₦airaland Forum

But why are they concentrating the water hose on the young man's agada bikonu?

namuguibe:
Don't mind all these sellers in NairaLand. You will even see them in Boko Haram threads saying the same thing .... "Boko Haram rocks, now please check my profile for your affordable data plan"

Lol
The guy messed my head up sha

Emeskhalifa:
Lolz u funny shaaa

We thank God.
Now edit that your post jor!

ariyike23:
, Nairaland dough.. different people... affordable slim gurls ,gat me rotfl

emmasege:
What's Sanusi's fixation with this Diezani self. He's been the one fueling the embers and feeding APC with unfounded rumours rights from his days in CBN. Abi Mallam toast madam, and she no gree ni?

Possibly

Emeskhalifa:
Slim girls rock sha

Check my profile for affordable data

Mtschew! And I thought you wanted to say "...for affordable slim girls"

kudoxs:
Graduates don't go to university or polytechnic to learn how to speak good english. This is pure african mentality, many indians guru out there went to the best Universities and can't even speak good English but they work in reputable organizations all over the world. You want to know why? It's because spoken language doesn't matter but how well you can contribute to an organization or the world at large.

You couldn't have said it better.
I am tired of people always attacking Nigeria graduates as if they don't speak "perfect English", they have wasted their time in school.
According to John Bridges' book "How to be a Gentleman", he said, you don't correct people's grammar UNLESS You are teaching them in an English class.
OP I am not condemning your thread but branding graduates "quarter baked" because of these "common" mistakes doesn't cut it for me. Unless you are referring to people who studied English, Linguistics or related courses.
Even at that "common mistakes" do occur over time which the person committing it may see it as the correct usage.
For me as far as someone's life/career is not at stake, I just correct them and move on. There's really no need branding us "quarter baked" or "half baked" because we do not speak perfect English.

TheFreeOne:


When we complain about this govt their zombies call us wailers and haters but recent events have shown wailers are far reasonable with foresight.

Even one zombie termed Buhari a surgeon to which I responded that's he's more of a bad butcher.

There is an addage in Igbo language that says, "when they carry someone else's corpse for burial, it will look like a log of wood. Not until it affects the person viewing other people's corpse as log of wood, then their eye go clear"

TheFreeOne:
You men engaged them in a shoot out but none was arrested or killed

Liars

Maybe na knockout them dey throw.
All follow for shootout na.
Yeye!

asumo12:
wee yhu kip quayet...

Sorry sir!
Kontinu

GEJmustGO:
apc made me see gej an evil man

That is what happens when you make decisions out of emotions and not your conviction

Another own goal by this government.
They keep scoring at the wrong post

asumo12:
PDP!!!

I was once a politician,

I quitted cause of there weekendness!

Who wan vote you before with this kind English?
You "quitted" indeed
See your "weekendness" sef
Smh

Rapmoney:
I blame our youths who listen to crappy stories like this very one!

Chill bro
We are on the same page

Rapmoney:
What facts? Show me any successful government in the world that runs on propaganda and I will show you a woman of 280 years who still works in the farms!!! The problem is that majority of the Nigerian youths have not discovered themselves! Instead of these people to face the reason why they are there, they prefer to distract people's attention with one crappy story or the other! When Obama became president of USA, was he and his cabinet feeding the American citizens with the seen and unforseen lapses of George Bush? When are we going to start using our brains?

I watched the inauguration of Obama on that day. I saw the jubilation Americans jubilated when the helicopter flew George Bush away from that square but you never hear Obama's government harping on the inefficiencies of the previous government.
These guys are indirectly telling us that we also made a mistake voting them in.
Every passing day they keep telling us of the ills of the previous government as if we live in Mars.
What have they done right since they came on board.
Hypocrites

Babalegba:
So Jonathan was spending dollars in Aso rock while Nigerians had to do with the naira.No wonder our dollar reserves suffered. Very foolish man who is not principled enough to lead a compound not to talk of a country

Are you done ranting or should I give you more time?
Anyway, when you are done ranting come and charge your phone, I don buy fuel.
No forget your fifty Naira fee sha

OP there is no grade like C8 in WAEC.
That being said, you will discover that she didn't even get the minimum requirement of 5 credits even though she passed her English and Maths. This is what happens when you focus all your energy on passing English and Maths and neglect all other subjects.
Like some people have commented, enroll her for another WASCE or GCE and help her to be an all rounder.
Goodluck

godfrey01:
I keep wondering why people use their descharge certificate to snap and spread it on facebook like its a big achievement for them... God knows i won't do this when i am through with my service next year... Girls are the worst.... I see people who do this as inmature and childish.

