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Christianity EtcRe: Does a Testimony Actually Serve as an Evidence For God? by Funaki: 9:47pm On Jul 28, 2019
See these testimonies from front page today grin grin



"No One Stops anyone from Having a CS..

If you Are a Believer and you Believe GOD that you will Have your child without a CS , you will have what you Believe..


I have seen a Woman who had a child and never knew she was Pregnant.. The woman was way beyond the age of having Children. She already had 2Children. Her last child was in her Twenties
infact she was in her house having dinner with her husband when they noticed that they heard a sound . There was no light and they had to bring a lamp to see what fell on the ground, only to see a baby, and some form blood on their mother.
This happened in Lagos..

I have Seen a woman who was born not knowing if she was a man or a woman as she had no organ.. Yet as I say this, she is happily married and with a kid..
This happened in Lagos

I have Seen A woman who doctors removed her womb , Showed it to her and her husband and told them that there is no way she will be able to take in....
Today she has 3 Children.
This Happened in Lagos

All these Happened after GOD ALMIGHTY Intervened..

Nothing is Impossible with GOD. Not Just in Words or sayings but in Reality..

There are lots them like that I know of..


If you Pregnant and you don't want a CS let your faith Carry u.

If you Pregnant and you have difficulties in putting to bed, there is no harm in having a CS..

Having CS and not Having CS does not guarantee safe delivery .."
Christianity EtcRe: The Myth Of Giving Birth Like Hebrew Women Was a Lie Told By Hebrew Midwives by Funaki: 6:26pm On Jul 28, 2019
Sibrah:
Yes. Read ur bible more. Read verses 17 & 20 of that chapter.
Revelation 21:8 KJV
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Your bible seems to be conflicting except there are various types of lies
Christianity EtcRe: Where Did God Come From? by Funaki: 5:42pm On Jul 28, 2019
man made God

Christianity EtcRe: The Myth Of Giving Birth Like Hebrew Women Was a Lie Told By Hebrew Midwives by Funaki: 5:15pm On Jul 28, 2019
Sibrah:
They lied but pleased God because they lied out of fear of the Lord.
so there's a lie that pleases God?

Christianity EtcRe: Different Beliefs Based On Religions by Funaki: 2:47pm On Jul 28, 2019
If atheism is a religion, then not playing golf is a sport.
Christianity EtcRe: Various Genocide In The Bible And Why God Commands Such??? by Funaki: 10:36pm On Jul 26, 2019
petra1:
Beyond the sins of those nations against their creator by idolatory. The plague of demonic invasion was all over . Idolatry is beyond an action it is a sell over to demonization from parents to children . There was no revelation of casting out devils then . The hosts have to be eliminated to stop their multiplication . It’s about saving the world just like the days of Noah when evil demonic activities overan the earth . Only one family was uncontammated . God had to preserve that family line by destroying the plagued earth
What's the point of Noah's flood if man will continue with his wickedness? Because the flood was pointless since men went back to being wicked and ungodly after a while. I'll think if God wants to purge the earth of wickedness, he'll do a perfect job. Noah's flood was a failure.
Christianity EtcRe: The LORD Will Destroy The Earth. by Funaki: 7:54pm On Jul 26, 2019
Christians think so much about the earth.

Christianity EtcRe: Various Genocide In The Bible And Why God Commands Such??? by Funaki: 7:49pm On Jul 26, 2019
If you open your mind and think about these things without preconceptions, you'll realize the portrayal of God in the old testament doesn't make sense.
Christianity EtcRe: Gay People Exist Because Pregnant Women Have Anal Sex - Bishop by Funaki: 7:44pm On Jul 26, 2019
how? I don't get

Christianity EtcRe: New State To Be Created In Middle Belt, Okorocha To Join PDP – Popular Prophet by Funaki: 8:08pm On Jul 25, 2019
"9 mobile will still change its name in 2020"
Wetin concern church with this one?

