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Religion / Re: Did Pastor Chris Specifically Say 5G Is Responsible For The Deaths? by Funaki: 11:40pm On Apr 11, 2020
Maestro21:


5G definitely killed people in China.

COVID-19 did as well, but you only heard about the latter.

Do your research.

How did you know 5G killed people in Wuhan? Which research did you do?

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Politics / Re: Avoid These Newspapers, They Peddle Fake News Alot. by Funaki: 11:37pm On Apr 11, 2020
TV stations aren't newspapers

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Religion / Re: Did Pastor Chris Specifically Say 5G Is Responsible For The Deaths? by Funaki: 11:20pm On Apr 11, 2020
zionmde:

point of correction
he didn't say 5G is causing death
But he maintained there are adverse effects of 5G according to researchers
And don't discredit wat someone else has said unless u do ur due independent research and come out with an opposing view.

He said it. I don't think you even know what your pastor said.

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Religion / Re: Did Pastor Chris Specifically Say 5G Is Responsible For The Deaths? by Funaki: 11:19pm On Apr 11, 2020
onlyfacts:


I know you are smart and can comprehend well. Tell me what joy do you derive twisting the words of your pastor to suit his new stance

Lets call a spade a spade. He said it in his opening statements. He said two things are responsible for the deaths. 1. Where the 5G are tested or turned on many people have died. That was a complete statement. No addition or subtraction was made on that by him. and 2. He said also that deaths are due to people who have the flu being counted with people that have COVID-19. As such people with the flu won't get treatment and die.

So why are you lying

How will I take you serious now!

He said in the second video when he was sitting down that the virus didn't kill people in Wuhan, that it's the 5G.

That guy just wants to lie for his pastor

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Religion / Re: Did Pastor Chris Specifically Say 5G Is Responsible For The Deaths? by Funaki: 11:17pm On Apr 11, 2020
zionmde:


He said
"What are killing the people?"
Where those 5G are turned on, more people are dying"
what he said is true, check the countries with highest death rate
did he say "5G is killing them"? No
it's just like saying more people are dying where the temperature is low
would u now say it's d low temperature dat is killing them?


Oga, he said "what killed people in Wuhan China is not the virus, it was the 5G"

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Religion / Re: This Is Why There's A God, See Story Of Bible That Leaked 2-6 Gallon Of Oil Per by Funaki: 11:10pm On Apr 11, 2020
hahn:


Crude oil, palm oil, vegetable oil, engine oil, olive oil.....?

Can you be more specific please?

cbd oil grin
Religion / Re: Coronavirus Healed In Spain By God Of Chosen (pix) by Funaki: 4:29pm On Apr 11, 2020
OtemAtum:
Lol, this is one of the recovered cases, now Chosen Church is claiming the glory grin
Lol, when thousands have recovered from the sickness without prayer. I thought the guy was taken to the pastor's house for healing.

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Religion / Re: Experts In Nigeria Agrees That Covid 19 Is Fiasco by Funaki: 10:24pm On Apr 10, 2020
Maestro21:


So why is the world not talking about heart diseases that kill more?

In the US, between January to March, Flu should have killed a lot of people like it has always been in 2019, 2018 etc.

What happened to the Flu deaths in 2020? Nobody is dying of the flu anymore.

Look up Deborah Birx. She has your answer.

Who told you flu hasn't killed people this year? Is it because the news stations aren't reporting it like the covid 19?

Flu is seasonal from around October to end of March. So the data is mostly analysed per season.

Besides, flu has vaccine and it's not a new viral infection unlike covid 19.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris::5g Is Not Corona Virus by Funaki: 6:23am On Apr 08, 2020
The biggest blunder was him saying FG locked down Abuja and Lagos because of installation of 5G equipment.

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Religion / Re: Kenneth Copeland Calls Forth 'Supernatural Heatwave' To Kill Coronavirus In NYC by Funaki: 8:55pm On Apr 07, 2020
He looks scary

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus And 5G: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Addresses Conspiracy Theory (Video by Funaki: 11:47am On Apr 06, 2020
Fuckdem:
you have said it all.... WhatsApp has turned to a tool for peddling rumours...just take a look at what someone sent me last night
This particular WhatsApp broadcast has been circulating for years.

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Religion / Re: Uncovered! Corona Is The Code Name For The Mark Of The Beast (666) by Funaki: 11:27pm On Apr 05, 2020
Ebonyitvnews:
WHO declared COVID-19 a pandemic on 11 March 2020. Since then, many theories have emerged on the real cause of the pandemic.

