Politics › Re: NASS Probes Uncover $15bn Oil Fraud by funkyibodude(m): 11:02am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Saturn213: I wonder what the PDP minions will say this time around?
Is this witch hunt from Buhari or Tinubu?
That GEJ was the most corrupt president to ever rule this country is not in doubt. But it is the magnitude of the theft that is disturbing
Buhari should take his time to bring sanity to this country. my dear before you quote, take your time to reason, 1999-2014, was GEJ the president from that period, 3 administrations have passed before he became the president. |
Romance › Re: One Word To Describe This Romancelander by funkyibodude(m): 7:49am On Nov 10, 2015 |
Beautiful |
Politics › Re: Picture Of A Black Child As A Zoo Attraction In Belgium by funkyibodude(m): 7:20am On Nov 10, 2015 |
menix: If same belgium can pay me $2k a month to come pose as monkey or gorilla am off oo..
Courtesy Buhari economy..  |
Politics › Re: Arase Issues Final Warning To Pro-Biafra Prostesters by funkyibodude(m): 10:33pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
I pray the heed the warning |
Politics › Re: Five Killed In Wukari Over Taraba's Governorship Judgement by funkyibodude(m): 8:39pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
chukwudi44: The worst the tribunal should have done was to order a re-run and not declare her Governor against the wishes of majority of Tarabians!! What sort of democracy is that? To your last statement even if Alhassan decamps to PDP she would still have problems!! Majority of Tarabians are christians and would not want a muslim Governor ruling over them. worst of all a woman. |
Politics › Re: Five Killed In Wukari Over Taraba's Governorship Judgement by funkyibodude(m): 8:31pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
NgeneUkwenu: May Their Souls Rest In Peace!
Meanwhile Aisha Alhasan will soon be Sworn in to calm all nerves!
Democracy in action!
Mama Taraba, We All Love You  sorry to burst your bubble here, but not in Taraba state, as long as TY danjuma is there. |
Romance › Re: Girl Catches Her Bf Cheating, Burns His Clothes, Poses With Them & Shares Pics by funkyibodude(m): 6:21pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
Wow! she must be extremely devastated  poor chick  . But c'mon what difference does it make burning his clothes, he's gonna get a new one. |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 5:55pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
Grinch: Dis ur packaging na die  what package bro  |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 5:54pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
pharmroyle: OP have u heard of the word "green light"?... Yeah u are seriously seeing a green light, but it is coming from a faulty traffic control device  lol, mine is showing red light  |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 2:13pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
BlaqCoffee109: lmao...Nairaland! @op..you know what's going on..you are basking in the enticement! when a woman means you? o.y.o! don't wait till march before doing anything about it..anything just might happen before then + the husband may already be in the know bidding his time..don't entertain her at all in your house.. speak to her husband in a playful and diplomatic way you rather he accompanied his wife anytime she chooses to visit you as it is a cause of concern and embarrassment to you when she visits unaccompanied. You have exonerated yourself albeit passed on the message to the man..he will get the drift..cut all ties to them as a couple..do hanky panky with her,her husband might just play ping pong with your b.alls..see gobe enlighten me more about that o.y.o.. |
Politics › Re: Worst Performing Governors According To CGPI October Report by funkyibodude(m): 1:38pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
This report is useless and highly condemnable, first of Ebonyi and Akwa ibom have new governors so do you expect them to do magic within a year in office. Secondly why is kogi state the first on the list knowing fully well that elections are around the corner, why no rating before now. APC should take it easy with their lies and propaganda before it's too late. Nigerians ain't foolish as the think  |
Politics › Re: Murtala Mohammed's 77th Posthumous Birthday Is Today by funkyibodude(m): 12:12pm On Nov 08, 2015 |
