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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Crumbles In Chaos by funkyibodude(m): 9:32am On Nov 23, 2015
Neither TB Joshua or any prophet, but I see dark times ahead, Lagos should be on alert cos the way im seeing things especially this global terrorism and Boko haram affiliation with ISIS, the might attack Lagos, maybe by siege or bomb, shopping malls like shop rite should beef up its security. Lagos airports ( local and international) Hotels motor parks embassies etc...

God help us
PoliticsRe: What's The Difference In Scenario Between Kogi And Taraba State Election! by funkyibodude(m): 8:35am On Nov 23, 2015
It shows the value of lying in APC sad
PoliticsRe: Pathetic Last Hours Of APC Guber Aspirant, Abubakar Audu by funkyibodude(m): 9:24pm On Nov 22, 2015
Sahara reports said that he died as early as 5am Sunday morning after vomiting blood then this news blog is reporting something else. Whom do we believe huh
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Audu Is NOT Dead by funkyibodude(m): 7:49pm On Nov 22, 2015
donphilopus:
It hasn't been confirmed. After everything, the guy's case would be revisited.
sorry bro, but for SR to say he's dead, I believe he is cry
PoliticsRe: Breaking News : Apc Audu Abubakar Is Dead by funkyibodude(m): 6:19pm On Nov 22, 2015
He saw the promise land but couldn't enter sad RIP
PoliticsRe: Can You Answer This Interview Question? by funkyibodude(op): 11:45am On Nov 22, 2015
Toosure70:
Nawa o. Another end time interview question
end time indeed
PoliticsRe: Can You Answer This Interview Question? by funkyibodude(op): 9:49am On Nov 22, 2015
Lordave:
Ok.

Call on the mods to take it to front page, let's get diverse opinion.
I've done that bro
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Succeed In Making 1 Naira Equal To 1 United State7 Dolar, See Why. by funkyibodude(m): 8:29am On Nov 22, 2015
This is the most beautiful 1diotic piece of nonsense I've seen so far grin I call it BUHARINOMICS ( APC economic team)
PoliticsRe: Can You Answer This Interview Question? by funkyibodude(op): 8:17am On Nov 22, 2015
Lordave:
No, you didn't say that in the main post.
yea I know, I forgot to put it.. Communication should fit more for the brain, and the heart should be transport.. Though I would break it down for you later ( according to her)
PoliticsRe: Can You Answer This Interview Question? by funkyibodude(op): 8:09am On Nov 22, 2015
Lordave:
Man!

Heart- Ministry of Power

Brain- Ministry Finance (information for fit here more)

Kidney- Ministry of Works

Liver- Ministry of Defence grin

Stomach- Ministry of Petroleum/ Solid Mineral Resources

Eye- Ministry of Information
cool bro but you have to explain it in relation to their functions in the human body
PoliticsRe: Can You Answer This Interview Question? by funkyibodude(op): 7:49am On Nov 22, 2015
oluvick:
Hope there won't be merger in the ministries?
yea i forgot she said merger is allowed in some organs
PoliticsCan You Answer This Interview Question? by funkyibodude(op):
A friend of mine went for an interview in a pharmaceutical company on Friday, during the interview, the MD of the company asked her (my friend), " IF THE HUMAN BODY WAS A COUNTRY WITH A FUNCTIONAL SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT, WHAT NAMES OF MINISTRIES WOULD BE GIVEN TO THE FOLLOWING ORGANS? ALSO PROVIDE AN EXPLANATION FOR YOUR ANSWER

THE HEART
THE BRAIN
THE KIDNEY
THE LIVER
THE STOMACH
THE EYE

Mods Front page please
PoliticsRe: Missing Soldier:Nigerian Army Officials In Contradictory Claims-Sahara Reporters by funkyibodude(m): 9:28pm On Nov 21, 2015
arresa:
Old and recycled gist.

If you like., quote it from Sahara or ebere news, it's still the same old gist.

We read this from PT yesterday. Our men are back and we've moved on.

Even PT don move on.

Your devilish and evil prayers failed.


God Bless Nigeria and may all the enemies of Nigeria and evil wishers rot in hell....
keep living in denial undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army Denies Losing Soldiers by funkyibodude(m): 1:30pm On Nov 21, 2015
adehsenior:
Lobish where is the source of this news. This OP
the more you guys try to conceal the truth, the more you showcase your stupid it.y in an unprecedented level undecided keep deceiving yourselves, Fools tongue ( the message is for the op not you bro)
PoliticsRe: Say "Yes" If You Think Ohaneze Are Shameless Sellouts. by funkyibodude(m): 6:55am On Nov 21, 2015
A word of advice doesn't make you a sellout. You guys don't know what you are into. Nobody wants war, and Igbos are not ready for any other war. Those jobless youths agitating for Biafra, don't even know what the are getting themselves into.
Its better to think before you act, and not act before you think. That's the fundamental problem of an average Igbo man. That is what caused us the war and we are not ready to face another one huh
PoliticsRe: Work Has Resumed In Southeast And South-south Roads by funkyibodude(m): 2:45pm On Nov 20, 2015
Whynotthetruth:
Onuku...did work stop before now?...didn't rain force slow pace of work?...Was it a project initiated by buhari?...why not open another thread and tell us work has begun in 2nd Niger bridge or benin/Ore/lagos road...mpama
nice response bro, APC trying to steal progress made by PDP.
PoliticsRe: Missing Soldiers Return, Join U‎nits - Army (Daily Trust) by funkyibodude(m):
Hit like if you believe this story is a BIG FAT LIE grin
PoliticsRe: Soludo Faults Buhari's Economic Policies by funkyibodude(m): 8:15am On Nov 20, 2015
saint047:
Two things I don't understand

