Celebrities › Re: Justin Bieber Shares Photos Of His Wife As She Sleeps On His Chest by Funaki: 6:54pm On Jul 10, 2019 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: The Philosophical Problem Of God by Funaki: 6:09pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
 I've asked my friends that prayer question many times, no definite answer. Why do you pray to God when he already knows what is going to be? |
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man For Stealing Bible, Phone From Church by Funaki: 2:53pm On Jun 26, 2019 |
Davash222: How can One be preaching about forgiveness but can't forgive
Stealing Bible and phone inside the house of God should be a case between the thief and God!! exactly, if it was a pastor, they'll say "let God judge" |
Christianity Etc › Re: Noah : The Real Story - Joseph Prince Sermon Notes by Funaki: 4:57pm On Jun 24, 2019 |
bixton: What number of years makes a generation? Genesis 5 and Genesis 11 give the number of years between each father to son from Adam to Abraham. Approximately 2183 years between Adam to Abraham. That was even when men lived up to 900+ years. After Abraham, people barely lived 120 years. Scholars put Abraham to Jesus as 2000 years. I'm not sure how they got it. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Noah : The Real Story - Joseph Prince Sermon Notes by Funaki: 10:11pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
realmindz: Let's over estimate and give each generation a 1000 year each, then that amounts to 60 thousand years from Adam till our present generation. That's still not enough.... 60k years is still far from being enough. I'm glad you made mention of some scientific facts like homo sapiens dating far more than 200k years Also you made mention of ice age, the first ice age dates back as far as billions of years ago... This ice age carry fossils of ancient animals and plants meaning there have been animals and plants as far back as then here on earth..... Doesn't this scientific facts further weaken religious claims and creation stories.. Because it is evident that the earth has been for billions of years with animals and plants in it, homo sapiens have been far more than 200k years ago. But unfortunately, the best we could get from the Bible if we over and over estimate to the limit is still far less than 100k years....
And believe me, for a variation as much as our races, it will take millions of years for such to happen... Races cannot form over thousand of years....we are talking of billions of people not just a few hundreds or tens, billions of people in different races, meaning that races were never newly formed over thousand of years ago, or how possible did all the races in the world were rapidly formed just after the flood, and after then, since men started taking records over thousand of years ago, no new race has been formed... Isn't that an unquestionable flaw in the argument....that's where you theory of genetically optimisation failed in this context, genetic optimisation does not rapidly create entire new species that will rapidly populate in that same line of variation into billions and here we aren't talking of just one variation but multiple variations, Asians, Caucasians, Negros ,even among blacks, there are still differences, a Nigerian doesn't look like a Kenyan.... There are races and sub-races... Even in Nigeria, a typical Yoruba man does not look like Fulani man... these differences in all ramifications can never be formed in thousand years....
And regarding the decrease in velocity of the earth, scientific research amount the rate to about 2.3 Milliseconds per century.... Meaning, I was right...it will take millions of years for such decrease to even amount to something as significant as a minute , so we can dispense with it you like arguing with people that are hidebound. Adam to Abraham is 20 generations, Abraham to Jesus is 42 generations. So, 2000 years ago, we've only had 62 generations of homo sapiens according to the bible. Anyone arguing this is just trying to shift goal post. 62 generations can't even make up to 10000 years. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Noah : The Real Story - Joseph Prince Sermon Notes by Funaki: 5:39pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
dazzlingd: To say u mumu will be an understatement of the year, so u are comparing siblings with races. Do you know the differences in races, so why u never born Chinese.. Can a Chinese couple born an Indian.? We are talking of differences like heights, bone density, hair texture, skin texture, colour of eyes...blacks will always be Blacks and cannot born Chinese or Indian. So why after Noahs ark, that year wey that flood happen and Noah born all the races for earth today, since then, nobody don born green pikin or red human being.? Na only Noah sabi born different new races ba
2. So they waited till the plants grew, so wetin dem tiger, lion, cheetah come dey chop, dem wait for the goat to born, then the goat wey dem born come grow and born more goats... Oga if dem no teach u, you suppose know say that food chain no dey possible.
