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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Fuckjesusandgod: 11:35am On Mar 15
Dem chop you small though. Locate the bdc operators in your area, they always gathered in a popular center. Approach any of them and do your business.
Note: know the current price of dollar as at the time you want to make the transaction.
You might not be able to sell at currently price because of your location.

Abdulquadrimuha:


I did asked them how to go about it. They said they don't do that and they don't have any idea how to go about it.


It was later then I went outside the bank thinking how should I go about it. Then I approached one attendant outside he was the one that now eventually arranged how I later exchanged it. But I feel like I was cheated lol cos the contact he got for me exchanged it for NGN1,300 a dollar instead of the NGN1,593 as at then.

The more reason why I'm soliciting for advice here cos I don't want it to happen a second time.

Superpack589 Emmyreal4
Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Fuckjesusandgod: 9:46am On Jan 29
It cost you nothing to be polite. The energy we show is who we are. Peace!


Realmrsean:
shut up bro and go and eat shit.. everytime binance this binance that, don't you idiots get tired?

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Fuckjesusandgod: 9:44am On Jan 29
Chai! Omo people dey this foral o, see comment.
FYI, some people use that dom account to get their salaries from various foreign jobs. It's not everyobe that owns a dorm account is sabotaging the economy.

FuckingNaira:
CBN should close down all Domicilary account in Nigeria


CBN Policy by febuary will shock everyone

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Investment / Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Fuckjesusandgod: 5:49am On Jan 19
Short or long?

iLegendd:
3 boxes, but I decided not to trade it yet. I'll soon sha.
Food / Re: Come and eat this Delicious Suya Meat by Fuckjesusandgod: 8:29pm On Sep 22, 2023
Which local government area is this? am interested in the palmy

LocalFARMERS:
It is weekend. Presently sipping Palm wine while following it up with Suya meat cheesy

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Religion / Re: The Science Behind Grace / Luck - [mentalists Only] by Fuckjesusandgod: 8:56am On Aug 06, 2023
Thank you Afromentalist.
I hope to share my story someday soon.

Afromentalist:
Life seems very unfair. While others work their ass off to make it moderately in life, others just seem to turn whatever their hands touch into gold. Prosperity and success seems to have signed a contract with them, they are just blessed in any of their endeavour.

The first and common explantion people give to this phenomenon is that of Hard work and Smart work. According to this view, Success is the combination of enough hard work and smart work. Although this is a logical and true observation, it does not fully explain how for a given equal input of effort (in intensity and wisdom), some people excell way above others.

This has brought about the concept of Grace and that of Curse for religious people. Indeed, nowadays the Main reason people go to Church, Mosque or visit Babalawos, is to receive grace. Maybe God/the gods will bless me so that I can have a better job. Maybe God/the gods will favour me to build a house. Maybe Babalawo can change my story from grass to grace.

Others, less religious people, will rather define the fact that some people seem to be unexplicably doing better than others, with the Word "Luck". It is indeed believed that people are just more lucky than others, hence whatever they do just prospers.

In this Masterclass, we will teach you the true and scientific secret of grace/luck. What is grace from a scientific viewpoint? How do you get it?

The proper understanding of the dynamics and mechanics of grace / luck will be explained here. If you understand it properly, your life will change for good. People pay enormous amount of money in esoteric schools to learn this. It shall be given to you (for a limited amount of time) free of charge. Although we will remain to an extent at superficial level, we will explain just enough for any common man to change his story.

If you are tired of begging any god for a drop of grace, now it is time for you to learn and know where the ocean of it all lies. If you have an interest in sharing this knowledge, indicate it below in comments, then we will proceed when there are enough students.