Christianity EtcRe: What Leaving Religion Feels Like by Funaki: 1:34pm On Jul 22, 2019
I was blind, but now, I can see

Christianity EtcRe: Charles Omole: Biodun Fatoyinbo May Not Be Convicted, Busola Has No Evidence by Funaki: 10:24pm On Jul 21, 2019
"The boxing gloves recovered from the house was misplaced by the police "

Fear police

RomanceRe: Ebonylips Shares Video With Oyinbo Husband In Bed, Warns Husband Snatchers by Funaki: 7:43pm On Jul 21, 2019
see her lips

PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: "I Will Obey The Bible Before Obeying The Laws Of Nigeria" (Video) by Funaki: 6:43pm On Jul 21, 2019
which parts of the bible?
CelebritiesRe: Video: BBNAIJA Mercy And Diane Kisses Again During House Party Last Night. by Funaki: 3:53pm On Jul 21, 2019
BluntBlunt:
Hypocrite, I am sure you enjoy girl on girl porn. tongue
who doesn't?

Christianity EtcRe: Abimbola Adelakun Held Hostage In COZA by Funaki: 3:41pm On Jul 21, 2019
nero2face:
She should be grateful they didn't beat her up, u don't just jump into sensitive issue like this...I think it's unprofessional of her...did PUNCH send her or she's just one of the busy body reporters ...she should also go to Sambisa to investigate BH activities..Nonsense
so, they should've beaten her ?

Christianity EtcRe: What Has Atheists Contributed To This World? by Funaki: 10:27am On Jul 21, 2019
Herdsmenson:
Atheist are the reason Nigeria and Africa is backward because the bible never supports backwardness and poverty.
Which of your politicians and leaders in Nigeria, who steal and loot your funds are atheists? Just name one. Your politicians will leave jail and go to church to do thanksgiving.

Christianity EtcRe: Religion Is Not The Reason For Backwardness In Africa, Our Leaders Are by Funaki: 9:18am On Jul 21, 2019
Nemesis909:
Yeah?

What denomination?
Redeemed

Christianity EtcRe: Religion Is Not The Reason For Backwardness In Africa, Our Leaders Are by Funaki: 8:17am On Jul 21, 2019
Dov3:
Have you considered that Christians are equally encouraged to study and research more often than not? If anything, the Nigerian church has done well in their foremeost drive to improve educational prowness in our society. While underplay the church's achievements in science to support your ridiculous stance against it
Some churches don't subscribe to drugs. I knew one church during my childhood, they don't go to hospital, even during child birth, they believe it's against their faith. There's another group that don't allow blood transfusion, even at the point of death. It's in africa you'll hear people drinking jik or eating grass for deliverance, these beliefs are against proper education.
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Is Not The Reason For Backwardness In Africa, Our Leaders Are by Funaki: 8:07am On Jul 21, 2019
BeLookingIDIOT:
Even in the advanced west and other areas.Religious regions the "bible belts" just happen to be most backward.
like Alabama grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Does Having Tattoo Leads To Hell by Funaki: 8:05am On Jul 21, 2019
NobleAngell:
Its not going to be a protest. What is wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it. And anyways, Since when did Lil Wayne and Chris Brown declare themselves Christians?
how is tattoo wrong? there are many laws in Leviticus that people don't practice again today, what makes tattoos' law different?
Christianity EtcRe: What If Christians Missionaries Didn't Come To Africa? by Funaki: 9:18pm On Jul 20, 2019
Dantedasz:
A God that created the world through magic under seven days was/is powerless to magically will his message of everlasting life to his creations so that they can avoid burning in the everlasting incinerator.
This omniscient and omnipotent creator God now relies on ordinary humans to write his message in books?
huh
god works in mysterious ways

