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Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche: 'Evil Wind Brought Corona Virus, It Will Expire In 21 Days’ by Funaki: 7:32pm On Mar 15, 2020
" I'm sure Ebola must have told corona not to come to Nigeria"

This guy is a comedian

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Religion / Re: CORONA VIRUS MUST END by Funaki: 10:03am On Mar 15, 2020
What did I just read?

Religion / Re: 'watching Secular Movies Is A Sin' – Mike Bamiloye by Funaki: 2:49pm On Mar 14, 2020
This man and his talk sometimes undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by Funaki: 8:29pm On Mar 13, 2020
kingxsamz:


The irony grin grin

This proves "faith healing" is scam. But the indoctrination is strong.
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by Funaki: 8:21pm On Mar 13, 2020
ednut1:
cheesy they don't have faith?
Faith like this? grin grin grin

Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by Funaki: 8:12pm On Mar 13, 2020
Iyiataata92:
Still trying to make out how the blood of Jesus can transmit germs to those it is meant to protect

grin grin grin this proves that all those faith healing and declaration are scam.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by Funaki: 8:11pm On Mar 13, 2020
oluwaseyi000:
Are you telling me the blood they drink from the wine can't heal them

All na scam

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by Funaki: 8:10pm On Mar 13, 2020
Imarnuel08:


Is this necessary?

Exodus 12:13 KJV
And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses where ye are : and when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy you.
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by Funaki: 8:10pm On Mar 13, 2020
Ehis4c:


You couldn't hold yourself, could you?

Exodus 12:13 KJV
And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses where ye are : and when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy you.

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by Funaki: 7:46pm On Mar 13, 2020
What of blood of Jesus? undecided undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: See All The Politicians That Fought GEJ Who Have Been Served A Dose Of Their Med by Funaki: 4:20am On Mar 13, 2020
FrLukas:
You can see the mentality of the average Nigerian youth is just a little above that of a chimp.

You can imagine!

GEJ that should be serving a 500-year jail term is being praised by the same hapless, jobless, directionless youths whose future he and his band of 40 thieves pocketed within 6 years.

Some people need to be flogged.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

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Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido And His Wife, Sadiya Ado Bayero (Throwback Photos) by Funaki: 8:23am On Mar 12, 2020
Romanoff:


He lied cause he wanted favour from Abimelech, and when God told Abimelech not to touch Sarah cause She's Abraham's wife, Ambimelech returned Sarah and queried Abraham for lying to him. Abraham still maintained the lie that Sarah is his sister.

Its like catching someone redhanded and they still deny fact.

Where did the Bible say he maintained the lie? Or you're just assuming that?
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido And His Wife, Sadiya Ado Bayero (Throwback Photos) by Funaki: 12:20am On Mar 12, 2020
Romanoff:


They were not siblings.

Read the story from beginning. Even after Abraham was caught that Sarah was his wife and not his sister, he maintained the lie to avoid the wrath of Abimelech. I understand if you're an atheist but it takes more than reading to understand the bible.

The Bible never said he maintained the lie. Where did you get that from?

Why will Abraham still lie? Which wrath did he want to avoid? According to the chapter, it was Abimelech that was afraid after God warned him in the dream. After that scenario, Bible never said or hinted that Abraham was still lying about Sarah.

Present your fact if you still think otherwise.
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido And His Wife, Sadiya Ado Bayero (Throwback Photos) by Funaki: 12:05am On Mar 12, 2020
AlfaSeltzer:








See how these people are calling Abraham the father of lies. Satan has been vindicated.

Anyway back to the story. Where in your bible did it say Abraham lied?

When Abimelek found out that Sarah was Abraham's wife and asked him why he was saying that Sarah was his sister. Abraham replied: "she really is my sister" Really! Same Father!

So I ask you guys again, where does it say in that holy book that Abraham lied about Sarah being his sister?

Before you answer, just be careful and know that if you add or remove anything from the holy scriptures, you will be cursed.


grin grin grin grin

Happy waiting. I have had this argument before. There's no place in the Bible that says Abraham was lying in that verse. But they'll always tell you he was still lying, without evidence, to protect their patriarch. grin grin grin

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NYSC / Re: Why Do People Show Off Their NYSC Certificates But Hide Their Degree Cert? by Funaki: 9:26am On Mar 10, 2020
geedot:
Nigerians and stupid trends. They do it because everyone is doing it not minding if it look so stupid and childish.
With the rate of unemployment, showing off with NYSC discharge letter should be the least concern for any sensible person.

