₦airaland Forum

TGM2015:
On Obidepo (Yes daddy) audio leak,

Kenneth the Labour Party presidential campaign spokesman has confirmed the audio to be real but disagreed with "religion war" attached to it.

Bishop Oyedepo has not denied it but said he doesn't campaign for politicians but only give them advise.

FIJ has subjected the audio to AI test and confirmed it was not doctored.

Premium Times has comes up with transcript of the audio conversation as reproduced below.



SOURCE: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/features-and-interviews/591397-full-text-what-peter-obi-oyedepo-said-in-leaked-religious-war-phone-call.html

Very tardy cut and join work. Obviously doctored. The response and follow up doesn't add up...

Westerhoffe:
The Fire Trucks are Medieval Westforte AI45XD Fire Trucks Pro Max Extreme, Year 2945 Model.

These fire trucks according to science are Solar Energy powered.
And when it comes to operation, they are AI controlled.
It reduces human errors of late intervention and delay in response to emergencies.
They have Automatic Fire Detector sensors.
Operates with GPS and would travel at light speed to the rescue.
Updated Features:
1. They are specially designed to fly, with the aid of Afterburner engines should there be a traffic congestion.
2. They have powers to make fire not burn buildings in areas where they are deployed.
They have the capability to detect and analze the cause of fire before reaching the location.
They are self controlled.
They are the future of Fire Trucks.

Therefore, bother no more about the costs as they were sold at a very redundant price compare to the technological advancement they comprise.

No need to thank me for the analysis.
What are friends for?

WTF...!!!?? 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂 I must thank you for the analysis. Thank you!!! I agree they were sold at a very very redundant price as well, compared to the tech advancement. All my days...😂😂😂😂😂 "They have powers to make fire not to burn the buildings in areas they are deployed"....

oikirodah:
What To Expect From Adams Oshiomhole As Nigerians Look Up To 10th NASS For Succor


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/what-to-expect-from-adams-oshiomhole-as-nigerians-look-up-to-10th-nass-for-succor/

Source iReporteronline.

U have just said NOTHING..!!

noleflendum:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/ill-work-with-president-elect-tinubu-makinde/

Very underated Governor....!!! Politically tactical and sound.. delivered both ways..!! Still standing.... Awesome..!! 💯

Which kind analysis be this abeg?

Boomkalakuta:
I say a Particular mod took down the post twice because I listed the names .

I decided to play smart with him by uploading it as screenshot.

The idiot came also to read this article but could do nothing

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baaaad!!! 😂😂😂

OsunOriginal:
Isn't it an irony that a man who was giving billions out as conditional cash transfer is now talking about limiting the use of cash. Does he plan to continue with his cash transfer policy? What informed the use of cash for the conditional transfer? Are those factors no longer there? Buhari will lose this war and will be rendered a nonentity for the rest of his life after leaving office

Was it with cash or without cash? Cashless...is cashless... If u like transfer 1trillion...nor use cash....simple n short!!

TheOlusanjo:
Watch video here: https://burbles.ng/2023/01/02/lld-concert-irate-fans-boo-burna-boy-off-stage-after-singer-kept-them-waiting-for-6hours-video/

Tuesday morning..?

Ratello:
*THE UNSCRUPULOUS RAIL LINE MIRAGE OF THE LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT*

Written by: S.SABA MFA.

The Rail line project as evidence in the Townhall meeting held in 2009/2010 by the administration of Babatunde Raji Fashola, the then Executive Governor of Lagos State who did not allow his string fully tight to the apron of the ring Leader. Let me remind Lagosians and those who wish to know that the Light Rail project was broken down into four phase, yes! 4 phases; which where the Blue, Red, Yellow and Green Rail line.

The Blue Rail line which was unveiled yesterday after about 12 years of stupidity was perhaps the shortest of the four phase being a 27km stretch from Marina enroute Okokomiako. Only 14km of the stretch representing about 50% of the project shall commence work in the first week of the second quarter of Next year.

