting next week but my girlfriend urged me to begin immediately., She even offered to observe the fasting with me .


So I started on Monday , I was asked to pray every 3 hours too and my girlfriend had been supportive, she wakes me up when it is time to pray and cooks my food when I want to break before she head back to her house .

Now on Wednesday which was the last day , as usual I was weak so I slept off around 4pm Just two hours before I finish the whole fasting., While I was sleeping I felt someone trying to put hands inside my boxers ..

I woke up to find my girlfriend ,trying to grab my pr"ck ,I reminded her that I'm fasting but what happened next shocked me ,this babe suddenly turned to a desperate begger asking me to please make love to her ..she took my hands and placed it on her pants and to my surprise the pants was actually dripping of over wetness ,I have never seen her that Hot before ...


She almost tried to rape me ,she even promised to give me head and that was something she hates doing .I almost gave in because my 3rd leg betrayed me and I was already hard too but the fact that this is the last day I just couldn't do it after coming so far .

So somehow I managed to control myself and stood my ground that I can't make love to her atleast not today ..


She got angry and left for the bathroom.. 5 minutes later she appeared like nothing happened ,she asked me what I'll eat , when i told her she proceeded to the kitchen to start preparing it and after she was done ,she joined me in praying and we ate the food together...it was as if nothing happened .

Since the fast was over this babe has refused to come to my house ,I texted her that I'm ready to do what I couldn't during the fast but she told me she's no longer interested ..

This got me worried and thinking and I just don't know what is happening..


Was she possessed Or that was just coincidence.. Did I do wrong by letting her down when she needed me most ?? ..

My brother, never you call that girl back, though she will never come back again because you have broken their rules of engagement.
Give thanks to God for that revelation.

Rhodaogunpeju:
She refused to come because she found someone else to do the job you couldn't do...

See this one...sex starved bitch. She is an agent..period!!!

360degreess:
.. Nonsense..Go and remove him na.So you want Buhari to rely on that fake news after the same news outlet came out to apologise to pantami for posting that nonsense information?
I am beginning to see good reasons why we Nigerians should be happy that Twitter opened their branch in Ghana because they are the masterminds of most fake news and informations that could result to war/crisis..

Shut up there ...Olodo

yomi007k:
This is automatic promotion to NYSC (Now your Suffering Continues).





....I hope they have rich and understanding parents tho.

Which stage in this life that there is no suffering? Even the teenager is wiser than you from your statement. Mark my word and think deeply inside. Life is full of suffering all the time.

thebosstrevor1:
WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NORTHERNERS TO VALIDATE YOUR TERRORISM.

Ignatius nanshal


WHO BEARS IGNATIUS IN THE NORTH

Olodo

Mokason288:
A lie , a lie , lamba, samba tani

Or whatever Jesus said on the cross

You are so wicked

SmartProf:
The people they govern pleaded for a localized security outfit to combat killer herdsmen, bandits, and criminals but their governors were speaking grammer and kept proclaiming loyalty to the federal police. Suddenly the people embraced ESN. All of a sudden their leaders have become terrified by events in the last couple of weeks traced to so called aliens (aka unknown gunmen according to our lazy security agents who can't gather intelligence). These clueless leaders have now gathered with church clothes to set up an A4 paper security outfit, issue statements, and snap group pictures...I hope they understand that the people they govern may have moved on long ago.

Na your papa born you son. Only wise ones will give you accolade here like me
Take one glass

kingjizzy2:
Hello my fellow nairalanders and cars enthusiast especially those in taxi/ private cab business I need your help on making a wise a choice for my friend.

He is planning to venture into the cab market but his budget is 700k at most as that's his Boss is ready to put in for any of these 3 cars that is finally chosen by him for the business.

To cut the long story short he is confused and need the best in terms of fuel economy, cheap maintenance and peace of mind while working.

