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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:33am On Dec 23, 2021
Whytehandy:
Let me also use this opportunity to register for team March 2022, I have procastinated registering due to laziness to type.

Pls March cappo register me, my EDD is March 25th 2022 and sex is XY. Thanks
Team March
Team mama for the boys grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:01pm On Dec 22, 2021
kokaiye:
smh lol... U n ur hubby aint serious grin
grin grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:23am On Dec 22, 2021
kokaiye:
lol... Same here thou... Cant seems to walk properly too... It was lik LO was sittin on my left pelvic dis morning... So painful i wont lie... N wen e moves i feel little pains throughout d period e is moving, n wen i am walking at d period e decide to move, i feel pains all d ligament, N all dis oyinbo people always asking, how far gone are you? Wen dey c me walking lik old mama, dey aint shy 2 ask..... But wu am i 2 complain? I accept my package wit my full chest grin
Lmao, I slept around 2am today, my baby movement was so intense and painful, Nawa ooo
life in Oyibo land is different sha, who go ask that kind question here, even on a faceless forum like this some people still don't have the liver to share their Edd grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:14am On Dec 22, 2021
Towerofgrace:
Lol grin you are not nice, I have to be careful when I play love with my boy before hubby starts getting jealous cos all the pet names I call hubby is what I now call my little man, May God help me
DH is babe, my lil man is my baby, he didn't get the memo on time until I explain to him, now he no dey answer Yes again anytime I say my baby how are you grin grin
las las he said he will take revenge because na only his baby he will be taking out when he arrives, koburu I will be waiting for him to grow breast too tongue tongue
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:48am On Dec 21, 2021
miracletoday:
Na only Jumyte29 i dey see,Team April,how una dey? Lets b checking on ourselves pls. For me, this preggy has been a coat of many colors.i m FTM, so these baby kicks or movement is still funny to me,gburrrr,gbooo,can't even lie down jejely again.and I hear nah just rehearsal. I can't wait to b officially in 3rd trimester.
Nancyij
Toopee
Jcuttie
He2nuholuwa
ChizziCindy
Miracletoday
Jumyte29
Iwinne
Lmao, gbaaaa, gbuuuu, gbooo
these LO didn't get the memo that someone is JJC ooo, I dey bank my LO was kicking so hard like he wants to fall me down, This boy wants to see yeye mi loju awon ara bank, the feeling is somehow weird though but it gives double assurance that your LO is fine
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:44am On Dec 21, 2021
successhungry:
I had my first at Ayodele (Jonathan Coker road). Highly proficient Doctors, Nurses are equally proficient BUT they rarely wear gloves to take blood samples. I showed them pepper- I mean dont touch me without wearing gloves.Reception people no get sense- they act like demigods; very nasty. If you are not on hmo; please flee..too expensive undecided It's like general hospital in terms of crowd; pregnant women fight every Saturday after antenatal classes whilst waiting to see the Doctor*lol*. They have alot of pregnant women client...asides these small small nonsense; its a very good place to do antenatal and give birth. There's a private ward as well; was 5k per night. I loved loved the privacy it gave.
General hospital ifako ijaye is good..mean staff(buy a carton of malt to appease their chi) ward aide determines if and when you'll see the Dr. Crowd is madttt.
Agege General Hospital is equally good. Less crowd.The problems here are mosquitoes and no light which is a general menace;imo- last I heard tho.
Problem no dey finish oooo grin grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:40am On Dec 21, 2021
Towerofgrace:
I am telling you this boy has turned my bladder to trampoline, I use to wonder how mamas could tell or feel baby kicking the bladder but now I know, I am enjoying this preggy days sha but also what to see his handsome face, tiny toes, cute bumbum he has been using to push my tummy to the right most time

Kai I am in love grin
Chai, no be small in love o
Me talking to him always and DH will be answering, guy I no dey follow you talk, na my small husband I dey follow gist grin grin grin.
I am so in love o, can't wait to meet him, May God grant us safe delivery, Mother alive, baby alive and daddy alive.
Amen
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Upwork: Getting Started And Getting Gigs by Funky123(f): 2:03pm On Dec 18, 2021
AmKen:
YES
I am interested please, how much do you charge
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:39pm On Dec 17, 2021
tatacherie:
March is just 10 weeks from now na Biko relax and sip juice grin
It will end in praise kiss
Yes ooo
its almost here
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:38pm On Dec 17, 2021
kokaiye:
grin grin abi ooo... How r u doing ? Hope all is okay now
I am fine mama, BP is back to normal
All thanks to God
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:38pm On Dec 17, 2021
Careliteagency:
I am newly preganant and I want to cry��. I feel so weak. Can’t eat anything all day. Please help me
Oya cry small so you can let it out
But don't cry too much sha grin grin, You are welcome in the name of the Lord. You need to be happy o and live the day as it comes, there must be something your body can tolerate, you can just eat small portion to hold body
About the weakness, you might try not to stand for too long, Glucose d helped me too, just a little in my mouth..... Sorry ehn, first trimester will soon pass and you will be bouncing.

