₦airaland Forum

Wittyglam:
My condolences but you're doing great right?

Yea!
It was a long time ago. June 94.

If you’re posted to Abakaliki Ebonyi and looking for accommodation, I can plug you in really fast.

Never really had the pleasure... passed away when I was little. But my mom and siblings tell me he was someone I would have loved to be around.

I appreciate your trying to be a good person here, but trust me if there’s any blowback these guys will not hesitate to rope you in. In fact, they’ll transfer the heat to you.
So go ahead and perform your duties diligently.

nrexzy:
Abba kyari ruled Nigeria really.. Don't allow the media and people's propaganda delude you... The constitution says if the President is unable to, carry out his duties, due to medical conditions or otherwise then has to transmit power to his VP through the national assembly..

Stop being clever by half.
When I say Aba Kyari ruled, you should understand I didn’t mean he held presidential tv broadcasts or held a council of state meetings...although he acted in other similar capacities. It is a matter of public knowledge that he met several foreign representatives of government on behalf of Buhari - meanwhile, Osibanjo was just next door idling away with whatever leftover assignments they passed on to him.
So, to stop you from wallowing further in your ignorance, yes Kyari wielded unlimited powers and influence so much that he was the most sought after member of the cabal. He decided who got what, how, where and when. To top it all off, he also made significant policy decisions in his proxy capacity.

If you’re not aware of these things, or you still believe they’re just mere propaganda, then you’re dumber than I thought.

nrexzy:
Since u know all,.. Has PMB traveled out of Nigeria since then?

You just proved my point!
Of course he has!
Are you the only one that doesn’t know?
Get your facts straight before defending something obviously out of your depth.

He left without transmitting a letter for the transfer of power, despite planning the trip months in advance... and he stayed for months.

It was Aba Kyari who ruled in his stead and called all the shots while a duly elected Vice President was relegated to the background.
It’s no secret that the president and his cabal have done everything in their power to undermine Osibanjo, and whittle down what they considered his growing profile.

You’re welcome to verify what I just said.

I think the best way is to hire a private legal practitioner and subpoena the witnesses to testify.

The rich will always use their influence to cover up their crimes.
But wait a minute. Who rapes a girl in this times when there are a thousand girls with soaring hormones looking to be screwed!?
Gosh!!

nrexzy:
Hasn't he been doing that in the past??

Dis clown go just Dey over talk like woman

This question clearly shows how uninformed you are.
After Osibanjo sacked his DSS stooge and outshone him in every aspect of leadership, Buhari has refused to transfer executive powers to him since then.
Dino said this for a good reason.

Dem wan kee Roachas?
Gbas gbos everywhere he goes

Him own still better.
Some people don buy tear-nylon iPhone for Computer village reach house see say na either fufu or soap dem buy.

goldbim:
I've been trying to load the pics BT it's not coming up.is there a WhatsApp no I can send it to,sir?

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goldbim:
IPhone 6s and 6s plus for sale @affordable prices!!interested buyers can quote this post .Thankyou!!

Can I see pictures of the 6splus?

Jerry naturally had most people’s sympathy including me.
And he was also gifted with a cunning mind that demonstrates how true brain easily beat brawn each time.

The creators were really had an incredible inspiration with the idea.

ec0malchemist:
you get the video ?

I watch am for person phone, I don’t think it’s online...probably due to the graphic content.
I felt bad watching it.

See as the guy come humble for police net.
This is the same person that was chanting and echoing vikantical nonsense in the video where they butchered the other foolish young man.
I don’t see any of that braggadocio since his arrest.

Shun cultism now!

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IME1:
Good morning neighbours

Congrats Ugo

I'm very interested in formula 1 oh

Does anyone know any place racing is done in Nigeria... and of cause whether I fit race?

It's a dangerous sport but exhilarating

The only place I know you can race in Nigeria is on your PlayStation, or in your mind

So which one is it going to be?

bolaayenimo:
ishi ewu...Was this one born when Awolowo was premier of Western region?

You’re clearly a child to be asking such a dumb question.
So you don’t know who Chidoka is? He’s a grown arse man and knows what he’s talking about, what’s more; he’s more cerebral than most people.

PS: You don’t necessarily have to be old to know history, you just need to be intelligent.

ediko5:
Please can you send me the video or the link.

Sorry, I actually saw it on someone's phone.

I cringed when I saw the graphic video of these savages butchering the hapless victim and cutting off his head as they chanted and echoed their confraternity slogan.
It was a terrible sight to behold!

Similarly, another group of the same confraternity attacked and beheaded another victim in his compound in Anambra.

Young men who are supposed to be seeking ways to advance their lives are busy making themselves willing tools for the devil, just so they can brag and boast ”you know who I be?!, You know how many men I don throw ovb?”.