The Red line will journey from Marina, Mile 2-end inward Okoko and stretching all through Badagry corridor of Lagos.
The Yellow Rail is to take its toll from the Ajah annexe linking Marina axis, while the Green Rail is to climax from Agbado enroute Marina.

All this where the project summary which had the backing of the Federal Government, World Bank, ECOWAS, IDB and notable organisation. Under the PDP government, two banks were to back the project through interventions from the then lead Federal Government of Nigeria under the PDP.

Going further, part of of the master plan on Transportation as there "LOG BOOK" implies (A rebutted Lagos Master plan not on paper but in the dark Horizon of a man that tied every invention of his successor as his dream) is the waterway project and unleashing additional 14 Routes to the Bus Rapid Transit scheme which are yet to materialise in the Land of Aquatic splendour.

After 12 years of merrying with tax payers funds, donations and grants from the international community, a puppeted sole Administrator dance merrily to celebrate a failed and untimely project to the suffering of Lagosians. I weep as the number of leaves that has being calmed through road accidents, poor management of our waterways ought not to be if the government had invested in this projects as at when due.

Our Domestic and Foreign debt are the shrinking effect on the common man in the street of Lagos. Lagosians has to pay through there marrow to be an inhabitants of a city of plenty for all.

I ask again, what has being the "CORPORATE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES" (CSR) of Alphabeta in the last 20 years after ranking an average 5billion monthly tax remittance levy from our State coffin.

Lagosians should seat back and think inward and look onward the future, as "Lagos" is calling on all and sundry to save her from a stiff neck Government and bring back the Glory of Lagos for all to benefit which has being the normality of Lagos year pass.

Lagos Needs a Breath of Fresh Air.

Vote PDP
Vote Dr Abdul-Azeez Olajide Adediran and Funke Omotunde Akindele.

*LAGOS!!! IT'S NOW!!!*

SAY NO TO DRUGS

tnerro1:
Argentina vs France final

You can bet ur house on it

Croatia VS Morocco...


Remember This...!!!

Morocco would rather defend to death..

This world cup sprung surprises...!!! FUN..!!!

Cheers @tnerro1

omohayek:
So you don't think your mother is worth bowing to when guests come to visit? You don't think your wife is deserving of the same honor? You don't have any sisters, daughters or nieces worth treating in such a manner? In your own words, you stated clearly that your problem with what Tinubu did was that he was bowing before a woman, not that he was doing so to non-royalty. Just come out and admit that you're a typical boorish sexist who thinks women are by definition unworthy of such treatment.

Pls don't go amd quote what i never said... Don't use "In your own words". Point out wherever i said such pls. U r probably being mischievous. Bowing to Royalty is different from bowing to non-royalty. No point playing d gender n elderly card here pls.

longetivity:
wetin this one dey yarn

��� i literally burst laff for here!! B calming down...

omohayek:
Stop spouting the same cliched "agbado" rubbish and tell us all what the difference is then? Is it that one is black which makes her undeserving of respect in your eyes? You are as intellectually limited as you are hopelessly chauvinistic.

Too much grammar doesnt prove intellect. The difference is one is a QUEEN (QUEEN OF ENGLAND), The other is Orji Kalu's mother. Obi bowed to a KING. Everybody bows to Ooni...

VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?


Pls how can I eat this?

is that milk soup or cloud soup or g/nut soup.... ?I
U can give someone else if u don't like it,
but show appreciation...!!
I just dey laff for here

smatt1711:
If Tinubu is from South East heaven knows I won't support him for any reason. As a young progressive youth who wants to be useful to himself, what business do you have supporting people that never cared about you.


1st the youths from South West wanted Osibanjo,even many youths from South East wished it was him to minimize the chances of having another dead 8 years in our lives. If i am from South West and someone want to use ethnic line on me I will simply ask you why didn't you guys give us Osibanjo, is so painful that even the president supported him, what an easy victory it would ve been.

People that never considered ur feelings when taking decisions won't listen to you when they get to power, you will only be used, if they truly care about how you feel they would have put your feelings into consideration when making decisions, the truth is they don't really care. This the reason I like South East Youths, success don't give room for sentiments, they won't waste time to tell you how they feel.