A facebook user Comr Chukwu Ogbu made a mathematical modeling of CORONA and come up with a shocking result of 666.

This recent discovery have left many people with different opinion concerning the mark of the beast which is clearly stated in the bible.

According to the last book in the Bible, 666 is the number, or name, of the wild beast with seven heads and ten horns that comes out of the sea. (Revelation 13:​1, 17, 18) This beast is a symbol of the worldwide political system, which rules over “every tribe and people and tongue and nation.” (Revelation 13:7) The name 666 identifies the political system as a gross failure in God’s sight. How?

Those behind the coronavirus have affirmed the word of GOD, they are now ruling over the world, they have created a pandemic, they have ordered for closure of churches and mosques. There political system and new world order is a gross failure and abomination before God.

It is time to repent because the second coming of Christ is near!


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Religion / Re: Pastors Are Not Meant To Cure Corona Virus. by Funaki: 7:34am On Apr 05, 2020
But they're meant to cure cancer, diabetes, HIV, hypertension.

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Religion / Re: I Stand Against The Total Closure Of Worship Center by Funaki: 7:30am On Apr 05, 2020
Is church an essential business?
Religion / Re: This Is Not A Virus, It's Anti-christ. – Revealed By Pastor Chris by Funaki: 7:36pm On Apr 04, 2020
Pope John Paul II is no more the antichrist. Osama bin Laden is no more the antichrist. Obama is no more the antichrist. Christians always looking for antichrist
Religion / Re: Wiseman Daniel Starts His Own Ministry Independently Of TB Joshua by Funaki: 9:59am On Apr 04, 2020
Time to open your own shop grin grin

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Religion / Re: Was The Tower Of Babel A Literal Tower? by Funaki: 8:42am On Apr 03, 2020
Dantedasz:
3 And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

4 And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.

5 And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.


Genesis chapter 11 verses 3-5 is certainly self explanatory that this was a physical building because the fable writers ignorantly believed that an old man with a long white beard lived in the sky.

And the Lord came down to see.

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Religion / Re: I Believe In Conditional Security and Once Saved Always Saved by Funaki: 9:41pm On Apr 02, 2020
solite3:
In the old testament sacrifices must be made continuously for the remision of sins.

the sacrifice has being made once and for all unlike in the old testament when it is done repeatedly.

Jesus is still the high priest in heavenly temple, Hence we are told to come to the throne of mercy so our need could be met.

In the old testament, the high priest stand ministering before the altar he had to make atonement and confess the sins of the previous year, He repeats this every year but in the new testament Christ offer's himself as sin offering once for all and offer eternal forgiveness to the past sin. This is the perfection he is talking about.

But it does not mean we cannot sin but John said if any sin he has an advocate with the father Jesus the righteous, and also.

1 John 1:7
But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

The blood of Jesus cleanse us from every sin as long as we are in the light as Jesus is.

I do not agree with the OSAS that there is no condition to security but what the bible teaches is that there is condition.

Sounds the same to me.

Old testament: God was forgiving people per their confession.
New testament: God is forgiving people per their confession.

This is what you just explained.

At the bolded "eternal forgiveness to the past sin", where did the Bible ever say the forgiveness of Jesus was for past sins only?

Romans 5:8-10 KJV
But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. [9] Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him. [10] For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life.

This passage does not agree with the idea that Jesus forgave only past sins. If someone can die for you when you were his enemy, how then will you say he can allow you to fall away for a mistake you commit when you are already reconciled to him? If you are my enemy, you hated me very much but I still love you. When you now become my friend, what can you do that'll make me disown you?

And by the way, who supposed to maintain salvation? The saved or the saviour? Who's in charge of the safety of the sheep? The sheep itself or the shepherd?
Religion / Re: Corona Virus Covid-19 Enough"stay Now Thine Hand" Bishop David Oyedepo by Funaki: 7:56pm On Apr 02, 2020
Why do Christians always attach sickness to a spirit or demon? undecided undecided undecided
Religion / Re: Here Is The Reason My God Won't Lift The Corona Plague From The World. by Funaki: 7:48pm On Apr 02, 2020
Reality11:
Pastors can cure and heal people who are suffering from malaria, BP, Tuberculosis, Typhoid and so on through prayers. This is because this diseases have drugs and thos e people were actually taking drugs but attribute the result to prayers.