”There's a way that seems right to a man, but the end is destruction”...shun cultism!!!

Had this girl that came visiting. She actually asked to visit for the weekend, but it stretched to nearly two weeks. Her folks were calling her to come home but she wasn't picking their calls or acknowledging their messages.
At a point her sister called her and said that their mum was planning to report the girl as a missing person to the cops - you know what that means if she's found in my house, I could be accused of kidnapping.
On top of that, I just wanted my personal space back because she was pretty invasive plus I had spread myself too thin tryna meet demands.

As a bad sharp nigga, I told a big fat lie that sent her home by force.

feemi:
As an Igbo graduate,try join army through direct short service

What is stopping you from joining the Army or recommending it to your family and village people?

If Dave Umahi is so desperate to ingratiate himself to his cronies in the APC, he should not do at the expense of Ebonyi people.
But if he must give them land let him use part or the whole of his vast estate at Uburu for his eye service.

I think that school should be investigated for bullying and brutality.

A child doesn’t wear that much clothes because of cold weather, so it’s definitely a buffer against the torrent of corporal punishment they get.

#SayNoToChildBrutality
#SayNoToBullying

We4all:
The Samklef guy is just too petty. Instead of him to apologize for his misguided posts, he choose to call Simi an ingrate. Now he is going to write an unending story on how he helped her reach the climax of her career.

Whatever he thinks he did for Simi، I don't care. One thing is certain, she has attained this height cos she is talented and got lucky. So, he should stop sulking and never try to sexualize a woman again. Not even if that woman is a prostitute cos some prostitutes still got class, and would never sleep with a certain kind of man.

You seem to forget that every profession has its own hazards.
Being sexualised is the hazard for being a prostitute or being in any line of work that employs sexually simulated or suggestive acts.
It is what it is!

JaneYave:
It's always better to speak out against. Simi did what she thought could caution a brother, if he misunderstood it, it's his business. It is who loves you that calls you to order!

My dear there’s a thin line between advise and insult, especially to our overly sensitive African senses. Even you wey write this thing now, e get the kind supposedly call to order wey person go give you for public, e go turn insult.
So it’s not just about intentions, it’s also about finding the right, time, place and words to convey your thoughts without bruising anyone’s ego.

Bottom line, Simi bleep up!

Depends what you do in America. If you work for somebody or company, I don't care if you are a doctor, engineer or lawyer, or mere warehouse worker, your income will be limited by tax even if you live frugally because you have no control of your taxes and you will shed almost 50% in taxes if you make more across taxes (federal, state, property and estate). Lets say you make $150k, government collect almost $75k in taxes across. You are left with $75k, after your house, car, emergency and personal expenses, you re left with $10-20k in the bank every yr. You can live a comfortable life but you will never be wealthy!

Now, if you own your own business, not mom and pop kiosk, I mean real business over $500k in revenue, you will have more control of your taxes. Once you understand how America works, which most Nigerians or black immigrants never understand anyways...just living the American dream blindly( big house and nice cars) and fatally in debt, you will know that America rewards business owners and entrepreneurs. Most Asian immigrants understand this which is why they own their own business and don't work for people!

Any Nigerian you know that is very very wealthy in America, has his/her own big business. These are not small boys and girls, they have over 5 employees (that's over $200k/90million in payroll a year assuming $45k each employee a yr), business location cost $500k-$5million. They rarely pay taxes because their business give them that advantage. Go and read why and how the rich in America pay zero to no taxes...actually government doesn't want you to if you create job, invest or an entrepreneur!

Succinct.

PrinceOfLagos:
You have no right to arrest anyone so release him

Says who?
Haven’t you heard of citizens arrest?
Besides OPC is empowered by law to perform in vigilante capacity - which is exactly what they have done.

Chibuike21:
#5m wow
It means if Ojukwu had taken FFK to court for ploying his missus he would have died a millionaire. Interesting

This goes to show the extent of your ignorance, because if you had any sense in your head you’d know that Ojukwu was born into wealth. His father Sir Louie Odumegwu Ojukwu was not only the richest Nigerian at the time, he bequeathed Ojukwu billions that the present generation of their family are still balling hard.
So you see why you need to know your subject or shut the hell up!

PS: You might want to look him up on Wikipedia for your enlightenment.

RuMiRgO1stSon:
wetin be fucum fucum again my people?

It's the sound the fan makes only at midnight.

Offpoint1:
I successfully impregnated 4 of my female neighbors and 2 of my neighbor's daughters...

if not for home training and cultural value I have, 3 of My neighbors wives would have been been pregnant by now.

Loud music is my addiction.


still living in FMIFY though, one day sha, man go build him own apartment.

Your home training and cultural values is really legendary.
Such a respectable young man

chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.


14. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

You really have extensive experience.
You fit write book sef