₦airaland Forum

pozehnani:
Some women don't eat well in their husbands house that's why they remain slim. Let her man hammer and she starts eating with two hands, she go blow!

Please stop making the OP feel he's doomed. lol...

Op, don't mind this man here. Your wife is eating your Akhu and it's evident in her tommy size.

Ishilove:
That's the sacrifice we make to have your children. Flat belly or kids. Make your choice

Samylekey:
Oliver Giroud

4 goals

Oldest player to score a hat trick in d UCL (someone please confirm)

lekki1444:
considering if they had officially charged me its 250,000 i am facing. and considering the toll gate is damaged and i didnt pay toll fees of 200 multiplied by 3 because shoprite too collect toll but since endsars all toll has stopped. so i saved my self 250,600 minus 1500. saved myself 249,000 naira. its gain. i know someone who paid 250k after they seized his car

lekki1444:
yeah i got lucky today. dodged a bullet. so am making a turning trying to go to the shoprite palms mall from lekki area and so the turning at the intersection had no signs that said no left turn and that you had to drive some more to get to a roundabout and then you can turn and come back to the shoprite road. anyway i took the turning and got nabbed by 3 lastma guys. he said do you know its one way. i said one way ? there are cars going in my direction and cars in the other direction how is this a one way ? then i realised the one way was the left turn i made on the lekki-epe expressway. anyway i got extorted for 1500 naira. could have been worse. could have seized my car and made me pay 250 k . although technically this was not one way because i was not driving against traffic. just made an illegal left turn. which its a new law because you could make left turns at that place a month ago. they change their traffic laws all the time. but hey i didnt have to pay tollgate fees so that was cool those toll gate were wrecked. no fees. endsars looters saved me 600 naira in toll fees

Whiteshield:
Since the Endsars protests, Lastma officers have been extremely well behaved and friendly.

mayklef:
Teeth dat weed will soon reset back to brownish black

SILVERLINES:
Yea
Contact your student affairs department for NYSC mobilisation, some institutions may require you pay them all outstanding debt (if any) before NYSC mobilisation.

Once you are done with NYSC mobilisation through your institution student affairs department, wait for the registration portal to open then you register.

drills:
You need nysc exclusion letter for part time. I got mine from NYSC office Abuja

HRMK:
u mean those employers dont know the service is not meant for part time graduates?NAWA OH!

SILVERLINES:
Go back to your school and do what they called NYSC mobilisation, once you are done with that your name will appear on NYSC senate list then you can register for NYSC batch A come January next year.

Once you are done with NYSC online registration through their portal and pay the sum of 2,950 Naira to NYSC through remita you will see your exclusion letter pop up right there.

NYSC mobilisation can be done through student affairs department of your institution. Contact them for more information.

Kyase1:
Lol why na

doggedfighter:
Maybe he requested for cremation but they opted for burial

saaphiere:
I need this kind of men in my life. God plsss. These kind of men are the real men.

SAMBARRY:
eternal aboki slave

Your mumu never still do

99thEnemy:
He was referring to a Moniker here on Nairaland.

though I Think its Arrewa he meant

Fabulousl0l:
Were is arewa?
He should come and defend this

ggood:
Aisha your the only civilized Muslim in the North the rest are senseless

ebenhazard:
I doubt if this lady is truly hausa woman..bcoz they are always incorcated with that almajiris brain

Unbiased1:
Few minutes ago it was armed robbers that robbed a bank in Ondo, now a monarch has been killed by gun men in the same Ondo. Where is Amotekun self

gideonite98:
I never see where sitting is by gender inside bus
You sit anywhere you like
Which kind story be this?

Anyways money stop nonsense true true except if na village people you offend.

Majestie:
Mumu man, pride goes before a fall.

Meanwhile, there is too much poverty in that his village. SHITHOLE INDEED!

Tunex252:
December is fast approaching, everyone is looking for every opportunity to make money...

Becareful of who call you or your children outside, do not trust anyone..

Everybody eye dea red this 2020