The attached pictures are his choices please help him with the best your comments will be appreciated
Any other best option/ product of car for his budget is welcomed.
Cc:Marpol

First one and thank me later.
Both the prestigious look, durability, low fuel consumption and can't grade you so low as a taxi.

ebuka440:
He is correct about the statement that he made but shouldn't use that as a medium for inciting violence. Take for instance, imagine a situation whereby inmates that comprises of thieves, rapists and killers are freed into the society all in the name of actualizing Biafra, what is going to be the result.

When one thinks front, think back. All those prisoners released will soon start unleashing terror in the East here. Time shall come even police and soldiers will abandon the masses and protect only themselves with their families only.

Police are there to maintain law and order and if Ipob wants to show their anger, they should start with our leaders. Releasing inmates and burning police stations is not the best approach.

Those ammunitions collected from the police will still be used on the innocent masses for robbery and settling scores.

Please let's trade with caution

Shut up there. If you don't have anything meaningful to say, close that gutter

thegazettengr:
The Nigeria's Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Oladayo Amao, has expressed trust that the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) will be able to eliminate terrorists and other criminal elements from Nigeria in the immediate future.

He made the pledge at an Easter lunch with members of 013 Quick Response Force Minna, where he expressed his condolences to the families and coworkers of the three Airmen killed in Allawa operations on April 1, 2021.

READ >>> https://thegazette.ng/naf-will-remove-terrorists-and-other-criminal-elements-in-nigeria-soon-chief-of-air-staff/

See this one....who are you telling this now?
Mitcheew

Viko60:
Visiting only when Buhari is not around even Gumi quickly sneaked to Ota. What is happening in Aso villa?

Among all the comments here, I discovered you are the only one made crucial points which no one noticed it but I assure you that question is one in a million. You get sense my person.

Oluolad86:
When the society keep bringing children that the future is not certain because of bad government. All these terrorists are youths! Why not invest in them? The money ought to use for their welfare are used for weapon to fight them back No good health care! No good education system!


Say a word of prayers to me too that God the perfect healer should heal me wholeheartedly and send helpers to me, thanks.

I need drugs for swollen legs please or who can treat me for free. Thanks

Securing fighter jets against the other side, when the times come, they will use it as their #AGENDA.

unamamatoto:
I relocated to Enugu recently and I started attending a small church in my area in Independence Layout (name withheld)... I also joined with the sanctuary department.. So, we clean the church every Saturday.. That was how I became close to her... She very beautiful and has a big soft arse... I asked if I could have her number should in case I need counseling or prayers and, with being hesitant, she did.. wow. I called her and I told her I was traveling and I would like to get her a gift while returning back.. She said okay... Since then, she's been calling to know about my welfare and at the end of the call we made tonight, before we bid farewell, I jokingly told her I miss her and I wish she was not married, that I would have loved to make her mine and she laughed and told me point black that, I should keep trying.. that maybe, I could win her heart... so, my question now is how can I go about it... mature minds please... She's very beautiful and has a wide hip...

Thunder fire you. Mature mind kee you there

I wish I can lay my hands on you and you deserve this below......

castrogee:
First off, I've confirmed with those in Aba and they said no such thing happened. Secondly, I don't even beleive that those pics shared by NA is real and they were taken in Aba, if they were, you'd be seeing a lot of uproar from Aba residents.

That said, but let's assume for a second that the pics displayed are as true as the Nigerian army want us to beleive. So it means that the UGM terrorizing the Nigerian police and burning their stations actually do it with Matchets and knock outs? Does it mean that even the Naval officers killed by UGM could not defend themselves against matchet attacks despite having AK47 with them?

If one looks at what the NA displayed as UGM, it beggers beleive for anyone to assume that Nigeria security is strong. So again, a group of boys with Matchets went out to attack the NA and the army was happy that they neutralized them, as in for them, that's some sort of achievement.

You see, beleive it or not, the Nigerian army is a huge joke!!! I'm one of those who staunchly beleive that the Nigerian army cannot defend themselves against a well coordinated attack by the UGM.

You get sense.

SarkinYarki:
So that guy with backpack green sneakers and matching face Covid face mask was a gunman?

So all these gunmen men came to fight the Army with just one 12 guage shot gun and 3 machetes?