Hope your sins are forgiven sir  ! I heard that you were ruthless during the civil war, my grandma told me how your troops shot and killed innocent people including babies in our village (arochukwu local government in abia state) including some of my family members. Well R.I.P  |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 9:58am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Sanguine: Atleast sex with her is on your mind even though it's the "last thing". You'd better be extra careful with her o, so you will not come back here to tell stories that touch the heart. Ehen! haha no not at all, what I meant is that I won't give in to temptation with her |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 9:55am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Sanguine: oh I see. Well, if I were in your shoes I'd just tell her I'm not comfortable with her always coming around and telling me stuff about her husband and all of that. And at the same time I'd be alot more careful with her and her antics whenever she's around (since she's rather stubborn). You can be sure she'd get tired with time and back off. But then, *clearsThroat* I'm not in your shoes and I doubt if your shoes will even size me. Lol. HAPPY SUNDAY! thanks dear, I wish you the same. I will also bear that in mind |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 8:45am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Sanguine: But wait o, funkyibodude, this woman, she nor get work? You better run for your life before your life runs from you o, ehen! she's unemployed at the moment, though she runs a Catherine business but most times she's at home. |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 8:40am On Nov 08, 2015 |
raymond4luv: I so believe that u av touched something if u av not enterd the promise land, since there is more to the story. Buh bro..u are in a big problem if u av not realized dat, don't u ever think the husband is a 'mumu'. He may be planning something really bad for u. Best solution..kuku ma tell the husband buh exercise wisdom while doin dat. lol, I haven't touched her, what's more is that she likes telling me intimate things going on between her and her hubby, sometimes she tell me how her husband is too busy for her, in some occasions she borrows money from me though she pays back, sometimes she gives me money if I ask why, she would say its just her nature she likes giving. I accept on the basis that she's just a nice neibor but why it's disturbing is her unusual visits to my place, her mode of dressing ( she doesn't dress like married woman) when she visit my house, her attitude towards my female friends and her constant interference in my personal life |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 8:16am On Nov 08, 2015 |
nairalandist: @funkyibodude
To be honest, I think we guys are always too weak and unwilling to resist women even when it's against our morals. . .
From your post, you clearly should be avoiding her by ignoring her and reducing communication with her.
The truth is that we sometimes enjoy the attention, but women on the other hand are always quick to make a guy know they have no interest in his advances.
Pls o, fashy the woman make she no let you offend God! I've tried so many times to ignore her trust me, but she just wont leave. When my girlfriend comes for a visit in my place she would still come to my house and introduce herself as a neighbor.. |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 8:07am On Nov 08, 2015 |
Wallade: @ Op, the lady wants to fu..ck you and you know it. You need to decide what you wanna do. My suggestions: Stop being nice to her Lock your balcony gate all the time so she would have to get your permission to come in and of course, you should never allow her into your house or other Ensure your preferred lady or fiancee keeps a steady visit to your house. In a short while, she will get the message, start hating or disliking you and kill the affection and amourous feeling towards you. However, don't be carried away, don't drop your guards, because she will come back at you really fast and desperately. I will bear that in mind, sex with her is the last thing on my mind, that's why I don't know her intentions |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 8:05am On Nov 08, 2015 |
denedene: Op she has seen you as someone that is reserved and kind. From you story I can deduce that you don't have a girlfriend.. do not follow a married woman, its curse is limitless. Go out of your house or invite your closest female friends often when she sees pple in your home,she'll be uncomfortable thanks I will heed that advice. |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 10:39pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
MzMayD: Just bear this in mind: she is MARRIED. she is probably looking for a baby  that's why I'm really careful with her, though she appears pregnant to me now. |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 10:36pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 5:38pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
PinkBarbie: You could have done yourself some good by hiding your stupidity. Nonsense!
Op, that is not green light o. It's red light. That gentle husband of hers can become a tiger if he gets to hear one thing. thanks I will bear that in mind |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 5:36pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
gassdon: Plan to relocate to another side of the city.
