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FamilyRe: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by Fruitofthevine: 4:30am On Feb 20, 2020
This life sef.Someone is complaining of having all girls,im crying that im having all boys im desperately looking for twins,baby girls,to adopt.Ma'am,just relax ur mind.Na wetin man give u u go produce.As much as u can,cover ur ears to d complaints.what we men sometimes fail to understand is that girls remember their parents much more than the boys.Girls easily connect with one another.its when a need arises that u see d magic that girls can perform.Among those girls is a boy u should have had,beautiful,bold,intelligent,record breakers and God lovers.Chill.Relax.
RomanceRe: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by Fruitofthevine: 9:42am On Jan 29, 2020
U r such a egoat!!Cant u stand up for once and speak life and discipline to ur blokos?Must u drill every hole u see?Tomorrow u go come carry disease give one poor innocent girl wey wan marry u cos of love,and u dey there dey do iresponsible opandan cos say ur blokos don turn vessel not under command?come enter here dey seek advice wen u already know wetin b d answer to ur magana.Abi na who go affirm ur irresponsible act u dey find?mitccheeew
RomanceRe: Lady: 'I Travelled For 18 Hours To See My Boyfriend & This Happened' by Fruitofthevine: 3:45pm On Jan 22, 2020
How come she couldnt afford a cheap and decent hotel to pass the night?She too was probably hoping to hit big but got caught.lol
PoliticsRe: Amotekun: Cleric, Hunters, OPC, Others Lead Solidarity Rally In Ekiti by Fruitofthevine: 8:54pm On Jan 21, 2020
So,Miyetti Allah finally came out of their shell to call names.Their first shot today,on Channels TV,was to call the yorubas "primitive in terms of politics despite their education".Asked further why they r so afraid of Amotekum,response was:"this ethnic militias set up by these irresponsible people will destabilise the country".To imagine that we r cohabiting with these kind of human beings,there is trouble oooo.
PoliticsRe: Amotekun: Arrest Yoruba Leaders - Miyetti Allah Tells FG by Fruitofthevine: 5:14pm On Jan 18, 2020
Who are those idiots fit for only the zoo,called miyetti Allah?we r sitting on a time bomb.To imagine coexisting with these morons and mentally imbalanced idiots of a fulani race?its unfortunate
PoliticsRe: Amotekun: Arrest Yoruba Leaders - Miyetti Allah Tells FG by Fruitofthevine: 5:04pm On Jan 18, 2020
Just look at these mentally imbalanced,stupid,foolish,idiotic fellows and imbeciles of a fulani race.Just imagine d guts.Look at these fools that should b in d zoo.Its very clear that this outrage against Amotekun is simply because their plans to invade the country is being uncovered and resisted.God go punish una.Una father!!!!una papaaaaaaa!!!!idiots!!fools!!!imbeciles!!!!u guys r not bothered about d future of ur millions of out of sch children,u r not bothered about poverty in d north despite holding on to power,u r not bothered about d darkness hovering over north,ur problem is Amotekun?Ur father,Miyetti Allah idiots and fools
RomanceRe: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by Fruitofthevine: 6:15am On Jan 17, 2020
Tiger nuts,dabino and coconuts.Very effective.Not just taking them b4 sex,but regular taking.Then u also,try to explore positions.There r particular positions that hold a man from cumming early.U may want to try staying on top,and as much as possible don't rush it.its dat hyper sensitivity that makes cumming easy.And by d way,sebi baba God say no sex b4 marriage?i go report u to heavens efcc for prosecution.lol.Cheers.
RomanceRe: I Unintentionally Exposed My Girlfriend by Fruitofthevine: 12:01pm On Jan 14, 2020
That response is very conclusive.Issue of inconclusiveness does not arise.And even if u decide to go ahead with d relationship,there would b no more trust as everytime u r alone,u would always imagine she's with some guy.
PoliticsRe: Amotekun: Northern Youths Kick, Call On President Buhari To Ban It by Fruitofthevine: 12:55pm On Jan 10, 2020
There is something fundamentally wrong with the North.Something is wrong.Its ok for herdsmen to slit people's throat,its ok to persecute christians up north,its even OK to do other stuff,but its not OK for a region which feels insecure in view of d insecurity situation in the country to set up a security outfit to curb that problem huh?what is wrong with u guys?Come,wetin una want sef?
RomanceRe: How Do I Get Over My Ex Whom I Left Because We Are Both AS? by Fruitofthevine: 7:58pm On Dec 17, 2019
Truth is,u both never truly parted ways.ur souls are already entangled together by sex.and should u even get married to someone else,ur soul and longings will still b for him.Solution?u know wat to do.But why u asking for answers?u simply want an answer that will further reinforce what deep within ur soul u have already decided.ur life in ur hands!!!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I Won’t Tolerate Electoral Malpractices In 2023 by Fruitofthevine: 7:45pm On Dec 17, 2019
Not again!!!where on earth did they exhume this man from?