Was scrolling through my Facebook page last week and saw lot of people posting it(mostly ladies), I unfriended every single one of them. This is 2020, I don't need stupid people around me.
NYSC done and dusted
grin grin

Religion / Re: Question Of The Day "If Rapture Comes Now Will You Go??" by Funaki: 9:36pm On Mar 09, 2020
Tominix:

jur like ur life shey
may GOD SLAP YOU_____ . . . . . . . . _____
Your God can't do sh!t. Wake up and own your life. kiss kiss
NYSC / Re: Why Do People Show Off Their NYSC Certificates But Hide Their Degree Cert? by Funaki: 9:06pm On Mar 09, 2020
There's no grade on it.

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Religion / Re: Question Of The Day "If Rapture Comes Now Will You Go??" by Funaki: 8:52pm On Mar 09, 2020
Rapture is Scam. Wake up

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Education / Re: Here Are The Worst 10 Courses To Study In Nigeria by Funaki: 8:59pm On Mar 08, 2020
Computer science?
Religion / Re: Why God Seldom Use Women by Funaki: 3:48pm On Mar 08, 2020
FrLukas:
Lol.

What a load of rubbish.

Obviously you haven't read of old Testament women performing feats.

What was the name of that woman that gave the Army General of their enemies in war shelter and cut off his head from his body while he slept?

And many other women judges in the Old Testament.

Judges 4:17-21 New International Version (NIV)
17 Sisera, meanwhile, fled on foot to the tent of Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, because there was an alliance between Jabin king of Hazor and the family of Heber the Kenite.

18 Jael went out to meet Sisera and said to him, “Come, my lord, come right in. Don’t be afraid.” So he entered her tent, and she covered him with a blanket.

19 “I’m thirsty,” he said. “Please give me some water.” She opened a skin of milk, gave him a drink, and covered him up.

20 “Stand in the doorway of the tent,” he told her. “If someone comes by and asks you, ‘Is anyone in there?’ say ‘No.’”

21 But Jael, Heber’s wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died.
Religion / Re: Why Satan Failed To Keep His Promise To Adam And Eve by Funaki: 9:33am On Mar 08, 2020
Inteltower:


your problem not mine. sounding arrogant doesn't mean you are good, great and the best person to listen or emulate. all I see is a dude with garbage .
not being mean but showing u a mirror of how horrible u look from within

Why are you paranoid? I never claimed you should listen to me or emulate me. Are you projecting? My first comment was a joke. Why are you taking it too serious? Who offended you ?
Religion / Re: Why Satan Failed To Keep His Promise To Adam And Eve by Funaki: 9:22am On Mar 08, 2020
Inteltower:


your delusion is that you think the Bible is complete. forgetting that there were books that didn't make it to the Bible.
ask yourself why ?

How did you get these from my comment? You're being paranoid pal. I don't give a sh!t about your Bible

Education / Re: Abuja Pupils Print Banners To Vie For Head Boy, Head Girl (Photos) by Funaki: 9:18am On Mar 08, 2020
*Integrity with prosperity* na so Buhari start undecided undecided

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Religion / Re: Why Satan Failed To Keep His Promise To Adam And Eve by Funaki: 9:14am On Mar 08, 2020
I thought you were quoting Bible at first grin grin

Religion / Re: Where Are You Worshipping At Today? by Funaki: 7:36am On Mar 08, 2020
My bedroom.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Expresses Shock As She Wears The Same Outfit As Her Uber Driver (VIDEO) by Funaki: 10:48pm On Mar 07, 2020
News have finished
Religion / Re: What Do I Gain By Going To Heaven by Funaki: 10:35pm On Mar 07, 2020
Heaven is scam
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create Satan? by Funaki: 10:21pm On Mar 07, 2020
God works in mysterious ways grin grin
Religion / Re: So Holy Water... by Funaki: 3:57pm On Mar 07, 2020
The irony grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Assemblies of God Church sacks General Superintendent over alleged affair with w by Funaki: 11:50am On Mar 07, 2020
Assemblies of God always fighting about leadership
Religion / Re: Challenge To Nairaland Atheists by Funaki: 8:22am On Mar 05, 2020
Firstnebo:


Thank you very much my dear. That there is a first cause doesn't mean that my God Yahweh is the first cause. It could have been any of these gods you listed.

But yet my Yahweh produce a sacred book which shows that he is this First Cause. A kind of book that these other gods cannot provide.

And some of them that has tried, are either copying my Yahweh, or documenting outdated superstitious beliefs of their ancient adherents.

Bible copied from ancient religions too. So Bible isn't special.

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