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PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:17pm On Jun 13, 2019
SillyMods:
Which figures in card reader?

Card reader was only used to read the voters card for accreditation and not for voting.
the results were sent with the card readers after election at collation centers
Christianity EtcRe: Mad Woman Slap Pastor Trying To Deliver Her Photo And Video by Funaki: 8:16pm On Jun 13, 2019
shadeyinka:
A point of Correction.
The "pastor" may not be fake at all. The thing he has attempted to do is simply beyond the level of his faith and unfortunately, he wasn't given the grace for it at that particular time.

Faith is a spiritual currency .The fact that you have N10,000 in your pocket does not mean you can walk into a car show room and purchase a car. Yes, you have money BUT for that car you want, you need like N12million.

The pastor was simply attempting to purchase a miracle for which his faith (Spiritual currency) was totally inadequate

I commend him what: it takes courage to do what he attempted AND anyone who has no liver to do the same shouldn't castigate him in any form.

Shalom
Matthew 17:20 KJV
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

Mark 11:23-24 KJV
For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith. [24] Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them , and ye shall have them.

There's no currency with faith, that's not biblical wink wink

There's a time I was really into that Mark 11:23,24. I think I just finished a series about faith by Kenneth Hagin. The message was "powerful". He really explained faith. You just need to believe to make things happen. But when I wanted to practise what I just learnt, the thing didn't work. I was really vexed because I believed 100% with my heart. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: All For Naija Na Jesus. by Funaki: 8:14pm On Jun 13, 2019
HappyPagan:
Pastor dey collect tithe on God behalf
Gabriel dey count the naira, fly am go heaven,
Window of heaven open, Elijah throw down fire
Fire blow, private jet appear, God's word is Yea and Amen.
what?

SportsRe: Hazard Wearing New Real Madrid Kit by Funaki: 8:08pm On Jun 13, 2019
how many Hazard story on fp now? angry angry

EducationRe: AAU Students Hold Their Lecturers Hostage For Seizing Their Apple Watches Before by Funaki: 2:46pm On Jun 13, 2019
planned expo
TravelRe: Badagry Expressway Bad Road: The Pains, Agony And Trauma Of Road Users by Funaki: 2:42pm On Jun 13, 2019
they should be using canoe
Christianity EtcRe: How God Created Light by Funaki: 12:36pm On Jun 13, 2019
budaatum:
I only know of one sun. The capitalisation was an error.

Are there separate suns? One in heaven and one for the earth? Which is Jesus and what's the other?

PoliticsRe: Governor Ihedioha Surrenders Himself To Be Searched At the Airport (Photo) by Funaki: 8:54am On Jun 13, 2019
Kingosytex:
there is nothing like humility there, that was the protocol. i believe every other person was searched so that is no big deal...
he's not a human being

CrimeRe: Man Beats His Wife For Abandoning Their Baby To Club, Blasts Her Friend by Funaki: 8:46am On Jun 13, 2019
nairalanduseles:
I fear for this country when people like comments like this
.....if she had a black belt will he touch her or if she was a personal .....he is very wrong he can file for divorce if he is fed up......NEVER HIT A WOMAN ....NO EXCUSE
the guy is a coward. He's flexing his muscles. Let him try it with a fellow able man. I don't know why people always justify physical assault.
Christianity EtcRe: If God Really Loves Us, Why Did He Permit So Much Evil ? by Funaki: 8:05am On Jun 13, 2019
Trust2001:
Death is not wickedness because everyone deserves it and life on the other side is 999999… way better than this life so its not something to be scared of but something to be anxious for
why do people pray to God for protection from death and they give testimony when they have a near death experience. E.g, only one person survives in a bus accident, the person will go for thanksgiving in church for protection of life. Does that make sense with your belief?
Christianity EtcRe: This Needs Urgent Attention: Does GOD Forgive Suicide? by Funaki: 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2019
the person wants to ask for forgiveness before committing the offense? what kind of practice is that? You can just ask for forgiveness before doing anything bad and get away with it.

