Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:29am On Jan 11, 2022 |
kokaiye: Goodmorning... Thnk u so much... I am okay now with all d symptoms gone... Infact i am stronger than b4.... I tnk God for his mercy upon me n my baby... It was scary at first but we gud now... Hubby too is fine n bouncin around now.... Alihamdulilah!!!! I no gree enter Nairaland yesterday, my mind was with you.Thank God you are fine now |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:25am On Jan 11, 2022 |
shutupareyouGOD: Hello Mamas…pls who else has anterior placenta…baby’s movement have been stronger lately…and it’s like he doesn’t sleep for long again…kicks almost all the time and the kicks are so strong that I’m worried he is kicking the anterior placenta.so sometimes I tap my tummy so he stops…. I can't even remember if placenta is Anterior or Posterior in my last scan but then I complained to doctor last ANC, the kicks is now something else I am not even sure he sleeps at all Because I am a late sleeper at night and up till 2 o clock he still dey run around |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:20am On Jan 11, 2022 |
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Health › Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Funky123(f): 9:25pm On Jan 09, 2022 |
Ego65: pls. And pls and pls I beg you with God am new to this nairaland forum..I don't know how to message you or send email...pls contact me...I need your help based on this journey...your case before is exactly what am going through . Fro 4% active motility to 0. ...am dying....it all seems like it's my end...could you believe I stopped having sex with my husband..even when I do..I have this thought in me that says ..us it not just dead sperms...I will get sooo angry that I don't want anything to do with him... Hubby lives like a depressed being in this house...my marriage is in shambles..��� . @Funky123.... @ funky123..... @ Funky123... Help me I have replied you, please give him peace, give him rest, His Ego has been bursted and they hate this most Dec 2020 my husband almost drive both of us into an accident, we were talking and at a point he started crying saying I can't father a child, Zero count, zero motility....Thank God nothing happened that day, A year later we are here expecting to meet our Son in few weeks. It is not his fault please, keep doing what you do together, he needs you more, Encourage him. It will surely end in praise. |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:50pm On Jan 09, 2022 |
kokaiye: Goodmorning mamas, happy Sunday to us all.... I wokeup to a sad news this morning.... My hubby was ill on d 2nd of january, with d symptoms he was indicatin my mind was tellin me dis man hs contacted covid ooo cs nirmally, e doesnt protect himsef..... On d 5th of january night, i had a terrible headache which i waved that it will go when i wakeup in the morning... It wasnt even morning yet b4 other symptoms started showing.... I started having bodyaches, couples with heart palpitations, chills n chestpains... I just concluded mayb it was pregnancy packages ooo.... Tnkfully i have midwife appointment in few hours... Will tell her everything goin on wit me.... Getting to my appointments was a nightmare cos i was so weak with fatigue.... Tnk God i got der, my bp was checked n my bp was 88/65, fear gripped me, 88 ke? Dis is bad ooo... My midwife didnt say anythin abt my bp but i sha told her abt my symptoms... She asked if i hv had my covid vaccine i said no... She said i shld go 4 covid PCR TEST dt all d symptoms i mentn r covid related, i said God4bide... After leavin her office, i just ordered for d PCR TEST KIT immediately n got d test kit d following day..
Msg to all husbands... Pls na beg i dey beg una.... We woman r doing everything to protect ourselves from infections pregnant or not.... Mk una try dey protect una selves too... We cant b running from all d infectns of dia world n una go dey break our protectn barriers. Pls... Tnk U.... So sorry about that cappo, you all will be fine by God's grace Take things easy with him please, he can't intentionally bring covod home to you |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:34pm On Jan 08, 2022 |
Ify15: BS!!! I am sorry for the late birth story o. I have been so lazy to press phone since delivery. I want to thank God for his Grace upon my life from conception till date. The pregnancy journey was not too stressful for me apart from the normal symptoms applicable to pregnancy. I .That was how my birthstory went o.I will continue to thank God for his mercies upon my life. Safe delivery to all pregnant mamas. You all will testify of God's goodness in Jesus' name. Cc: Krystalluv birth story submitted. Thanks everyone. So sweet to read I also tap into fast and easy delivery |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:28pm On Jan 08, 2022 |
shutupareyouGOD: Oh…okay….not sure I’ll do it You should teamie, did you noticed dirts in your nipples if you check, my last ANC on Thursday our matron told us to start cleaning when we are getting close She said we should run with olive oil like 30 minutes before bathing and wash it off and we can also use cotton wool and olive oil to clean |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 6:53pm On Jan 07, 2022 |
MrHighSea: Joined the forum bc I was attracted to the jobs section, moved to housing, car and now family/Health section.
