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dave06:
But how can someone go from 60kg pre-pregnancy to 80kg at 38weeks of pregnancy?

It's not like I'm even over-eating o... Chai.

Bikonu Sabi mamas... Hope there's a chance I can get my pre-pregnancy body back after birth?

kokaiye:
FEBRUARY ROLL CALL

TEAM MARCH 2022.
My people...its roll call time. Happy new month, how are yall doing? How d waddling? We are almost der ehn? Hang in there.

I hope u all have bought all d essential things for baby... If not, pls do cs u may not know wat pregnancy package dt will want to show at dis stage of d pregnancy... U may feel strong today n weak tomorrow... D package just dey chng lik calendar... So no slacking ooo... N start packing ur hospital bag too... Baby fit come at anytime frm now for mamas dt ve early date of delivery... U fit port ooo... No dey surprise at all.... May almighty Allah watch over us n our LOs, assist us during delivery and after delivery, protect, guide us n our LOs frm bad energy. Bad things shall nva happen to us. May fortunate things always b ours insha Allah. N to d TTC mamas may almighty God grant dem wat dey desire fast... May we n all preggy mamas all over d world give birth to a very healthy bouncing babies insha Allah... Amin.

NAMES................................EDD....................... SEX

1. ShutupareyouGOD........03/01..............XY

2. Marimaar........................03/12................XY

3. Funky123....,...................03/22.................XY

4. kokaiye............................03/24.................XY

5. Ewaifeoluwa................... 03/25...............XY

6. Ashabi08..........................03/31...UNKNOWN

7. MummyNeto.................. 03/08...XX + XY

8. Richwifey........................ 03/25...........XY

9. Femaletribe......................03/06.....UNKNOWN

10. Towerofgrace...............03/29.....….XY

11. Ihateinjustice............03/24....XY+UNKNOWN

12. Azaebere..................03/23..........UNKNOWN

13. WHYTEHANDY..........03/25..........XY.

14. LEGENDSMOTHER...03/27....... XY.

15. DSNONI.........................03/29...... SURPRISE.

16. LOLDAAR200................03/09......XY + XY.

17. MAMAVIC......................03/29..…..XY.

18. ROSYBABYY..................03/26........UNKNOWN.

19. STEVIC1.........................03/26..........XY.


##TeamMarch2022
##Teampreggyandgallant
##TeamSwift and safe delivery
##TeamOluwaNoni....
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Omakraid:
Jealous ke, I only asked oo. Thank God you know its curiosity

Omakraid:
You are welcome in the name of the Lord. Abeg is your baby XY too?

Orlolahdey:
BA BA BA
Mamas, my beautiful damsel is here via induced labor
EDD 17th Jan
DOB 29th Jan
Tanx for ur prayers fam, really appreciate it..wanna sleep nw. BRB

Omakraid:
Went to try it after reading your message and it corresponded. Why did you ask?

firstpregnancy:
Thanks @Towerofgrace.
To say I have gone through this 2wice before sef .
Pregnancy no be anybody Mate o.
October looks so far
Mamas how soon can I start my antenatal

Towerofgrace:
same here o, sometimes the sorry sef can be annoying cos it can't do anything, but i know he feels for me the way he looks at me like he if could he would help carry the belle small.

@ Dsnoni rotfl, no kick dh oo biko, me i have strategize how i will so dump baby for dh after delivery, that's why i have invested in boobs pump and bottles, no be only me go do vigilante with the excuse say na i me boobs after all this vigilante i am doing now

@ MorningStar233 pele mama, that thing is not easy, mine is a combination of him being around and also travelling, he can only proffer solution over the phone no physical help when he is not around for instance my feet were swollen yesterday only solution he could provide was to say call your cousin to massage it for you my cousin with small soft feminine hands that felt like she was romancing the feet , the thing no just jive strong woman ko strong woman ni, pls leave me let me be weak fah!!

@ladyrachy and you will pity him not to wake him that he has to go to work in the morning, but you go also dey vex say him no even pity for you, some men ehn, shebi weekend dey come na, everything he didn't do during week he must do weekend, pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him sef no go close eye.

