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Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Delivered Man Who Came To Attack Him With Live Cobra (photos) by Funaki: 9:11pm On Jun 16, 2019
drama ministration. The pastor is an actor

Christianity EtcRe: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by Funaki: 11:17am On Jun 16, 2019
iamuye:
Nor lie na fresh babes dey make u go church cool
grin
Christianity EtcRe: God's Role In Choice Of A Life Partner And Marriage For Christians by Funaki: 11:17am On Jun 16, 2019
sKeetz:
And he works in mysterious ways grin
exactly grin
Christianity EtcRe: God's Role In Choice Of A Life Partner And Marriage For Christians by Funaki: 9:24am On Jun 16, 2019
Zoharariel:
So it was your roasted-meat loving god Yahweh who chose Anita for Chris Oyakhilome? grin

So why then did they divorce years later? grin

Why are you holy, holy children of Father Abraham so dumb & incorrigible like this? grin

If Yahweh was truly Omnipresent, Omniscient and Omnipotent, shouldn't his commonsense have told him to assign an Angelic Platoon to prevent Chris Oyakhilome from sleeping with his members, thereby resulting in their divorce? grin

Mbok, I'm outta here mehn! grin
it's all part of God's plan

Christianity EtcRe: Our Heart Cry: Revive Us Oh LORD, Revive For Your Use. by Funaki: 9:17am On Jun 16, 2019
Elvis778:
Those days when women were properties rather than wives,
those days when women and young folks has no say,
those days when our elders wud sell us to the white men as slaves in exchange of foreign ammunition,
those days our lives were under the mercy of dictators and nothing like free will,
those days when we will be killed and persecuted for accepting that the earth is spherical and not flat,
those days when we were dumb and only knew how to farm and fish............

ThankGod you said "take me"
cuz me i no follow you at all
The guy should go to Iran or Saudi Arabia where they stone people for adultery.

Christianity EtcRe: What Are You Wearing To Church Today? by Funaki: 7:41am On Jun 16, 2019
MyVILLAGEpeople:
grin grin grin

Today girls go dress go Church like say na club dem wan go. Pastors dey enjoy sha. imagine kpanshing fresh kpekus for free grin grin.

On a more serious note. Young ladies should dress moderately to church. One of the reasons I like deeper life and mountain of fire churches. A lady can't just dress anyhow to church.
church is for marketing your assets. You never go Daystar or Harvesters before. You'll be worse after if you're not careful. Fresh babes everywhere
CrimeRe: Lady Slaps Man In Bank, The Man Slaps Her Back As She Staggers. See Reactions by Funaki: 1:17pm On Jun 15, 2019
Fabulous0019:
Congratulations ... After reading op's post i av now changed my way of life.. I am now a Feminist.. shocked

We are happy with this! From the feminist universe cheesy grin grin
I'm a feminist too. I believe in equal treatment of man and woman. No more preference grin grin
CrimeRe: Lady Slaps Man In Bank, The Man Slaps Her Back As She Staggers. See Reactions by Funaki: 4:40am On Jun 15, 2019
it's gender equality. Fair treatment of both the male and the female, no cheating grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: My Curiosity About The Kigdom Of GOD by Funaki: 4:31am On Jun 15, 2019
funbat:
I wish to ask one funny but dumb question about the kingdom of God.... now we are enjoying the 21st technology to d fullest while lots of inventions is yet to come, my question is that '' In kingdom of God after God cleanse all the evil doers, will we still have dear modern technologies or are we going back to the old stone age huhhuhhuh?
we're going back to the Stone age, the battle of Armageddon is going to be fought with chariots and horses. Then God is going to wipe everything off and create a new heaven and earth. No electricity, no Netflix, no DSTV, no iPhone. Very primitive life, lived by our ancestors.

Christianity EtcRe: The Skeleton Of Goliath Discovered by Funaki: 4:22am On Jun 15, 2019
Christian apologetics and fake news.

Christianity EtcRe: <<<<<WHICH BIBLE VERSION IS YOUR FAVORITE?>>>>>> by Funaki: 4:10am On Jun 15, 2019
KJV is standardized British English, especially the epistle part. Though, the style may be old. Whenever I read it, it's like Jane Austen or Charlotte Bronte.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 8:50pm On Jun 14, 2019
Jaideyone:
where is the mistake? you and your Atiku are clowns cheesy
why do people always assume I support Atiku? So, anybody that question INEC is Atiku fan.

