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Crime / Re: Court sentences kidnap kingpin, Wadume to seven years Imprisonment by FuckDModz: 11:26am

Is kidnapping no longer a capital crime?
Crime / Re: I Feel Like Commiting Suicide by FuckDModz: 12:02pm On Aug 13
The last time I posted that I am a chronic masturbator who needs help but no one volunteered to help

I feel like committing suicide after the act each time

I need help

No one owes you shît.

Being a loser is not a licence to kill yourself. Almost every winner and high achiever was once a loser.

However, if you are truly tired of this life, suicide is not a terrible option.

Crime / Re: I Was Robbed, While Doing Evangelism by FuckDModz: 7:30am On Aug 11
my phone was stolen while on evangelism, i saw this four (4) men sitted while drinkin & smokin, i approached them and talk to them about salvation, they gave their life & decided to follow my faith (christanity). I was about to leave and one of them said i should sow a seed, i was confuse. He further pointed to my phone and asked me to sow it as a seed, i hav to sow it as a seed seeing they are'nt smilling. I went back their some hours later with my friends and they're gone. Before i bought that phone i went through pains. Dear N'Ls, i need assistance in getting another phone, i hav gathered half, remainin 23k. A gud samaritan pls help or anyone wit a spare phone pls help a brother

You're a dumb scammer. Seun ban this account.
Business / Re: Buy2sell 12months 40% Profit by FuckDModz: 7:59pm On Aug 08
Honestly speaking I have not but would i say my cheque would be due to cash out in few days.

Would you love await testimony of mine? I would love connect with you better as trusting the realestate company i trade with is legitimate not to convince you but you to take a step trading with assurance.


Cash out first. Then share the pictures of the cheque and credit alert here.
Romance / Re: Sex Workers Disguised As Tomatoes Sellers Spotted On The Street Of Edo by FuckDModz: 6:54pm On Aug 02

Actually, there are no jobs in Edo.

But money must circulate.

You gerrit?

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Crime / Re: Two Crushed To Death While Fighting On Expressway In Oshodi by FuckDModz: 6:27pm On Aug 02

Something must kill a man.

Foreign Affairs / Re: China Deploys Nuclear Missiles, Tanks, Heavy Military Equipment To Taiwan Border by FuckDModz: 5:27pm On Aug 02

Initial gra gra

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Crime / Re: Ogun Teenager Arrested For Having Sex With A Goat by FuckDModz: 4:49pm On Aug 02

Normal Agbado vibes.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Island Man Laments & Wails As His Range Rover Goes Up In Flames (vid) by FuckDModz: 10:22pm On Jul 18

Kamoru Oga rewire don touch the car.

Think twice before you let a Yoruba roadside mechanic touch your car.
Crime / Re: Shame: See How Magun Caught Micra Driver In Ibadan. by FuckDModz: 9:55pm On Jul 18

Yoruba and Kogi people never tell us what's wrong with them.
Politics / Re: AAC Party Unveils Caroline Danjuma As Akwa Ibom Governorship Running Mate by FuckDModz: 9:17pm On Jul 18

To show you deputy governors are glorified house tools.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Fines Google $366 Million by FuckDModz: 4:56pm On Jul 18
Why in dollars?

Why not fine them in Rubbles?

Read! Don't be stupid.


Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Presents His Friend For Rituals To Drive His Dream Car (Video) by FuckDModz: 3:23pm On Jul 18
this is one of them

The long arm of d law will soon catch u,only God knows the shits u have deep your hand into despite d fact that u can’t have 1/1000000th of dangote worth

Ode. Catch me because I did what?

Shey e don catch your thief papa?
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Presents His Friend For Rituals To Drive His Dream Car (Video) by FuckDModz: 2:28pm On Jul 18
There are many of them out there,if he successfully pull it through now he will start claiming “crypto lord”…”wire wire” n co

Main reason y I don’t take team “I work from home serious “……….

N another angle is what these kids are been fed on social media n what they watch on tv,the most annoying thing is those fools that call themselves hype men

I pity what the next generation will do to belong

Pity for yourself. Iyebe

Ignorant m0ron.
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Presents His Friend For Rituals To Drive His Dream Car (Video) by FuckDModz: 2:26pm On Jul 18

Dumb skit
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Unemployment Experience by FuckDModz: 2:08pm On Jul 18

I had to quit my job for NYSC. After NYSC, to get the job back na wahala because I was offered a lower position and pay.

I jeje learn programming and the rest is history.

No young person should be jobless.

Jobs yakpa!


Car Talk / Re: What Are The Functions Of Cruise And Over Drive On A Gear Stick? by FuckDModz: 9:36am On Jul 18
OD old drivers

Cruise control , avoiding catching Cruise with land cruiser

Politics / Re: Number Of Muslim/Christian Governors And Deputies In The 36 States by FuckDModz: 7:41am On Jul 18

Going by that list above, we should have a Christian Christian Presidency, not the other way round.

But you don't see Christians demanding for shît like that.


Politics / Re: 2023 Census Will Not Canvass Questions On Religion — NPC by FuckDModz: 7:35am On Jul 18
Instead of removing it, why not make it optional?

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Health / Re: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by FuckDModz: 6:38pm On Jul 17

Same reason some people don't brush their dirty teeth before leaving their houses in the morning.

There are a lot of dirty people out there.

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Crime / Re: Customers Injured As Fire Guts Commercial Bank In Anambra by FuckDModz: 3:11pm On Jul 17
Few yolobars in the SE causing trouble every fucking day!
Crime / Re: Last Facebook Post Of Corps Member Who Died In Osun State (Photos) by FuckDModz: 2:57pm On Jul 17

Another reminder that life is not fair.

I hope they meet each other on the other side.

Politics / Re: Buhari Wishes Osinbajo Speedy Recovery, Commends Him For Using A Local Hospital by FuckDModz: 9:24am On Jul 17
Food / Re: The 300 Naira Peppers I Bought Today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by FuckDModz: 9:58pm On Jul 16
Celebrities / Re: Actor Uche Odoputa Weds In The UK (Photos) by FuckDModz: 9:55pm On Jul 16

Politics / Re: Man Cries Over Garri Given To Him By APC (Video) by FuckDModz: 12:15pm On Jul 16
Old video
Politics / Re: Solar Panel Demand Booms In Power-deficit Nigeria by FuckDModz: 10:26am On Jul 16

What's would a complete installation of this worth power in a home?

Which kind English be this?
Crime / Re: Female Health Worker, Fruit Seller Shot As Police Engage Robbers In Abia by FuckDModz: 4:42pm On Jul 15

Accept that you don't know, learn and move.
It's not a big deal.
You made the comment because you saw "Corolla SUV" in the post.
What if the post mentioned Toyota Camry, would you have asked which one is Toyota Camry?
I didn't know there is a Corolla SUV until a client drove one to my office.
I was surprised when I saw it for the first time.

Context is everything. However, I see you're incorrigible, so piss off kiddo.
Crime / Re: Female Health Worker, Fruit Seller Shot As Police Engage Robbers In Abia by FuckDModz: 4:29pm On Jul 15

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Crime / Re: Female Health Worker, Fruit Seller Shot As Police Engage Robbers In Abia by FuckDModz: 4:10pm On Jul 15

What is “Corolla SUV”?


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