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DaudaTheSexyGuy:
If you annoy me I will find your wife and also screw her if she's up to my minimum standard

Says the nitwit without balls.

doggedfighter:
I'm a professional dog care taker

I won't mind working with this particular dog

Correct guy!!!
No be only care taker, na landlord you be.

I’m not surprised. Is it not this same clout-chasing fellow that took pictures in another man’s mansion and claimed ur was hers?
She has an insatiable craving for attention and she's willing to do just about anything to get it.
That's her funeral shaa...whatever floats get boat.

BareFacedLies:
If you were a good friend you would have been the one servicing the lady instead of leaving the job for a complete stranger to do

This is clearly a barefaced lie.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Abeg free the woman joor.

Can your friend swear that he is celibate where he is?

Her body is not made of wood besides the weather is cold so she needs someone to keep her warm and occasionally oil her

It’s people like you that go about screwing other men’s wives.
Karma will repay you a zillion folds.

merits:

The date. June has only 30 days, so there’s nothing like 31st June.

cuszy:
Thick Glass Dinning set with 6 chairs for sale
65k negotiable
Call or WhatsApp me on 08036748288

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You no go keep quiet?
Everything don finally cast, and you don show the world say wetin Tonto been dey talk that time na true.

Enjoy while it lasts jare!

Na Flavour food that year be this ooo

Chinedu is a badt boy shaa, who knows the next beauty queen he has his sights on?

For those saying “you don’t know how close they are”, that’s some lame BS.
No means NO, no guy should EVER force himself on a woman. It’s beyond terrible.

Confront the guy and give him a very stern warning.
Don’t get physical before he dies in your hands please.

Since you have chosen to make kidnapping and abduction lucrative for criminals by paying them hundreds of millions and freeing convicted felons, this nonsense won’t go away anytime soon.

MejiLoyon:
Glory be to God. That's wonderful.
Ehm sorry sir what exactly do you do again?

Last year I and my siblings decided to change momsys car. The eldest kept sending cash to buy but she ends up collecting the money to "contribute to God's work". So we kuku say make we buy am. As last born my own no too plenty wet I contribute but E shake me. Last last we buy the ride. Surprised her with it. She was very happy.
A month later I went to visit her. On my way I saw the car. I quickly brought out my phone to call her that I was going home to see her. Lo and behold mama say she dey house. I sha go house. Momsy who dey drive your car she say na pastor. For Wetin she say she sow am as seed.why you no sow this pilot wey don old she say E no fit the man. I no talk. I just do my doings comot. Carried 4 of my men we enter pastor cabal. We met him at home.Immediately he see me guyman start to shake. He don hear my scores for street say I be confirm weyrey. I no open my car ask am anything na him by himself dey talk say my son see the keys O. I told her not to but she insisted O. Just take it and leave. Hehehehe. When he see eye wey don red after plenty orijin. Drove the car to mom's and called my brother's. See scolding. We all threatened to disown her if she try that stunt again. Weeks later one girl carry belle for pastor. Later another. The man dey yansh people wives anyhow. My momsy left the church for another. Na that time she start to fresh. Every dime this guyman dey collect.

Make una wise up. These men majority na scam. Especially this guy. Fear Edo men.
PS. I be Edo too

Momsy no try shaa, but sometimes no be clear eye person dey take jonce, dat fake pastor fit dey hypnotise them.
Happy you recovered the ride shaa!

PoliteActivist:
He's a real niggar

Stop misinterpreting the concept of a real nigga.
If you’re unsure of who a real nigga is, kindly consult Slawomir for free lessons and definition backed by street cred and logic.

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C505:
I wanted to say the same. The TV stand has become a VIP post

He's here to sell it, and until that purpose is achieved he has to continue sharing it until the right customer comes along.
Make una free the guy jare!

If they were proud of the association, they probably wouldn't be hiding.
Imagine doing their registration like Nicodemus
Na shame dey cause this kind night waka!

Jesslove:
Postpartum care

I like your idea, but I think it would be even better like this:

Postpartum Maternal care
Or
Post-delivery maternal care.

Methinks that maternal is somehow important.

Nwodosis:
Everything is your brother's own and both you worked for it? How?
My friend allow your brother's wife to enjoy her marriage, which right do you have to go and open a married woman's pot to serve not even yourself but a friend? You owe her an apology.

You obviously didn't read the part where she cooked and served. Note that she didn't just dish food cooked by the sister in law.
Most girls can't seem to tolerate having their husbands sibling around. Meanwhile, it's this same people that probably built him up to be the man he has become.

I have come to understand that the type of women who don't want their inlaws around are usually the leeching types. They are the ones who have turned their marriages into a full time poverty alleviation program, and anything or anyone that looks like a threat to their steady cash out is an enemy, or a home breaker as they prefer to call it. You don't need to do them any special wrongs to earn their wrath.

And let's be clear, it has nothing to do with privacy, otherwise these same people won't bring their own siblings and moms to live in their husbands house...so much for privacy. It's not privacy they're after, it's a complete takeover.

Calling your inlaws home breakers just because you can't bear to:
- See them around or in your home
- See them happy or laughing with your husband without your heart going to pieces because you think they're stealing his affections from you
- See your husband supporting them
- Think that he has an obligation and duty to certain people in his life

All the above are obvious signs that you're a selfish and evil-minded person.

