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TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Funky123(f): 7:45pm On Jul 06, 2022
shutupareyouGOD:
So funkyy is here…yay…#teammarch lol
My teamie, always been here o
Japa is a must, how’s my baby doing
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Funky123(f): 12:05pm On Jul 06, 2022
msrcoor:
Good afternoon all

Please I need advice o

I'm married, and I entered the pool, but I put spouse not accompying to get a scores of 473. My spouse is not able to write the IELTS exam yet cos of delay in passport. If I choose for him to be accompying, my scores reduces to 454.

I read on quora that you can add spouse if the cutoff is around 453. Please is this true?

Would you rather advise I just wait, if adding him won't be that easy?

I'm reading responses.
Thanks


I think you guys should wait, add your husband and cross your fingers, if you decided to add his unaccompanied you will have to sponsor him later when you get to Canada which might take like 1 year to get approved
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Funky123(f): 11:14am On Jul 06, 2022
People like us wey IETLS don expire inside pool
E go be, I am nervous lol

I wish everyone here in pool good luck
TravelRe: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Funky123(f): 9:05am On Jun 27, 2022
NaughtyBrainiac:
You guys are doing a stupendous job here.
Bravo to everyone that contributes generously. I happen to know Ednut1 in real life but I'm sure he doesn't know grin

My Sister who is in Nigeria, contacted me yesterday that she got an Agent's contact. The Agent would help her get a Slot for a 2-year work visa(A particular company in Canada) directly from Nigeria.

I told her that I understand that the Canadian Government issues licenses to some companies and that makes it possible for such companies to sponsor foreigners to work in Canny.

I explained to her that I don't feel good about such arrangements because:

1. What is the meaning of slots? Slots sounds like a shady arrnagemnet just like we hear people say they've got slots in Nigeria.

2. You are not a specialist ( Health Sector, Tech Guru etc) and your occupation is not on the the list of shortage occupation. What then is special about you that will make a company sponsor you for such work visa?

3. I feel the Canadian companies that allow such arrangements might be struggling companies that charge a fee for such service.

4. I feel the working conditions in such companies might not be good and such employers might maltreat you because they brought you in some sort of way.

These are just my thoughts. I assured my sister that I will do an extensive research and get back to her in 3 days.

Kindly tell me everything and anything you know about such schemes. Thank you

cc: Ednut1 Influential101 seunpinky cochtrane
Just read this on Uk thread and now here
Na UK and Canada agent Dey do together, issokay
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:33pm On Jun 21, 2022
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Layormiii:
A funky mama.. thank you so much. How's baby and how have you been too
We are doing good sis
I miss you and other active mamas here, I got a job as a freelancer 3 weeks after delivery so keeping up with work, baby and coming here to read pages is not easy, in my husband voice “Oyinbo no Dey carry their work play o” lol but I should be here often for now till I resume another job.

Make una no inflict me with spirit of new pregnancy o I never balance
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:22pm On Jun 21, 2022
@layormi congratulations to you
Na your bS I find come this morning…..God bless the baby and keep him
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:21pm On Jun 21, 2022
kokaiye:
whatsup wit babies of nowadays dt doesnt wanna suck brez... Its lkk dey did meetin in heaven b4 decending to earth... Mine too doesnt suck my brez... E prefer bottle. undecided
My case is different then because Zee doesn’t take bottle up till now
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by Funky123(f): 1:05am On Jun 12, 2022
Davidandgo:
Try University of West London or Kent Business School in Canterbury
Thanks
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 7 by Funky123(f): 6:41pm On Jun 05, 2022
Hello everyone, been surfing the internet, please is there any uni still taking admission for MBA for September.
Affordable ones, most I am seeing are expensive �
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2022
LholarB:
BA! BA!

We welcomed our charming bobo this morning 7:26am at 38 weeks through Elective CS

Baby’s weight is 4.2kg , scan said 3.3kg cheesy

Mummy and baby doing great , daddy too is very happy !

Cc cappo layormiii
Congratulations
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:59pm On May 17, 2022
Omakraid:
B.A

To God be the glory, great things He hath done.. We Welcomed our cute angel this midnight at around 2 am (so I heard) via CS. B.S will be updated as soon as I'm well enough by God's grace

Thanks to everyone for checking on me, I can't start mentioning your monikers now but I'm so grateful..