#Mentalistonly
Religion / Re: The Science Behind Grace / Luck - [mentalists Only] by Fuckjesusandgod: 8:36pm On Aug 05, 2023
This works, if you're consistent with your chants "find divine order" as the op described, your life will start taking shape.
Came across this in 2020.
Sports / Re: Roma Fans Attacked Referee, Antony Taylor And His Family At The Airport (Videos) by Fuckjesusandgod: 4:36pm On Jun 02, 2023
Shut the Bleep up slave

kokomilala:
@chimex001, you just added to the long, near-inexhaustible list of black people, who drift from place to place without making use of their cognition, if you prefer, brains.

It's easy enough for lame brains like you to spew out rubbish in defence of your humdrum arguments- arguments that have no knowledge to back it up or base to place it.

Retards don't reason like I do. Most of the respondents on this thread moved on the whim of " Anthony Taylor I this...Taylor is that..." without having a knowledge of what the clear, unambiguous knowledge of the game spells out. And, are they not blacks? People who are mentally lazy, who are lazy to read, to study, to fish out, dig out, or ferret out knowledge are, stupid people within the compass of knowledge. And they are a problem to society and themselves ultimately.

It's clear that your thinking- thinking that's hinged on animalistic whims- is clearly and grotesquely distorted. Think clearly before you respond to my post.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Software Developer Vacancy by Fuckjesusandgod: 4:20pm On Apr 27, 2023
What stack, remote/ onsite, what kind of project is it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Tech Company That Can Create Official Email.am Ready To Pay by Fuckjesusandgod: 5:18am On Apr 25, 2023
He want someone to create a company email for him, then get the mail server details for scam. They use this service to send scam emails to people.
Allah go help u o
Religion / Re: If You End Up In Hell Fire, Who Would You Blame? by Fuckjesusandgod: 10:58am On Apr 02, 2023
I will blame buhari na

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Religion / Re: A Full-grown Adult Begging For Forgiveness From 2 Bags Of Cement Mixed With Sand by Fuckjesusandgod: 10:14am On Mar 12, 2023
Pot calling kettle black. undecided
Crime / Re: Actor Allegedly Stabs Neighbour To Death Over N1000 Electricity Bill (Graphic) by Fuckjesusandgod: 7:23pm On Jan 17, 2023
Why are you repackaging old news and opening healing wound? This is my cousin, immediately I saw the headline I knew it was the news. Guy, this bad news you're enjoying I pray you won't have a dose of it.
Rest in peace dotun.���


post=120118007:
Nawa o

is tired of seeing Bad News
Career / Re: 36 Moat Academy Alumni Honored With Achievement Awards by Fuckjesusandgod: 4:19am On Jan 14, 2023
Mr bola, build a community from your alumni. It's not when some of those you guys feel are ain't good enough are making waves around thst you will start forming familiarity then. I don talk my own.


moatacad:


AngelaInteriorz, please see the tuition with other details here: https://moatacademy.com/pages/courses
Career / Re: 36 Moat Academy Alumni Honored With Achievement Awards by Fuckjesusandgod: 4:13am On Jan 14, 2023
No, they don't. But if you're exceptional, they can.

Think9ja:


Thanks bro.
But do they have any job links after the program?
Career / Re: 36 Moat Academy Alumni Honored With Achievement Awards by Fuckjesusandgod: 8:43pm On Jan 13, 2023
I will tell you to be open minded, you might not even be using the stack you learnt to work. I learnt PHP but I used c# .Net core now. You are going to be tutored about software engineering, it might sounds ridiculous but they will teach you all it takes for you to kick start your career as a software engineer. Don't be more focused on the language but the concept, once you grab the concept you can do well using any language of choice.

So, be prepared coz it's time consuming and requires your 100% commitment. After the training even if you haven't gotten a job abeg keep practicing o.
Lastly, whatever tool you learnt just know it's a tool to solve a problem, you can learn any tool (programming language) and be good at it.
I will you all the best.