They did e-collation, they trained their ad-hoc staff and technical support team how to do it. You said e-collation isn't backed by law. isn't what INEC did a mistake? or you still don't get it?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is The Earth More Technologically Advanced Than Heaven? by Funaki: 8:06pm On Jun 14, 2019
Joagbaje:
You may be right to an extent, God could show vision to people which may reflect their present day to day life ,fashion ,level of development etc. But That only has to do with the understanding of the individual. But God is still God . He was never primitive. Heaven is advanced in technology beyond alien and human development.
So if John had written Revelations today, he would've seen Drones and nuclear weapons instead of chariots and horses? If that's true, why do you think the vision he saw 2000 years ago is still relevant today?

Joagbaje:
You will be surprised to see that God revealed technology in the bible .
Helicopter, aeroplane and other air or space crafts .


Ezk 1:15 — Ezk 1:18
Now as I beheld the living creatures, behold one wheel upon the earth by the living creatures, with his four faces. The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel. When they went, they went upon their four sides: and they turned not when they went. As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.

Rev 9:9 — Rev 9:10
And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle. And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.

and how does a beast with four faces or locusts relate to helicopter and aeroplane?
Christianity EtcRe: Religion Vs Science: Check The Scores Here by Funaki: 7:46pm On Jun 14, 2019
Niflheim:
@OtemAtum,

This is a very powerful post!!! Do you remember David Koresh? His members worshipped him as the son of god(until the FBI killed him in a barnyard inferno)!!!

Have you heard of "OSHO"? Till today, his members insist that he never died, and that he was never born, because he always existed and he has gone to exist in another planet!!!

This is how religions start!!!
Similar to how Jesus appeared to only his followers after his resurrection. No one else saw him. He didn't appear in the synagogue, or temple or palace. Even when he flew to heaven in the sky, he was only seen by his followers grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 7:22pm On Jun 14, 2019
Jaideyone:
E-collation doesn't have constitutional backing. results are sent manually!!!
why would INEC make such a mistake? A whole federal agency. With all the professors and experts they used for the elections. The blame is on them then. If something isn't backed by law, it's futile to do it. So all the e-collation their ad-hoc staff did na waste.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 3:57pm On Jun 14, 2019
Jaideyone:
results were not transmitted electronically


there is no provision for that in the electoral act
so the result that was sent with e-collation portal on the SCR is what? How many people will tell you they did e-collation before you believe? A guy even had to post the INEC training manual that showed the E-collation aspect of the election process. Yet you still don't believe.

PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 12:42pm On Jun 14, 2019
dehi:
What PDP should be asking INEC now,,,,, why did they deviate from the procedure they originally said it's going to be followed in conducting the election,,, since they said results where not transmitted.

Just check the manual that was used to train staffs for the election. You can see the e-collation we are talking about
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I said it earlier. INEC is confused. Or they're blatantly lying to our faces. And people were arguing as if they knew what happened.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki:
Jchi9876:
You still haven't answered the question.

You claimed you transmitted all results including zeros.
How come Atiku's result has only apc and PDP
Ask Atiku yourself, I only came to the thread to assert that e-collation was done during last election by INEC. Whether Atiku present fake result or not isn't my problem. INEC gathered results electronically, they're now denying that. What they taught their ad-hoc members and mandated their POs to do during election. They're a very confused commission. If they know that that process was useless, why put it on the smart card reader in the first place? or why tell your staff to do something you know will be futile?
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:33am On Jun 14, 2019
Jchi9876:
So how come Atiku results from the so called server only has pdp and APC?
what concern me with Atiku? the question is whether results were submitted electronically? Which is YES. You guys didn't know that before. shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:29am On Jun 14, 2019
Jaideyone:
yet state RECs travelled all the way to Abuja to deliver results manually cheesy funny
Nobody is arguing that. The argument at first was that nothing was transmitted electronically. But the corps members actually did that after each election. INEC is a confused commission.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 8:23am On Jun 14, 2019
Jaideyone:
card readers transmitted accreditation data not voting results!!!
it transmitted voting results too. That's the second stage. After the whole election. The POs did that at the collation centers.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 8:21am On Jun 14, 2019
aewhydot:
Can't u guys discuss in a civil manner? Are u guys programmed to always dish out insults?
All I said was Card Readers don't collate votes but accredited voters.....is that not true?
how many people will tell you they used card reader for e-collation too?

PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 11:42pm On Jun 13, 2019
bencynthgreat:
Sorry o but how did u enter the results of each party

Una Sabi lie una think say na only una do the INEC work abi. This is my third time of working with INEC. 2010 for voters reg. 2011 election, 2015 election, now 2019
the guy is right. The e-collation part of the card reader has the list of all the registered parties. You just have to record the score of each party, for each of the elections that day.
Are you sure you participated in the last election?

Christianity EtcRe: The Concept Of Freewill Is An Illusion by Funaki:
Ubenedictus:
foreknowledge doesn't mean foredetermined.

I know for a fact that my mom will always scold a child who steals.... A know this but it doesn't mean I am the person making her scold children. I am not influencing her freewill because I have foreknowledge of her actions.


God knows the end of a matter from the beginning but that doesn't mean he is influencing you or predetermining your choices.

Whatever decision you make His knew from the beginning that you will make them.

All knowing doesn't affect freewill
I like your thoughts. But I have some questions.

If God has foreknowledge, why do we need to pray? He already knows the outcome of all things, so prayer would be useless in such case since you can't change the outcome, either good or bad.

Why do God command Christians to preach to all nations? God already knows the people going to heaven and hell, so why preach to people that are "hell-bent " since God knows that they'll eventually go to hell.

If God knows the end of all things, then this world is just like a movie to him, he knows every of our actions before we take them. Why does he get angry at our misdeeds since he already knows what we're going to do? Example is the case of Noah. God was said to be unhappy with the people he created during the time of Noah, he regretted creating them. How can you be shocked by a scene in a movie that you've watched multiple times?
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 10:31pm On Jun 13, 2019
unite4real:
The corpers could type anything to transmit different from the signed copies. I was in PU and there was no time all agents were called to observe what the corper wanted to type before transmission. The only authentic documents were the papers signed by agents and that's what the law recognize for now.

If INEC admit to any electronic transmission, they could get into trouble with the law so they know what they are doing.

Have you observed that Atiku's results has only APC and PDP results? so there was no transmission of other political parties. Besides, do u know how long it will take anyone keying in election results of all political parties on a device without error on it?

It's a lost case for Atiku.

He will loose the case on technicalities

Even a law student in 200 level will win this case for APC and INEC
INEC is a stupid organization then. Why put e-collation on the smart card reader when you know it's not backed by law? and why were the officials mandating the corps members to do it when the process is useless? It's just like a lecturer mandating that a question during exam is compulsory, when the question actually carries no mark.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 10:12pm On Jun 13, 2019
tunjiajayi:
Convince or confuse yourself.
As you like.
Victorblaze14:
Stop deceiving yourself results were transmitted to INEC sever.. I worked as presiding officer during the just conclude election and I had the opportunity to work as part of technical team
There's no confusion. I can't keep repeating same thing multiple times. Whatever.

PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:55pm On Jun 13, 2019
tunjiajayi:
No because you said you witnessed electronic voting in your polling unit.
It doesn't matter who you support now cry
e-collation, not electronic voting. They just copied and pasted the result sheet on card reader and sent to "server" grin grin
SportsRe: Ramos Invites Barca Stars To His Wedding, Ronaldo Snubbed by Funaki: 9:48pm On Jun 13, 2019
Pique is his countryman
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:42pm On Jun 13, 2019
tunjiajayi:
Ok
You should be a witness for Atiku
why? you think I support Atiku?

PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:34pm On Jun 13, 2019
dehi:
oga I was an APO1... Presiding officers where mandated by INEC to transfer or transmit results through the card reader.... INEC is Harding something
thank you!!! I didn't know that people weren't aware that the results were also sent electronically.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:31pm On Jun 13, 2019
tunjiajayi:
Please get your facts right, they were solely to verify authencity of PVCs for the verification process.

Results were manually collated and transmitted.

Besides the electoral law even as ammended has not approved electronic voting.

You can verify this.
I was there, twice. They gave two login details for the card readers. The first was for general voting, the second for e-collation. They gave the latter to only the P.Os. And the e-collation was done at the collation centers after the elections by the P.Os of each polling units. I don't know where they sent the result. But they said they're sending it to "server". I was at Ado-Ekiti INEC office till Sunday afternoon for both elections. So it's not hearsay. I don't know if server exist or not. But they sent the electronic result somewhere.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, PDP Asking Us For Server That We Don’t Have, INEC Tells by Funaki: 9:21pm On Jun 13, 2019
tunjiajayi:
The card readers were for verification!!!!!
they were used to send results too!!! It has two part. Voting and collation. The e-collation was done at collation centers by corps members and tech supports.

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