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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by Funaki: 10:55pm On Mar 26, 2020
Spe23:


@bolded. Lie!

Below is the latest Coronavirus COVID-19 world data. 67 new cases and 6 deaths are recorded in China today.

Fake news is their way.

Wait o, US has passed China in number of cases

Religion / Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by Funaki: 10:52pm On Mar 26, 2020
ityP:


Lmao. Very funny religious fanatics... I thought TB Joshua dey cure sickness. Why them never send am go Lagos quarantine center, so that e go fit heal everybody wey get the disease grin

I'm eagerly waiting for tomorrow to see the virus disappear grin

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by Funaki: 9:44pm On Mar 26, 2020
VillageGuyArts5:


How does rain wipe out Coronavirus?
Please let us be careful of the rubbish we say online.
Rain did not wipe out the virus oga.

Rain water is the new cure

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Politics / Re: Two Close Contacts With Bala Mohammed Test Positive For Coronavirus by Funaki: 9:34pm On Mar 26, 2020
Lovelyn451:
My joy is that no child has tested positive to this virus, my little nephew with his always dirty small hands and fingers, I don wash him hand tire.

A baby had it last week

Religion / Re: The Healing Power Of Jesus For Coronavirus (COVID-19) by Funaki: 4:38am On Mar 26, 2020
TB Joshua promised it will end tomorrow.

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Religion / Re: Prophet T.B Joshua: Coronavirus Will End On 27th March, 2020 (Video) by Funaki: 4:07pm On Mar 25, 2020
Globad:
T.B. Joshua

How far nah?

He meant 27th March next year

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Religion / Re: How Does This Prove the existence of the christian god ? by Funaki: 5:29am On Mar 25, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


BABA "I THOUGHT" THESE FOLKS WERE AT LEAST WISE ENOUGH TO HAVE STARTED ASKING FOR REFUND FOR ALL THEIR FINANCIAL INPUTS IN CHURCH SINCE 1960, SINCE NOW THE INCAPABILITY OF THEIR PASTORS AND GOD IS ON FULL DISPLAY.
I WAS WRONG. I MADE A MISTAKE TO EVEN OVERATE THESE FOLKS.

Well, if well known fraudsters like Benny Hinn and Jim Bakker still have people following them and believing the nonsense they say, religious leaders will still have followers. Politics and religion make people irrational.
Religion / Re: How Does This Prove the existence of the christian god ? by Funaki: 11:25pm On Mar 24, 2020
LordReed:


I thought I will see a crowd of believers carry their anointing oil and boldly walk to the hospital quarantine zones and flush the coronavirus devil out. I guess coronavirus is not a devil that's why they don't want to do so.

All na scam
Religion / Re: How Does This Prove the existence of the christian god ? by Funaki: 10:58pm On Mar 24, 2020
Nobody is talking about Miraculous healing again. All they say now is how most scientists are Christians, they are praying for a cure blah blah blah. Their healing centers are shutting down. The G.O's stickers and anointing oil are no more effective. grin grin grin.

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Religion / Re: Corona Virus Is Greater Than Yahweh And Allah by Funaki: 7:06am On Mar 24, 2020
kingxsamz:


Bro lemme ask you...
Do you actually think people read this long crap that you usually post?

grin that guy ehn

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Reportedly Sick, Suspected Of Contracting Coronavirus - SR by Funaki: 5:21am On Mar 24, 2020
otokx:
Old people get sick from time to time, wish him quick recovery. cool
Very true.
But any old person that gets sick at this time should be tested ASAP. Just to be sure.

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Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Reportedly Sick, Suspected Of Contracting Coronavirus - SR by Funaki: 5:19am On Mar 24, 2020
GermanMelania:
Sahara reporters is not credible. Let's see if this is true. When i say not credible i dont mean they outright lie o. Just that they mislead. Sounds like they may have this on good authority sha

Buhari sounded weak in his covik 1 nine speech. Like he got enough strength just to do the speech.

The hen has come home to roost.

So many fake news at this time.
But if the guy tests positive, I don't think they'll admit it in public.

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Religion / Re: Group Of Church Women Spotted Lying On The Road In Benue, Praying Against Corona by Funaki: 5:12am On Mar 24, 2020
Women, go home. Don't be like the South Korean church

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: 'we Shall Hear Good News In Course Of The Week That Corona Cure Is Out by Funaki: 9:52am On Mar 23, 2020
frosbel2:
We are are still waiting for your curses to work on Boko Haram.

CONMAN.

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Religion / Re: The Cure For Corona Virus Is The Blood Of Jesus.pls Read by Funaki: 5:58am On Mar 23, 2020
paul100:

With faith.Wine or juice can become the blood jesus
grin

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Religion / Re: Resurrection Contradictions by Funaki: 6:54pm On Mar 22, 2020
veeshock:

The Gospels were written down many decades after the actual events being passed down by oral traditions by different disciples and that explains the variations. The story of oduduwa told in the 17th century would be quite different from the one told in the 20th century, stories change slowly over time.

Are you saying that some parts of the gospels aren't true? Because many believers believe the Bible is infallible.
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Oyedepo Attacks Govt Over Closure Of Schools, Malls by Funaki: 6:36pm On Mar 22, 2020
TONYE001:


What's the case fatality of Ebola virus disease? And what's that of COVID-19?