3. Now I confirm your education fees has to be refunded with interest.. So u think if the whole world becomes flooded, then salt water mix with fresh water... Stop watching Africa magic., start watching national geo... Even if u do fish farming, u will know that two different fishes can't survive under same condition.. Difference in temperature, salinity, density, affects aquatic animals and many fishes would have perished today... Oga, your brain is for thinking, so water wey cover Mount Everest,, where did that water disappear to, the water just enter ground ba and you think u are smart.
 abeg na
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Christianity Etc › Re: Noah : The Real Story - Joseph Prince Sermon Notes by Funaki: 5:19pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
grrr: Well firstly, He also knew the devil will betray him why did He still create the devil?
Like it was written that a person will betray Jesus, why did God still create that person?
The truth is what He has said in His word "My ways are not your ways, my thoughts not your thoughts"
As far as the heavens are so are His ways higher than ours.
God has a plan in all of this which our small minds still tries to rationalize but sadly it cant comprehend!
I know where this is leading to, that there is no God and if there is a God, why will He allow things like this to occur.
You can never understand His ways. Our little questions here are not questions but a way to challenge Him
Well like I said over a billion people cant be wrong we can't know and understand his way, but you know so much to tell me about him.  . How do you know so much about him if he's so mysterious to be known? are we all surmising about God and we don't really know anything about him? if that's true, why do you think you are right about what you know right now? |
Christianity Etc › Re: All Christians Will Fail This Question. by Funaki: 1:02pm On Jun 23, 2019 |
Dafemich: You don't need the Greek lexicon that is how the Oxford lexicon if I may say, define it. Yes, everlasting and eternal means the same. life without ending. If there is one thing I know about the Bible, is that the Bible will not to use everlasting and uses the word eternal. there is a reason, and that is what I am trying to tell you. In John 3:16, the Lord Jesus hasn't die and resurrected. When you believe in the Lord Jesus, you have everlasting life. But in John 3:14-15, was here on earth. He said as Moses was lifted up, so when he dies he will lift other up. And if we believe in his death and resurrection, we would have eternal life. I don't think the Bible will want to use the everlasting, but uses the word eternal instead. eternal life is God's live. before I continue with this discuss, I want to ask you a question. Do you know the Lord Jesus as the son of man? if you do we can continue why are you stubborn like this?  In the original language of the new testament, "eternal" and "everlasting" were translated from the same word, they mean the same thing. It's just like translating "commencer" in french language to "start" or "begin" in diferent places in english. They're from the same source, they mean the same thing. This is simple, there is no need for exegesis there. |
Christianity Etc › Re: All Christians Will Fail This Question. by Funaki: 11:11am On Jun 23, 2019 |
Dafemich: Everlasting life is the life of heaven. When you believe in the Lord Jesus, you are assured of heaven. It is the desire of God that everyone makes heaven. God so loved us, that he doesn't want us to perish, so he gave us a life that make us not come to death in condemnation, but be passed to life, when we believe in the Lord Jesus ( John 5:24). But we are here in this world that has the devil in it. When you believe in the Lord Jesus, God didn't take you away from this world, we are still living in this wicked world where the devil is in charge. this was what the Lord Jesus said in John chapter 17. when he said, he has given us the word and the world hate us. The Lord Jesus has given us the word. We have been assured of heaven, but we are still living in this world. So how do we that believe in the Lord Jesus live in this world, that is full of hatred from the devil to us. That is when God now give us eternal life. His own life. Read John 3:14-15. The Lord Jesus said, as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, so will the son of man be lifted up, and any body that believe