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FamilyRe: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 10:49pm On Mar 31, 2020
Mariangeles:
I swear... grin
Edit please embarassed
Done
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 10:37pm On Mar 31, 2020
[quote author=Mariangeles post=87972256][/quote]your aunt's daughter is your cousin. Your sibling's (brother or sister) daughter is your niece.
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 9:34pm On Mar 31, 2020
Glink2018:
Are you downplaying the abominable sin called incest? I think it is better to obey the commandment than to test God. Because you don't know what might happen thereafter.
Anyway, You have the right to rationalize it but after for me, it's an abominable sin. I can't try it.
I just quoted a passage that clearly said some ladies in the bible married their cousins or you didn't see it or it's not in your own Bible?

It is a common practice for ladies in a family of only females (if there's no male child) to marry their cousins so they can keep their father's inheritance in the same family since females weren't entitled to inheritance in the past. Another example is 1Chronicles 23:21,22

1 Chronicles 23:21-22 NKJV
21 The sons of Merari were Mahli and Mushi. The sons of Mahli were Eleazar and Kish. 22 And Eleazar died, and had no sons, but only daughters; and their brethren, the sons of Kish, took them as wives.

It is okay to have your personal opinion about it. But according to the bible, cousin marriage isn't a taboo.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: List Of Items Donated By Oyedepo Of Winners Chapel To Ogun & Lagos by Funaki: 9:15pm On Mar 31, 2020
Jayloy:
When do we as a church start publicising what we do? Is it because of social media? I thought Papa operate on the biblical principles of if your right hand gives then your left should not know. What changed?
People were demanding this. They wanted to see him donate something. He just had to do this so that they'll get off his back.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Nigeria, Total Of 139 Cases, 2 Deaths, 9 Discharged by Funaki: 9:00pm On Mar 31, 2020
timesup234:
boring and overused talk. Trump who acted on time has 200,000 confirmed cases in America
Trump didn't act on time. He was calling it a flu at the beginning. But I get your point. grin grin grin
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 8:05pm On Mar 31, 2020
Glink2018:
Is it before the law or after the law? To just read Bible in isolation.
You tell me if Numbers is before or after the law was given

Numbers 36:10-12 KJV
Even as the Lord commanded Moses, so did the daughters of Zelophehad: [11] For Mahlah, Tirzah, and Hoglah, and Milcah, and Noah, the daughters of Zelophehad, were married unto their father's brothers' sons: [12] And they were married into the families of the sons of Manasseh the son of Joseph, and their inheritance remained in the tribe of the family of their father.
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Sleeping With Our Cousin by Funaki: 5:13pm On Mar 31, 2020
Glink2018:
Your family is cursed..you better organize deliverance for the entire family. Because the effect of the curse will surely come.

None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their unclothedness: I am the Lord .
Leviticus 18:6 KJV
You can't use Bible to judge this. People married their cousins in the Bible
Christianity EtcRe: COVID-19: Reverend Father Oluoma Reacts To Suleiman's Accusation Of The Pope by Funaki: 4:53pm On Mar 31, 2020
The guy is on co co
PoliticsRe: Breaking: People In Spain Cry To God For Forgiveness, As Corona Dead Increases by Funaki: 6:06am On Mar 31, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
so let me get this straight:
your almighty god that "supposedly" created the earth and the sun and everything within that same earth...is NOT responsible for the diseases/natural disaster/illnesses/hunger/suffering/death of innocent people etc on that same earth.... but, if you pray hard enough, he will give wisdom to the doctors and scientist to find a cure for COVID-19....really?! what about the cure for HIV? what about the cure for LASSA FEVER? what about EBOLA? what about CANCER? is your invisible god in the sky such an EVIL DEMON that it is willing to let millions of innocent people die each and every year?!?!?
They've not prayed hard enough for those cures.

Christianity EtcRe: Father Abramham, Send Lazarus To Dip D Tip Of His Finger In Water Nd Cool My Ton by Funaki: 7:38pm On Mar 30, 2020
Righteousness89:
[s]And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
Luke 16:24

Up till this very moment the Richman has not had that drop of Water!!
Make Amends THISDAY so as to avoid going to Meet Him!

JESUS is Coming!
JESUS is Coming!!

Dont Make Excuses! Dont postpone your Salvation!

The life in you is not yours! Personal Raptures are Happening per Seconds..

If you Miss Heaven.... you will Beg and cry for a 2nd Chance! But it cannot be Given..

Run for your Life...
Run for your soul..

Accept JESUS CHRIST..

See our Signature if u see the need to Accept JESUS..
[/s]
How could Abraham and the rich guy communicate to the extent that he was begging that Lazarus should come and put his wet finger in his mouth? Was heaven and hell sharing fence or they're in the same compound?

Christianity EtcRe: I Have Observed Something about the Religion of Peace by Funaki: 7:37pm On Mar 30, 2020
ElasticStone:
Why is it that all the donations for mitigating COVID19 are mostly from churches, pastors, Bishops and philantropists. I have not heard of any Imam or Alfa making donations. The irony of the whole thing is that Islam is said to be a religion of peace shocked

Cc: Seun, lalasticlala, OAM4J, mynd44
Because the daddy G.O's are many times richer than the alfas.

Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus Pandemic: Men Should Turn To God For Solution by Funaki: 6:37pm On Mar 30, 2020
TonyeBarcanista:
Stop sounding unwise young man. God permits both good and evil in His own wisdom. It doesn't mean that He enjoys evil happening.
So why should we pray to God to change these things if he permits them? Isn't the purpose of prayer defeated since "God knows what's best"?
Christianity EtcRe: No Genuine Christian Can Get Any Virus by Funaki: 6:34pm On Mar 30, 2020
Molahnelson:
Any Christian born of the spirit can not contact covid-19 because he or she is impervious to disease.
As a Christian now is the time to recall your spiritual life, are you in the spirit or in the flesh ?
Genius or genuine?

PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Test Positive For Coronavirus by Funaki: 6:20pm On Mar 30, 2020
Oyo state may be worse than Lagos.
Christianity EtcRe: COVID-19 Will Go After God Has Proven Himself - Pastor Adeboye by Funaki: 7:46am On Mar 30, 2020
See talk. Why will God use death to prove himself?
PoliticsRe: Fayemi Announces 14-Day “Total Shutdown” Of Ekiti State by Funaki: 2:39pm On Mar 29, 2020
A whole state has isolation center for only 10 people. So if they're more than 10 cases, they'll be sleeping on the floor.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Best Bible Scripture? by Funaki: 7:59am On Mar 29, 2020
Proverbs 5:19 KJV
Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

Christianity EtcRe: Covid-19 And End Of Faith Healing? - Sahara Reporters by Funaki: 5:57pm On Mar 28, 2020
Faith healers are scammers. From Jim Bakker to Kenneth Copeland to Benny Hinn and their Nigerian counterparts. They're all fraudsters.

Christianity EtcRe: Tb Joshua Failed Prophecy- Lessons Learnt by Funaki: 5:54pm On Mar 28, 2020
His prophecy didn't fail, according to his followers

Christianity EtcRe: P0rnhub Donates 50,000 Masks: Churches Are Collecting Tithes Online by Funaki: 5:50pm On Mar 28, 2020
Some churches have donated stuffs too.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Something Worse May Happen In 2022- Apostle Suleman Reveals by Funaki: 5:47pm On Mar 28, 2020
Heal this one first before telling us about the one in 2022

Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: How TB Joshua Prophecy Was Fulfilled On March 27th by Funaki: 1:48am On Mar 28, 2020
It's almost 600k. One week ago it was 267k. Anybody telling you "it'll go the way it come" is lying.

Christianity EtcRe: Tb Joshua Replies Critics As He Is Live Now PICS by Funaki: 8:12pm On Mar 27, 2020
Officialgarri:
I like this man.

But I just want to see how this corona will disappear today grin

I guess his followers will say " he didn't mention the year. He just said 27th march. It could be 2030" cheesy
They said he wasn't talking about coronavirus. Maybe he was talking about malaria

Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by Funaki: 3:47pm On Mar 27, 2020
VillageGuyArts5:
But you people agreed with his prophecy about the rain washing away the virus in Wuhan . He said it in this same video.
Now tell me what he Was talking about.
Get your head out of your ass. undecided
These people are very deceptive. So the new argument now is that he wasn't talking about coronavirus

Christianity EtcRe: New USSD For Offering And Tithe In Winners Chapel. See How Much I Paid. by Funaki: 10:26am On Mar 27, 2020
tamonokare:
New USSD for offering and Tithe in Winners Chapel. See How Much I Paid. *389*30*1# for all networks. This is Oyedepo's contribution to fight Covid 19. See how much I just wired as my tithe. We always think politicians are the worst people in Nigeria but Covid 19 has exposed these criminals. While politicians are soliciting for fund for Nigerians. These thieves are thinking of how to empty us at this trying time.
What's transportation seed?

Christianity EtcRe: Pastor W.F Kumuyi Has Eventually Agreed To Visit And Cure Corona Virus Patients by Funaki: 5:42am On Mar 27, 2020
Shey Kumuyi dey do miracle ni? I've always known him for holiness and sanctification grin grin grin. He no dey do pass himself. It is TB Joshua and Chris Oyakilome that should take up the challenge.

Christianity EtcRe: Atheism And Its Myopic Reasoning by Funaki: 11:39pm On Mar 26, 2020
BeLookingIDIOT:
Religious people are only united when it comes to attacking atheists cheesy
On a normal day,they are on each other's throats.
You saw the "muslims, Christians, Hindus" collabo too grin grin

Christianity EtcRe: It's Not Yet 27th And People Are Already Giving Excuses On Behalf Of TB Joshua by Funaki: 11:36pm On Mar 26, 2020
It's like you don't know T.B Joshua's followers. This is not his first time, and his followers have never turned their backs on him before. This won't be different.

HealthRe: Coronavirus Can Be Sexually Transmitted - Osagie Ehanire, Health Minister by Funaki: 11:24pm On Mar 26, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
E don happen

Olosho no go sell this period
That's Brazilian president
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: We Will Not Let The Devil Laugh Us by Funaki: 11:03pm On Mar 26, 2020
geoworldedu:
God has told me to charge all his men to go and lay hands on all Corona Virus patients and they will all recover.
They will go to Abuja and breathe into the nostrils of all the patients as Elijah did to bring back a dead girl to life.
They will shake hands with the patients and they will recover.
This is an open letter to our well revered pastors: Oyakhilome, Pastor Oyedepo, Pastor Kumuyi, Prophet TB Joshua and Apostle Suleiman.
It is God that told me to charge you to go to Abuja and heal all Coronavirus patients there. Heed the call of God and miracle will happen in the whole Nigeria.

Who knows whether God has kept you for a Tim like this.
TB Joshua has prophesied that the virus will disappear tomorrow

Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by Funaki: 10:57pm On Mar 26, 2020
Christmasdon:
He said nigerian will qualify for semi final world cup abi quarter final .way yakubu aiyegbeni missed.
You people will not free this man

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