₦airaland Forum

diplomat058:
Lol Edo, the Yoruba wannabes. Your ancestors wished they were.

Ask him exactly where he is from in Edo state. That is how you get them.

Tinubuderanged:
it is not real. If your prick refused to work go to the hospital stop blaming innocent people.

Just pray you never become a victim.

Obaofaba:
Superstition:

It's just not possible for manhood to disappear unless it's never been there or the cold weather made it shrank.

It doesn't dissappear but retracts (like from 6 inches to half inch). And you can't blame it on cold weather when it happens on a hot sunny afternoon.

yahoodetector:
Does this thing really happen for real?

Of course, it does.

NuCypher:
If this is true and the manhood is no longer there, then tHis people don't even know what a great discovery they have on their hands. A potential nobel-prize winning opportunity that will produce new science for REverend fathers who have no more use for their manhood and want it off. But of course, we all know it's a ruse

The organ will be there but like a day old baby's. Along with goose bumps allover.

christejames:
Africa... SMH



So because of the cold weather which made your penis to shrink or become flaccid now means it has disappeared okwaya?

This one no be cold weather bro. This shit (penis theft) is real.

Naz34:
Obi is too daft. Truly Nigeria dodged a bullet for not electing such a failure

What do expect from a common trader?

Peter Obi is falling into depression. He needs help ASAP. Tinubu has been giving the low IQ wannabe president (or in peter Obi's tongue "plesdent") sleepless nights since Feb 25th 2023.

Corridon:
Another one in the overated city.

Overated city but the night bus immigrants are still trooping in non-stop.

Tinubu even tried with the bread soaked in water. If I were in his shoes, I will throw the piece of bread in the trash bin if there are no more animals or birds to feed. You can't reap were you never sowed? In whose world? Certainly not mine!

Fineman2:
hmm, we still have a long way to go

Which long way to go? The country has reached a dead end already.

Oh girl stand your ground and don't ever let poverty suck you into a toxic marriage.

Creamypie:
This one don confess small small.she never "run package" through angle of relationship b4

Commercial things.

EeyanMayweather:
Osu
You are demented.
Did Tinubu just enter Nigeria yesterday?

You useless shi.tgbos are funny. Imagine a people whose region is known for drug dealing now acting like they hate drugs.
It's a known fact that there's at least 3 drug peddlers in the average osu household
Yeye people

This is hypocrisy at its highest level. They are vile and dangerous as hell and should never ever be trusted not even for a second.

BreconHills:
You are right to fear politicians.

Let's see if Tinubu walks his talk. I want him to give precise time defined targets we can hold him and his ministers to.

Tinubu will deliver big time.

Came up with a five year plan with just one month left of the a years you were given. smh

Moferere:
Jandor still dey hope to be Governor?
Sọ pé ó ti lọ

Na peter obi dey give am hope.

inoki247:
Lol campaign don finish buh diz one still dey campaign after election....

Omo, i never see this kind thing before o.

Like she tripped and fell on the dxck?

TwoPheus:
From the reactions (comments) I have red so far, I am yet to see any from APC/Tinubu supporters. Where are they?
I'm very much ashamed of them.

Tinubu has been declared president-elect already and that is all we care about. Game over!! People have other things to do with their time intead of crying over spilt milk on social media.

DatNiggaDaz:
The supporters of Apc and Tinubu dont want any other party other than Apc to protest, saying they will never allow any Form of protest because according to them " the protesters want to destabilize the country and prevent Tinubu from been inaugurated.

They are now protesting because they believe that the country belongs to them only after been served

This is a case of do as I say and not do as I do. Shebi they have already started threatening Nigerians with arrest, to the extend that they have docked a Pastor in kirikiri prison. If the stolen mandate is not retrieved from Tinubu, Nigerians will understand what the real meaning of Facism is. No apologies to Professor Soyinka

The same Tinubu you people thought would be driven out of APC by buhari and his cabal has already congratulated Fintiri.