in the Lord Jesus when he is lifted up, will have eternal life. here he didn't say you will have everlasting life, but eternal life. Read John 6:50-57. But there is one thing about Everlasting life and eternal life. Everlasting life comes by believing, but eternal life, comes by knowing. I would stop here for now. Everlasting life and eternal life means the same thing. It's the KJV translation that caused the confusion. In the original Greek lexicon, both "everlasting" and "eternal" are translated from the same Greek word "aionios". It means forever, everlasting or perpetual. The "eternal" in John 3:15 and the "everlasting" in John 3:16 are the same thing, the same word. Don't let bible translation confuse you. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Noah : The Real Story - Joseph Prince Sermon Notes by Funaki: 10:26am On Jun 23, 2019 |
calebbintus: Most ppl don't understand God. Look human knowledge cannot decipher God. Both the Christian and the Atheist are of God. You both do nit and cannot understand him. He is beyond human comprehension. He clearly said it "My ways are not your ways" "The wisdom of man is foolishNess to God". Human knowledge cannot decipher God but we have many pastors all over trying to explain their own version of God. Are they not humans too? If God is mysterious like you said, that means nobody knows him. We're all just speculating. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Be A Pastor? by Funaki: 10:07am On Jun 23, 2019 |
Dantedasz: I understand this. What I don't understand is Christians arguing blindly that the Bible is not a sexist book or debating that the Bible is not condescending or degrading towards women. The evidence is staring you right I'm the eyes in your manual of regulations! The problem is that Christians do not even know the contents of their Bible especially the women. Any woman that has read the Bible herself and understands what she read will immediately realise she can NOT be a Christian because she will never be able to keep to the injunctions or standards of the Bible. The bible is sexist, just like any other books written 2000 years ago. Even some books written 50 years ago are not socially acceptable. That's why some movie adaptation of books try to change the characters to fit the society today. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Noah : The Real Story - Joseph Prince Sermon Notes by Funaki: 10:02am On Jun 23, 2019 |
grrr: God regreted creating man because He gave man a freewill. God has no autority over mans freewill. He gave everyone the opportunity to decide what they wanted. Many did not choose God, His laws and His ways which made God regret ever creating man.
That is why after making that statement in the Old testament, He decided to help man out of devils grip by sending His only begotten son to redeem the world. Thats why in this dispensation, you will never see where God made such a statement as everyone has a choice to be redeemed and He is constantly working out salvation for everyone.
Just think of it this way. We have all been there at a point where you helped someone who really needed help and the person turned back to betray you, wont you regret it? he gave man freewill and he already had the foreknowledge of what he would use the freewill to do. So why should he regret? If you know someone is a confirm thief, but you still went ahead to make the person a treasurer in your organization, will you regret when you already know what to expect? That's man, not even God that has foreknowledge of all things. |
Christianity Etc › Re: All Christians Will Fail This Question. by Funaki: 9:50am On Jun 23, 2019 |
kmcutez: Epic Fail. More research is needed.  that's why I said according to the bible. Luke 10:29, 36-37 KJV But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour? ... [36] Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? [37] And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise. There's a reason the Samaritan was used as the good guy and the priest and levites were the bad guys in the parable . The Jews always saw the Samaritans as their enemies. But the teaching was trying to correct the notion of not stereotyping. A Samaritan can be a neighbor of the jew. |
Christianity Etc › Re: All Christians Will Fail This Question. by Funaki: 9:26am On Jun 23, 2019 |
kmcutez: You should do more research and find out who your neighbor is. Not everyone is your neighbor.