Christianity EtcRe: I Have Cured More Than 50 HIV Patients With My Spiritual Water – Brother Sammy by Funaki: 9:44am On Jun 12, 2019
It can cure diabetes,hepatitis B, Gonorrhoea, Asthma and Cancer.

Christianity EtcRe: Religion Vs Science: Check The Scores Here by Funaki: 9:29am On Jun 12, 2019
realmindz:
Nice topic, I was about creating same when I saw this one, all heads are connected grin.

Now let me add to this,
I've asked religious people severally;
If the following miracle were ever to occur, where will the happen, the church or medical science approach

1. A blind man seeing
2. a deaf man hearing
3. An amputee growing back a limb.

We all know these miracles don't happen no where else other than scientific approach.

Church miracles are staged otherwise it would be reported on CNN.

The best solution/miracles with evidences and facts we have gotten so far today are all through medical researches not prayer warriors
When they "heal" a mad man or a cripple, it'll always be reported by "a certain Facebook user". With the number of fake news on Facebook.

Christianity EtcRe: Muslim Imams & Traditionalists Surrender Their Lives To Christ In Abuja(photos) by Funaki: 10:05pm On Jun 10, 2019
respect80:
More like the "no true Scott man" slogan
Christians use that a lot. Check any thread that says A Christian converted to another religion. Most of the Christian will say "he/she isn't a true Christian".
Christianity EtcRe: Muslim Imams & Traditionalists Surrender Their Lives To Christ In Abuja(photos) by Funaki: 5:55pm On Jun 10, 2019
they were not true Muslims

Christianity EtcRe: Cherrypicking of christians by Funaki: 6:33am On Jun 10, 2019
I know Christians cherrypick a lot, it's in their DNA grin grin. But I hardly know any Christian that supports abortion. I know some of their females do it, but they hardly publicly support it. Most anti abortion groups are made up of conservative Christians.
Christianity EtcRe: What If God Was The Evil One? by Funaki: 6:27am On Jun 10, 2019
thank you. we only know one side of the story. Lucifer should give us his own account. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Isaac Idahosa Dancing Zanku Legwork During Sunday Service by Funaki: 6:23am On Jun 10, 2019
when you know that Sunday alert will soon enter

Christianity EtcRe: Thread To Activate Spiritual Defence Against Gun And Knife. by Funaki: 6:22am On Jun 10, 2019
Irunmole1:
There are native doctors more powerful than kings and obas because without the Awos there won't be any king.

Now back in time. Our own Awo sold us out.powerful spiritual men, there are many things in history most recent people don't know. Even some elders don't know the complete.

I don't have that time to reflect on that
how did the awos sell us out? They gave the British a neutralizer or what?

This thing wasn't that long ago, just end of 19th century. The British wanted benin empire for its riches but the Oba was forming "strong head". The British arranged 1200 men and they laid siege to the city, burnt and looted it.
What's your own version?

And why can't the kings till today recover the loot from Europe? someone from Benin can just "teleport" to British museum and recover our stolen artifacts. We should be practical about these things, it's not just by mouth, don't you think?
Christianity EtcRe: Thread To Activate Spiritual Defence Against Gun And Knife. by Funaki: 8:52pm On Jun 09, 2019
IkalaiyeLOTO:
It would surprise you to know that some soldiers use charms.
We all have different beliefs, some believe in prayer, some believe in talisman, some believe in Alfas and remember obasanjo talk on Atiku and his beliefs in "marabouts" (pardon the spelling) ,
Top government officials like politicians,judges, policemen etc Uses charms , maybe you are waiting for the government to confirm to you! grin
why didn't our fore fathers use it to defeat the British? Jaja of Opobo, Oba of Benin and the rest were humiliated with "sakabula" guns. Those kings are/were referred to as demigods, they're supposed to be very powerful spiritually, but they were easily defeated and their lands were looted. Some were even banished
Christianity EtcRe: Thread To Activate Spiritual Defence Against Gun And Knife. by Funaki: 8:30pm On Jun 09, 2019
Irunmole1:
You can't force people to use what they don't want. I have a blood brother who does not like all these African spiritual things to him it is pure evil. I have tested, cutlass, gun and even afeeri charms in his presence but still he doesn't want it. He said over his dead body he doesn't want to be involve in this bla bla that he ista xtian bla bla.