As for this news, the only reason I feel is because of Osun Election, I have the feeling that Buhari is not cooperating very well with them(rigging)....matter don tie wrapper like this.

Master..na just one political party's decision, the more reason reason u should vote for another... E no affect the fact sey Dollar now na almost 650..and a bag of rice 32k... No vex!!!

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Seriously? If u were truly not a coward, u wouldn't have brought this topic here. It's obvious u are a coward since u need people to help u take a decision over mere tantrum from ur g/friend. COWARD!!!

Are all these APC guys suffering from dementia or are they all on drugs or something..? The things they say are incomprehensible to a sane mind. I just don't get it...

The moment a sane mind joins that party, it gets insane...

Look at a wonderful leader, a model in politics, that ought to keep his place and respect as a renowned political King maker, making comments like "feeding 50million Nigerian youths/recruits, with agbado, cassava and beans, morning, afternoon, night...take away from their source..."

I don't understand... Maybe some people do, but I honestly don't.

chigoziri2403:
I think you should be more concerned about what you wrote in your first paragraph

Lmao..!!! Such sarcasm... I pray he gets the message though!

LIVE08:
Suspected political thugs attack Osun commissioner’s house, properties destroyed




https://dailypost.ng/2022/07/18/suspected-political-thugs-attack-osun-commissioners-house-properties-destroyed/

If u decide to save up ants infested fire woods, be prepared to be visited by lizards!

If u decide to get a cub as a pet, be prepared to be its meal when it is fully grown.

Finally, pikin wey wan use cry disturb neighbors, na him family go hear am pass!!!

The government in power should deal with the monsters they created.

chatinent:
Bobo Chigaco rn:


“shebi mo sọ fun this boy to make sure he buys enough votes...(pauses for ten minutes) Common Osun he can't win. Kosi wahala but if I fail this election, ko ni dafun yen.


(Pauses for six minutes)

I brought you to politics. I brought Buhari. I invented Nigeria. Irabgiji is now like London because of me and you want to rob off the presidency off me?

Oloun ma je.

You'll go back to eating agbado, ewa, and ...(pauses for ten minutes) and agbado.

Emi Lokan.

Youruba lo kan.

If I don't win, I will make sure stroke catch me.

Insha Allah.”

Lmfao!!!!! U nor well oooooo...... Lol!

[quote author=IamBlanco post=114737513]Greetings everyone.

One guy is currently blackmailing my female friend with her nude. Apparently, they had a video call, while on the call she was showing him her boobs, unknown to her the bastard was screen recording it. They stopped talking for a while, only for this guy to sudden fly reappear again, called her & threatened to post her nudes on social media. He went as far as searching her profile on Facebook and threatening to post the video unless she travels to his city to do whatever he wants her to do.

I’m pissed at this girl cause she was stup*d enough to do this with someone but we can’t throw away the baby with the bathing water.
I can’t post the chats here cause the bastard might be on this platform too. But he has been communicating with her with his phone number.

Please I need help on what to do. She’s confused & devastated already. Pls I need una help.

Mods pls push to front page. [/quot

Both d poster and friend are senseless. If ur friend doesn't have some decency, at least, an atom of decency....she deserves everything coming to her. I can't understand why ur friend will be showing her nudity to a complete stranger abi friend sef...!!! Is it that her brain doesn't think or what? I don't just understand..... If u can have such a friend, then I can imagine u urself...! That being said, she should ignore the blackmailer. It is one of those things...I hope she learns, but I doubt she will.

hammer567:
GOD PUNISH YOU AND SOLUDO.



HE HAS INVITED VAMPIRES AND BLOOD SUCKERS TO ANAMBRA STATE.




THEIR MISSION IS HOW TO EXPLIOT ANAMBRA GAS NEXT, AFTER USING OKOROCHA TO GAIN ACCESS TO IMO STATE GAS.



WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ANYTHING INVOLVING BRITAIN WILL ALWAYS ONLY BENEFIT BRITAIN.