I pray for safe delivery for all waddling mums and may God bless the womb of GTC moms with the fruit of the womb sooner than they expect. Amen
Peeping in to read BA and BS's

congratulations mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:20am On May 16, 2022
Layormiii:
Good evening mamas, My Los activity has really reduced. Tho I know he is in there, but for for days now or so he rarely moves or kick on his own onless I cajole him like touch my belly for a long time, shake it or something like that, and he just move to tell me he is in there and that's all, till I touch him again.. at 35wks fah. Even his dad noticed.
Going to do scan tomorrow Sha just to be sure, if to say I no dey use general hospital and my doctors are easy to access I for go hospital straight sef.
Any reason to be worried or is that how baby boys do?
My baby boy was active till birth, try to get the scan done

It will end in praise
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:18am On May 16, 2022
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I wish all pregnant woman on this thread safe delivery. Mother and child will come out alive to sing the victorious song.[/quote]So beautiful to read, lol I also went into theater with my iPhone, I said I will give the nurse to take beautiful shot, immediately I heard his cry I started crying, I cried till I was wheeled out, what I felt was indescribable

God is in the business of doing wonders, congratulations mama
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 7:10pm On May 08, 2022
Lexusgs430:
Tun tun Ti de ọ....... Zazuu .......... grin
O por Leti, o Ye ke ti ma gbo grin grin
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 7:08pm On May 08, 2022
Lexusgs430:
I missed this lasting husband discuss o.......... cheesy
Lol grin
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 11:38am On May 07, 2022
Lexusgs430:
It must be a full moon .......... cheesy

But you agree, this thread is much better than wikipedia/google combined ........ What makes sense to one, might not always make sense to another.......

Look at it like Ọja Oyingbo....... Loads to choose from.... .... tongue

Some have made friends ...... Whilst others, lasting enemies........ grin
Whilst some lasting Husband grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:14am On Apr 07, 2022
Mummytoo:
Sabi mamas

Make I change topic small

Why is it that during third trimester, the nose gets bigger

I saw my neighbor that has entered third trimester today, I was shocked, her nose don big

We just laughed over the big nose
lol my nose didn't increase, guess it's not everyone, saw one woman the nose big like cup.
I just weak grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 6:52pm On Apr 05, 2022
Layormiii:
laye laye, I will cry ontop your head and send you 100 chats wailing about how u don't find me attractive again because of belle wey nah u gimme oo grin Walai u go gree u no get option grin
Hmmmm, Gbensh minister
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:39pm On Mar 31, 2022
shutupareyouGOD:
Congrats sis…..#teammarch thank God for safe delivery
Thank you mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:23am On Mar 31, 2022
[quote author=GenyEbere post=111513587]BS

This pregnancy was the toughest for me,I hardly sleep well,seeing that I needed the baby to properly heal from the death of my mum and mum in-law I hanged on. I started ANC early I never missed my appointment,getting closer date was picked but I wasn't comfortable with it reason I can't explain. Some weeks ago we changed the date to 28/3,I went to the hospital got prepared and went into the theater after some minutes baby was delivered, his cry was loud enough.

Oh my God
May God give you strength to hold on this period, so sorry ma’am
God will make you laugh again
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:20am On Mar 31, 2022
Omakraid:
Congratulations again Mama Zee of IB.. Report back in 9mths max
My eyes no Dey see well so I can’t see that last sentence
You want to kobalise me
T for thanks ooo grin grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:24pm On Mar 29, 2022
Trippleblessing:
Congratulations again mummy Zee
Thank you mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:23pm On Mar 29, 2022
[quote author=MamaDG post=111486139]Good evening mamas. Let me rant a little. Ibotan, don’t know the English name is really doing me shege. I’m not so fat so I don’t understand why it won’t allow me walk. Please am I the only one experiencing this.


Your pant is probably tight, tHis happens to me when I wear a particular net pant that is not free, try change your pants to a more free ones and see
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:20pm On Mar 29, 2022
Layormiii:
my one and only lafunky baby is now a mother . See God oo
Congratulations mama, he shall continue to be a source of happiness and blessings to your home ijn
Thank you mama, how is bumping
Very soon you will join Vigilante club of Nigeria grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:08am On Mar 29, 2022
BS! BS! BS!

Congratulations I have seen the glory of God, congratulations he has done it for me.