But

Pastors and their prayers cant cure or heal Covik-19 patients because it has no vaccine or drugs yet. But when scientists finally developed the drugs, vaccine and it becomes curable by simply taking the drugs then thats when prayers would start healing it.


Continue deceiving yourselves that prayer can heal and cure.

You over sabi

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Religion / Re: Why Religion Will Be Useful When Teaching "Satire" As A Figure Of Speech by Funaki: 7:38pm On Apr 02, 2020
kingxsamz:


Is there peace in Nigeria?
Is there order in Nigeria?
Do you think you live in a society?

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Religion / Re: I Believe In Conditional Security and Once Saved Always Saved by Funaki: 5:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
solite3:
The bible clearly states in Ephesians 2 vv 5,8 including many other verses of the scriptures that salvation is by faith in Christ, that is, if we believe on Jesus and his work for us on the cross we then we have eternal life.

According to the scripture, eternal life does not just mean to live for every but eternal life is God.

1 John 5:20
And we know that the Son of God is come, and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in his Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life.

When we believe on Jesus our past sins are forgiven, we are given a new status, then we are recreated through our union with God and because we are united with God we have eternal life

Romans 5:10
For if, when we were enemies, we were reconciled to God by the death of his Son, much more, being reconciled, we shall be saved by his life.


2 Peter 1:4
Whereby are given unto us exceeding great and precious promises: that by these ye might be partakers of the divine nature, having escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.


why I do not believe once saved always saved
Most of the time, the argument from those who believe in OSAS
Is that Jesus said he would not lose anyone the father has given to him and the book of Romans that said that nothing can separate us from the love of God yes only if we abide in him.


There is a problem if we isolate a single verse and try to build a doctrine around it.
Take this verse for example,

John 14:13
And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son.

Some one might build a doctrine around this verse by saying because Jesus said whatsoever you ask in his name you will recieve, but in the book of James we are told that it is only when we are in his will.
Although Jesus does not state the condition in that verse but it exist in another verse and dont also forget that when the disciples were trying to cast out demons, they could not even when the used the name of Jesus until Jesus told them that they need to fast.
You see that it is dangerous to build a doctrine around a single verse.

Through out scriptures, there are warnings, examples on the possibility of believers falling away from the faith.
Unbelievers can fall away from faith because the never had it in the first place.

The condition for security is to abide in Christ.

John 15:5
I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.

As long as we remain in Christ we are saved and washed from our sins.
For example if we refuse to acknowledge our sins or confess them to God it will be clear we have departed from the truth. Jesus is the truth, the way and the life, so if we are not in his truth we will be cut off from him.
If we do not abide in his doctrine/teaching/commandments then we have departed from him, this does not mean sinless perfection but as long as we abide in him the Spirit will help us to grow into maturity and we would be cleanse from even stain of sin and unrighteousness so that when Jesus comes he would receive us. Jesus is coming for a clean and spotless church, he is not coming to die for sins again he has already done that.

If you want to be prepared for his coming(the rapture) or to end up with him after this earthly life, my friend abide in him.

For believers abide in Christ, for unbelievers believe on Jesus christ, and follow him.
Remain Rapture ready.



What's the difference between this and the old testament?

In the old testament, their sins were forgiven whenever the high priest makes supplication for them.

What's the point of Jesus dying and resurrecting if the old and the new are pretty much the same? I thought the new testament sacrifice for sin is once for all?

Please explain this passage in Hebrews. What was the writer talking about?

Hebrews 10:10-14 KJV
By the which will we are sanctified through the offering of the body of Jesus Christ once for all. [11] And every priest standeth daily ministering and offering oftentimes the same sacrifices, which can never take away sins: [12] But this man, after he had offered one sacrifice for sins for ever, sat down on the right hand of God; [13] From henceforth expecting till his enemies be made his footstool. [14] For by one offering he hath perfected for ever them that are sanctified.

I'm ready to learn. Give me the full explanation like I'm a student of bible school sad angry angry
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Germany To Donate N2.2 Billion To Nigeria by Funaki: 4:15pm On Apr 02, 2020
abumeinben:
Good...

We all know Schneider Electric is trying to buy DISCOs. This may mean they started paying.

Remember where Abba Kyari got it from and why he was there?

Schneider isn't German. You mean Siemens?
Politics / Re: 800 Billion Naira Will Be Needed To Pay 40 Million BVN Registered Accounts A Tot by Funaki: 2:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
Zikyke:


Okay Sir,

How much do you think 200 million persons will get when they share 1 billion?