I thank God for everything.
Kudos to the op and others that keep hosting and contributing to relevant threads.
I'm about 2 months married. I usually say I'm ready to father a child not until madam showed me something this morning and was talking about 5 weeks, missed period, tender breasts (i dey fear to touch them but dy look very attractive) and cramps.
I don't even know where to proceed from. I went and withdraw money. but from what I've read here, it's like we need go hospital first. but, Babe was dancing to work today. If I call her and she does not pick on time, I feel unsettled. Is she ok? what are we supposed to do?
I'm not doing hard man again. The one that me I saw is in paragraph 4 sha, they look very attractive and I was smiling like Mumu  Congratulations to you and your wife, God has make you Cross the hurdle of Dem womb watchers. Just do as other mama has suggested |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:03pm On Jan 07, 2022 |
StarryV: Good day mummies in the house. I'm 8weeks gone, haven't gone for any prenatal visit yet. Haven't even been experiencing any MS except for slight cramps, fatique in the morning and yes swollen and painful breasts. No vomitting, no nausea. I just experienced a little discomforting cramps while at work this afternoon and i felt a little discharge and decided to visit the toilet. I wiped and saw light blood . Please is there anything to worry about? Sincerely it's the first time i'm seeing blood discharge since i got my BFP. Please is this normal? Any cause for worry?  You Can go foR a scan to see how things are |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:54pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
Layormiii: Good evening mamas. My heart palpitation is on another level o, I can't even count how many times it happens in a day. Am beggining to feel Asif it's not normal o. Aside the palpitation I am okay generally. Should I be worried abi nah so e dey be? I am a FTM I hope you are not sleeping or lying on your back, heard it causes palpitations |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:47pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
MzCorleone: BA! BA!! BA!!! Help me thank Jehovah overdo. I welcomed my baby girl through elective CS on the 3rd of January. Her birth weight was 4.6kg. Indeed I saw the glory of God. See as I shine eyes like torch Congratulations to you mama Someone I know also had her baby on the 3rd and she weighs 5kg, omo e shoeck me bakan bakan  |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:39pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
semisola: ROLL CALL FOR TEAM JANUARY
Happy new year house, our waddling mamas, sorry for my absence.
Praise God, I have put to bed to the most beautiful baby girl ever, it was through an emergency C-SECTION, the devil wanted to try us but God had the final say.
I am fine but still recovering, C-section isn’t for the faint hearted, I will be back to drop my BA story.
Pls do mention this thread is you have put to bed. Thank God for our lives, we would have been consumed but for his mercy which is everlasting.
S/N. - NAMES. —— EDD. — -Gender——-delivered
1. - semisola ———- 12th. —— - PINK—-delivered
2. - Esthered ————3RD. — —BLUE——confirmed
3. - Blisworld61 ——--12th. ——- - PINK
4. - RhemaDavis ———-30TH. —- - -Surprise
5. - Successhungry- ———28th. —- —- PINK
6. - Livelystone - -————27Th. —-- BLUE
7. Orloladey——————17th———- X
8. Miracle001——————15th———-Pink
#teamjanuary #teamhealthmotherandchild #teamhebrewwomen Congratulations mama |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 4:03pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
Aprokodaughter: Una just they repeat what people have said already since last night. Everyone has an opinion and people don't come to Nairaland same time, 10 people might have quoted the post and I won't know because I started reading from the page I stopped. |
Travel › Re: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 10:46pm On Jan 05, 2022 |
@babajeje123
If I would say, women also like to have opinions, two heads are better than 1 they say so I would advise that you always discuss with your wife and plan together.
Maybe you should hold on on the plan to bring your mum, Apparently you love your mum the same way she love hers and it's beginning to look like you are competing with her.
On sending money home to her mum, let he start working so she can do as much as she want for them but that also shouldn't stop you to include her in your budget once in a while. I sort my parents needs myself And sometimes hubby can just ask me for my dad or mum account number and send them money, I didn't ask him to do but it is voluntary and of course it earns him more respect. And I will also say even when I do my parents calls him before they call me because In their mind he is also aware and he supported me in giving them
I said this because if there is communication and mutual agreement, believe me your MIL won't care whose account the money came from Please be easy on her, we are created differently and our understanding to life is also different.