Christianity EtcRe: What If Christians Missionaries Didn't Come To Africa? by Funaki: 9:15pm On Jul 20, 2019
BeLookingIDIOT:
No wonder xtian dominated sub-saharan africa is the most advanced region in Africa,even more than the Muslim north africa,and all the places xtian missionaries couldn't penetrate to like Japan and China and co are so backward.
are you trying to be funny? undecided undecided
Christianity EtcRe: The Lies Embedded In Claims Of Ancestral Curses by Funaki: 7:56pm On Jul 17, 2019
"ancestral curse" is an invention of African pastors grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Sam Zuga Launches World Wonders Water, Sells It For N5000 by Funaki: 9:27pm On Jul 16, 2019
EFCC should arrest this man. They arrested a fake native doctor last week.

Christianity EtcRe: Christians, Come And Answer This Question. by Funaki: 11:24am On Jul 14, 2019
Chiprince007:
Hmmmm. This is interesting.
Well, looking at the post, I discovered that its simply a reading problem. Imagine male and female trees LOL. But that aside, I want us to go back to Genesis 1:25-28

25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

So as we can see, it was man he spoke of that was created male and female. Genesis 1 just speaks about the entire creation.
God bless you guys
Genesis 1:27 was the summary. The real gist was in Genesis 2. Or there are two different stories of man's creation in the bible? or man was created twice?
Christianity EtcRe: Christians, Come And Answer This Question. by Funaki: 11:40am On Jul 12, 2019
delishpot:
So if your father tells a story as it happend to him and then 50 yrs later a grand or great grand son of his writes the story in a book then on the other hand if his grand or great grand son reads a copy of your dads story and writes a book that borders around the first book that was writting according to what your dad said happened live to him..... Does that story become your father's words or does it become an interpretation of your father's words according to how the writer understood the original text he read? I make my comment not being sentimental or passionate about if the bible is fact or not but based on its flow. If you read it in a bid to hate on it or disprove it you lose, if you read it in a bid to accept all it says without questions you lose. Same goes to all religious books.

As for the first point you raised.... Which message was Paul talking about? Message of salvation? Message of salvation and the saving power of God through Christ is what Paul spoke about not his translation of how things work. Just like today Christian religion you find one pastor say earings are evil according to a certain chapter of the Bible, others will say women must cover their hair, some will forbid eating certain foods according to how they interpret a chapter in the bible etc. Does it mean that tomorrow if their books are coupled together and added to the bible (if the church elders had not out of fear that the other books they threw out of the bible may be added later which in turn made them place a curse in the end to discourage such) You will insist that their rules and regulations are not their own interpretation of the first book that governs their religion? Religion is tricky. I personally want to get firsthand communication with God and not dwell on what others claim. The most important parts of the Bible to me is the part that tells of God, Jesus by those who actually were with and personally witnessed it. I don't fancy stories told as passed by word of mouth.
you're muddling everything up. Are you doing this intentionally? undecided undecided So people knew God less the more they're born? So Abraham knew God more than Moses, Moses knew God more than David, And they all knew God more than Paul and his other apostles undecided undecided. I told you earlier that what Moses wrote were types and shadows of what will later happen. He spoke of tabernacles, slaughter of lambs, the priesthood etc. They were all imagery of what the apostles explained in details in the new testament. If you read the bible, there was progressive revelation. People continued to "know" God the more they approach the new testament. There were things Moses couldn't explain that were later explained by David in his psalm or by Isaiah in his book. For instance, Moses never explained what happened to Satan. It was years later that Isaiah explained it. Moses didn't explain how the priesthood was talking about Jesus, It was David that saw the revelation. Even Jonah had more insight because he was very close to the time of Jesus. His 3 days and nights in the fish is a shadow of Jesus burial. Daniel and Ezekiel saw some very confusing visions. But when John saw it, it became clearer. Paul explained most of everything in the old testament except the concept of Jesus' priesthood that was explained by the writer of hebrews.