Jan 2020 I got married legally waiting for trad to be done and Covid came like play like joke, Lockdowns everywhere and we had to leave party till everything was down. I and DH started living together after our civil wedding, March we started trying for baby and it wasn’t forth coming.

DH said I am too anxious abi how he talk the English self, We started running tests and Feb 2021 I did heteroscopy that shows cervical adhesion. @Trippleblessing whenever I remember this journey then my heart prays for you because you were there as a shoulder to lean on that day, your joy is coming and it shall be visible to everyone. Amen

During the cervical adhesions procedure I was told I have block tubes then hydrotubation was done, 2 months after I got the big fat positive. First trimester was very smooth, no morning sickness whatsoever , I was jumping around until contractions came immediately we entered 2nd trimester , was admitted and DR confirmed it was threatening Miscarriage, God took control and I was ask to take plenty bed rest.

My Gynea requested for a scan at 36 weeks, baby already weighing 3.1kg and he suggested a CS due to pelvic and height.
10/3 I walked into the hospital with my Ghana must go and 11/3 my Prince Charming was brought out weighing 3.4kg.

Wishing all belle full mama’s safe delivery and many babies dust to all women in the waiting room.

Till we meet again, make I shake my bum bum Sleep small before baby Zee wakes up to suck.

Cappo kokoiye no vex, you fit gimme small cane for delaying BS but trust me it’s been overwhelming being a first time mom.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:38pm On Mar 24, 2022
Omakraid:
Good morning mamas here, May God make the rest of this journey easy for us all by his grace.

Azaebere mama triplets hope you and the boys are doing good.....
Funky123 how's you and Baby Zee..... Vigilante don finally hold cappo kokaiye, she don dey leave us small small cheesy.... Other march mamas yet to submit BA/BS, God is with you all and your LOs..

My fellow team May mummies and mums in other teams, God is with us as our ministry marches ahead to the permanent site.. There shall be no loss by his grace, our celebration shall be full.
Fine fine fine
How are you doing too
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:24pm On Mar 16, 2022
Trippleblessing:
Indeed God is wonderful, congratulations to the mamas and papas of these wonderful boys and girls coming in fresh from heaven.

To the waddling mamas, it shall be a day of joy, whenever it is your delivery day.

To the TTC mamas, let us hang in there, God is in our neighborhood.

To everyone of us, congratulations because we shall all rejoice.
God is in the neighborhood
His name is Ephrata and he will surely open doors of healthy babies soonest by God's grace
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:22pm On Mar 16, 2022
Towerofgrace:
Moje l'ope
Moje Baba l'ope oo
Nigbati mo ro ise iyanu Baba l'aye mi
Mo ri wipe
Mo je Jesu mi lope repete

Mamas my golden sonshine, my rainbow after 7years storm of ttc has arrived via emergency CS
DOB 15th March
EDD 29th March

BS later

See what the Lord has done !!!
See what the Lord has done !!!
What we waited for has come to pass
See what the Lord has done!!!

Cc cappo Kokaiye
I had goosebumps reading this.
Thank you oba adanimagbagbe

Congratulations teamie
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:20pm On Mar 16, 2022
kokaiye:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

Hello everyone!!! I will like to announce to u all dt i welcome my prince charming today at exactly 5:04pm at 38weeks 5days. Help me thank God ooo, God did it 4 me so easy, God is mighty ejoor grin grin grin. Will submit my BS wen i get strength... N i just dey hungry anyhow now.
Oluwa Ese oooo
congratulations my cappo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:19pm On Mar 16, 2022
Omakraid:
Where is the picture now? I can't see it ooo.
Moreover have you been discharged, how are you healing? Waiting for your BS oo
we have been discharged ma'am
I didn't know picture no gree upload o
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f):
Eyin temi bawo ni ooo
sewa

I don miss plenry pages ooo, na back to back sleepless night
Right now if my mama ask for 5k I fit send her 10k if akant did not have azzident

meanwhile peep your baby Zee of God
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:17pm On Mar 13, 2022
Layormiii:
okay mama. Thank you. kiss I don't react to it too
How baby doing . Hope no plenty vigilante yet
Even though, even though I no see sleep till day break, vigilante is real my sister coupled with the nonsense my hospital are doing, they don’t allow visitors so I am practically doing everything alone

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