That's how you calculate "which is deadlier.."

Ebola is 40%. More deadly but not as contagious. If ten people get Ebola, 4 will likely die. Not same with Coronavirus. All the cases of coronavirus in Nigeria, nobody has died

Religion / Re: Is Coronavirus Separating Christians From The Love Of God? by Funaki: 7:09am On Mar 22, 2020
It's Romans not Ephesians
Religion / Re: South Korea Church Leader Apologises For Coronavirus Infections by Funaki: 1:30am On Mar 22, 2020
I'm happy Nigerian churches are complying with the government. They're not as stupid as the ones in South Korea.
Religion / Re: Tithe-paying Born-again Believers Are Protected From Coronavirus Says Pastor by Funaki: 1:20am On Mar 22, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
THE THIEVES ARE EVERYWHERE.

People like Kenneth Copeland, Benny Hinn and Jim Bakker, they're in their own class when it comes to deceiving the gullibles.

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Sports / Re: Covid-19:Paolo Maldini,his son Daniel,Paulo Dybala and girlfriend Test Positive by Funaki: 7:49pm On Mar 21, 2020
This was rumoured weeks ago. It's now true

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Religion / Re: Why Are Religious Houses Closing Down To Depend On Science For Cure? (COVID-19) by Funaki: 3:48pm On Mar 21, 2020
ThinkFreely:
is this not enough for people to see the lies in religion?

It's very hard to break free from religion.

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Religion / Re: Corona Virus Humbles World Religion And Exposes Their Weakness by Funaki: 12:15am On Mar 20, 2020
ikbnice:
No, I expect a pastor to miraculously heal one Corona case. We have seen it on TV how they heal HIV. We have watched lots of miracles. Now is the time this is needed mostly . This is even an avenue to gain more souls as most people will be convinced beyond reasonable doubt.

Arrange miracles. undecided undecided undecided

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Funaki: 11:54pm On Mar 19, 2020
sassysure:

U can.
China is currently advocating for it.
34 new cases as of today and they are Chinese from different countries like Europe and usa who thought China is ok and were not properly tested but as soon as they landed in the capital, got tested with sophisticated equipment and found out they are positive so China is saying they should stop coming home to re-infest them.

Strong measures will make this disappear.
It's the lax ways most countries adopted that caused this.
Hong Kong is placing all arrival at their airport on 14 days quarantine.
Can your country to that?

China? China is a Communist country, their government do weird things. China normally suppress dissidents and human rights activists. The last guy that criticized the government has gone missing. So it won't surprise me if they ban their own citizens from entry China. All they'll do is deny it even if it's happening.

Check the travel bans and border closure, it's only against non citizens. Canada couldn't even ban US citizens not to talk of Canadian citizens. You can't deny a citizen of a country entrance except if they're criminals e.g Osama bin Laden.

So if Nigeria should deny entrance to it citizens, where do you want the citizens to go? when other countries too are closing their borders. You have automatically declared them stateless.

You can place them on quarantine but you can't deny them entrance at the point of entry.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Funaki: 11:07pm On Mar 19, 2020
seunmsg:


Read the message in the attached picture and compare to my initial post. Cyprus closed her borders to non-Cyprus. If you are a citizen of Cyprus, you can still enter the country whether you have Coronavirus or not.

Yesterday, government took the same decision but will that stop Nigerian citizens who have contracted the virus to stop entering the country? Can we shut our borders against our citizens?

Most people don't understand the simple fact that you can't deny entry to Nigerians, whether sick or not.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: US Approves Chloroquine As Treatment - Trump by Funaki: 10:39pm On Mar 19, 2020
Xisnin:


It takes extreme stupidity to be a Trump supporter.
Just like Trump, your grammar is at a primary school level.
Lumping incoherent words together, projecting and hurling insults.

Your thinking skills are below par. What does it take to ask questions and punch holes in a propaganda piece?

"breaking record and hitting new miles"?
Is that the new lie they just released for your guys or did you fail to construct a correct simple sentence once again?

What is most painful is that you would put up your hand if educated people are being counted.

Small small now

Religion / Re: Reincarnation-is It In The Bible? by Funaki: 1:24pm On Mar 17, 2020
sonmvayina:
.. Dumb ass... Womb of course

You go back to the womb

Politics / Re: PIX: See What Vanguard Newspaper Posted by Funaki: 10:10pm On Mar 16, 2020
And people like this complain of racism from foreigners.

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Politics / Re: Segun Oni Dump Apc For Pdp Ahead Of 2023 by Funaki: 10:08pm On Mar 16, 2020
This guy and changing party is 5 and 6
Religion / Re: Reincarnation-is It In The Bible? by Funaki: 9:55pm On Mar 16, 2020
sonmvayina:
My favorite quote on this matter is Job 1:20-21,
Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I shall return there again.

Return where again?

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Religion / Re: Video: No Virus Can Come Near You If You Dwell In God - Pastor E A Adeboye by Funaki: 9:53pm On Mar 16, 2020
People are vexing on this thread o

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Celebrities / Re: Broke Poor Idiots – Harrysong Slams His Fans Trolling Him For His AMVCA Outfit by Funaki: 9:38pm On Mar 15, 2020
That Shekau own enter well

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