May you both walk together In Clarity and Understanding |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:06pm On Jan 04, 2022 |
shutupareyouGOD: Present cappo…this week has been good…no heaviness , no pain…no waist or back pain…nothing...I pray it continues till delivery Heeheee I want to be like you when I grow up o |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:38pm On Jan 03, 2022 |
kokaiye: JANUARY ROLL CALL
TEAM MARCH 2022.
Happy New Year to all of us, may this year favour us insha Allah, may this year also grant all our heart desire Amin.
I hope all u mamas r doing okay and doing great... Dont b tired ehn... We r almst der. Happy 3rd trimester to us all.
NAMES................................EDD....................... SEX
1. ShutupareyouGOD........03/01..............XY
2. Marimaar........................03/12................XY
3. Funky123....,...................03/22.................XY
4. kokaiye............................03/24.................XY
5. Ewaifeoluwa................... 03/25...............XY
6. Ashabi08..........................03/31...UNKNOWN
7. MummyNeto.................. 03/08...XX + XY
8. Richwifey........................ 03/25...........XY
9. Femaletribe......................03/06.....UNKNOWN
10. Towerofgrace...............03/29.....….XY
11. Ihateinjustice............03/24....XY+UNKNOWN
12. Azaebere..................03/23..........UNKNOWN
13. WHYTEHANDY..........03/25..........XY.
14. LEGENDSMOTHER...03/27....... XY.
##TeamMarch2022 ##Teampreggyandgallant ##TeamSwift and safe delivery ##TeamOluwaNoni.... ) Happy new year Everyone May God see us to finish line If my back no break before March, na to do testimony because E CHOKEEEEE Third Trimester no be my mate  |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:10pm On Dec 31, 2021 |
Howyeh: Items needed: 1. Hard stone (ako okuta) in d absence of kerosene lantern 2. A stainless plate 3. A piece of Ankara fabric
Heat d stone up on fire for few minutes, put in d stainless plate. Then take ur already made ankara pieces with uda & kafura (grinded together, knotted in it) Place (d knotted part) on d stone to heat up.
Ensure d temperature is ok for baby by first placing the heated knotted-part of d ankara piece on ur cheek before placing on baby's navel Do like 12-15 rounds at a go 3ce a day for d start. Works like magic!
Edited: it's Kafura pls, the one dey use to make herbs Thank you mama I smiled when I read place on your cheek first, and I remember the adage "Fina Jo Ra e ko to fi Jo omo eni"  |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:32pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
Paragon311: Good afternoon house.
I will appreciate it if I can get matured and quality advice here.
Married for three years.
We had a still birth the 30th day of December 2020 after wife discovered baby wasn't kicking as expected and we visited the hospital for checks. Breathing test was done on the womb and it was cleared baby breath wasn't coming up. Obviously, baby gone and next thing is evacuation at exactly 8 months gone. It was discovered when the baby came out, it was chromosomally abnormalities. Thank God, wife was able to get over it.
Fast forward to today exactly one year after the last experience, seven weeks gone into pregnancy, wifey just discovered wetness in her panties, lo and behold, blood with thick cloth stained the pant, entered toilet to clean, and immediately drove to the hospital. Doctor run check, cervix was opened and blood flow. Meaning, no more baby in intact shape. Evacuation done afterwards
Really sorry if I couldn't place all in the write but I believe experienced mom's understand the little I can put up.
Your wealth of experience is needed for advice.
Many thanks house.
Do have a beautiful and blissful new year ahead. Mehn, I am sending loads of hugs to you and wifey, I can’t imagine what she is going through now Please try to see a gynecologist in a specialist hospital and also do not neglect the place of prayers For the 2 to happen the same date, it means a lot to the Africa girl in me…. God will lead you to the right doctor and he will help you fight and win your battles. It shall end in praise by Gods grace, 2022 you shall carry your bundle of joy in your arms |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:51pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
eipreel: BA BA
The Eagle has landed today 30/12/2021.
I have plenty things to say in my BS but I dey come make I see road fess 
Cc Krystalluv Congratulations ma’am, we Dey await the plenty stories Eyin ti bo bayii |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:49pm On Dec 30, 2021 |
Howyeh: Hi mama... Sorry abt d all-night  Isslaik gripe water doesn't work anymore.... Don't u apply heat? Some don't! I did, my sis isn't! It all depends on choices and beliefs! My baby never had that colic pain (to God's glory) All I did was apply heat. Her G.mum started with 3ce a day, after she left I continued sameway for a while, bfr later reduced to 2ce, and by d time she was 3momths, I had stopped already.