I tire oh. Especially that guy you specified? Chai. Only God knows who that particular person is

SuperBold:
The first Heebo to scam a lot igbos. He destroyed their self-esteem and turn them to servants. The followers of kanu the albino terrorist are criminals

Is your brain paining you

simultaneousboi:
Not really that way, he has once last year came to my Mom to collect 5k for registration for each person, which my Mom gave him 10k for 2 persons. Now, he said that he used his money to pay for the remaining 3persons which we are going to refund him after receiving the money and also all the expenses he made during the process. This particular form now is to be submitted with #500 each.

Wicked...
My major concern is why this dude come bring his Local job for home/siblings?
Make una no listen or obey him again

michoim:
How can an elderly as described be the leader of a terrorist?

See useless question

oaktvnigeria11:
Months after the expiration of a seven-day ultimatum given to him by a youth group, Kogi State Governor Alhaji Yahaya Bello has confirmed his intention to run for the presidency in 2023.

Bello’s campaign posters have been on display in major cities across the country.

The governor said his ambition is predicated on calls by Nigerian youths, women, the less-privileged, among others.

Bello who made this known at an interactive session with journalists in Abuja, however, noted that he would not jump the gun, but wait for the “official time” to formally join the race.

“I don’t refer to this as my presidential ambition. It is the ambition of the youths, the younger generation, the women, the less-privileged, the deprived and the oppressed in the society.

“These are the people calling me to come and serve, to run and contest for president in 2023 and in order that I don’t run foul of the law, I am waiting for an appropriate time to officially give the nod to that call.

“And, as a matter of fact, because I belong to that constituency, humble background, young, and I’m seeing exactly the less-privileged, the oppressed, the needy and quest for good governance in Nigeria, I don’t think when the time comes, I am going to turn the request down. I won’t turn it down; surely.”

He equally dismissed calls by some high-ranking members of the All Progressives Congress (APC) to respect the zoning arrangement with regards to the presidential ticket, between the North and South.

“There’s no zoning arrangement in our party; none that is existent that I know. If we want unity, if we want togetherness, let’s jettison all that divides us.

“I believe the younger generation has the antidote to fix the country because it’s only with the youths that there’s nothing like north or south or I am a Muslim or Christian.

“The focus should be on what unites us. In Nigeria, today, I’m more concerned about the unity of Nigerian youths and the younger generation. I think we should tread carefully on that.

“In 2015, nowhere was it zoned to the north; everybody contested, including Rochas Okorocha, who contested against Mr President. In the People’s Democratic Party, same, and in other political parties.

Read Also: Protest rocks National Assembly, workers threaten to shot down Parliament

“In 2019, nobody was willing to come and challenge Mr President. It wasn’t as if anybody was deprived (of the opportunity) and so in the 2022 election, it should be for everybody, let everybody contest, let the best emerge, the best that Nigeria would be proud of tomorrow,” he said.

On the issue of ‘flying kites on his presidential ambition’ before the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has officially opened the gate, he jocularly retorted: “I don’t fly kites! I fly planes.”
source: https://newstrack.oak.tv/2023-presidency-my-ambition-is-for-the-youths-gov-yahaya-bello/

See this one....you think you are smart abi.
That protests has really messed all of you political career up.

Bornu2ndson:
are u jealous? Fear of the north is the beginning of wisdom in SW

Terrorists dictated.
What is my business thou.
Am from the east while waiting for any of the coward to enter my territory....ESN here I come

Duru9:
Lol

Did he also exchanged his facial color too

Why face red fingers yellow

You wicked like this

RealGboy:
Something weird happened to me just few minutes ago.. I was sleeping when j heard a voice talking. I stay alone and there was no one with me so I was wondering, I went to the parlour to check if I had left the T. v on but to my surprise it was off.