Think9ja:


I've searched for the best places to learn software development in Lagos and Moat keeps appearing on all my searches. But the fees is crazy. Truly, nothing good comes easy. Please, as an alumni, what more can you tell me about this program cos I'm willing to take a chance? Thanks in anticipation.
Career / Re: 36 Moat Academy Alumni Honored With Achievement Awards by Fuckjesusandgod: 11:38am On Dec 31, 2022
Swine!

AngelaInteriorz:


The idiot is your Dad's middle name, right?
Career / Re: 36 Moat Academy Alumni Honored With Achievement Awards by Fuckjesusandgod: 1:35pm On Dec 30, 2022
Ask your God that question idiot.


AngelaInteriorz:



Your name is disgusting. You will be crying for mercy when you face the Lamb in judgement if you don't repent before you die.

That aside. How much is their fees?
Career / Re: 36 Moat Academy Alumni Honored With Achievement Awards by Fuckjesusandgod: 10:18am On Dec 30, 2022
Moat Academy is still the best in Lagos to learn software development. I was part of the 2021 cohort, Toluwani is a brilliant chap. I'm on my third job already. Thank you Moat

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Religion / Re: Warning! The Trumpet Is Fixing To Sound. JESUS Is Coming! by Fuckjesusandgod: 10:22am On Nov 13, 2022
Make e dey come, we dey wait am

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Romance / Re: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by Fuckjesusandgod: 9:59am On Nov 13, 2022
Ha! Omase Ile nje niyan. Go ahead and marry her Mr nice guy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Experienced Web Developer Needed In An IT Firm by Fuckjesusandgod: 8:34pm On Nov 08, 2022
Why won't tech guys Japa? Chai
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic Ibtc Experienced Hire by Fuckjesusandgod: 2:37am On Nov 05, 2022
They will contact you if you pass the assessments. You need to exercise patience o. Did their interview, I've not been contacted yet if am successful or not, it's been over a month.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Fuckjesusandgod: 4:59pm On Oct 11, 2022
Nothing works here in this country. So shameful.

cletz991:
Its just too bad ,if only the labour laws in this countryis working. All jobs should have a contract signed by the two parties.Agreement is Agreement

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Fuckjesusandgod: 3:10pm On Oct 11, 2022
This is serious, why won't people Japa?


cletz991:
Very shitty.
They employ staffs and treat them like trash.they will tell you morning shift is from 8am to 2pm .Alas at 5pm morning shift has not close its so crazy with shitty pay of 32k .if the food remains all the production team will pay for it .I had to stop a close friend of mine working there. I bought her a POS and now shes making at least 2k on a bad day and 10k on a good day.The problem with young people is they want to work in a cozy environment with shitty pay

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Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Fuckjesusandgod: 12:30am On Oct 10, 2022
Do you share bills with her?


efelicity:
I noticed a drastic change in my wife's behaviours lately. She doesn't cook, doesn't prepare our two kids for school, always citing body pains. I took the responsibility of cooking and preparing our kids. That is just by the way, she stopped having sex with me always saying she doesn't have the feelings to have sex. I suspect her of cheating because few weeks ago i heard her listening to WhatsApp voice note, a chat between her and another man. I demanded to have the phone but she refused. My wife answers calls at odd hours of the night but if i query her she would claim it's a friend or her boss at her work place. It's morethan a month when last i had sex with my wife.


I'm not harsh and I provide for my family. But my wife's behaviour ir burning me deep in my heart. I sometimes cry when alone in office or at home. Please advse me on what to do as iam pained and confused.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Fuckjesusandgod: 1:21pm On Oct 09, 2022
Achievers university, Owo. They do owe their staff salary.

Sammy07:


University owing salaries? shocked

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by Fuckjesusandgod: 4:07am On Oct 09, 2022
Shitty company

Foodconceptsplc:


We recruit every now and then because we're expanding.

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Travel / Re: Helicopter Carrying Top Politicians Crashes In Brazil (video) by Fuckjesusandgod: 12:02pm On Sep 23, 2022
Chai! Buhari and co for dey inside o

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