Compliments! What does it means to apply heat please |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:26am On Dec 30, 2021 |
kokaiye: hello hello!!! (In bro shagi's voice) wat do u mean? dnt starve my baby ooo ... Omo!!! Dt meatpie enter my eyes no b small. I am not starving your baby ooo, na him Dey starve me Once I eat a small portion of food, my stomach will become full like I have eaten all the food in Nigeria, I won’t be able to sit comfortably, to lie down self na war, meanwhile, I have been drinking water like cattle maybe that’s what makes my body full sha I don tire |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:42pm On Dec 29, 2021 |
Halcyon123: Merry Christmas  I for say pass me 1 but to eat don become war, baby Z. Said I should be starving Eku enjoyment, help me pass 2 to my Cappo sha  |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 5:28pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
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Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 1:48pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
MzCorleone: I had my first baby through induction at exactly 40weeks old. I am pregnant with my second and currently 39weeks gone. If she passes her due date I ll go for another induction. My experience on induction wasn't really bad/painful per se. Got to the hospital that day by 9am was induced by 10am. (Its kinda uncomfortable because of the tablet the doctor inserted in my vagina) didn't feel anything all through the day till like 8pm at night,my contractions were on and off and not so strong was checked checked twice and i was just 4cm dilated. I slept till 2am when the doctor came to check me again,was still 4cm and I was given another tablet. It wasn't until like 5am I started having very strong contractions. I was advised to walk around the ward. My sister, I couldn't even lift a leg it was as if my legs were nailed to the floor me that thought I have a high threshold for pain by 7am my water broke and the contractions increased. They were coming per seconds and the only way I could ease on the pain was double over which made my baby's eyes to be bloodshot but it cleared within a week. By 9am I had an urge to poop and I told the nurses they thought I wasn't ready until they followed me to the room and saw my baby's head, called the doctor and with 3 huge pushes. My 4.2kg prince came out. So don't be scared the only thing u should pray about is to have a healthy baby and mother and that labour will be quick,short and without complications We will all share our beautiful experiences in Jesus name. You pushed 4.2kg baby out Jesus o, how was it Please did you have tears |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 1:44pm On Dec 28, 2021 |
kokaiye: i wanted to mk reference to dis... But just skipped.... U dt said u dnt want baby to b big u stop takin milo ... Anyways... Dnt fear dear ur baby is already big, no goin bk... Dis also mean baby is doin well n on healthy part but go ve ur glucose test done to rule out gestational diabetes... Dis test is done from 28weeks I will do it on My next ANC visit which is next week Thanks Cappo |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:02am On Dec 28, 2021 |
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Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:59am On Dec 28, 2021 |
kokaiye: Ahahahah!!! Welcome to my world!!! I ve being on dis badass pain since i was 6weeks, it made me stop going to work sef since i was 8weeks cs my work requires physical movements 4 8hours n smx 10hours non stop n on my feets 4 all those hours, couldnt cope mehn, it was so bad it bcm sciatical... Next time pls dnt use rob cs it contains camphor... (Google abt d side effect of anythin dt contains camphor durin pregnancy, lemme use dis opportunity to tell u dt u shldnt use camphor on baby as well wen baby arrive too... Many of our naija mamas dont knw dis thou... Even me wen i was a novice.... ) Embrace ur back pain teamie!!!! ... Backpain simply means baby is sittin on one of ur sensitive nerves n der is nothin u cn do abt it. Na to tell him to stand up on my nerves remain because it's so painful Thanks for the tips, we don kuku go back to base no one to massage me again  |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:39pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
28 weeks Baby Z. Weighing 1.2kg  , now to sleep don become war, the back pains ooo Jesu, Mother in Love has to help me massage it tonight with rob. So what will now happen at 30+ They did not explain womanhood to me very well o  Any remedy for back pain edakun |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
Justperfected1: Hope am welcomed You are welcome in the name of the Lord(2ce) We can see all over you, the glory of the lord, you are welcome in the name of the lord  |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 10:33pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
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Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:33pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
kokaiye: hello dear, i heard frm our old women dt women dt cough or ve heartburns during pregnancy means deir baby is gonna ve plenty hair... Dnt knw how true is dis thou lol... Cappo, na lie ooo my BIL wife had cough sotey she was admitted, las las her baby girl did not have hair, infact the hair on her head be like half plot  |
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:28pm On Dec 26, 2021 |
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