Op. Just find a way to leave that house okay. Don't waste your time trying to fight or anything. Just move on and hopefully lines will fall in pleasant places for you soon.

Lagbaja88:
why did the foolish protesters block the toll gate/ road

You are smart enough to know why.

MejiLoyon:
Weeks ago my friend just called out if the blue say he wan host men. Ah ah Wetin happen on Tuesday morning he just say make I come. This is a guy that knows I don't come to his house because of his canine friend yes he insisted. Plus anywhere mejiloyon dey shayo must plenty. I enter my okere go him house. See meat full everywhere. Hot peppersoup. Asun join. I don bite meat dey chow before I notice say him dog no dey. Guy where Pinky now I asked he say na him dey your plate so.
He was filled with tears. He was crying and I joined him crying too....wailing while I ate the sweet meat. Between tears we go chow pinky drink orijin. Pinky would be happy where he is. We gave him a proper burial. Rip pinky. Sweet pinky

This your story really made me laugh.
Pinky is seeing your crocodile tears from the different soakaway you guys deposited various chunks of his dismembered body.

If not for your desperation to return to business as usual, the innocent lives that were wasted at the toolgate wouldn't have happened.
Spare us this cooked numbers and get lost.

At a time when the issue of cow herding is threatening the peace of this country, this message is apt and timely.

This is a very diplomatic yet subtle message to the federal government that pastoral cow rearing is obsolete, and ranching the next level.

But the cows in Abuja won't listen, and their moo-in-chief can't read between the lines.

It is obvious this pastorpreneur has manipulated and wants to ditch this lady. He must be made to vomit her money and a good compensation.

You're just brewing a storm in a teacup. Give the sheets to a laundry guy and have them wash it to a dazzle, if you like they can sanitize it too.

Going forward learn to keep them in the loop on your movements as it pertains to their house, that should help you avoid awkward situations like this.

I'm not defending your brother and his wife, but sex in odd places can be a tonic for most couples, so don't get too upset your room was used.

Is that all this monkey can say?

No problem, soon you will realize that it would have been a better choice to tame your dogs than to have them ruin our country.

With all these atrocities being committed by Fulani's on a daily basis, why would anyone want them to live amongst them.

Hausa people can stay, but these blood thirsty cattle lovers need to go home and stay home.

Them just dey use the guy dey cash out major.
Ever since he paid the first person and they all found out he was a vain megalomaniac, they just turn am to business sharp sharp.
The sheman must bleed cash!

CryptoClub2018:
Go sell your papa property go stake am

No mind these local 419.

This is how irresponsible men talk.
Him wey dey talk fit dey smell pass soakaway.
Stupid boy.

helinues:
Correct nigga.

I think some parents are just selfish with this ridiculous engagement list..

How are they going to survive after marriage? Does it mean they are selling their daughters?

Don't be too hard on parents bro, some cultures predetermine and prepare this list which parents are compelled by tradition to present to their prospective sons inlaw.
They're merely unwilling accomplices in the charade. Most parents are unhappy about it but don't know what to do about it.

It goes without saying that the scary traditional marriage requirements involved in certain Nigerian cultures is preventing a lot of marriages from actually happening.

Most times this outrageous marriage demands are blamed on greedy parents, but the reality is that these parents are sometimes merely victims of a devious traditional marriage institution that is only convenient for the wealthy.

For example, in most Igbo cultures it's not actually parents that decide what a suitor should bring, rather it's a flawed traditional system created by greedy village elders for selfish reasons that determines these and circulates same to parents who are often unwilling partners in this travesty.

In some cases these customs are enacted by men who couldn't have children, do not have daughters, or are wealthy and can afford to pay the outrageous requirements for their son in law's - their endgame might be to frustrate other less privileged girls from marrying or just out of spite.

So basically, the parents don't actually sit down to write all these rubbish, they simply make photocopies either from the kindred or the general community.
As a rule, there are different lists for indigenes and nonindigenes (of course nonindigenes pay way higher).

So in this context, it is out of the parents hands, and actually in the hands of stupid relatives or community elders who had no contribution to the girl's nurturing, yet they get to decide what is paid as her dowry.

Failure to follow these customs would attract sanctions and that is why some parents just go with the flow, not necessarily out of greed.

Before my father passed away, he charged us not to collect a penny for any of his daughter's, he maintained that the best dowry was to look after his daughter in a loving and peaceful home. However, after his demise some of my uncles nearly turned my sister's marriage rites to a bazaar, but for the insistence of my mom and elder brothers. They made it clear that they had a solemn charge and would not let anyone derail that. In the end they only managed to reach a compromise where no dowry was paid except for a symbolic #10 note that was presented and returned to the inlaws. But other items were provided even though they would have preferred something more modest, instead of the elaborate demands my uncles got.

Being my father's son, I have vowed that I will decide what should be brought for my daughter's marriage rites if God permits me to witness that, I will not be railroaded into making outrageous demands on my son inlaw no matter how wealthy he may be. I will not let any silly kindred or community list probably authored by dead people; to make me look unreasonable and greedy.
Should I decide to be greedy, it would be because I want to not because my community imposes it on me.

I think it's time someone spoke out in defense of innocent parents who are sometimes unwilling accomplices in this elaborate extortion disguised as traditional marriage rites.

And maybe, this is a wake-up call for parents to retake control of their daughter's marriage rites, while the community focuses on building roads, town halls or anything else that communities are supposed to do.

Shallom.