At least the Fulani know who their neighbors are. Lolz. They are ahead of the game. well, according to the bible, Your neighbor is anyone you can help at anytime. The good Samaritan was the neighbor of the guy that was robbed. They didn't know each other before. They've never met. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Most Christians Don't Have The Capacity To Perform Miracles by Funaki: 8:26am On Jun 23, 2019 |
titigenius: also concerning the lame man at the beautiful gate i would have loved to reveal how his faith played a part in his healing but you still would not accept the guy had no faith to be healed. He was only expecting money, he was not expecting miracle. Acts 3 [2] And a certain man lame from his mother's womb was carried, whom they laid daily at the gate of the temple which is called Beautiful, to ask alms of them that entered into the temple; [3] Who seeing Peter and John about to go into the temple asked an alms. [4] And Peter, fastening his eyes upon him with John, said, Look on us. [5] And he gave heed unto them, expecting to receive something of them. [6] Then Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have give I thee: In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk. |
Christianity Etc › Re: All Christians Will Fail This Question. by Funaki: 8:18am On Jun 23, 2019 |
Dafemich: It means, when you accept and believe in the Lord Jesus, you will be given the life of heaven. You will be assured of heaven. But everlasting life is different from eternal life. I can share more on this, but I don't want to derail this thread how's everlasting life different from eternal life? |
Christianity Etc › Re: All Christians Will Fail This Question. by Funaki: 8:16am On Jun 23, 2019 |
kmcutez: Not true. God hated Esau, but loved Jacob. Only instruction was to love God and your neighbor, not everyone. who's your neighbor? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Be A Pastor? by Funaki: 8:14am On Jun 23, 2019 |
Dantedasz: What's the difference then? I don't see any difference between the standards of Christianity and Islam. Both are sexist and degrading towards women.  what do you expect? the books in the bible were written more than 2000 years ago, women are still struggling with equality in 2019 and you want to compare this with 2000 years ago. Even women started voting like 2 centuries ago. I don't think any of Jesus' early followers would've supported women's suffrage. That's just the society the lived in then. |
Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Difference Between The Spirit And The Soul? by Funaki: 7:35am On Jun 23, 2019 |
nairaland pastors should be invited. But they'll never give you a unified answer.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Be A Pastor? by Funaki: 7:28am On Jun 23, 2019 |
Uyi168: Yahweh never had plans of creating woman in the first place.. For other creatures, he created two, male and female.. When he came to man, he only created only Adam.. Adam's loneliness is what actually prompted him to have a rethink.. there are like 2 accounts of man creation. Genesis 1 account was a little different from Genesis 2 account. Genesis 1:26-27 KJV And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. [27] So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. man is both male and female, according to genesis 1. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Noah : The Real Story - Joseph Prince Sermon Notes by Funaki: 9:38pm On Jun 22, 2019 |
but how could God regret creating men when he knew their abilities? The bible said God knows all things, he knew the end from the beginning. How was he shocked by the actions of men during Noah's time? |
Sports › Re: Fernando Torres Announces Retirement From Football by Funaki: 9:34pm On Jun 22, 2019 |
temigreat: Love d goal he scored against barca for Chelsea in champion league most memorable Torres moment in Chelsea |
Celebrities › Re: Pictures of Tonto Dikeh's 34th Year Birthday Celebration. by Funaki: 7:46pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
what happened to her waist?
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Shoots Down US Drone Aircraft by Funaki: 10:21pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
Pharaoh4rin: I'm very sure u are from d north. U guys always take side with those Arabs wether good or bad. Oshofre They're Persians, not Arabs. Persians and Arabs are not even friendly with one another. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Worker Removed After Punching Holes In His Pastor's Testimony by Funaki: 5:17pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
but one popular pastor has given this kind of testimony before  |
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari Biography, Profile, Age Of NNPC GMD by Funaki: 1:39pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
bentwood85: I love the northerners... Just B.Sc certificate and he is doing very... They help themselves alot... Come down to the southern part of Nigeria... Before they listen to you, one has to present at least a m.sc certificate.. they're not plenty in the north. You can't compare the number of BSc graduates in a State like Ogun and somewhere like Kebbi. |
Christianity Etc › Re: God's Role In Choice Of A Life Partner And Marriage For Christians by Funaki: 1:29pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
Wordson: I will not exchange words with u because I am too big for dat... Argue with ur Ancestors But you started the word exchange. Who cares about you before?
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is The Idea Of Heaven Appealing To You? by Funaki: 3:48pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
tintingz: So you don't know?
Muslim heaven,
- Having good time with sexy virgins - Everlasting erection - Drink wine, milk and merry - Praise Allah - Wealth
Etc.