Congratulations
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:34pm On Dec 17, 2021
kokaiye:
Goodmorning sir/ma... How yall doing?! E b lik say dis dec long 4 my eyes ooo undecided.. Jumat mubarak. cheesy
Just imagine o cappo, today is just 17
can we fast forward to march already, this slow motion is annoying, I want to see the face of the guy kicking my bladders like ball grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:46pm On Dec 16, 2021
StarryV:
Ok. This was me three (3) weeks ago. I went, I've returned. I'm already 18days passed ovulation and to the glory of God i got a BFP. God is good.
Special Thanks to MorningStar233, Funky123 and Vwoman200 for your kind advice. I sincerely appreciate.

I hereby register myself in this wonderful platform. I've been silently following the thread for 8 months now, wishing and praying to register someday. God bless all the mamas in this thread and i'm wishing other ttc mums a BFP in no distant time. Amen.


Please Please and Please senior mamas i'll be disturbing you from time to time o. Please no vex too much.
Do you have any advice for the latest mum? grin
God is good
Congratulations mama, welcome to preggyclub, the lord will make it easy for you
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:46pm On Dec 14, 2021
Layormiii:
This TT injection is not funny o. Took it yesterday and today my arm is still paining me and swollen small. To think that I will take it more than once shocked sad

My June 2022 mamas, how's everyone doing. Honeymoon phase don start bah
My second TT injection, my hand was so heavy
it took days for me to get better
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:43pm On Dec 14, 2021
Tessyy1701:
Sabi Mama's sorry for digressing...

Please can someone recommend a good blender for Me that can blend beans too and the probably price
I use silvercrest 3000watts for almost a year now, it's good and blends well
Kenwood 3000 watts is equally good, I have Kenwood for sale if you want
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:40pm On Dec 14, 2021
MGeey:
Beet root is good. My mother uses it and it works. just grate/blend and drink. You can also google for more info and use.
Thank you mama
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:46am On Dec 14, 2021
chicaO2:
My mamas, today wasnt a good one for me. I'm 37 weeks and have long been scheduled for elective CS next week Tuesday (38 weeks) due to previous complications.
However, last night I developed feverish symptoms and went to hospital only to recieve a positive COVID test. Now, the hospital is treating me like an alien, sent me home to isolate and won't attend to me till I get a negative covid result OR refer me to another hospital that is able to handle covid.
My question to anyone who has experienced it;
1. How long after a positive result will I see negative one?
2. I cannot afford to go into labour, should I have the hospital refer me? They mentioned Paelon and when I researched, i found that Paelon hospital requires me to drop 5 million naira to even attend to me. I don't have that, so what can I do now?
6. I am presently on Azythromycin, Coatem, Zinc, Vitamin C and Vitamin D (in high doses) for 1 week. Won't all these drugs affect baby? Will these drugs help the positive change to negative by next week Tuesday?

Abeg help me Mamas, I'm totally lost. cry
How soon you will get a negative results depends on your body, your immune system
for my husband, it took him a while to test negative, about 2 months while we kept on using naturesfied Zinc, vitamin c and d(1000mg for all). Then at a point his office linked us with a consultant who sent us some drugs. Please try government hospital like teaching hospital and hear what they will say.

Wishing you speedy recovery
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:42am On Dec 14, 2021
Omakraid:
It's because of the increase in blood volume but Please consult your gynae for certainty and professional advise
Thank you ma
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:40am On Dec 14, 2021
kokaiye:
wow!!! 130 ke? Teamie bcareful with excess salt n maggi in ur food ooo... I do have heart palpitations once in a while... Had it wit my first, it comes n goes... Same thing wit dis one too but not as much as d first, but my bp is normal... D hospital dt i use even chop my moni join b4 i knew dt it was one of d pregnancy packages... But ur own bp is high, stay away frm salt n maggi n start drinking ewedu, just put pinch of salt, reduce stress if u r still wrkin, i wil recommend dt u tk a break 4 a while n monitor ur bp... High bp isnt a gud sign 4 pregnancy.... Pls do take very gud care of ursef cs of baby ooo abeg.
Noted
Thank you cappo
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:36pm On Dec 13, 2021
Good evening mama's
My heart has been beating too fast since yesterday and I couldn't sleep well, I did my bp test and the result is 130/80 which is beyond normal
is there anything to be worried about sad
Please what can I do to return it to normal
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 2:41pm On Dec 10, 2021
CAdeife1:
I applied for the scholarship. They offer international post graduate scholarship (IPS) to 5 international students every session.

I was chosen. You are required to write 6 essays and just proof you are a candidate. I believe it was God.
Wow, congratulations
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 9:41am On Dec 10, 2021
CAdeife1:
Testimony Alert
Me and hubby applied via priority on 24 November
Biometric: 29th November
Collection: 9th December
We are deeply grateful to God. We just heard about this UK route in November. Gained admission in November, got 5700 pounds scholarship in November and got CAS November. University is Liverpool hope University.