Do not give her the new address. already thinking about that, my rent is due By march next year |
Romance › Re: Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 5:26pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
To all those that think I'm lying, I'm not. Actually what I shared here is even a fraction of what happened between us. There's more but I don't want to go futher |
Romance › Seduction Or She's Just Being Too Nice? Advice Needed! by funkyibodude(op): 4:05pm On Nov 07, 2015*. Modified: 5:45pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
I know most of you reading this would think I'm making up a story, but I'm not, it's true. I have a next door neighbor that have been into me lately. It all started last year on February when she moved in with her husband, as a newly wedded couple. According to her she met her husband as a student and her husband being a lecturer. They got married immediately after her graduation in 2013. Soon afterwards the relocated to my neighborhood because according to her the need a peaceful and serene environment to raise their kids. The first day we had an interaction together was on a Sunday when she asked me that she was looking for a nearest church she can worship at, and according to her that her husband is not the church type, so I asked her what denomination she belonged to she said she is a catholic but she doesn't mind worshipping in any church because it's the same God we serve. I told her that I'm Anglican unless she would join me to my own church which is not far from where we live. She then agreed, after the church service she invited me to her place to meet her husband which I did, her husband was a nice gentle young man that is always with his books and laptop, I wasn't surprised because she told me he's a lecturer. After the visit she said that she would also like to come to my place with her husband so that we can get to know each other very well, I agreed since we are both good Neighbors. The next weekend she came with her husband to my place and i entertained them very well. After that day she started coming to my place unannounced, I maybe asleep and she would open my gate without knocking and walk into my bedroom, sometimes I may be lying down she would come and sit on my bed. The worst is her dressing, her clothes are always revealing. Sometimes she will start telling me intimate things about her and her husband. She will pick up my phone sometimes and go through my pics and start asking me about the girls on my phone. She even collects my pictures and transfer it to her own phone another thing is her attitude towards my female friends, anytime she sees me with any girl her mood changes, if I try to greet her she snubs me, then when she comes to my place she will ask me 21 questions about the girl I was with, and she would start preaching for me against mammy water spirits, sometimes she would tell me that she had a revelation about me falling for marine spirits so she's fasting and praying for me. One day I asked her why she's so interested in my life she said that she just likes me and wish that I marry from her family, I waved it off and had to remind her of her husband, she replied by saying that her husband is already aware that she likes me and he doesn't mind that she's coming to my place as long as we don't have sex together. I tried to report to her husband but a friend of mine said it's not a good idea, that the best thing I should do is to avoid her. Ive tried so many times to prevent her from coming to my place but she just won't stop coming. What's really her intentions?!
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Politics › Re: There was indeed a country called Nigeria! by funkyibodude(op): 12:01am On Nov 07, 2015 |
Fash20: if you are not proud better go and jump into the nearest lagoon or go and drink sniper. Simple! hey bro! I don't want that, I created this thread only for reasonable comments and not for tribalistic tantrums  |
Politics › Re: There was indeed a country called Nigeria! by funkyibodude(op): 11:58pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
DikeOha882: Hopeless fellows writing useless epistle. Barbaric country where the best doesn't emerge, a country where quota system prevails in employment, promotion, admission etc and you are proud to belong to the so called country. Tafia unu correction bro, igbos are not slaves but are prisoners of mental slavery (not all Igbos though). The war is gone and we have to chart a new course, Nigeria belongs to all and not only Hausa and Yoruba.. If you can change your mind set about this nation then it will accommodate us all. After all that was the dream of our founding fathers. Biafra is just an identity Nigeria is our country.. Have that in mind.  |
Politics › Re: There was indeed a country called Nigeria! by funkyibodude(op): 10:53pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
OrlandoOwoh: The only thing men learn from history is that they don't learn from history. good point bro |
Politics › There was indeed a country called Nigeria! by funkyibodude(op): 10:16pm On Nov 06, 2015*. Modified: 12:06am On Nov 07, 2015 |
It's so sad and unfortunate how the civil war destroyed the fabrics of peace and unity in this country. Time the say is irreversible so every precious second has to be utilized in achieving peace and security. If time travel was a reality, it would have been the greatest investment of all time. After all the past is a message we send to the future through the present. Unfortunately there's no guaranteed crystal ball to predict what the future will look like. Today some of us witnessed the continuous agitation and protest by the IPOB, and the same question keeps repeating in our mind, "are we trying to repeat history"? Most of these youths if not all protesting never witnessed the Nigerian civil war, but for those that witnessed it the scars of the war is indelible, and it has been transferred from generations to generations in a vicious cycle. A wise saying described war as death that's addicting to mankind. That's to say as long as mankind exist there would be war. The world indeed is a scary place. Nigeria is a complex nation, with over 100 different tribes including three major ethnic groups (igbo Hausa and Yoruba) trying to coexist with each other. Before the civil war tribalism was minimal, although it existed but there was a reasonable amount of mutual respect for each tribe, my grandparents told me that other all tribes welcomed each other in their domain, no Igbo this or Yoruba this or Hausa that, Things were working then before the civil war that set our unity to the brink.. Today there's nothing you do in this nation that is not attributed to your tribe we now have two nations existing in one country. How sad! I just can't help but to imagine if we had no civil in Nigeria, that's the Nigeria I wished to live in.  |
Politics › Re: Okorocha Blasts Uwazuruike Over MASSOB by funkyibodude(m): 6:35pm On Nov 06, 2015 |
Well I think rochas have a point here, ibos should learn to co-exists amongst themselves. Trust me Biafra ain't the solution.  |