I was scared so I decided to wait patiently and find out where the voice was coming out from.. everywhere was silent then I heard "You like sleep " this time more clearly I immediately jumped up and was cold and shivering at the same time , I still couldn't trace when the voice was coming from .,


As I kneel to start praying , although I haven't prayer in a while I Heard the voice laughing . but this time it was closer , as I turned right I saw the figure tall. so tall I couldn't see it face but I could see the leg so I grabbed the leg and started biting it , funny thing is that the ghost started pushing me away but I refused , I didn't know where I saw that kind of courage and strength


All of a sudden I recieved a hot slap . That's when I woke up and realized that it was my friend that slapped me and I was dreaming all along.. I asked him why he would slap me and he said he did that because I was biting his leg


whatever you do Don't smoke weed before you sleep ..

Idiot

Donspicey:
Like seriously That your landlord need to be sacked.Why on earth would he park his car inside same compound with his tenants?

If i talk now they will say its Black man mentality just look at the way Husbands and wives sleeps together these days..


Am very angry presently and lagos state president is not helping the situation on ground.

Jisos. Some people need help oh

Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?

Shut up there

pyyxxaro:
Papa Yusuf get sense pass you



Olumo rock fall on ur goat testes

I have a cup of beer for you

tsephanyah:
Bastard from the lineage of the most corrupt gene in the world. Come to Nigeria, I dare you. Attention seeking bastard just posting on twitter to stay relevant amongst your deadbeat criminals. You people are funny, posting stupid things against the government so that your White masters will not send you parking. Fools they all thought Buhari will give them shady contract to steal. After they realize it will not happen, they turn to political activists.

Is this one Ok like this? What are you even saying? Are you sure you went through on what you wrote which does not make any single sense
Truly, sense is not common.

jaybenugo:
Previous Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6415719/lady-runs-mad-while-trying


Lady Who Allegedly Ran Mad After Her Boyfriend Proposed To Her, Speaks On The Incident (Video)

The lady who allegedly ran mad after her boyfriend knelt down to propose to her on Valentine’s day, has cleared the air on the incident, IgbereTV reports.

According to the lady identified as Odudu Grace, it was just a skit and she didn’t know it will go viral the way it did.

The lady who is a social media comedian and identified as @dhaturhobogurl_ on Instagram reposted the video on her Instagram Story and cleared the air that it was just a skit.

A friend identified as Hillouu backed her up saying;



Click on the link below to view the video on her Instagram handle. The video was captioned;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CLSE7YCDQZa/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Watch her video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJM4WGybUh4

Below is another of her comedy video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUyL4i223g4

https://igberetvnews.com/1382681/lady-allegedly-ran-mad-boyfriend-proposed-speaks-incident-video/

Sincerely speaking I thought this actually happened. But remember that walls have ears. Meanwhile your pranks is not funny. Though I know the difference between Prank & skit, but your choice anyways.

LadyTianna:
Hey. Normally I don't create threads to bash guys but today I'm repulsed by some of the comments and threads made by guys here.

Ladies, ever gone on a date with a guy and realized how foolish and dumb he is? Please come and share the experience with us

Most of them have very limited vocabulary. You'll say a sentence and they'll be staring at you in a very confused manner until you dumb down the words for them to understand. The only topic they seem well versed in is sex. Truly pathetic. Don't even get me started on how almost all of them have resorted to fraudulent and evil practices in order to make money. Many of them have damaged their brains with hard drugs to the extent that they can barely make coherent sentences. All the good men are dead or old sadly. Unfortunately due to societal stigma attached to unmarried women, many of us will have to tie ourselves to these useless fellows till death do us part

Have you seen why most time I don't take people's post serious.
First of all....
Yes, good and fine that some guys these days take more of hard drugs but that does not stop you from respecting some other responsible men out there.

Why will you come here to generalize it and call all men are useless while on January 12th 2021, by 9:45pm. You posted where you were begging Nairalands to help you advice you over your biy friend that dumped you.
After reading your current post, I found out you posted this thread out of frustration, complain, bitterness, loneliness and above all disappointment in your boy friend who dumped you.
My dear we all know that this generation are becoming so engaged with hard drugs but never you come online to abuse men just because you have been dumped by one.
Check your character too, no one is perfect

Move one side nowwwww

BlackfireX:
Hate speech...

See this one