Previous Canada denial. I almost gave up but I thank God because of his faithfulness.
Thanks to everyone on this thread for the motivation. Eshe oooo.
We will drop landing gist.
To all who are still hoping, God will do for you too.
Congratulations
did you apply for the scholarship or it's automatic please
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:38am On Dec 10, 2021
Layormiii:
Hello mamas,
So I have been taking progesterone injection since my 4th week and I am presently in week 12. And doctor told us the injection would last till week 12.
When I went for the last injection on Monday she said it was a mistake or so that the injection should be till 13th weeks and not week 12. Meaning I have an extral week to go plus 10k which I pay weekly.
Honestly aside the injection being a very uncomfortable one , dropping 10k weekly is not funny atall. I don't want to take it.Please I need advice.
You have come this Far, it's just one left ooo don't allow this last one to ruin all the money have spent
In case you are not convinced, think about the fact that what you are expecting is worth more than money and money can never buy it
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:03am On Dec 06, 2021
Splasshhh:
I have only done one CS last year July 7th, 2020 and before baby was brought out, she already passed on - blessed memory - placenta abruptio, they said.

My LMP was May 7th this year. I am 7 months gone and the doctor thinks I will have to undergo another CS with the reason that my LMP was too short - 10 months. Should be 15 months at least
My BIL wife had her baby last year August
the baby died before she was brought out due to fetal distress after 3days prolonged labour, she took in 6 months after and gave birth via CS, though her doctor suggests she go into labour if she wants but she said No because of the first scenario
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:56am On Dec 06, 2021
dunnybaby:
Cappo,we are fine o. Just that am confused. I told my pastor about the bladder prolapse and that doctor said if it doesn't go back by tomorrow which is my next appointment,he will book me for C.S next week. He encouraged me to exercise faith that it will definitely go back. Am exercising faith o,hubby is also a pastor but he is already preparing for whatever comes because he doesn't want to take chances. I have also been reading about it but nothing much on it and vagina delivery on the internet. Pls if anyone has idea,just enlighten me more. Do you think I should wait till labour starts and try vagina delivery with faith or I should just go for the C.S? The bladder prolapse is still too there as I type,if open my V,you will easily see it protruding but I feel since I have delivered vaginally twice before,maybe I can try it.
If the doctor suggests, believe he knows what's best and understand the situation more than we do. Yes it's good to have faith but you shouldn't take chances, if it doesn't go back kindly do what he suggests
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:29pm On Dec 04, 2021
dunnybaby:
By




Amen. I didn't snap the leaves but it's on the internet.maybe I should just snap the pot of agbo.
Since you have seen it and recognize it, please help us attach google picture so we won't go and be boiling deeper life leaf o grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:22am On Dec 04, 2021
shutupareyouGOD:
Present captain grin…hope U are good…pls am I to wash new baby cloths and can I wash them now…also can I use washing machine or it has to be hand washed…and what detergent should I used…and do I use just detergent or am I to use antiseptic also….can I use any antiseptic or only savlon ….and finally it should be spread on the baby hanger abi…ejo I know my questions are too many…e mabinu .FTM and I want to be all set by January…as In everything ready and set …I want to sanitize the cupboard and arrange the cloths once and for all…so excited….
So person go still wash new cloth, Jesu o
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:54am On Dec 04, 2021
wentroublecomes:
Hello mommas, I was told this morning that my baby has conjunctivitis (Apollo), please what can be done to treat his eye infection.
It was my mother-in-law that infect him cos she is also treating Apollo when she came to visit us for the naming ceremony
Let wiffy take him to hospital please

home remedy I know is putting the breast milk, just a drop
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:48pm On Dec 03, 2021
kokaiye:
heheheheeheee!!! U tried ooo... Teach me how u stop drinkin milo, cs me i keep drinking chocolate tea ooo everyday not milo though but all choco is milo to me... Dey don't ve milo here.
You know when Yoruba say Gboju
yes I Gboju, it's not easy ooo, yesterday I made a chill tea for DH after dinner, oga dey knack am with wafers biscuits
E no look my Uche face oo, this life no balance true true grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:43pm On Dec 03, 2021
greatmutt64:
Good day everyone. I test positive late last month. My last period was 28 of October and I test positive before 28 of November. But my main concern is that apart from sore breast and heavy body, I don't feel any morning sickness or nausea. I don't vomit and I don't feel dizzy. Is anything wrong with my pregnancy. Am 5 weeks and some days gone. Please has anyone experience this before or should I go for scan
@Expectantmom come and carry your Sister
Lol, pray you won't have it sha, I can relate because I was once you but luckily it never came till I enter third trimester but if they finally visit you, you won't have choice than to embrace them grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
kokaiye:
lol.... U too give it to husbandman na.. E paid 4 it ooo grin
If na because of 42 yams they should come and carry it oo grin grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:15am On Dec 03, 2021
kennybelle:
grin

You will have a healthy baby by God's grace. But pity his mama by not making him too big cheesy
All of them wants big baby ooo, make my own honeypot con tear, infacti am watching what I eat I stopped everyday milo because my mum told me it also makes baby big

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