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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:17am On Feb 14, 2022
Team March

how is it going, the back and waist pain is becoming terrible o, sometimes I can't sit nor stand, went out yesterday and I almost burst into tears while coming, I am officially tired, it seems it's getting worse day by day embarassed
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:14am On Feb 14, 2022
Graciousgirl20:
Saint Gregory yemetu,ibadan
oh, I shall know I have seen the format before, have done scan there twice
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:57pm On Feb 13, 2022
Graciousgirl20:
Gudevn mummies, I'm 32weeks and baby weights 2kg already and in a cephalic and posterior position....Doctor said the baby is breeched, I'm worried cos if she doesn't turn, it CS wch we are not buoyant for now...I'm kinda worried o...FTM
Sorry for asking please, is this result from molly specialist hospital ibadan
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:35pm On Feb 09, 2022
Layormiii:
after u born, Sha waybill this fine skirt to me grin
Lol, I Kuku fit help you get am if you are near
E Dey always give me some mummy G.O plus Chick vibes
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:33pm On Feb 09, 2022
glimpse:
The real Funky mama. grin I can see why you miss
your shoes. cheesy. I hail you. You look good kiss
Sebi I suppose Nack a pencil heels sandal on this one last Sunday, I no see leg wear am grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:52pm On Feb 09, 2022
Layormiii:
second trimester nah honeymoon phase, make I enjoy am grin
Enjoy it while it lasts
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:25pm On Feb 09, 2022
Omakraid:
Lol, March is just in front oo. God will see you through ma
As in, countdown no be small
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:11pm On Feb 09, 2022
kokaiye:
oya... Geh! Geh!!! Looking peng!!! As to wen to start eating d orisirisi to bring in labour.. U fit start by 36weeks if u r targeting 38weeks kiss
That is next weekend
This boy should not feel to relaxed inside this mansion o, landlady wan serve him quick notice cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:09pm On Feb 09, 2022
Layormiii:
Me 3 weeks ago, bigger now but no strength to snap grin
This slay ehn, we go give you belle o top belle o huh
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:08pm On Feb 09, 2022
FlowerGirl040:
Wow!!! Slay mama grin wish you safe delivery my dear.
Thanks mama
Amen
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:07pm On Feb 09, 2022
Layormiii:
If u see me at home ehn, u go run grin but when it's time to go out I try to use wig and slay my bump small grin
My weaving too nah something else now, the weaving dey quick rough now adays huh angry
Hehehe, rai now I am not wearing cloth nor underwear with my hair not weaved nor braided like ayamatanga grin make I Dey look for story to tell DH when he comes back because I promise to make my hair today, yesterday he look me sotey he said maybe I should go and barb it. The moment he said let’s go out na Jean I carry with vintage scarf I still do slay mama with rough hair under scarf grin grin
Meanwhile package that jumpsuit for me and Waybill it
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:02pm On Feb 09, 2022
Omakraid:
Slay mama, cute bump. I don't know if it was here or on Facebook I saw that one can start eating pineapples from 37 weeks, raspberries from 33wks
Thanks sis
Finally pineapple will enter this my mouth grin cheesy
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f):
This picture was taken at exactly 34 weeks on Sunday
I Dey slay this bump no be small grin grin grin Anyways I am not gonna miss it
I want to join 38weeks delivery Geng abeg when should I start eating pineapple, dates and orishirishi undecided
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:03pm On Feb 09, 2022
Omakraid:
Enjoying God's love at 27:4, its a bumping Wednesday for me wink
Pic showing me in the morning, strong and colourful VS me in the afternoon @ sticker grin
This reminds me of one morning I was wearing Jean and top and a sandal, was very energetic and walking so fast, as I pass by a shop in our street and greeted the woman she ran out of her shop and said Iya ibeji e ti bimo ni, I had to turn back so she can see the belle, she said the way I was walking was very fast I told her we are still in the morning and energy is still fresh, by the time I was coming in the evening I was dragging myself she was just laughing at me grin grin grin

Cute bump, greeting to LO, tell her to kick you well for me tongue tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:52pm On Feb 09, 2022
Layormiii:
Beautiful mama, mwaaahhhh.
You look good jare. May your smile never stop ijn
Bumping pictures Wednesday everyone? Yaaayy or Naahh. As mama omakridd don open floor grin
Oya post naaa, my own bump has been coming out to play since
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:33pm On Feb 08, 2022
Halcyon123:
Una good morning my yard people grin
Enjoyment minister
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f):
FlowerGirl040:
Pls any kind hearted mama should pls assist me with MTN airtime. Any little amount. I need it in kind of urgent pls.