@firstpregnancy kai!, sowie you hear, just dump baby for him after delivery, anytime he is around he must to pay for being absent for long

Towerofgrace:
stand up for the champions!!!!, welcome teamie to the geng of mama boys

Towerofgrace:
Teamie, i dey tell you, it now feels like the days are just dragging, maybe because i am semi ready at least with shopping, orbeacuse of the daily increase in heaviness or the anxiety of seeing and holding him, or because vigilante don return and i stay awake for hrs middle of night, or because i am tired of waking up early to go to work everyday or because my back close to my shoulder blade aches when i sit for too long or because food aversion has started again or because jajaina ache is a morafoka but i sha know say i don dey tire small small

stevic1:
Hello, have being a silent reader since 2017. On my 3rd missionary journey. Team March am joining d leading team. Sex. XY

successhungry:
BA!
My BBG is here..brb with stories

Halcyon123:
Ha,no wonder my ear just the ring anyhow. Abeg make una no vex ko.
Make una use this Sunday rice and beans cool temper. Make I go find kunu for una
Honeysweetest
Rejoice012
Omakraid
kokaiye
FlowerGirl040
Funky123
Who I no call again
Chai,who push me,make I run before the come for my head.

RhemaDavids:
B.A B.A
Mamas i have put to birth a bouncing Baby boy, just as my heart desired
Edd 30th Jan
Dob 23rdJan
B.S coming soon, let me rest small

Cc semisola

MorningStar233:
Wait o, December mamas no even too give us BS

Halcyon123:
Ha,no wonder my ear just the ring anyhow. Abeg make una no vex ko.
Make una use this Sunday rice and beans cool temper. Make I go find kunu for una
Honeysweetest
Rejoice012
Omakraid
kokaiye
FlowerGirl040
Funky123
Who I no call again


Chai,who push me,make I run before the come for my head.

Omakraid:
Foodie, carry your pounded yam comot for here , I hope your baby does not hold a morsel of whatever you eat on delivery day in his/her hand or even carry cup of kunu

shutupareyouGOD:
Me I’ve been eating pineapple all through oh…one of my favorite fruits

whyworryPH:
BA BA BA!

Announcing the arrival of my princess through elective CS this morning.
Baby weight 4.2kg.
Team February I don port.
BS later.
Cc. Semisola

firstpregnancy:
I have not done any scan yet but I am sure the pregnancy happened this January, so I should be under team September .
September cappo pls add my name .
Tainz

kokaiye:
e remain 4 u to drink raspberry... Omo!!! E b lik say b go start to dey drink n do anything to induce labour by 38weeks ooo... Baby must come by EDD date abeg... My tiredness is starting to kick in.... @funky123 @towerofgrace abeg how una dey ooo?! Wetin dey sup

StarryV:
Good afternoon beautiful mamas. Please at what stage of preggy should one take the first TTC injection?

Omakraid:
Ok, that means I misnt miss my next appointment. Please how many times is antimalarial drug given and when cos I've only been given once

Layormiii:
and then asking how many weeks are you now madam I don taya for their mata

MorningStar233:
Abeg which hospital do you use, Because mine is just BP and Weight, they have never measured my belly sef, nothing like checking for baby's heartbeat...na wa o

Omakraid:
Oh, OK... I asked because apart from the day I registered that I conducted all tests, subsequent checks has been weight and BP and when I get to c the doctor, he asks if I have any complaints which I don't have mostly and asks If I have my routine drugs and measures my tommy. That's aside the days I took TT

loldar2000:
Na God oooo, Cappo Kokaiye leads and others follow...
But come to think of it, don't you think we will be needing a Princess for our Boys. At least one XX should join the list.

Dsnoni:
Same here o. The kicks and heaviness no be here at all. Make march do and come fast fast.

Towerofgrace:
Don't threaten us with backing him jare, grandma's will back him if your shakara is too much, no let February mama's hear you oo with this uncompleted building you talk,me sef dey talk am but it is also the month of love too

Towerofgrace:
Cappo me sef dey wonder if they sleep, cos when i wake midnight, it is still gbas gbos gburrrr like miracletoday said.

I hugged dh from behind on the bed one time, he said baby was just kicking his back meanwhile me don sleep go, which means even when one is soundly asleep they still dey throw parte after parte