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HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:14am On Dec 03, 2021
Now that you have entered third trimester, you better let’s be doing it well, abi they did not tell you in antenatal that your body needs it, this one you are always running yen yen yen grin grin grin

What figure of speech is this Kwanu

Meanwhile I am looking for my libido in case e pass your house ooo
FTM rants tongue tongue
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 6:23pm On Dec 02, 2021
TheGuyFromHR:
Of course they don't take it seriously, why would they?
UKVI was playing around when it places a "20 hours during term time" warning on student visa stickers in their passports and on their BRPs.
Feel free to work as long as you like.
Gbas gbos grin grin grin
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 6:20pm On Dec 02, 2021
Lexusgs430:
He/she that is ready to squat the visitor, unfortunately dictates the tone .......... cheesy
As per he who pays the piper dictates the tune grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 6:09pm On Dec 02, 2021
Femaletribe:
Happy new month cappo. We are fine o, finally in my 3rd trimester. Abeg when is the right time to start shopping for baby? By the way I have a boil on my back, I don’t even know from where..... May God see us through
The time is right to start shopping ooo just that I heard things are always expensive now except for stores that will be doing Christmas sales
I plan to shop small and probably do the rest in-line next year January
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:24am On Dec 02, 2021
kokaiye:
wow!!! Nice growing bump... Na una b team big bump ooo grin ... Glory b to almighty God for the journey... May we see it through insha allah.
My bump is really small o, it’s only showing well here because I wore a turtleneck that contrast with my body

Amen to the prayers
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f):
kokaiye:
DECEMBER ROLL CALL.

TEAM MARCH 2022.

Happy new month to u all, its december last month of year 2021.... We thank God for watching over us n letting us witness d end of the year n may he continue to watch over us and all our loved ones insha Allah.

Hello teamies!!! How are u all doing?! Hope
baby/babies is/are kicking well... How is second trimester treating u? N i know sm of us has enter 3rd trimester, n i hope 3rd trimester met u well.

Abeg mk una dey ans roll call ooo... Mk una no just dey look n pass biko 4 us to know dt yall doing fine... @marmaar @ewaifeoluwa @ashabi08 @richwifey @femaletribe @ihateinjustice n @azaebere wataguan??!!! Watz going on?! Hope all is well.... All will b well insha allah n in jesus name ooo

NAMES................................EDD....................... SEX

1. ShutupareyouGOD........03/01.................. XY

2. Marimaar........................03/12....UNKNOWN

3. Funky123....,...................03/22.................XY

4. kokaiye............................03/24....UNKNOWN

5. Ewaifeoluwa................... 03/25...UNKNOWN

6. Ashabi08..........................03/31...UNKNOWN

7. MummyNeto.................. 03/08...XX + XY

8. Richwifey........................ 03/25...........XY

9. Femaletribe......................03/06.....UNKNOWN

10. Towerofgrace...............03/29.....….XY

11. Ihateinjustice............03/24....XY+UNKNOWN

12. Azaebere......................03/23..........UNKNOWN


##TeamMarch2022
##Teampreggyandgallant
##TeamSwift and safe delivery
##TeamOluwaNoni....
)
Cappo, 3rd trimester met us well, God is good
My Lil man is doing fine and doing gymnastics, this boy can’t tell me otherwise, he must be Footballer when he grows up grin grin grin All this practical should not go in vain

I am excited at the same time tensed a liru bit as we get closer day by day, well, I trust God who started his good work to finish it well. Amen
I added this picture because today I am full of Joy, 2021 has been a rollercoaster, even if all hope were dashed I am happy I got a compensation of baby Z. Growing inside. From faith bump to real bump, thank you Oba Adanimagbegbe

Safe delivery to all preggy mamas and lots and lots of baby dust to my sisters in the waiting room, This blessings shall go round.
Amennnnnnnn
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 10:46pm On Nov 30, 2021
MissLarry:
Thank you so much for your time. I have emailed the school already and I have the letter of proficiency.
I am waiting for their response.
Also, I have someone in the UK who can pay my fees.
Thanks so much
Hello, please can I see the content of the proficiency letter
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 3:39pm On Nov 30, 2021
dollyparton:
Good afternoon house

