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Politics / Re: FG To Streamline Taxes From 52 To 10 by FuckDModz: 10:13am On Jul 23, 2023
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Super story as usual.

Gullible sufferheads will run with it as usual.

People actually believe Tinubu’s government is here for the good interest of average Nigerians.

Una go cry tire.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Ibori: From Petty Thief To Governor To Prison - Reuters by FuckDModz: 9:12am On Jul 22, 2023
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Tinubu best friend.

“Show me your friend…”
Sports / Re: Tobi Amusan Provisionally Suspended For Anti-Doping Violations by FuckDModz: 10:24pm On Jul 19, 2023
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Why is she running?

Like Tinubu like Tobi.

Oloshi!

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Crime / Re: Favour Oladele: Prophet, Owolabi Sentenced To Death Over Murder Of LASU Student by FuckDModz: 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2023
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Only fools believe Cherubim and Seraphim church is a Bible-believing church.

Ifa worshippers masquerading as a church.

Nonsense people!

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Politics / Re: BBC: Nigeria's So-called Tax Collectors: Menacing And Mafia-like by FuckDModz: 1:48pm On Jul 17, 2023
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Tinubu the king of Lagos agberoes has vowed to eliminate agberoes in PH.

Lol...

Fucking old thief!

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Crime / Re: Army Foils International Ammunition Smuggling Syndicate Heading To Anambra by FuckDModz: 8:58am On Jul 17, 2023
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But the driver of the truck is a Yoruba man. Somehow they refused to mention his name.

Fucking bastards!

Edit:

Official statement from NA


TROOPS INTERCEPT TRUCK LOAD OF AMMUNITION EN ROUTE ANAMBRA STATE

Troops of 192 Battalion Nigerian Army (NA) operating in 81 Division Area of Responsibility have busted an international ammunition smuggling syndicate, while transporting a truck load of smuggled ammunition to Anambra State on Saturday 15 July 2023.

The troops, who acted on actionable Intelligence conducted a meticulous and rigorous Stop and Search operation along Ajilete-Owode Road in Yewa North LGA of Ogun State and uncovered the illegal ammunition in a truck with Registration number ENU 697 XY, loaded with 720 packets of Red Star Cartridges of 12 Calibre, containing 25 cartridges per packet, totalling 18, 000 cartridges and an additional 250 packets of live (black) cartridges containing 10 packets each, totalling 2500 cartridges of same calibre.

The suspects, identified as Mr. Eric Seworvor, a Ghanaian national, and the driver, Mr Lukman Sani, have been taken into custody and are helping with ongoing investigations.

Information gathered during preliminary investigation revealed that the ammunition, which were surreptitiously concealed in a supposed empty truck were imported from Mali, via Idiroko International Border, where the criminals had successfully beaten several other checkpoints en-route their final destination in Onitsha, Anambra State, where they intended to deliver the illegal ammunition. Timely intervention by the vigilant troops however thwarted the chaos that such volume of ammunition would have unleashed on innocent members of the public, if the criminals had succeeded.

The Nigerian Army therefore appeals to all law abiding citizens to continue to support the troops and other security agencies with credible and actionable information, as they combat security challenges across the country.

The Chief of Army Staff, Major General Taoreed Lagbaja has commended the troops for their commitment and urged them not to relent as they strive in synergy with other services and security agencies to provide safe and secure atmosphere for all Nigerians and socio economic development across the country.

ONYEMA NWACHUKWU
Brigadier General
Director Army Public Relations
17 July 2023

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Business / Re: Is Tentrade Broker Legit ? by FuckDModz: 12:14pm On Jun 21, 2023
I should give this a try. PU prime wahala too much.
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Proceed On First Medical Trip To France - Sahara Reporters by FuckDModz: 8:15am On Jun 18, 2023
olatade:
A well deserved rest! You're an instrument in the hands of God for a greater Nigeria! Wishing you well sir

So he can’t rest in his country?