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Democratic Process ‘Too Slow For My Liking’ by Fruitofthevine: 7:30pm On Dec 17, 2019
Hahahaha.Truth is,Buhari's real intention is to rule militarily,but he's held back due to democracy.The same democracy this idiot of a man truncated years ago,is still d same democracy he's complaining about again.Now,he's shown with his actions of disobedience to court orders and injunctions,arrest of journalists and clamp down on freedom of speech that he indeed,has grand plans to shut down democracy we fought for wit our blood in Nigeria.Well,im not surprised.And to have those who still voice out in support of this demon,its most unfortunate.No matter how long evil reigns,it doesnt reign forever;it certainly would end some day.yes!some day.A man who doesnt even have control over his home,wat do u expect?A man who doesnt have a liver for criticism,just like his followers.I mean who does that?A man ,chaiii God!!!I just dey waste my fucking time dey talk here.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Aide, Garba Shehu Mocks Oby Ezekwesili Asked "What Is Oby?" by Fruitofthevine: 7:39am On Jul 22, 2019
Toh,no blame Garba nauu.d guy no too sabi English na him make am use "what"instead of "who"�
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Rescued After Strange Gunmen Stormed His House (Photos) by Fruitofthevine: 6:56pm On Jul 20, 2019
Well,i just hope its not staged.Infact nobody knows what to believe in Naija anymore.
PoliticsRe: CCB Plans To Verify Makinde’s N48bn Assets, Others by Fruitofthevine: 7:19am On Jul 18, 2019
So because its not APC they want to verify.I wonder what this country has turned into.The president is there who has refused to publish full details of his assets and he's even be shielded and covered,Tinubus bullions have not been verified and they r talking about verification.Nonsense bullshit.stupid niggers and highly verified idiots.Nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Femi Taiwo Responds To Reno Omokri's Allegation About Election Results Server by Fruitofthevine: 10:42am On Jul 16, 2019
This Femi Taiwo guys reminds me of that moment INEC denied having a server.lol.This too shall pass.
CelebritiesRe: Northern Actors Uncomfortable Acting In The South — Ali Nuhu by Fruitofthevine: 9:53am On Jul 15, 2019
Abeg,who knows the whereabout of Rev Mbaka?he's been missing in action since.
CelebritiesRe: Mr Spell To Perform At Whale Mouth's Show In Lagos, Gets A Makeover (photos) by Fruitofthevine: 5:54am On Nov 19, 2018
With that eye glass,the guy resemble kanye west oo.lol
PoliticsRe: Come Forward If You Have Evidence Of Corruption Against Me – Atiku by Fruitofthevine: 6:13pm On Sep 05, 2018
Pls for heaven's sake,going to America is not proof of whether Atiku is corrupt or not.He's Nigerian ,and can choose to go to america or not.If America has a case against him let Buhari seek their help in making it public.And until that happens and nobody can come out here at home with evidence to show that Atiku is corrupt, hold ur peace!!.And its very childish,myopic,bespeak of ignorance and enlightenment to be shouting "go to america,go to america!" As if America is heaven.America that's even more corrupt than most other countries.Na only una dey wash una dirty pants for public.Yeye.
RomanceRe: "What Will You Do If You Find Used Condom In Your Man's Room?". See Replies by Fruitofthevine: 3:50pm On Aug 30, 2018
what if the guy is suddenly tired and decided to plant a used condone,knowing she would see it just to get rid of her?
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by Fruitofthevine: 11:05pm On Aug 29, 2018
And what if he has a big dick but can't last beyond two minutes like Trump? Hehehehe
RomanceRe: Slay Queen- "Once A Guy Sleeps With Me, He Become Wretched For Life" by Fruitofthevine: 3:05pm On Jun 13, 2018
Na small thing na.Make those guys wey their destinies don bend go sleep with her make she inherit the liabilities biko.lol
PoliticsRe: Why Jonathan Is Responsible For Dividing Nigeria Not Buhari - Keyamo by Fruitofthevine: 10:34am On Apr 21, 2018
This keyamo dey make me shame.Like say no b d same school me and am go.If Jonathan is responsible then what was the essence of "change" that u people preached so rigorously about?Buhari instead made it worse starting with his appointment, the killings by his cousines he refused and has refuses to act on,his hate actions.Name them,dem plenty.Anyway i understand that u must please ur pay masters.U dey eye Ag federation ba?no worry,u go get am after 2010000000
PoliticsRe: Fayose Reacts To President Buhari Saying That Nigerian Youths Don't Like To Work by Fruitofthevine: 7:45am On Apr 19, 2018
Let's pass the harshtag on.#iamnaija.iamnotlazy#
PoliticsRe: Flash Back: When FFK Blamed Ghadaffi's Death For Influx Of Arms And Boko-haram by Fruitofthevine: 5:45pm On Apr 14, 2018
Every great leader strives to make things work and happen,not casting blames.Truth remains,every great leader is remembered for the problems solved.That is positive.But Buhari,i just shake my head in disappointment and wonder how we got here in the first place.
RomanceRe: A Married Woman I Encountered In Camp, Is In Love With Me by Fruitofthevine: 11:04am On Apr 12, 2018
According to you",we had mature meeting..."I suppose mature meeting refers to u both having made love as in Bleep each other?Deep within you i see you v made up ur mind to date her but u simply need that motivation by way of tilting in d direction of pieces of advice that favour ur cause.My advise to u,speaking from experience having dated a married hadjia before,back off before its too late.There are nice pretty caring single ladies out there.Imagine for once that its ur wife,and u scan thru her phone only to c chats with a guy talking about the last sex and how that she wants to have it again with him.Sincerely, how would that feel? Judge within urslf.....
RomanceRe: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by Fruitofthevine: 7:12am On Jul 09, 2017
Aye ti baje oo...

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