Ceenachi:
There's a catch for this guys, watch and see...if tinubu is eventually inaugurated, then you will see a reason for the sack..
They're preparing him for a more higher position...watch and see ..we know the game

If or when?

Felabrity:
Call them out

It is the druglord or the incompetent man?

The same cabal you supported against Tinubu. Have you forgotten so soon?

Davies25:
Funny. I don't think these guys see poor Nigerians ( who are the majority) as humans.

I mean, how can the minimum wage be 30k with this inflation?

And you earn in millions, steal billions, without feeling any guilt about it.
Pathetic in a way.

It is the selfish society we live in and it is just what it is. Make a Nigerian earning 30k minimum wage president today and like a flash he will forget he was once poor. He will join the rest of them instead of fighting to improve the welfare of the poor.

Iyamehi:
I believe money might have change hand for some people to unsettled the party

Rather they are scrambling for the largese. That is all they care about but they will tell you they are fighting for you.

Jostoman:
Camp of criminal and Crook, they want to use binani to collect Adamawa from Fintiri just because of their hatred for Atiku the Waziri of Adamawa.

You don't even know what is going on around you. Tinubu and Atiku are not just friends, they are also business partners. That is how close they are.

Peacemaker5129:
If Nnamdi Cownu died on the 29th of May who will ipob terrorists blame for his death between Buhari Aka Jubrin elsudani and Tinubu Aka Sangolere

They don't care about him anymore because they have found a new messiah in the person of peter obi.

OdogwuMoney6:
Does anyone know the name of that gun the security man is holding?

Looks like an AR15 pistol.

Sermwell:
He obviously left legitimate hustle to hustle kingdom (HK)

Click like if you Gerrit!

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amp01:
te author=TemplarLandry post=122503800]This doesn't look good for Obi the Lying Machine. Back to back scandals. He should just bury his head in the sand.

Which scandals be that ?
Abi you nor they hear say na mistake identity?
Or it gives you orgasm to hear false new about Obi.

Which source una from hia say na mistaken identity. LP abi? because Uk authorities never make any comment on top the matter.

Princeton92:
He's basically proud of his country but the leaders are quite shameful to relate with!!!

Are the followers any different from the leaders? They are all from the same rotten society.

nicej2:
Dear Nairalanders, i am not really good posting my issues online. But this time i need your advise.

I have been married for 9 years now and my sister inlaw has been living with us( I, my wife and the kids) for the past 6 years now, although I am not always around.
I have never imagine any negative thoughts toward her. I always see her like my younger sister, i have been taken care of her. She is 28 years old and I can't really says if she have a boyfriend cos I haven't see one around her. She is a boss in her working place but yet i foots all her bills in the house without bothering anyone, including my wife that is also a boss .Until of recent she started wearing seductive clothes around the house, Some how i started developing feelings for her As if she knows, she continues wearing those clothes and started showing more caring towards me.
I can't believed that i am having feelings for my sister inlaw cos i am a disciplined man to the core. Even during university days girls do come to my apartment passed a night without molesting them. I am well brought up. But is like that disciplined man in me started degenerating as i began to see this girl in my dreams.
There was a night i returned from travelled, i started feeling the urge to go to her room. My wife almost cought me that night cos we lives in 3 bedroom, I have my own room, my wife have her own and my sister inlaw have her own room. So we sleep in separate rooms except some occasions my wife decided to stay in my room. That night i was pimping through her door. I have been trying to control my feelings and I believed the reason why I have not sleep with her is because i am not always around and I also the fear of traditions implications of sleeping with sister inlaw . And my wife is not helping matters, she can leave both of us alone in d house and go to all night church program and the children will be sleeping.

I don't really know what to do. Should I tell my wife so that we can get her accommodation or just let the sleeping dog be. Though I don't really want her to leave cos is my wife and the children are alone in the compound. I just want to kill that urge before I return from travel.

Sorry for the long episode ..😀

From your story, I think you are a pervert (peeping Tom) and you are only assuming she is trying to seduce you because you always have your thoughts and eyes on her.