Pls Justwise and other Gurus in the house, can I mention my aunt as my sponsor during my visa interview? Shes actually my sponsor but we don't share the same surname. Can she be accepted as a sponsor? The money is in my account but I might likely be asked for who is my sponsor as my salary doesn't correlate with what I have in my account.
No need, it’s even better to be a self funded student
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:35pm On Nov 30, 2021
wentroublecomes:
Today is my boy naming ceremony grin grin grin
I am craving party jollof o but I am not sure you Dey ibadan grin grin grin
Congratulations, may his arrival bring you Joy, elevation and plenty plenty money to care for him and his mum
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Funky123(f): 9:05am On Nov 29, 2021
deedee44:
I'll be in ibadan in 2 weeks time, I need this. Can I have your digits?
‪+234 915 775 0953‬
You can reach me here on WhatsApp, thanks
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:18pm On Nov 28, 2021
Krystalluv:
Johnson is an old product. But it has Nigerian and foreign made and a lot of fakes. Johnson is very good if you are lucky to know and get d original foreign made. I got Angel to be on a safe side. I bought d Angel set 5k+ but as at last week, someone told me it's now abt 7k.
Cusson is also good and old too but I didn't buy it bcs Angel has more stuffs in the set than Cusson. With Angel set, I'm covered for all baby bath essentials.. It has a body lotion, oil, disinfectant, powder, soap gel, cologne, menthol, Vaseline, small diaper mat, cotton bud and even 10 pieces wipes.
But bcs of all I've heard and read abt all these products, I plan to use coconut oil or Jimpo ori for baby's first few weeks.
Also heard about jimpo Ori, I saw the baby set
maybe I will give it a trial too
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:15pm On Nov 28, 2021
kokaiye:
all dt u mentn are still safe, ice cream is safe n minced pie is also safe.... D minced pie is sade cs all d ingrediate in it are already cooked b4 dey r baked but 4 d ice cream, if d eggs dey use are petrified ones, its safe n 4 d almond fruit, almond fruit is,100percent safe if u wash it very well b4 eating so.... U r still on gud side of safety, kilishi too is safe to an extent if u gt it frm a gud place thou lol... But wat me i am craving like indomie d msg is bad news, pizza, d cheese in it not safe 4 pregnant women, mac donalds too, d one i am craving is d one wit cheeze, milkshake is just lik cold liquidized ice cream, not sure d kinda egg dey use 4 it, n soft drinks contain caffeine... So, u c... Lemme jusy dey my dey lol.
Is Indomie not good, I dey chop o because it's even in my pregnancy food plan
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:13pm On Nov 28, 2021
kokaiye:
mk una no vex ooo cs i have being reading alot about taking care of baby skin cs my first baby experience about skin care is nothing to write home about cs my baby suffered in d hands of ela which is called dermatitis in english... Tnx to almond leave dt comes to d rescue. I learnt dt baby dnt even need all this set of designer, perfumed oil, cream, powder or soap.... U dont even need dettol or all dis strong antiseptics bcs baby skin is too tender 4 all this strong chemicals in d products.... Ordinary perfumed oil, soap or cream danage ur baby skin, causing an outbreak of alefo n ale on their skin... Moreover, babies r not even dirty.... So wat u can do is dt... Just get ursef adi agbon (coconut oil) use it alwz on ur baby skin n hair, u dnt even need powder, dont use dettol or any similar stuff like dettol on ur baby, neva eva... Use ordinary warm water except if ur baby is a boy n u need to take care of his circumcised penis, just apply it to dt particular area only, as 4 d soap use any baby soap that have no perfume in it... To avoid ela or alefo or any other skin problem nursing mothers face in Nigeria... I have said my own... It was wen i stop doing follow follow using all dis chemical based baby product, my son was free frm ela... I still use coconut oil on his body till date... Lookin fresh n happy

Thank you Cappo
TravelRe: Living In The Uk-life Of An Immigrant (part 2) by Funky123(f): 12:21pm On Nov 28, 2021
icon8:
This one be like seasonal oh. Fixed term Christmas contract with potential for extension over winter, depending on performance cheesy grin cheesy
Lol, Sounds like Christmas part time duty, e be like cold Dey much that time
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 11:32pm On Nov 27, 2021
Krystalluv:
I bought Angel set. It has all baby bath/body essentials.
Thanks ma
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 9:19pm On Nov 27, 2021
Seniors in the house
Which baby set of oil, soap and liquid is best to buy, I window shop on some pages on IG and what have been seeing is Aveeno but it’s on high side o
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 3:53pm On Nov 27, 2021
lobinche101:
Their are other ways to avoid this black market rate just that its against the rule of this page. But I will advise u to find a friend family or even enemy outside the shores of Nigeria. The difference is much
The other way, can I pm you to get the info please
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Funky123(f): 1:59pm On Nov 27, 2021
Clearance offer 2000 only
Selling for 5-6k


Location ibadan

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Funky123(f): 1:56pm On Nov 27, 2021
5000 naira only

Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Funky123(f): 1:54pm On Nov 27, 2021
have this items to sales on clearance
1. New 2000 watts electric griller 9000(3 PCs available)
2. Adjustable baby rocker(new) 9500
3. Food processor 3 litres 8500
4. Day and night vision driving glasses( 2 glasses in each carton) 2000 (over 70pcs available) if you are in environment where lots of people own a car, then you can buy to resell, selling for 5k on IG
5 wireless car mount charger, also serves as phone holder you can connect to AC vent to call, videos or mapping while driving. Price 5000