BRITAIN IS LEADING EU OUT OF RUSSIA TO COME AND TAKE THE GAS THEY KEPT IN IGBOLAND.



MAY GOD PUNISH ALL THOSE IN IGBO LAND THAT ARE PART OF GIVING AWAY OUR GOD GIVEN RESOURCES TO PEOPLE THAT WILL DEPORT YOU TO RWANDA AFTER ENTERING BRITAIN.



IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH THOSE THAT KEEP HOSTING EUROPEAN CRIMINALS IN IGBO LAND OVER THE DEAD BODIES OF OVER 3 MILLION THAT DIED, SO BRITAIN CAN DRINK CRUDE OIL.




I AM IN DEEP PAIN TO SEE ALL THIS GOING ON AND EVER MORE COMMITTED TO BIAFRA EXIT.



IF WE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE GAS IN IGBO LAND, LEAVE IT INSIDE THE GROUND, AND LET IT REMAIN THEIR FOR FUTURE GENERATION THAT MIGHT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT.



RUSSIA GAS IS FOR EUROPE AND BIAFRA GAS IS FOR AFRICA.

Why not take a deep breath... Get a bottle of water/cup of slush/cold bottle of zobo... Take a seat... Turn on ur music set (Tracy Chapman- stand by me)... Open ur laptop or phone and read up "Emotional Intelligence"..?

U r welcome, by the way. Cheers

Makavelli001:
Is Nigerians bunch of fools??
Why should a sensible person in Nigeria today still have the mind to support APC.

U r very much entitled to ur opinion. On ur desk and in ur space, u r very very correct. An observation though... It is meant to be "Are" Nigerians....and not "Is" Nigerians...! U can carry on. Thanks a lot!!!

naija4life247:
I think you should ask your parents why you were not aborted at pregnancy

U r better than this. Don't be ruled by ur emotions...sometimes don't align with negative energy, that was d intention in the first place! Cheers!

Mandate2023:
U r a complete empty head na davido give d boy fame b4 abi......even seyi tinubu and davido dey always hang out together sef, na foolish ppl like una dey take everything personal

Lmao..!!! Omohhh... Calm down!! U wan burst d guy head with bottle..? Lol... Most people no really understand sey even Ademola Adeleke sef dey hangout for govt house too...!!! Na we just dey carry matter for our head for nothing. Politics na their occupation/career... That u work for MTN no mean sey u no fit dey chill with ur guys for GLO...!!!

BadNews:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/7/delta-state-police-uncovers-baby-factory-rescue-three-pregnant-women-and-arrest-two-suspects-2.html

This one is becoming a national embarrassment o..! What will they call this one now...? Poverty? Hustle? Crime? If these people are too fertile they should apply as surrogates or sperm donors naa...n earn legitimately..!!! This thing is like a DNA thing o..coz u will still hear another story like this again, very very soon, from this same side of town...!!

Areaaaaa....!!! Una doh oo..

sarrki:
Zaazuh crooner, Portable Omoolalomi storms Osogbo, state capital of Osun to Solicit votes for Governor Adegboyega Oyetola re-election bid.

The kind models this party, APC dey get, I no just understand. I think we do too much drugs in this country that we now see junkies as motivators! This might appeal to some people though...! I am just baffled that APC that is in power presently, with so much decay n rot in d system, to the extent that one person can be bold enough to corner 80bn...as in..even after d party rode to office on d mantra of "no corruption"... can still openly campaign, promising to do more abi na continue from where Buhari stopped. Anyways, maybe d story is different in Osun state. What do I know..?

Pls o..I didn't insult anybody o. I know a lot of faithfuls are intolerant. No vex!!

