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Timagex:
Once I see "a man walks due east", it's over. 😁

😂😂

helinues:
Congratulations, you have just secured a new job.

If you rejected this kind IT guy, na your phone go be the next to hack.

To save story that touch, hire him

So what happens when he flaunts laid down protocols? You can't fire him cos he might hack your system. Never hire this kind of engineer.

When a software engineer finds a vulnerability in your system, ethically, they're bound to report their findings so that the vulnerability can be patched. Exploiting a vulnerability is illegal in SE.

HBB1:
So Hollywood started before VHS, yeah?

With Cinema right?

So who started cinemas in Nigeria and who even made the first films?

Yes, but what you understand as cinemas today wasn't what cinemas were back in the 70s. Back then, cinemas were venues for watching stage plays and theatrical performances. I'm not saying that there were no motion pictures at the time but these films were typically owned and controlled by TV networks. Hollywood revolutionized this space and started broadcasting films on reels nationwide in cinemas.

There have always been motion pictures like Charlie Chaplin's shows broadcasted on network TVs, however, these were not Hollywood movies. Hollywood's ingenuity lay in the commercialization of the movie industry, which gave rise to independent motion-picture studios across Hollywood, LA. They established a production and distribution network capable of global scalability.

This same innovation is what led to the birth of Nollywood. Fortunately, the advent of VHS cassettes made the commercialization of production and distribution of Nigerian movies more accessible.

HBB1:
So Hollywood started with VHS films?

🤣

Hollywood can be traced back to the moment when some visionary filmmakers transformed cinemas into a thriving commercial industry, giving rise to the movie studios in Hollywood. There have always been stageplays in cinemas across every region, including the Muslim north. Nollywood is not about Baba Kareem documenting his stage performances. The keyword here is commercialization which gave birth to both Nollywood and Hollywood.

GoodLife4live:
[url][/url] talk say una no get VHS for house... Jaguar naa tv series not vhs

I'm sure you enjoyed Nollywood films on VHS tapes back in 1978, right from your village's Ifa Calabash. The fact that you didn't know movies were broadcasted from film reels speaks volumes. TV series ko!

GoodLife4live:
Dem never even born u our mum talkless u... First televised movie was in 1973... A Yoruba film..

Jaguar in 1978 in bronkin English..
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There was no commercial VHS cassettes in 1978, so where was this movie you mentioned recorded?

You guys need to take a chill pill, this constant supremacy battles are unnecessary. Nollywood, just like it's American counterpart Hollywood, means commercialization of film production and distribution.

Your country's foreign reserve is $3.7B currently and you're asking what is happening.

For perspective, it means we do not have enough FX to import used vehicles alone, and Nigeria imports a lot of products.

If dem give Ikoyi people this kind food, wetin dem wan come give you wey dey stay for Obalende?

Give Ebola Tinubu $1 Trillion and he'll loot it all, achieve nothing, and still complain about not capturing enough people in the tax net. You can't give what you don't have.

Creamypie:
These ogbeke issue. People like their government, Nigeria and ECOWAS wan disturb them.current Nigeria army wey never fight real war b4 are about to be tested.one thing I know: Nigerian army will rely primarily on air force, bombing the whole of Niger, whether belligerent or not, the whole forests, city, including all civilians, including bazoum and the presidential villa and Nigeria army on the ground too will not be spared the terror that will bleed from the sky (forget the communication equipment linking army with air force, it will fail). . Some of the fighter jets will still crash by themselves on the way to niger

You're a comedian bro... Some of the bombs might even fall on Northern Nigeria.

LOL Once the glitch is fixed, those withdrawing accounts will be duly debited.

36 states & FCT. I thought Agbadorians said we have 37 states.

BTW Tinubu just appointed a minister of FCT. I thought a "STATE" should have a Governor.

25% in the FCT is mandatory. Tinubu is a goner!

Yes! It still hurts so I don't want to talk about it.

#AllEyesOnTheJudiciary

Racoon:
This is what happens when a criminal set a template. Nobody associated with Tinubu that does not have integrity issue.

Such a criminal grandpa. How can someone's grandpa be a criminal?

When they don't have anything to show for, they release propaganda for Badagry sea port, Lekki Airport, Blue/red line train, 4th mainland bridge and other bull***.

Here's the chronicle of Badagry sea port from 2015. Don't let them play on your intelligence.

Timoleon:
Lagos state announced these bodies about three years ago Na. The families of these people didn’t come out in almost three years. Wetin Dey worry una sef? I empathize with everyone who lost someone but facts must be facts. No be everything be emotion.

In which editorial was the announcement made? Just the name and date of the publication will do.

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. He just woke up. For almost 3 years, the state has advertised and announced severally and even set up a committee for members of the society to come forward and identify or report to them a missing relative, no one came forward for any of these bodies.