You are a monumental disgrace to humanity.
Religion / Re: Happie Boys To OPM Pastor: You Can't Use Our Stars To Rıde Prıvate Jet... by FuckDModz: 1:04pm On Jun 14, 2023
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Illiteracy!

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Programming / Re: Sultan Akintunde Set For Guinness World Record For Longest Software Coding Time by FuckDModz: 11:10pm On Jun 11, 2023
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Won't he take a break to think?

Nigerians dull sha.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Swears In George Akume As SGF by FuckDModz: 3:29pm On Jun 07, 2023
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Another criminal back in power.

Tinubu and his rascals will run this country aground and I love to see it.
Sports / Re: Ibrahim Muhammad Dedicates His Goal Against Argentina To President Tinubu by FuckDModz: 2:32pm On Jun 01, 2023
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So this old rat is under 20?

Lmao!
Travel / Re: Moove Is Impounding Uber Drivers’ Cars In Nigeria by FuckDModz: 8:43am On May 31, 2023
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Lazy bastards.

Give them your car, they will damage it and run away.

Give them a car for hire purchase, they will still damage it and run away.

Moove is exactly what they deserve.

Work hard or go home!

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Politics / Re: Police Raid Auxiliary’s Home In Oyo, Recover Weapons, Ammunition (pics) by FuckDModz: 3:23pm On May 30, 2023
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Yellowbar rascals normal doings.

Nothing will come out of this.

Their Oga is the president.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Failed Woefully - Singer Lagbaja by FuckDModz: 7:56pm On May 28, 2023
Heartstop:
Please if anybody can help me with any little amount to eat I will be very happy. Feeding is a big problem for me and my family please no matter how small. I havent eaten anything since yesterday in the morning pls. My dad is a retired teacher and my mom is late. Am a single mother with my own son mouth to feed, the little money i make have use it to cater for my dad illness and pay house rent but his health is getting worst. Now we can't even eat or buy water to drink. Please if you're reading this message pls come to our aid, no matter how small it will go a long way pls. May God meet you at the point of your need as you have show us mercy amen

Acct num:
318747
8996
Faith
First Bank

The country is hard, but that doesn't mean you should make “begging” your side hustle.

However, if you've decided to swallow your pride and that of your family to beg in an anonymous forum, try dey add a crypto address so people can help you anonymously.

Shalom.
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Yoruba Nation Agitators For Hijacking Radio Station by FuckDModz: 5:06pm On May 28, 2023
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Terrorist Rascals.

Kill them all!

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Crime / Re: Plateau Attacks: Death Toll Now 85 – Mwaghavul Association by FuckDModz: 11:50am On May 18, 2023
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Vote like a goat, die like a goat.

No fxck given!
Crime / Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill 40 In Bwoi Mangu, Plateau Attack (Graphic Photos) by FuckDModz: 10:39am On May 17, 2023
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Obi will never be president.

Keep enjoying your presidents...

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Crime / Re: Ban Okada now! by FuckDModz: 10:32am On May 17, 2023
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Life is hard! But the earlier these boys find something else to do, the better.

See how thugs in uniform broke the head of a recalcitrant Okada terrorist in Lagos.

https://twitter.com/taadelodun/status/1658736356552589312?s=46&t=V91ERIvUcC3wdpvdaYBK7w

https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/17/nigerian-policemen-brutalise-motorcyclist-lagos-inflict-head-injuries-him-fleeing
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Attends Dele Momodu's 63rd Birthday Party In London (Pictures) by FuckDModz: 10:24am On May 17, 2023
deji17:
The pant zip is open. Was he servicing other men at the party?
Nnamdi Kanu might be right. He said Obi is Gay.

You're right.

Nnamdi Kanu also said Abiola, Akintola and Awolowo are hopeless fàggots. No wonder they died like maggots.