This will be for eternity. how did billions of people fall for this kind of scam?
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Politics › Re: Governor Zulum Visits Bomb Blast Victims In Borno Hospital (Photos) by Funaki: 8:20pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
[quote author=lexy2014 post=79421855][/quote]Thank you!! In 4 years , it's still the same class of people that'll still come back to rule. |
Christianity Etc › Re: God's Role In Choice Of A Life Partner And Marriage For Christians by Funaki: 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Wordson: and quit ur mundane thoughts.. Spirits don't Av reproductive organs like fleshy beings do... D essence of d reproductive organs for procreation nothing more.. And since spirits don't procreate dey don't need genitals..God has both male and female qualities dats exactly what I meant.. He can be as gentle and multi-tasking as a woman and be as strong and fierce as a man.. So get some sense!  shut the fvck up, doofus. Which of your prophets in the bible referred to God as female? They all called him father. Are there no feminine gods in the bible referred to as "goddess". No god in the bible was bigender, it's male or female. The apostles in the new testament called him father. Jesus Called him father, even in all his parables, he represented God as a man. When he supposedly came down to earth as a Human being, he came as a man (except Jesus was bigender with both prick and vjay). Your bible that has low tolerance for the female gender, who will risk his life to refer to God as a female? Even the most liberal of your apostles said it's a shame for women to speak in the church. Another one said women are weaker vessels. And you think those guys saw god as a female. So, it's you that should buy some sense, dingbat.
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Christianity Etc › Re: God's Role In Choice Of A Life Partner And Marriage For Christians by Funaki: 9:26pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
Zoharariel: I was at the MFM Region 71 Olowora (behind sweet sensation) today just to relieve boredom.
And we were treated to one of G.Os old video messages via a projector titled: "The Role of Effective Parenting" or something along that line.
The message was brief & concise. The General Overseer talked about how he once had a program with the "MFM Teenage Church" and how he interviewed some of them afterwards.
He said some teenagers confessed to him how some fathers - who are church members were sleeping with their daughters and how some mothers were being battered by their husbands.
He said, there are no delinquent children but delinquent parents.
So after the G. O's video message finished playing. The resident Pastor asked the congregation if anybody has any question to ask?
And someone wrote down a question and sent it to the pulpit through an Usher.
The question reads: Sir, I have a fiancé who was a virgin, and God confirmed to both of us through prayers that we should go ahead with our marriage plans but unfortunately my fiancé was raped recently and she is pregnant.
Sir, what should I do? 
The resident pastor did not answer the question. Rather, he threw open the questions to the congregation.
Gentlemen, you needed to see & hear the kind of nonsense talk coming out from some sheeples mouth. 
A female choir leader collected the microphone from the Usher and said:
Well, since they have already prayed and God has given them the green light to marry themselves, the guy should comfort the lady and allow her to give birth to the baby and then go ahead to marry her - since God knows best and it wasn't the fault of the lady to get raped.
73% of the congregation (who are women) responded by giving her a round of applause. 
I wanted to pick up the canoe-shaped shoe of the guy sitting next to me, gazette the medulla oblongata of the bastard that gave that response and fling it in her direction before collecting the microphone and asking everybody why Yahweh, the mai-suya of burnt offerings & sacrifices could not have foreseen the rape issue & prevent it in the first instance - but Orunmila quickly cautioned me to comport myself if I did not want to be lynched. 
Me? The Araakangudu (thunderchief) of Ijebuland and the official spokesperson of the irunmoles to father the seed of a rapist? A bastard? 
Sopona will kill Yahweh wherever he is hiding up there in the sky for brainwashing my fellow Afrikans!  well, the answer is easy to give. But ask their so called brothers, they won't do it. Even when they give themselves "bele", most of them abort it, not to even mention when the thing is from a rapist. |
Christianity Etc › Re: God's Role In Choice Of A Life Partner And Marriage For Christians by Funaki: 9:17pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
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