The state went further to spend millions to preserve these bodies while waiting for the families, particularly those alleged to be killed at lekkilies, still nobody came forward.

Should LASG continue to keep the bodies for ever or should we forever believe the lie that anyone killed will not have families, friends, neighbours, pastors, imams etc.

If Amnesty International Nigeria is serious, it should not have kept quiet but helped the government publicize the long drawn public announcement to members of the public.

I will support Amnesty if it will offer to bear the cost of the extra days the LASG will be keeping these bodies. It is not enough for them to talk, talk is cheap. What will amnesty undertake to ensure that the families are found and tax payers in Lagos does not continue to bear the brunt and cost of keeping these bodies for ever. They are in govt mortuaries at a cost borne by the govt for almost 3 years now, what does amnesty want to do to help Lagos?

Btw, if or since you have your family member or members among the dead there, accept my condolences, please go and claim your dead abeg. If you don't have a relative there and for 3 years have not seen a single person you know who has a relative yet talk about lekkilies, then you are ignorant and mischievous. Check my signature for free stuffs!

Where did the Govt advertised this news? Just the name and date of the advertisement will be enough.

favor914:
Shameless Empty Barrels, After all the bragging before the election?

Na same Zoo Court way no send you & Gringory, una go end up las las? Bunch of shameless Things.

Eyah! Did my comment strike a nerve? Why are you crying, my love?

DoTheNeedful:
A lot of Obidients thrive on conspiracy theories, lies and misinformation. Unfortunately, many unscrupulous elements are feeding on these weaknesses to grow their social media and YouTube following e.g. NedMedia.


We have been telling them that Obi didn't prove anything in court for the court to rule in his favor. He has not been able to show the court the number of votes that he was deprived of, the number of votes to be subtracted from Tinubu's and/or Atiku's votes. He has also not shown how the non-transmission of the votes to electronically has affected him. If you are familiar with court judgements about elections in Nigeria, you would know that these are usually the things judges base their decisions on.

I can bet with everything I have in this world that the court will not deliver victory for Obi, maybe a rerun at best. The very intelligent ones among the Obidients know this and that is why they are looking into disqualifying Tinubu based on other technicalities like the so called Shettima double nomination and so on.

Unfortunately, you don't have anything. Come back when you move out of your parents' for a start.

Just increase it, there's no need to explain to us. We can manage!
May this new fuel price favor me and my family.

Wole Olanikpekun is working for Peter Obi. He's our inside man. All will be revealed soon.

Yeah! Standard cashout for all newly minted IGP. Once they go "pay" a visit the security will be reinstated, if you know what I mean.

bjdon:
You mean the SS and SE gas reserves.

Better hope the judiciary do the right the thing and call an election rer-run or else there is not likley to be a Nigeria in 5 years time , let alone 94 years.

LOL Nobody is calling a re-run and I don't know where you got that from. 2023 election has a winner and that winner will be declared President.

Shantyken:
To be a member of party start from ur unit to ward to LG to State to national

....and your ward has to be in your state of origin?

I don't get it. Even if it is true that PO is not a member in Anambra. Is anything stopping Peter Obi from being a LP member in Abuja, Lagos or even Kano? What kind of watery argument is this?

So Mynd closed a promising thread gaining traction in the politics section and posted a redirect link to a similar thread in the business section where the story will remain moribund. Neither the politics nor business thread made it to the front page.

Seun, this is what your employee is doing with your business. Sabotaging your business for irrelevant political gains.

Let me go and tag Seun on Twitter.

https://www.nairaland.com/7751304/fg-announces-plans-collect-vat#124196321

This order simply means that petty traders, hawkers and artisans will be captured in Tinubu's tax net. Not even the poor living below the poverty line will be exempted. Anyone who can't pay should return to their village.

May this new tax favour me and my family.

Brendaniel:
I laugh when some people talk about Tinubu transforming Lagos, anybody that witnessed Tinubu's 8 years of governorship, it was all about party, political jamboree and night shift coliseum with Osoba of Ogun state, Lagos was a tight dust bin throughout his tenure while increasing tax in the state.

I'm just laughing at people who have been deceived

Anyway, the taxation will favour me and my family

If the market women can't pay VAT they should go back to their village. May this tax favour me and my family.

freemanq:
Tax same person Apc government nearly killed with poor governance, while tax them again?

I thought people were praising Tinubu for increasing the IGR of Lagos State. How else do you intend for him to increase IGR if not taxes?

lordm:
Come and take na. Easier said than done

It be like say agbero never beat you before. You think say na gentlemen dey come collect Tax under Tinubu regime. Go ask those wey experience Tinubu administration for Lagos make dem tell you.

This order simply means that petty traders, hawkers and artisans will be captured in Tinubu's tax net. Not even the poor living below the poverty line will be exempted.

May this VAT favour me and my family.