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Food / Re: What I Ate In A Rich Man’s House VS What I Eat In My House by FuckDModz: 2:01pm On May 09, 2023
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Poverty is wicked! Wtf!

I’m leaving this site. Shit!

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Travel / Re: Is The 11Km Miliken Hill Road In Enugu The Most Beautiful Road In Nigeria? by FuckDModz: 10:58am On May 09, 2023
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The SE is green and ripe for Agricultural advancement.

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Politics / Re: Are We Not Part Of Nigeria? Ubah Insists On South East Senate Presidency (Video) by FuckDModz: 10:05am On May 09, 2023
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An average Igbo man doesn't care.

Useless “sinators”. To hell with you all!

Carry your cross and stop dragging the people you don't care about into your mess.

Fucking bastards!
Business / Re: Anambra State Gets Gas Processing Plant-VON (photos) by FuckDModz: 5:20pm On May 08, 2023
Cooly100:


Mega mugu what are all these people waiting till now?

Na hunger go wire una, when you no see container off load...

Morons like you chest beating with nothing actually makes the world think less of the black race.

I mean, anybody with money can import whatever they want as long as the market is ready. There can never be scarcity of spare parts in Nigeria!

And Igbos will never leave Lagos!

Y'all criminals in Aba will die of hunger before Igbos will leave Lagos.

Fucking bastard!
Business / Re: Anambra State Gets Gas Processing Plant-VON (photos) by FuckDModz: 12:01pm On May 08, 2023
Cooly100:
My greatest joy will be the day...

Traders in Alaba, Ladipo, Coker, Tradefair, Computer Village, Mandillas find new home in the east.

I will like to see those envious people travel all the way from Oyo, Ogbomosho, Ibadan, Akure, Abeouta and Lagos to SE to buy their wares...

That's when they will know how Igbos have been helping.

I pity the people from Ghana, Togo, Benin, etc that have to travel far to the SE to get their items...

For me I have since divested from that region.

Mugu, other people will sell those same “wares”.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Exchanges Pleasantries With Lawyers At The Tribunal Today by FuckDModz: 11:24am On May 08, 2023
GOTVee:
sad Even though I'm a born again Christian, I'm glad Peter Obi was roundly defeated. He looks so fake and un-presidential. He would have been an international embarrassment to we Nigerians especially we Christians when he gives speeches with his transgendered voice. His passion for lying is also a huge turn off. Nigeria really dodged a bullet. sad

What do presidents look like, Tinubu?

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Politics / Re: Who Else Is Suffering This Light Issues? by FuckDModz: 5:03pm On May 05, 2023
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Normally if there's no light, the service providers should be losing money. And someone should be getting some queries or even sacked.

But this is Nigeria, they will bounce back with estimated bills.

Nigerians are unbelievably stupid!

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Crime / Re: We Have Identified Lagos Police Officers Assaulting Man – Force PRO (Video) by FuckDModz: 10:00am On May 05, 2023
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Them no get name?

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Food / Re: What Is Your Preferred Quick Meal? (picture) by FuckDModz: 4:28pm On May 04, 2023
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Golden morn
Politics / Re: LP: Apapa-faction Pardons Obi, Otti For Attending 'illegal NEC Meeting' In Asaba by FuckDModz: 8:44am On May 04, 2023
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Useless clownish rascals!
Romance / Re: In Case You Need A Young Guy That Can Service You As A Woman.... by FuckDModz: 8:14pm On May 02, 2023
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People are no longer afraid of STDs.

Na wa
Politics / Re: Nigeria Lost Not Making Osinbajo President – Ex-Kano Emir, Sanusi by FuckDModz: 11:23am On May 02, 2023
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taylor88:
A country that claims they want to move forward will abandon a known healthy professor who can speak without a written material before the world


Only to chose a dead body from Guinea

A trembling oldie that doesn’t know the name of his party

A cocaine cartel leader that forcefully takes 5Million naira monthly since 1999

A urinating armed robber

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