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: VANGUARD

Self control is key!!! Sometimes, just ignore n pass... If that guy had his way he would have defiled that young girl, no matter how u try to justify this. Come on, it is morally wrong. Minors are to be protected and guided rightly. Whether this is a set up or not, it is wrong. I just pray we learn from this. That you haven't been caught doesn't mean you won't be caught or ur act won't catch up with you. Nature can't be cheated, if dem no catch u, dem go do am to ur daughter...!!! Sometimes to chop chicken go dey hungry u, e no mean sey make u go thief am na...if u can't afford it, oga tone down...control ur urge!!!! A lot of these young girls are exposed to craps online and offline, they r influenced by these things and are vulnerable, it doesn't mean they should be taken advantage of. Sometimes they try to lure u, come on...u only put them right and straight considering they are minors... That's just d plain truth... If this offends u, may God help u. Our brothers at the other side of town, I know sey minors dey mk una body tremble, abeg mk una try help matters. Morally n lawfully, it is not right!! I come in peace!!!

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: VANGUARD

Self control is key! There wouldn't have been any need for a "set up" if he had controlled his urge. What is morally wrong, is morally wrong, no matter how hard u try to justify it. Hope other men will learn from this, that you haven't been caught doesn't mean u won't be caught...! U can't cheat nature... If dem no catch u, e go happen to ur daughter... That's just a fact. Whoever this offends, seek God's help, no vex... For our brothers at d other side of town where minors tickle their fancies...pls, let morality guide una zips abeg!!! Something's dey hard, I understand, but the truth is as plain as black n white.

politicoNG:
Kemi Badenoch, in her pursuit to be UK’s next prime minister of the United Kingdom, has slammed Nigerian politicians as looters and dream killers.



Previous Thread: harp's://www.nairaland.com/7225992/nigerian-politicians-use-public-money#114693573

Abike Dabiri-Erewa, the Nigeria in Diaspora Commission (NiDCOM) Chairman, Abike Dabiri-Erewa, has berated Nigerian-British Member of Parliament (MP), Kemi Badenoch, over her comments on Nigerian politicians.

She was responding to a comment by an Iyabo Awokoya on Twitter:


https://twitter.com/iyaboawokoya/status/1547477472823984128?t=fJ4tNAbRrAK8YTN0LfquNQ&s=19

Abike responded, “I am just as angry. I second your thoughts here and will keep my comments for a later date.”

Lol. Simple question... Did Kemi Badenoch lie? What is going on now? OK, morally, what is it that APC as a party will tell us that they will do differently now that isn't a trailer load of lies. Will they tell us they will improve on the power supply that was made completely worse by Buhari..or is it the economy, security, fuel, food stuff prices, education...what exactly...? Tinubu is a great mind, I give that to him, he is a wonderful leader but then, he sold the wrong person to us in 2015...n 2019...ordinarily they should be stoned when they come to campaign to us. It is just unfortunate that for a mere nylon of beans and rice we forget years of misrule and bad governance. Most especially we, the so called youths. Imagine NANS president fraternizing with APC, meanwhile schools are closed..he will still b the same person to mobilize students for them. The things we smoke and drink in this country....we need serious rehabilitation. MInd u... Everyone is free to support whoever, but I just can't comprehend what APC will use to woo/convince any sane Nigerian to vote for them. Imagine where a president with his minister visits a prison facility and they are unaware that there are no CCTV cameras in that facility... I don't understand...!!! A president comes out to address the youths, he charges them to seek education at all cost, meanwhile schools are shut down due to strike action over the failure of same president/FG to honour the agreement reached by them. I no just understand... In fact, let me just stroll out and get a cold bottle of beer pls, this thing don dey vex me...

FreeStuffsNG:
Thank you sir. You are actually clear enough and I appreciate your honesty and courtesy. I just want to add public enlightenment especially through the electronic and print media.

LASG is very good at this, when they need to rally their base, they will be everywhere. You will recieve whatsapp video of the Gov. and Deputy making appeals in both English and Yoruba , their social media handles will engage and when you tune to all the 3 radio stations of Lagos state and our LTV, there are documentaries, talkshows, call in programs, adverts and jingles in Yoruba and English to enlighten the public on the benefit of these govt policies.

I am not in Anambra so I can't just assume it is being done but the benefit is huge to ensure that political opponents do not misinform the public the government is serving their interest.

Very correct. Nevertheless, no matter how good the intentions of the government might be, not everybody will be satisfied. I agree totally with u on the need for effective publicity and constant engagement with the masses by the government/govt agencies.