Location Ibadan
Can send to any location too
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by Funky123(f): 3:51pm On Nov 26, 2021
Busybeehf:
Yes, I miscarried because I didn't know I was pregnant and I was flying bikes in gallops. I did urine test prior that time, it was negative. It's really painful because dh and I really wanted a baby. I have done the evacuation. Thanks for the response.
God will do another one soonest
so sorry
TravelRe: Before You Come To Ireland!!! by Funky123(f): 2:48pm On Nov 26, 2021
ceejaynnaji:
Good day , pls what is your experience so far ?
I am a medical laboratory scientist and just got a job offer, should I go on with it or keep on striving to get a UK JOB?
Did you get the job offer from Naija here, how did you go about that please
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 7:38pm On Nov 25, 2021
Krystalluv:
Libido is 0% here but I don't have choice. Like one of my aunties said, it's not for pleasure now, it's just for easy delivery.. I'm d one running after DH every night now.
I was once here while TTCing, DH said the only time I want sex intentionally is when fertile window is around the corner, and for me that time is not even pleasurable, it is work
Nawa o
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:22pm On Nov 25, 2021
Krystalluv:
Na 'kodi' style oo.. Just push bum bum up make work start from behind.. As in like rear entry tongue wink
Abi u do side by side..
Jesu mi o, it's so hard, side by side did not even work
Kodi style self e get as he be, Libido is 5% undecided undecided
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 8:30am On Nov 25, 2021
Krystalluv:
My December people, how we dey? Hope we are preparing for LOs arrival? We should be packing hospital bag already..
The way I've been baby dancing and drinking ewedu soup, u will think my life depend on them. I just can't wait to see lo..
Shopping done. Hospital bag packed. Exercise started..
But wait o, does it mean nobody wants to port to Nov? Pls, let the BAs start rolling in!!
Easy peasy delivery to us all.
How una dey find baby dancing easy with big belle, please drop the style manual abeg grin grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 4:36pm On Nov 24, 2021
IhateInjustice:
Hello cappo, I'm team March

EDD: 24 March

Twin 1 sex: unknown
Twin 2 sex: XY
Yippee, our second set of twins are here
Jehovah thank you Lord, Safest delivery to us all
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 3:11pm On Nov 24, 2021
StarryV:
Good Morning mamas in the house.
Please I have a little concern. I have been ttc for 7 months now. I live in the Eastern part of the country while hubby resides in the Southern part of the country. We visit each other as least in three weeks interval. This weekend is actually my fertile window and I have plans to travel to visit hubby this weekend. Is there any thing extra I should do or eat to improve the chances of getting a positive PT result in this cycle.
Sabi mamas in the house please help.
The cycle I got pregnant, I had some guava juice and stopped 2 days before ovulation, I tracked my ovulation with my app too. The guava leaf is to be boiled, drink first thing in the morning and at night, I was also on naturesfield zinc, vitamic D and C
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f):
Towerofgrace:
Hello Cappo, pls add me to March, team XY edd keeps changing, but 29th sha, i dey disturb ooo cappo so take me like that kiss kiss kiss

Ha God na me you bless like thishuh Osuba Yin re Babami Adanimagbagbe!!!
Welcome to our team of mama for the boys
Yes,all thanks to Oba Adanimagbagbe, he makes everything beautiful in his own time
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 2:59pm On Nov 24, 2021
wentroublecomes:
BA! BA!! BA!!!
Glory be to Almighty God. My wife just gave birth this morning.
She saw her mucus plug yesterday evening, water broke in the midnight while we are both chatting on fb, and around 9am she gave birth.
I'm soooo happy.
I'm on my way to see my wife and my LO.
Scan EDD: 13th Nov.
Birth Date: 23rd Nov.
Congratulations daddy baby, this big boy must resemble you ooo to compensate you angry grin
TravelRe: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 6 by Funky123(f): 6:55am On Nov 23, 2021
Amazoner01:
Try university of bedfordshire but you’d pay 65percent deposit and pof before cas. Resumption date for January intake is 17th January if you can meet up.

Ps: Kindly note that the school is majestically seated at the last position of Uk university ranking.
Lmao, it's the majestically seated for me grin
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:09am On Nov 20, 2021
Omakraid:
Mummies in the house, I have some questions tonight, please don't mind how foolish it might sound..
1. Hope 18 weeks is not too late to register for ANC for a first timer?
2. What are the tests done when registering for the first time?
3. I've heard a lot about 2nd Tri MCs (it won't be our portion in Jesus name) and the use of cerclage, how is it detected to know cerclage is needed and how can it be prevented?
Number 1, 18 weeks is not early, I started mine at 12 weeks

The hospital will tell you if you do do Scan and other tests will follow when you Register with them

3. Sabi mama will put mouth
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Funky123(f): 12:03pm On Nov 19, 2021
shutupareyouGOD:
They said it’s nothing to worry about…scan showed everything is fine cervix closed .placenta ok…etc…but I’m still wondering what could cause the spotting…although the doctor said stress…I wasn’t worried yesterday because I still felt the kick a after the spotting…abi could the kick have caused the spotting…still no ans
You can just rest very well, since scan says everything is alright so shall it be in God's name...... No loss by God's grace

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