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" I'm sure Ebola must have told corona not to come to Nigeria"

This guy is a comedian

What did I just read?

This man and his talk sometimes

kingxsamz:
The irony

This proves "faith healing" is scam. But the indoctrination is strong.

ednut1:
they don't have faith?

Faith like this?

Iyiataata92:
Still trying to make out how the blood of Jesus can transmit germs to those it is meant to protect

this proves that all those faith healing and declaration are scam.

oluwaseyi000:
Are you telling me the blood they drink from the wine can't heal them

All na scam

Imarnuel08:
Is this necessary?

Exodus 12:13 KJV
And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses where ye are : and when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy you.

Ehis4c:
You couldn't hold yourself, could you?

Exodus 12:13 KJV
And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses where ye are : and when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy you.

What of blood of Jesus?

FrLukas:
You can see the mentality of the average Nigerian youth is just a little above that of a chimp.

You can imagine!

GEJ that should be serving a 500-year jail term is being praised by the same hapless, jobless, directionless youths whose future he and his band of 40 thieves pocketed within 6 years.

Some people need to be flogged.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

Romanoff:
He lied cause he wanted favour from Abimelech, and when God told Abimelech not to touch Sarah cause She's Abraham's wife, Ambimelech returned Sarah and queried Abraham for lying to him. Abraham still maintained the lie that Sarah is his sister.

Its like catching someone redhanded and they still deny fact.

Where did the Bible say he maintained the lie? Or you're just assuming that?

Romanoff:
They were not siblings.

Read the story from beginning. Even after Abraham was caught that Sarah was his wife and not his sister, he maintained the lie to avoid the wrath of Abimelech. I understand if you're an atheist but it takes more than reading to understand the bible.

The Bible never said he maintained the lie. Where did you get that from?

Why will Abraham still lie? Which wrath did he want to avoid? According to the chapter, it was Abimelech that was afraid after God warned him in the dream. After that scenario, Bible never said or hinted that Abraham was still lying about Sarah.

Present your fact if you still think otherwise.

AlfaSeltzer:
See how these people are calling Abraham the father of lies. Satan has been vindicated.

Anyway back to the story. Where in your bible did it say Abraham lied?

When Abimelek found out that Sarah was Abraham's wife and asked him why he was saying that Sarah was his sister. Abraham replied: "she really is my sister" Really! Same Father!

So I ask you guys again, where does it say in that holy book that Abraham lied about Sarah being his sister?

Before you answer, just be careful and know that if you add or remove anything from the holy scriptures, you will be cursed.

Happy waiting. I have had this argument before. There's no place in the Bible that says Abraham was lying in that verse. But they'll always tell you he was still lying, without evidence, to protect their patriarch.

geedot:
Nigerians and stupid trends. They do it because everyone is doing it not minding if it look so stupid and childish.
With the rate of unemployment, showing off with NYSC discharge letter should be the least concern for any sensible person.

Was scrolling through my Facebook page last week and saw lot of people posting it(mostly ladies), I unfriended every single one of them. This is 2020, I don't need stupid people around me.

NYSC done and dusted

Tominix:
jur like ur life shey
may GOD SLAP YOU_____ . . . . . . . . _____

Your God can't do sh!t. Wake up and own your life.

There's no grade on it.

Rapture is Scam. Wake up

Computer science?

FrLukas:
Lol.

What a load of rubbish.

Obviously you haven't read of old Testament women performing feats.

What was the name of that woman that gave the Army General of their enemies in war shelter and cut off his head from his body while he slept?

And many other women judges in the Old Testament.

Judges 4:17-21 New International Version (NIV)
17 Sisera, meanwhile, fled on foot to the tent of Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, because there was an alliance between Jabin king of Hazor and the family of Heber the Kenite.

18 Jael went out to meet Sisera and said to him, “Come, my lord, come right in. Don’t be afraid.” So he entered her tent, and she covered him with a blanket.

19 “I’m thirsty,” he said. “Please give me some water.” She opened a skin of milk, gave him a drink, and covered him up.

20 “Stand in the doorway of the tent,” he told her. “If someone comes by and asks you, ‘Is anyone in there?’ say ‘No.’”

21 But Jael, Heber’s wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died.

Inteltower:
your problem not mine. sounding arrogant doesn't mean you are good, great and the best person to listen or emulate. all I see is a dude with garbage .
not being mean but showing u a mirror of how horrible u look from within

Why are you paranoid? I never claimed you should listen to me or emulate me. Are you projecting? My first comment was a joke. Why are you taking it too serious? Who offended you ?

Inteltower:
your delusion is that you think the Bible is complete. forgetting that there were books that didn't make it to the Bible.
ask yourself why ?

How did you get these from my comment? You're being paranoid pal. I don't give a sh!t about your Bible

*Integrity with prosperity* na so Buhari start

I thought you were quoting Bible at first

My bedroom.

News have finished

Heaven is scam

God works in mysterious ways

The irony

Assemblies of God always fighting about leadership

Firstnebo:
Thank you very much my dear. That there is a first cause doesn't mean that my God Yahweh is the first cause. It could have been any of these gods you listed.

But yet my Yahweh produce a sacred book which shows that he is this First Cause. A kind of book that these other gods cannot provide.

And some of them that has tried, are either copying my Yahweh, or documenting outdated superstitious beliefs of their ancient adherents.

Bible copied from ancient religions too. So Bible isn't special.