We know they will not share anything, but let's just assume.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: 70 Percent Of Those Who Tested Positive Are Males- Ehanire by Funaki: 8:14pm On Apr 01, 2020
themosthigh:
This is because most of the victims are those with very low immunity. Males have lower immunity due to rampart drinking, smoking and most of all mastubation. It is a know scientific face that masturbation decrease immunity, leads to bald head and results in weakness of memory and constant feeling of tiredness and lack of co Concentration.

Which scientific fact?

Post the paper or journal here, let's see

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Religion / Re: Who Holds The Atheist Accountable? by Funaki: 8:09pm On Apr 01, 2020
Mariangeles:


No. Those are your very own words!
Don't distort words to suit your argument.

The thief at Jesus' right hand went to paradise, remember? And his victims that didn't believe Jesus will definitely go to hell.

You can literally kill and rape people and just confess to God and everything will be forgotten. But a secular society doesn't work like that.

The lady that stabbed her husband to death will have been forgiven and gone scot free if the judge was God.

My point; there's no accountability with "God" when you can commit an offense and the next minute everything is forgiven and forgotten just by your confession.

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Religion / Re: Who Holds The Atheist Accountable? by Funaki: 5:48pm On Apr 01, 2020
Mariangeles:
When challenges arise, the atheists are quick to judge and point fingers, especially at Christians, about what they should do, shouldn't do, should've done, and so forth...
They talk and mock God with reckless abandon, without making any contributions to humanity themselves.
The atheists criticize religion and religious people, but these are the same people that rise to action when situation demands it, because it's an obligation that needs to be fulfilled, without which they'd be held accountable.

Now, the question is: DO ATHEISTS HAVE THAT SAME SENSE OF OBLIGATION TO HUMANITY?
WHO OR WHAT DO THEY OWE ACCOUNTABILITY?
IF NOT, WHY DO THEY CRITICIZE OTHERS THAT DO?

Hypothetically:
A theist can rape an atheist boy to death. He'll ask for forgiveness on his death bed and go to heaven while the atheist boy goes to hell. That's the kind of accountability you're talking about right?
Family / Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 3:16pm On Apr 01, 2020
Donaldoni:


They are isolated cases like we have up till today. George W. Bush's parents were also cousins... embarassed

They don't nullify the sexual regulations clearly stated in Deuteronomy. They are remain incest! sad

Where did Deuteronomy say cousins shouldn't marry?

Give me the verse.

The only closed relationships mentioned in the bible where marriage is prohibited were:

Daughter/son
Stepchildren
Aunt (uncle)
Sister or half-sister (brother)
Stepsisters (step brother)
Daughter-in-law (son in law)
Granddaughter (grandson)
Step-granddaughter (step granddaughter)

Bible never mentioned that marriage between you and the child of your uncle or aunt is prohibited. If it's in your Bible, show me.
Sports / Re: Who Is Really Nigeria's Greatest Footballer? by Funaki: 11:25am On Apr 01, 2020
Yakubu is the greatest
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 381 Die In UK In 24 Hours by Funaki: 11:18am On Apr 01, 2020
kelvindj98:

If Africans don't die, you can carry a gun and start killing them.
Some people actually want Nigerians to die. They're surprised why Nigerians aren't dying like the cases in Italy and US.

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Family / Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 9:36am On Apr 01, 2020
Donaldoni:


Please show me where... embarassed

Joshua 15:16-17 NKJV
16 And Caleb said, “He who attacks Kirjath Sepher and takes it, to him I will give Achsah my daughter as wife.” 17 So Othniel the son of Kenaz, the brother of Caleb, took it; and he gave him Achsah his daughter as wife.

1 Chronicles 23:21-22 NKJV
21 The sons of Merari were Mahli and Mushi. The sons of Mahli were Eleazar and Kish. 22 And Eleazar died, and had no sons, but only daughters; and their brethren, the sons of Kish, took them as wives.
Family / Re: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2020
Donaldoni:
@youngvikthor

All those telling you to mind your business are either into incest or about to.

Don't mind them!

The book of Deuteronomy in the Bible have clear regulations as to who a man can have sexual relations with without committing incest.

After the regulations were given incestual relationships never happened again in the he Bible.

Incest including sexxx with cousins is a sin!!

Na lie!!! People married their cousins after Deuteronomy

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