It'll be very dishonest to claim that Paul didn't have revelation as the old testament prophets. Paul brought about reformation to Christianity in his teachings and books. Peter and his colleagues wanted to continue the status quo until Paul came to the scene and brought clarity to everything. The early Christian doctrine were centered on Paul's teachings. That's why after the Acts 13 meeting, the book of Acts were totally focused on Paul till the end. Even Peter that was the leading disciple of Jesus that stayed with Jesus throughout his ministry testified to this.

2 Peter 3:15-16 KJV
And account that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation; even as our beloved brother Paul also according to the wisdom given unto him hath written unto you; [16] As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.


It's been long I did this. But I can still remember bible hermeneutics. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Christians, Come And Answer This Question. by Funaki: 6:13am On Jul 12, 2019
delishpot:
No where did I say God personally wrote ony book grin
If I tell you that God inspired me directly to write something or I tell you how I feel something should work based on what I read in the history or story handed down by God (My interpretation of the original copy).............which one will you class as Direct message from God and which one will you class as man's own understanding as it was written by the person inspired directly by God?
Paul claimed his revelation his directly from the Lord. He was not taught by anyone nor was it handed down to him.

Galatians 1:12 I received my message from no human source, and no one taught me. Instead, I received it by direct revelation from Jesus Christ.

Moses by the way, didn't have the original copy. Moses wrote something that happened thousands of years before he was born and you claimed it's direct from God grin grin. What he had was types and shadows. The new testament all talked about how the old testament was an allegory. The apostles explained how their revelations supersede the old testament. Paul, Peter, John, Jude etc. So, it doesn't really make sense to think Genesis had more insight than Corinthians. Or do you really think Man fell because he ate "forbidden fruit" or that snakes could talk? grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Christians, Come And Answer This Question. by Funaki: 9:49pm On Jul 11, 2019
delishpot:
What you quoted up there was inspired by man (apostles interpretation as he taught what and how he understood it) ... Creations story was inspired by God as the story is given to man directly from God.
I thought all scriptures are inspired by God sad sad. Besides is it not a man that wrote Genesis?
Christianity EtcRe: Christians, Come And Answer This Question. by Funaki: 8:28pm On Jul 11, 2019
delishpot:
God did not create woman to be under the dominion of man. He created woman cos

* He saw that Adam was lonely and needed a hand around the garden - Gen 2:18 It is not good for man to be alone, I will make him a help mate) note not severnt, maid or worker but help mate to support his life and to have dominion over all things with him. An assistant.
* It was God's intention for a man to leave his mother and father and be 1 with his woman - Gen 2:24 (o support his life as he moves around. An assistant.
* He wanted continuity of the human race - Gen 1 :26-31(Be fruitful and multiply)

No where in the creation story did Adam or God suggest that Eve had a lower status. The only things that dominion were given to Adam were other creation besides Eve.

Now, as to where Eve fell and was placed below Adam was after they ate of the tree of good and evil aka tree of knowledge Gen 3:16 That is the verse where God now said her "husband" note the word husband not every man, not all men, but specifically husband will rule over her.
As I see it. I think those curses are just added to the text to justify the stress of life and family hierachy cos of Adams curse is general and applies to both genders ie Men and women struggle for daily bread, men and women return to dust.

So God did not in the beginning have it the way it is in mind.
1 Corinthians 11:7-9 KJV
For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. [8] For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. [9] Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

The woman was created for the man. She's a byproduct according to the bible.

Christianity EtcRe: Reactions Trails Pastor Chris' "Woman Was Not In God's Original Idea" (see Vide) by Funaki: 8:00pm On Jul 11, 2019
see the person teaching on marriage

Christianity EtcRe: ljcsrgv by Funaki: 1:43pm On Jul 11, 2019
Religion, especially Christianity teaches us to avoid questioning things. The more you reason about some things in this life, the more you realize maybe you've been lied to for so long. But they'll always tell us his ways are not our ways and that we can't question him. grin grin grin

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