1. Why was there no FEC Meeting yesterday?
2. Why is there official silence on this news of missing soldiers?
answers 1. No fuel to convey them

Answer 2. PMB is confused and has lost focus
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Fuel Scarcity Pictures And Screen Shots by funkyibodude(m): 8:03am On Nov 20, 2015
omenka:
Typical illiterate PDP tout. The make the loudest noise, throw the most insults, but have absolutely nothing upstairs.
you mean APC
PoliticsRe: Gej Turns 58 by funkyibodude(m): 3:01am On Nov 20, 2015
Happy birthday sir, my hero cool
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Regime Had The Worst Economic Management Team, Says Soludo by funkyibodude(m): 9:27pm On Nov 19, 2015
I'm drunk in laughter grin grin grin grin, this unfortunate deluded economist turned politician is really a big clown! Hear him " GEJ had the worst economic team, but also commend the PDP for making the economy stable for 16years". Speaking from both sides of the mouth. Whom did PDP end with after 16years of rule, is it not Jonathan!?
Oops I forgot, he and obyezekwesili both have the same Godfather, obasanjo, unfortunately the lost outta of ministerial appointments grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Dupes The US - Washington Times by funkyibodude(m):
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, once a dictator is always a dictator undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari Meets With Executives From Peugeot At Aso Villa Today (photos) by funkyibodude(m): 6:13pm On Nov 19, 2015
Lol no details of the meeting huh. Yet some people will shout Sai Baba
PoliticsRe: 105 Nigerian Soldiers Missing: Army Confirms PREMIUM TIMES Report by funkyibodude(m): 5:37pm On Nov 19, 2015
GEJ you're truly a hero, shame on all those fools that voted you out and called you names grin.. History will never forget you.


There was indeed a country cry
PoliticsBreaking! French Authorities Confirm the death of mastermind of Paris Attack by funkyibodude(op): 2:09pm On Nov 19, 2015
French persecutor says that the alleged mastermind of the Paris attack Aldelhamid Abaooud was killed in a police raid.
In a press statement released on Thursday the French prosecutor said that his body was among those targeted during a police raid at Saint Dennis north of France on Wednesday. His body was identified based on skin sample.
It would be recalled that 129 persons lost their lives and over 300 injured in what is known as the worst terrorist attack in French History
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Keep Vigil At Fuel Station (Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 1:07pm On Nov 19, 2015
INTROVERT:
The only solution for this impasse in petroleum products supply is total removal of subsidy..... btw aren't our refineries working yet becaues they would be able to cushion the effects of demand.
good question aren't our refineries working huh Now direct that question to PMB and leave GEJ and deziani outta it. At least we can see whose government is more transparent and sincere
PoliticsRe: South-east Committed Political Blunder –oyegun by funkyibodude(m):
@funkiebully, Don't mind them, they are actually shocked at the positions Igbos are getting in this country. The thought that Igbos would go on their knees begging them for developments. I even learnt the minister from their state got a minister for state portfolio. Shameless fools
Looking for relevance undecided
PoliticsRe: South-east Committed Political Blunder –oyegun by funkyibodude(m): 8:24am On Nov 19, 2015
Mr oyegun or whatever you are called, all I have to say is that we Igbos or mostly us igbos are glad we didn't and never voted for this scam called APC. the worst PDP government is a thousand times better than this useless APC government that only know how to lie, witch hunt and confuse the masses. Igbos are smart the only problem is the bad eggs amongst us like that fool tony nwonye that met you, we all know that it's all about the pockets and bank accounts no interest of the party at heart. Go and face your state Edo state and call that imp like creature called Adams OshiOmOLE to order. I am proudly Igbo 100% by blood 5% by APshit rating. And Funky in Nature...... cool
PoliticsRe: Power Supply Is Almost Constant In My Area. Why? What Happened?? by funkyibodude(m): 7:51am On Nov 19, 2015
kodded:
abeg wetin don happen to the sheriff ? undecided
the new Sherriff is confused
PoliticsRe: A Message To All Terrorist From The U.S Marines by funkyibodude(op): 7:35am On Nov 19, 2015
KashyBaby:
It so sad that these terrorists are killing innocent ppol to call the attentions of the great leaders around the world...now that ISIS/ISIL are gaining strength everyday, the series of bombing will never cease cry
Seems this hatred never stop.
that's the more reason why we should unite against them. Terrorism has no religion, just bunch of brain washed dimwits that kill in the name of God.

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