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As expected.

Nigerians are last-minute people.

Any deadline not extended will result in irreparable losses.

It's quite unfortunate. Some people even take pride in this shameful behaviour.

You sure say no be coco burst?

Anyway, she's still young, make she find another man and leave the dead man's properties alone.

Was he vaccinated?

Baba werey Tinupoo will not win any northern state.

Odin has joined the battle

Bitcoin fixes this.

Nothing like new or old.

Everything is vanity upon vanity, including poverty.

Choose your vanity.

Well her mates are making over half a million monthly as social media clowns. Yet, you expect her to earn 90k “working hard”?

The only reason I won't marry more than 6 women will be space and time management.

Why should any right-thinking person be scared of hell?

When will Shettima and Atiku condemn this brutal act of terrorism?

Urchins are paying less for fuel. And they will vote for thiefnubû so they can continue to “enjoy” Nigeria.

Fucking bastards!

Most times when I see people proudly catwalking in the name of crossing the road I feel terribly sorry for them.

Some will even flip their hands to signal a speeding vehicle to slow down while they majestically cross the road.

I mean, the driver has nothing to lose. At most he will pay your hospital bill, but you will be deformed for life or even die.

Stay safe out there.

The road is not your parlour.

RIP to the dead.

But the girls have receipts.

HeRulesMen:
Confirmed. Thank you.

You're welcome.

AndroidAI:
LOL. Try again.

I know you’re an illiterate. You have everything to confirm the transaction yourself, but you’ve chosen to make a mockery of yourself.

I feel sorry for you.

AndroidAI:
LOL. Try again.

Can you confirm the receipt of funds? @ HeRulesMen

AndroidAI:
Audio funds!!

Now stfu!

https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/BTC/bc1q939jjukdtwgewnrzlpzr3sd6hv26q563k8cnm8

AndroidAI:
If you are not ready to help him just keep quiet. As if it's everyone that has a crypto wallet

Mugu.
I've sent funds to him already.

Send yours or keep quiet.

HeRulesMen:
It's bitcoin account.

Let me know when you receive it.

HeRulesMen:
bc1q939jjukdtwgewnrzlpzr3sd6hv26q563k8cnm8

Which crypto?

HeRulesMen:
I will appreciate and be very thankful.

Bartho Samson
02216 10773
Gtbank

Send crypto account number for obvious reasons.

HeRulesMen:
I don't know if this is the right section to post this, if not, mod please take it to the right section.

My online brothers and sisters, help me thank God for preserving my life as I almost left this wicked world last Friday, 13th January, 2023. 13th January has become a day I will never forget in life. Since I graduated from the university, I am yet to get a job that is well-deserving of my status. I'm not talking about big jobs with heavy remuneration (not as though I won't grab it if I see one of such) but just something to earn a living from. The last salaried job I did was a contract job which lasted only 6 months. Since then, despite my efforts, applying to every nook and cranny to land a job, I have been unlucky. However, I still keep hope alive.

However, it makes me think Nigeria really need to redefine and re-axamine the value of education in the country and what it stands for. Does it stand for nation building or for frustration? That is something for another day BTW.

Back to the topic, so with a woman and two kids to take care of, I had to go do labourer job at a construction site to earn something. That Friday was my second day in the place. I never thought it would end in disaster but I thank God that even after falling from such a distance, I didn't die, neither the mason man that was on the scaffold.

The thing is that I was carrying mortar and blocks to the mason, climbing using ladder. You know this local scaffold builders use. That thing they nailed together as V 'abi' L, place them on the wall and put planks on top to stand on. I don't know what happened that the blocks put at one end to weigh its balance failed while I was already up there. Long story short, everything collapsed and that was how we landed on the ground from the finishing end of the building. It should be a distance of 12 feet or more.

What worsened the case was the mason. As the scaffold collapsed, he immediately and unconsciously grabbed the newly laid blocks in safety attempt, not remembering he just laid those blocks. You know that kind thing. Landing on ground, that was how those blocks came upon us in their number like some sort of blast. To top it all, I didn't earn a penny that day. The man is even blaming us for the collapse.

I sustained injuries but my waist especially seems to have dislocated as a result of hitting it on ground while landin. I have been feeling sharp pains from the inside since then.

Since that Friday, I have been down physically and psychologically. As I am reflecting on it today, I decided to write it down.

No matter how it has affected me, physically, psychologically, economically and health-wise, I still thank God for sparing my life and I want you to join me in thanking him.

Thank you for reading also.

Drop account number.

Preferably a usdt or any crypto account number.

Acidosis:
The moment over 83% of Nigerians (30,000 people) said that they will rather die than vote Tinubu in a poll conducted by an APC man, I knew it was over for him, politically. His sins are way too many:

- Entitlement
- Crooked history
- Crime history
- Nearly damned family, nobody knows the whereabout of his last daughter. HIs father is unknown.
- No one till date can mention Tinubu's primary and secondary school.
- Worst governor of Lagos state
- Wife is third term senator. Daughter is iyaloja of Lagos for life. Son is Director of Lagos billboards. None of them is thriving abroad or other states. Why are they all in Lagos?
- Of the over 50 bridges and flyovers in Lagos state, not one person can name just one that Tinubu built with Lagos people's money
- Greed at old age
- Microphone licker
- Gaffes upon gaffes
- Muslim-Muslim ticket in a society with about 50% Christian population



No sane human being should even consider this entity for a local government Chairman.

Only wild rodents will vote for Tinubu.

Osuman:
I tired oh.

“She” has a dick

Useless politicians shouldn't be rewarded with a seat with senators that should actually care about their people.

I mean, if you failed as a governor, how on earth will you succeed as a senator?

Is this a joke or something?

Accommodators.

Useless animal.

Aufbauh:
The SE is already disadvantage with just five states as against 6 or 7 states in other zones.

I can see that the ignoble zombidients are celebrating their disadvantage as if those numbers were new.

It's the voters turnout that really count & not even the voters registered.

Delta, Rivers, Akwa Ibom and Cross river would rather vote for a goat than vote for Tinubu or Atiku.

IPOB no dey rest?
Abi no be them do this one?

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

We have observed an ongoing password guessing attack against Nairaland members. The perpetrators have obtained a list of thousands of usernames and passwords from hacked websites & are systematically trying those passwords on Nairaland to take over your accounts.

If you have used your Nairaland username and password on other websites, they may be able to log in to Nairaland as you, mutilate your profile and send spam messages with your name. To prevent this, please change your Nairaland password to a unique password asap.

For the dozens of Nairalanders whose accounts have been affected, you would have gotten an unexpected login notification from Nairaland. All you need to do to secure your account is to logout, reset your password with this form, and correct your mutilated profile.

For those who are affected, we may scramble your password and log you out to force you to change it. Don't be alarmed. Just logout and reset your password with this form to regain access to Nairaland.

We have taken measures to slow the perpetrators down severely, but it's up to you to make sure that your password is secure.

Best Regards,
Seun Osewa.

How about implementing 2fa?

AlanSugar:
You meant inversely proportional? Cus the higher the distance, the intimacy cannot be equally or proportionally high. I stand schooled.

The closer the distance, the closer the intimacy. Keyword - “Close intimacy”

Provided the attraction remains positive, the level of intimacy is directly proportional to the distance between both parties irrespective of their relationship status.

You gerrit?

Inside an empty stadium