Whose fault is it now.
let me test cutlass on you abeg

Christianity EtcRe: Thread To Activate Spiritual Defence Against Gun And Knife. by Funaki: 2:44pm On Jun 09, 2019
hakeem4:
Believe the op at your own peril. The only thing that can stop a bullet is a bullet proof
if charms work, our soldiers will be using it as defense against Boko Haram
Christianity EtcRe: Kids Raised Going To Church Are Happier Adults, Study Finds by Funaki: 9:50am On Jun 09, 2019
lies
RomanceRe: "Relationship Is Not Marriage, Have Multiple Boyfriends" - Nigerian Slay Queen by Funaki: 8:49pm On Jun 08, 2019
true, even football coaches have second team, as backup

CrimeRe: Lesbian Couple Assaulted On London Bus After They Were Seen Kissing (Photo) by Funaki: 8:28pm On Jun 08, 2019
1Sharon:
Who told you Asians aren't known for criminality? undecided
Asian gangsters grin grin
CrimeRe: Lesbian Couple Assaulted On London Bus After They Were Seen Kissing (Photo) by Funaki: 8:25pm On Jun 08, 2019
dapadawee:
they have probably forgotten that Trump was in London to impact some senses. Trump is indeed a man of God
Trump is what?
Christianity EtcRe: Using A Very Simple Logic To Recognize The Only True Religion From God by Funaki: 5:40pm On Jun 08, 2019
UceeGod:
I'm sure you know Christianity isn't a religion even though most people who claim to be Christians erroneously believe following Christ is a religion . Our relationship with the God of the Bible isn't a mere religious formula as you Muslims practise but a living and growing fellowship with Him as revealed in Jesus Christ through His Holy Spirit Who lives in us. All religions were created by humans but the God Who genuine Christians worship as revealed in Christ did not bring religion to the world even though He sanctioned it in the Old testament era in order to make His revelations simpler and comprehensible but He has never wanted and will never need a religious relationship with His regents on earth.

So my friend, do well by removing Christianity from your list of religions.
Islam also isn't a religion angry angry
RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of A Feminist & Her Man 5 Months After He Slid Into Her DM by Funaki: 12:12pm On Jun 08, 2019
9jaBloke:
Feminism is often misinterpreted. It's simply an advocacy for fair treatment of humans irrespective of gender and the total eradication of sexism in social, religious, economic, educational and other activities.
It is not even gender sensitive. An alpha male can be a feminist so long as he actively or passively supports gender equality.

Lots of uninformed people mistake Misandry for Feminism. A true feminist advocates gender equity and gender neutrality. So let's all get rid of the sick notion that feminism translates to man-hating.

The United Nations General Assembly listed Gender Equality as one of the 17 Global goals to be achieved before the year 2030 for sustainable development in the world and here we are in Africa.

I'm a man and a feminist and I offer no apologies.
you have sense.

RomanceRe: Wedding Photos Of A Feminist & Her Man 5 Months After He Slid Into Her DM by Funaki: 12:02pm On Jun 08, 2019
nosiebaba:
God is good.. Beauty truly lies in the eyes of the beholder.
what do you mean?

Nairaland GeneralRe: Boy Weeps In The Street Of Lagos Island After No One Cared by Funaki: 11:58am On Jun 08, 2019
MrImole:
God please give me money, I need to help a lot of people!
may your prayers be answered. But beware of scammers, they prey on sincere and innocent people
Nairaland GeneralRe: Boy Weeps In The Street Of Lagos Island After No One Cared by Funaki: 11:54am On Jun 08, 2019
well, there are many like that. Some are genuine while some are not . I remember one in Unilag that begged throughout my study. From year 1 to 5. Always looking for money to do ear operation. I know the guy must have made a lot of money but he never did the "operation".
Christianity EtcRe: Church Members Carry Pastor Up In A Chair While He Preaches by Funaki: 6:07am On Jun 08, 2019
are people still dumb like this?

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