I will refund it to you,it's a promise
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:19am On Feb 07, 2022
greatp80:
Till today I am still looking for my incision site. I walk around in my house with my bare tummy and my cribs still doubt that I birthed my lo with CS.
I was delivered of my baby on a Wednesday, starting walking the next day though not easy and discharged on Friday. It added to their confusion. They expected me to stay more days. Lastly my stomach is so flat now even when I don't use girdle.
Good technology is good biko.
Thank God we have people who has experienced it here, my gynecologist said I should do a scan at 36 weeks to see the weight of my baby
And because I am somehow petite in size, he said my pelvic bone might be too small to push the baby if he is big, if my baby already weighs over 3kg at 36 weeks he said he might recommend a CS for me.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:56am On Feb 06, 2022
Omakraid:
Nawa ooo, the private I use is owned by a gynaecologist who works in one of the Federal Medical Centres in Nas state and he has about three hospitals. I think all these prices are dependent on location and the charges of his hospital in Abuja will be higher cos I remember a day I was in his office and he was talking to a student doctor about always considering location before fixing prices on anything. Even in the hospital scan is 1500, tests like malaria is 700 so I think it's largely dependent on location. Here in the North where I am, Primary health cares has more clients for all types of sicknesses than private hospitals.
When I asked how much for normal delivery and he gave that amount, I was shocked that when I got home I told DH the doctor said between 150-200k grin grin, though their CS is over 100k.

Abeg how dem dey do the tommy if dem no sew am?
They don’t sew, one woman at ANC of Thursday told me that was how they did hers in 2020, that the stitch isn’t showing at all. This is the second time I am hearing this as one woman also told me she registered there because of that, she said she did same with her first CS in ogun state before they relocated to ibadan. It’s a big modern hospital so I don’t doubt them
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:26pm On Feb 05, 2022
Omakraid:
It is well oo, na original General hospital. No wonder many people around me here go to primary health care or even private hospitals
private hospitals self get level, heard at ANC on Thursday that my clinic charge roughly 350k for CS and it's plastic surgery they do...they don't sew abi stitch de ni after the process
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 1:23pm On Feb 04, 2022
bilsworld61:
BS
Sorry Mama's vigilanti delayed this bs....I got pregnant when my first baby was 23 months old...it was unplanned because I wanted my first child to be about 3yrs before trying for another baby....anyways my husband was very happy and the journey started...when I was about 9weeks I started having brown discharge,I was placed on progesterone but it graduated to bleeding and I lost that pregnancy at 16weeks...I was supposed to be team February last year....after that,I suffered from retained product to infections...I was scared I won't be able to get pregnant again but God did it after 3 months of trying..I got my bfp.
The pregnancy journey was not easy compared to my first, from first trimester vomiting and weakness that I had to take drip to brown discharge again but this time I registered with general hospital because I dnt want any story....I was placed on duphastone and other drugs plus bed rest and it stopped....I was so scared but God took charge....At 37weeks I was already prepared to receive my baby, hospital bag was packed but for where,baby refused to come,I did some exercises,sex but nothingI was so tired....I read somewhere about nipple stimulation and I stared having some painful contractions....at 41 weeks,the doctor booked me for induction,but I was already having some contractions and I told the doctor that was supposed to do the cervical ripening...but he dismissed it and my husband got the materials for the ripening....that thing was so painful,the doctor pocked and pocked untill he discovered I was already 3cm dilated....he let me be till the next day,I was in pains.... I was already 5cm in the morning and oxytocin was fixed around 9am...the real pain started but anytime they check,they will just tell me am close....it was a real battle..and those general hospital nurses were not helping....everyother woman already gave birth and left the labour ward,I was the only one inside...I will call and call that I want to poo but they will just ignore me that not yet..at a point I could not hold it and I was pushing on my own,they checked and warned me to stop so I dnt tear my cervix, for where.....I had already given up...I begged them for CS but they just shouted at me that am sturborn and I was delaying the baby cos I was moving my hand where the drip was fixed...I had to call my husband begging him not to allow me die and ask them for CS but they still refused....to cut the long story short,God just sent an Angel in form of the senior doctor....he instructed them on wat to do,told my husband to get glucose that I was exhausted and he asked me to push at the next contraction...that was how I pushed out my angel around 6pm....I had serious tear that I was screaming down the whole hospital while they were sewing....after that I discovered the placed was swollen,I could not move,they had to dip there hands there again,oh... another round of pain....I was given an injection and I slept off while they did their thing....I woke up around 10am ,very weak....took a cup of tea but I could not sleep again...the pain was much and swollen again by morning...the doctor dipped his hands again...pushed a pad inside and I almost fainted....he just asked that we watch it and it will go down gradually.gave me my drugs and we were discharged....my princess is doing great,I am getting better but it's still swollen there.
BS submitted
CC Semisola
Jesus oo, congratulations to you
Mehn none of this journey Dey easy, God help me because I Dey fear o
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:47am On Feb 04, 2022
Good morning this morning grin

HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:46am On Feb 04, 2022
Halcyon123:
Una good morning oh,was just passing grin
To say I thought of you yesterday that we didn’t see our foodie mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 6:27pm On Feb 03, 2022
StarryV:
Hahaha Thank God oo. We're gradually leaving the first trimester. I really cannor wait o cheesy. This first trimester has been fun o, no morning sickness, no vomitting, no spitting, only bloated tummy once in a while and i'm gradually dropping that package. 2nd Trimester better be as nice as the 1st cool
I had same package like this and experienced mamas here said I was gonna have a boy..lol
they said na baby boy no dey disturb with morning sickness shakara
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 6:24pm On Feb 03, 2022
Julietchy:
Please add me to team March oo Edd March 12th Gender is Xy
Mi o ni so nkankan(I wee not say anything) grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:27pm On Feb 02, 2022
Halcyon123:
I carry myself go do scan today since I will be 36weeks come next week by His grace and to also confirm sex and baby's position. You can imagine how this boy just open legs,him no even gree do yanga sef.
Anyways, head is already down but one thing wey make me laugh na when doctor the call 31weeks for me and giving me edd as 31st march I just look am laugh. Na only him go born 31st. Me wey first scan give me 2nd and the second scan give me 8th March which made me join team February grin grin.
Oya,bye bye.
February mamas, how far? This one wey everywhere quiet
You want carry our XY outside
better join your team jejely
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:25am On Feb 02, 2022
glimpse:
This funky mama is funny sha cheesy, instead of you to start gathering strength for vigilante things, you are bothered about your shoes grin cheesy.

Don't worry, the vigilante/fourth trimester will help you lose weight and your shoes will fit again. kiss
As in by force weight
My baby should not be stubborn abeg ooo grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:53pm On Feb 01, 2022
Omakraid:
Abegdo your mother Christmas reach my side ooo grin grin grin.. Even me right now, I went to a shoe maker today that I want him to make me an easy wear.. If all my shoes did not size me again, it is only 1 suede that will pain me cos I didn't wear it for long before belle do me
Na to join fit fam make everything reduce after delivery
I no get shishi to buy new set of shoes like this
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:57pm On Feb 01, 2022
kokaiye:
FEBRUARY ROLL CALL

TEAM MARCH 2022.
My people...its roll call time. Happy new month, how are yall doing? How d waddling? We are almost der ehn? Hang in there.

I hope u all have bought all d essential things for baby... If not, pls do cs u may not know wat pregnancy package dt will want to show at dis stage of d pregnancy... U may feel strong today n weak tomorrow... D package just dey chng lik calendar... So no slacking ooo... N start packing ur hospital bag too... Baby fit come at anytime frm now for mamas dt ve early date of delivery... U fit port ooo... No dey surprise at all.... May almighty Allah watch over us n our LOs, assist us during delivery and after delivery, protect, guide us n our LOs frm bad energy. Bad things shall nva happen to us. May fortunate things always b ours insha Allah. N to d TTC mamas may almighty God grant dem wat dey desire fast... May we n all preggy mamas all over d world give birth to a very healthy bouncing babies insha Allah... Amin.

NAMES................................EDD....................... SEX

1. ShutupareyouGOD........03/01..............XY

2. Marimaar........................03/12................XY

3. Funky123....,...................03/22.................XY

4. kokaiye............................03/24.................XY

5. Ewaifeoluwa................... 03/25...............XY

6. Ashabi08..........................03/31...UNKNOWN

7. MummyNeto.................. 03/08...XX + XY

8. Richwifey........................ 03/25...........XY

9. Femaletribe......................03/06.....UNKNOWN

10. Towerofgrace...............03/29.....….XY

11. Ihateinjustice............03/24....XY+UNKNOWN

12. Azaebere..................03/23..........UNKNOWN

13. WHYTEHANDY..........03/25..........XY.

14. LEGENDSMOTHER...03/27....... XY.

15. DSNONI.........................03/29...... SURPRISE.

16. LOLDAAR200................03/09......XY + XY.

17. MAMAVIC......................03/29..…..XY.

18. ROSYBABYY..................03/26........UNKNOWN.

19. STEVIC1.........................03/26..........XY.


##TeamMarch2022
##Teampreggyandgallant
##TeamSwift and safe delivery
##TeamOluwaNoni....
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Going through this dates E be like February cappo is gonna snatch some of my teamies o
I for say snatch me too but I want my baby to share same month of March with my Mum grin plus 22 is far I am not snatch able tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:52pm On Feb 01, 2022
dave06:
Try and be wearing flats for now o, to avoid more swelling.
You can go back to enjoying ur shoes when you deliver. grin
Thanks ma
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:44pm On Feb 01, 2022
Mama abeg I no see shoe wear again, my leg has increased and I am scared because I am a shoe addict and my rack is full.....Please o anyone experience this before, did you go back to normal size after delivery. I don't want to do mother Christmas with all these shoes oo cry cry
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:42pm On Feb 01, 2022
Honeysweetest:
My baby girl is here through emergency cs at 39 weeks. Pls bs will come later,i managed to type
congratulations

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