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[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=582073.msg7531757#msg7531757 date=1295011827]Not sure what this means. Yes, I love the song. You better handle the other matter. You know what I'm talking about. Enough said. You've got it all wrong, as usual! [/quote]What?

Dont I have to make you cry first before apologizing?


As far as I can tell, you are not crying!



Although, I do know what button to push, I am holding off until I feel like it.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=584999.msg7531653#msg7531653 date=1295010819]I[b] think . . . maybe . . . possibly. . . I might like this Sagamite.  So sue me!  Confession is good for the soul.[/b]

Of course I reserve the right to change my mind:
1) At a moment's notice.  It's my prerogative;
2) Should he lose the plot and display an unattractive trait or opinion previously unobserved by me;
3) If he were to attack me, disagree with me, not support me, take sides against me, or to give any impression whatsoever that I don't know what the hell I'm talking about;
4) For any and all other reason not included above, valid or invalid, supported or fabricated.[/quote]Sagamite is the 'stupidest' person on NL

Once you disagree with him, he turns on you.

Keeping my fingers crossed on how long your friendship with him would last.

A piece of advice, dont try jumping in bed with him too early, let him work for it a lil.

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=582073.msg7531522#msg7531522 date=1295009604]Hehehehe. 

So you are a "Mr"?  Mr. Baby Fart.  Well, I don't know if I can hang with you now, since you are one of the NL boys and not a "Miss" like me.  No Homo. 

There just is a level of craziness amongst the NL boys not seen in the general population.  (I'm not singling out anyone.  So don't get defensive.  You know you all fight like it's the middle ages.)  Not that there aren't the girl nuts too, but they inhabit a section I rarely frequent.  Watch them curse out their mothers in the more "family-friendly" sections.  The Irony.  You see, I choose to stay mainly in the Politics section.  Blame my background for that.  Why couldn't I have learned something useful like making cute earrings or doing hair - you know - something really worthwhile that actually benefits society.  Not reading about Trotsky Tolstoy Machiavelli and all them dead European philosophers, damn it!

I kid I jest.  Well not about the wasting my time studying (mostly American)Politics part.  I could have been a teacher or a businesswoman.  Never too late to change careers.

hehehe

All right.  I see where you stand.  I could never be a Republican supporter at all.  But I've watched their politics long enough to be weary of the Democrats as well.  I tend to support individuals who demonstrate a backbone.  Sorry, your Obama is full of it!  No kill me ooo!  Hey!  I'll give you one on the other side.  Palin is an easy one, but she's one on my mind right now.  The fake intellectual serious look with the glasses, and that shrill shrieking voice.  Oh, gag her! 

P.S. I'm going back to calling you "Fatty."  Unless you're secretly a girl, what do you care.  [/quote][flash=400,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hLUF0Gshbo?fs=1&hl=en_US[/flash]

Atreides:
I was just thinking if she's not Nigerian then why is she commenting on a topic that concerns the standard of education in Nigeria? And if she is Nigerian then how will she not know what Jamb is? And no,i didn't attend the military school in Abeokuta. I went to the one in Lagos. It's not a boarding school-it's day.

Yeah, That is how i feel too. her comments were just wrong. She and our in-house confusionist, madam Kobojumkie just have no clue what they are talking about, saying shyyt like the system is underwhelmed, and operating below capacity. Morons!

Anyway, good luck and congrats! Enjoy whatever break you have before you start university! I assume you must have attended the military school in Ikeja? I took my first JAMB there!

Atreides:
Are you Nigerian?

I think she is Afghan!


Anyway, did you attend the military school in Abeokuta?

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=582709.msg7531098#msg7531098 date=1295005298]what is jamb for? is that the university entrance exam?[/quote]You dont even know what you are talking about and here you are typing away like there is no tomorrow.

WHite people die who gives a hoot

I dont


They dont give a shyyt about you, why do you care about them?

MAgomago ehehehehe

Bauchi in Akwa Ibom?



OMG

did he say Turaki?

akwa Ibom is boring!

magomago don start



prof dey do wuruwuru for mallam

Obama calls Atiku to congratulate him on his victory at the PDP primaries

Atiku has won by 0.5 votes!

Sai Baba!

alanbolo:
CNN online just as u said b4.

NAh, i was just being sarcastic!

how can we watch it online?

Akhenaten:
Lagos could be another Jerusalem. lol Split the city. Just joking.  

I do not expect Lagos to be split if Nigeria is split. However, I do not think Igbos should leave Lagos if Nigeria does split. Some Igbos feel more comfortable in Lagos than the East, because that city is the only place they know.

I would hope that accommodations be made for these people to stay and thrive.

Again why is it do difficult for you guys to stay home and develop your homeland?


Why the Obsession with Lagos, Ibadan and Ogun?


Why?  Why?  WHy?

You dont see Yorubas obsessing about any goddamn state in the SE?

It is on CNN

wesley80:
@kobojunk
U're beginning to piss me of. Could we please have some e-shut up from u?

wtf?

she is old enough to be your grasndma!

leave her alone.

ATiku is 10 votes ahead of GEJ


Keeping my fingers crossed!

jason123:
'I will work with the Diaspora people' gj

Tell him to send my 7000 dolls first, then we can talk!

MsTom:
Do we need new universities? what about the old ones?

The old ones will be repainted

[quote author=el-fayad link=topic=585006.msg7525425#msg7525425 date=1294944410]i am rily disappointed with some people{so called leaders of tomorrow}why do we always fight ourselves?we must learn to live as brothers for nijira to be lyk american or other developed nations we envy and hustle to go.i am a nigerian not any of dos languages.wise-up guyz,[/quote]Who are you

We will soon break up

And you guys will starve to death.

Who wants to be in the same country with you.

dayokanu:
What is[b] the common denominator after trying like 50 players over 5 yrs achieving the same result[/b]

You the avid watcher of arsenal matches!

The odds favour Yorubas to produce the first female female president Nigeria?


Yes or No?

Voting is about to start!

Voting is about to start

Okwelsilieze Nwodo Takes Over again: Drama as deposed PDP chairman arrives the venue of the event as his deputy read his speech half-way. Dr. Bello had to vacate the podium for the PDP chairman. You will recall that a state court in Enugu removed Mr. Nwodo from office yesterday via an injunction. It is not known of that injunction has been vacated.

wesley80:
Typical. Gets whooped in elections and cries foul, Gets whooped by a lady and cries for mom!

Ode

Kobo is not a lady

She is a senile grand ma!

Ileke?

What are you doing?


Who gives a phuuck about Berkeley University?


Hope you know that this jekuredi university is different from UC Berkeley

How come Channels no dey carry PDP primaries


Why the stupit documentary that is on?