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BWare:
[color=teal]You know, you can't really convince everyone that smoking is bad for their health and even though some know deep down it's bad, they'll still smoke [/color]

honestly, i don't see anything wrong with the op's article...to me, she penned those words from a realist point of view, but everyone still has the right to air their opinions whether for or against the topic. i don't know where the anger and bitterness are coming from. did she hit someone's nerve? na wa o!

why can't you girls just have a debate like sane humans and stop hurling insults at each other? where are these frustrations coming from exactly?

Lawlahdey:
Well.. you are right
See these ones here making noise, na dem their husby go marry 2nd,3rd and fourth wife and they won't even be able to lift a finger.

LOL! not all, really. but some are the silent screamers...the types rich men domesticate like chihuahuas. they would rather die in silence than complain. the food allowance comes regularly, so they stay at home everyday doing house chores, eat and grow fat, while husby is somewhere banging some chic he met on facebook. the only times they raise their voice is to protest for their right as wife number 2 or 3.+

Lawlahdey:
LMAO.. Hahaha

i've been studying women for a long time but haven't been able to learn much about them. this is because they tend to act on impulse, which makes them unpredictable.

but one thing i've observed is that the ones that smile a lot and talk less are the deadliest. i avoid them because you never know when they're about to strike. . .and when they do, people would come out to defend them like "come on, just take a look at her...she can't do it!"

i love them noisy and emotional ones coz they're easier to predict.+

it is very possible that lawladey might be the unforgiving type when her partner is caught cheating, while all the girls flaring up at her post are the subdued, voiceless and enduring type.

women are wonderful creatures!

jay-z has never cheated on beyonce since their marriage.+

tut, tut, tut!!

none of this makes sense to me...

1. i've seen dirty boys who also have dirty girls as girlfriends...and they live dirtyLY ever after.

2. saving money is what any young guy with a good head on his shoulders should always discuss whether he has a girlfriend or not.

3. i've witnessed cases where a wife or a girlfriend would walk into a brothel to catch her man red-handed. men, naturally, are never sexually satisfied with just one woman, even the pastors.

4. it's a regular phrase the average nigerian guy says. even girls criticize us - and still fvck us.

5. masturbation is a bad habit like smoking and gambling. men use vaseline or soap, women shove different objects with the shape of p3nis into their pussies. they just want to do it themselves and discharge Fluid with 'ah!'. even married people masturbate.

6. hmm...this one is strange.
the only people i know that try to discourage their friends from having girlfriends are fagg0ts and men of God.

7. hire girlfriend? this is so fucking strange too. i mean is there a website where one can find girls for hire?
if a girl agrees to go on a date with you and allows you to touch and kiss her, she has become your girlfriend!

8. stay indoors on valentine's day?
so, what if i'm broke and i decide to stay indoors to avoid spending; does that mean i don't have a girlfriend? na only girlfriends dem dey do valentine for? i always do mine for the motherless babies - there's one at ikosi, ketu.

9. most people watch porns. and, to be honest, girls love storing porn flicks in their phones more than guys. some guys store particular porns because they like the action, others do when they can't download them from the site...this has nothing to do with not having a girlfriend.

10. people who use those statuses you mentioned are small boys that are still passing through the stages of puberty.
they're h0rny and very curious but they're too shy and naive to approach a girl. updating their facebook/whatever status with captions like "being single rock," "grown mehn shiit", "no time for ladies", "i have 18 million naira in my account", etc are their way of passing the message that they're single and very lonely. even right here on nairaland, check the statuses of those boys fond of creating threads to bash the girls. it's one of the symptoms of a frustrated young virgin boy who wants to get laid so badly.

if airforce1 leaves this section, a lot of people will miss him.+

Biafrawillcome:
zoo news cannot be believed without source.

So the Afonja Zoo pastor locked her up so she will not expose he was fawking her.
.
God have expose him. Afonjas... Puah (spitts)

are you normal at all? what's afonja's business with the apostle's sex scandal?

Jesusloveyou:
and posterity will not jugde you ipods for supporting corrupt ineffectual buffoon?

jonathan has done his bid - whether good or bad - and left, but you zombies won't stop pushing blames on him every time you record a fail in your administration. get WISE soon!

dollyjoy:
What up with the generalization? I wonder the numbers of Fulanis you've relate with before arriving at the conclusion that 'Fulanis are most heartless and blood sucking demons'

how many fulanis have you seen in your life, talk more of relating with? or are you mistaking fulanis for hausas? but i can tell you i've met over 100 and i'm yet to find one with a human soul.

onila now has 1,643 threads. wonderful!

fulanis got to be the most heartless living things under the sun and moon. bloodsucking demons in human skin! the fool lied he's from osun state and a Christian but after a few slaps he confessed he's fulani...probably a herdsman that ran out of cows.
ewu!

my relationship with the boss would determine my next step of action. if he's nice to me, i'd walk away and never think about it again; but if he's been a bully...

*i'd take several pictures with my phone, or record a short video clip if i have the time. then i'd transfer the video to him via email with a short note: you're now my biitch and you must play to my rules or you know what...cheers!

when you're addicted to a particular habit like smoking, gambling, masturbating and philandering, it would require personal efforts and the grace of God to overcome it. the first step is discussing your problem with people who are experienced and are willing to help with few pointers...coz as they say, "a problem shared is half solved."

secondly, you should be honestly willing to assist yourself get rid of that habit; just be positive about it, because it's one thing to share a problem and it's another thing to adhere to advice. it's not wrong if you have a to-do list and keep record of your progress.

talking about progress...the movement is usually slow (we're all humans with blood running in our veins) so the transformation pace is a function of your performance. you may have been a chain smoker in the past but now you smoke only once a day. you might reduce it to once in a week, once in a month, once in a blue moon until you it starts to irritate you and you finally drop it for good.


persevere, brother.+

robertogun:
i am not suprised that toyota isnt on this list. toyota makes the most durable cars even though they sometimes have the worst aesthetics. but i will always take peace of mind totota provides over the beauty of other brands.

peace of mind, bro...and reliable too. it's mechanic-friendly and the parts are always available and affordable. even an apprentice engineer can fix it.+

give it up for Toyota cars! not even one was mentioned.

but...bia, op, why is nissan maxima not in the list. i take it that you have no idea that car is a moving coffin.

oluwatunde1984:
well deserved winning, psg couch behaved like one every year top 4 league coach, abeg nobody should insult me o because I didn't mention name

i know who you had in mind but it's still their FOURTH na.

old picture. how the hell did this make fp?

bestspoke:
Arsenal, PSG, Benfica are all Flying Emirates.
You'll all noticed how they flew outta UCL.

fly emirates is for losers.

it was staged and so amateurish. but it's what i wish for barca haters all the same.+

Nollynude:
Go fuuuck yourself OP

hey! no haters allowed in this thread.

1) using sexuality terms, describe the relationship between fc barcelona and psg as regards the uefa champions league.


best answer wins a recharge of 1k.

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johnstar:
ehn una don win



Even for d bar way I watch d ball self, I nor finish my bear na shame make me run leave my bear last night



Psg na d most useless team dis year

they're not useless. they met their elders in the game and took a bow.

johnstar:
hw market?

u go smell ur nyash tonight



3goals nt 2, away goal counts

i don't know which exit door this guy took. he wouldn't let me rest last night but immediately the final whistle my guy disappeared. na wa o! is this how you use to do?

i'm still trying to imagine the look on c ronaldo's face after the final whistle. any suggestions?