Don't worry WHEN/IF you serve finish, you go know what's up
For now, keep on keeping on

maupe:
Though i disagree with Oby on so many issues, i have to say it is unfair of the FG, to treat the BBOG in such a manner. The group was very helpful and was instrumental in President Buhari's electoral victory. They should be accorded some respect and should be given atleast a chance to air their views. If not, then this government is being hypocritical and ungrateful

You want them to give her opportunity to air her views like GEJ did ba? You know where that landed GEJ
She should reap the fruits of her labour o jare!

Mtschew!!!!
And Rivers Angels are languishing in the NPFL
Pathetic!

hemartins:
Total waste of time and money.
He is not free until buhari says so.
Ecowas has no jurisdiction on Nigerian judiciary system.

Then why charge him to court?
Why not send him to prison once and for all let everybody rest.

Can we just move on already from this budget debacle?
How do we move forward from here?
As we are here trading blames with each other PMB's salary together with all the allowances and that of Saraki's and the senators enters their respective accounts as at when due. Sometimes it enters in advance sef while you and I continue to suffer as the country is grounded to a halt.
What is wrong with you people sef? The executive and the legislature should get their acts together and solve this problem once and for all!
Ah ahn!?

Anything to move forward and get us out of this predicament is welcome by me.
Enough of the blames and accusations.

kITATITA:
Petrol has never sold at control price in the South East

Why are you lying?

Chai! Lagosians sha!
Una no get chill walahi!
Imagine the embarrassment?

KINGinVALHALA3:
Politics is a secondary life to every human with a primary attitude.
Who we re determines what kind of politician we would become.
Too many weak mean whom had become politician, and that's why they fear the unknown and run after where the power is with no WILL stay stay where they re and fight for what they believe.

Yeah, Tinubu is one man/politician with such fearless and dogged will. I feel Oshiomole should also be on the list.

Have I told you they re both my Political Mentors?
They re 3 actually, Buhari inclusive.

Yes Oshiomole is very articulate but I only like him when he speaks. Maybe he is a man with political will but administrative wise? Mba! He no follow at all!

KINGinVALHALA3:
show me a black man whose only concern isn't after his pocket, and I will show you a man who beats his chest boasting he would do better because he hasn't gotten there.

It's just too pathetic!
We'll never grow if we continue like this.
I'm just tired with the crop of politicians we are left with today.
Though I'm not a fan of his but the only one left amongst them that I respect is Tinubu.
The rest are just political jokes.
It's obvious that our president is not a politician

Fellow Nigerians, these are the type of people representing you.
People with no political will and direction.
Only concerned about their pockets.
And why should we be insulting/fighting ourselves because of them?
I spit on the grave of anybody that looses his life fighting for this people.

Me for once no believe say Alams don die... lai lai!
That nigga is a master of disguise.
As far as I'm concerned, he's just somewhere chilling

Bluffly:
He should kill himself first. Only then we will take him serious. Lazy man

Please enlighten us. What is lazy about the man?

obailala:
The point behind this thread is simply to deflate the folly which has been spread across Nigeria by the usual suspects that there was never fuel scarcity under GEJ and that the present scarcity is the worst in history. The fact is that the fuel scarcity which happened under GEj in his last days was actually the worst in history and it was also caused by the revenue loss due to oil price drop.

So what problem has that solved now?
Has that removed the suffering of the masses? Of you and I?
Abeg we should stop making excuses for these guys that's why they are messing up.
A good standard of living is our right!
They promised to make life easy for us but we are yet to see it and the only thing a rational thinking human being will do is to go dig up this mess?
I still spit on this thread again.

ocloud81:
In my personal opinion i believe what we are facing in Nigeria today is just a little sacrifice needed to make things right. And am not surprise if Nigerians prefer to choose GEJ administration to that of PMB because most Nigerians are the descendant of Philippines who prefer to spare the thief life's to nail jesus the savior.

Biko, does Jesus make your life miserable and pathetic before he makes it better?
Smh!