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cocoberry:
BOTH!

Sex with you would be amazing!

floblaq28:
We all love to feel like we have a certain
amount of control over our partners, but
exerting that control negatively could breed
resentment overtime
Relationships are filled with compromises, but
sometimes we could cross that fine line
between compromise and selfishness. Asking
your partner to do something for you out of
sheer selfishness isn't fair to them.
We all love to feel like we have a certain
amount of control over our partners, but
exerting that control negatively could breed
resentment overtime.
"ACCORDING TO ALL WOMEN STALK" , here are some
things that would be unfair to ask of your
partner:
1. Stop being close friends: Unless you have a
concrete reason, there's absolutely no need to
ask your partner to stop being friends with a
female or male pal. Sometimes your jealousy
could get in the way of you thinking clearly. But
in situations where you are constantly being
attacked by your partner's friend, then it's okay
to go ahead with your request.

2. Change looks : This includes asking them to
lose weight. You liked your partner that way
which was why you agreed to enter into a
relationship in the first place, so why trying to
change them to suit yourself? Unless they seek
your opinion, let your partner be if they are
comfortable with their looks.
3. Reduce time spent with family: If your
partner comes from a big family, pulling them
away will be like pulling out teeth. Telling your
partner to spend less time with their parents
and siblings is quite unfair and could gather up
ill feelings.

4. Resign from their jobs: You shouldn't ask
your partner to resign from their job knowing
that they really happy where they are. It's really
hard to find people who have passion for what
they do, which is why asking them to quit would
be really unfair on your part.
5. Tag you along every time: No matter how
close you two have become, a little 'me' time is
required for the survival of your relationship.
Smothering your partner with your presence is
not acceptable.

So you like sharing advice from a website called "all women stalk?" It seems you plan to remain single for a long time smally!

hefelove:
Where can u tk a gurl to apart frm fast food, bars, restaurant and cinemas cos all dis are nw boring to me. Any other place to take her to just to have fun. Abeg mk una no mention hotel. Thanks

Ol boy! You no get house?

Meeen! _fuck feminism! Its nothing but a pathetic fraudulent excuse! The only thing that holds anyone back in this day and age is YOURSELF! Whether you are MALE or FEMALE! The dream is free!

"_Bitch better return OUR money"( in rihannas voice), Oh yeah eh eh!!!

Chelseafan1:
You must be making sense, your post has 3 likes already, lemme make it 4

Yes oh! The TRUTH always makes SENSE! Cheers!

Chelseafan1:
We know you lot are happy he hasn't gotten a goal, he isn't the only reason the team is underperforming and I trust u know that....his Bank account keeps increasing, y'all should continue with the hatred

So na rooney or depay or martial bank account dey decrease? My friend sharrap and go and fast and pray about how your shekpe blues would escape from the relegation zone and stop trying to argue with the fans of the premier leagues table topping side! ITI like you!

Chaii! Airforce 1 sef? Dis na why the ITI still never get album! Instead of going to the studio to script songs he is always here posting pictures of wack parties and formulating online lifestyle! What a joker!

Who cares anyway? After all whether saraki remains there nigerians go still dey hear am since he is there 4 his pocket! If he goes sef the nigerians go still dey hear am since the next guys ambition is also the same! Men saraki and the entire senate should go lick balls abeg!

ELYMAXiimus:
your ghost accounts have started coming to like and share ya comments. insecure kid

classyalabolas and darkrebel online together.

Busted as always!

Choii? Rooney! SMH while laughing!

Busta rhymes said it best in '96..."Biatch niggas talk shite then they abandon ship!"

5 pages? For this nonsense? And the babe in question is so average looking sef! Chuzzy you must be a _moron! Gtfoh!

Capital one cup Fourth-round draw
Everton v Norwich City
Hull City v Leicester City
Liverpool v Bournemouth
Manchester City v Crystal Palace
Manchester United v Middlesbrough
Sheffield Wednesday v Arsenal
Southampton v Aston Villa
Stoke City v Chelsea
Ties to be played week commencing 26 October

Op! This your thread is so _stupid, baseless and senseless that for the 1st time in my life I am left with no sort of summary as regards the topic of discussion! You should be working as goodluck ebeles personal assistant!

This fool still enjoys making clueless statements? Abeg shut up and wait for your waterloo from buhari!

Arsene wenger getting divorced? So he is now also a specialist in "failed marriages"? Lol!!!

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3245488/Arsene-Wenger-divorce-wife-Annie-Arsenal-boss-s-separation-official.html

geni340:
I thought ve heard it all. But it came as a suprise when a friend told me his bf kept pestering her for sex and she refused(dunno y anyway cus she aint a virgin). but what beats me was what she said her bf said-his balls were heavy as a result of his unspent s*m*n. i dont understand ohh, so guys dat are still virgins even late in life shuld hv had their balls fallen off,, if d thing really accumulates abi

Don't you also have balls? Answer it yourself!

O.p! Na "pro 16 or na FIFA 16"?

What the _fuck?

Airforce1:
hey

What'sup with this "fake" photo story i read about you

You've been living a fake life?

You better ignore that mans lies and if you require further proof of how fake this nora dummy is go through this thread that he was busted on 2 days ago! You better run away from this moniker before you get scammed like all the other losers on NL following IT!

www.nairaland.com/2616409/missnora-most-beautiful-girl-nl/4

coogar:
35k NL posts simply mean i can afford quality internet while you cannot.
you would need to use the boobs of that witch you call a mom for rituals before you would be able
to afford such. your pigskin piece of shyte.....were you not told you were deflowered by your
step father? were you not told you were raised from a levirate marriage? at what stage in your
miserable life did you think you aren't abnormal?



death would eviscerate your entire family tree before it touches me.
you're in a country where the life expectancy is about 47. you are already in your late 30s...
your death is imminent. either way.....it's either you die from a stray bullet of a drunk MOPOL
or your father's terminal illness that got passed to you genetically would do the job/

hell.....how did you survive infancy with the amount of idiocy you were born with?

Abeg dis lawyer should stop calling me biko! What kind of merciless thing am I reading on nairaland so

onyeomaonyeoma:
guy d tin tire me sef.... instead of us to concentrate on tonight match dem dey argue unnecessary


Anyway sha we are winning tonight, Van gaal shud not bleep up with his selections ooooo am hoping he plays Andrea Perreira

Gaal don already talk say wilson and perreira no go play oh! Find another pattern!

Na dis kind of otondo threads dey make me wish for ban! Abeg lalasticlala assist me and this specimen of an o.p to cool off!

We never finish with further maths ogres or assnal twerps, or shekpe _twats! Now na bayern otinkpus person dey see for hia? I no understand this united thread again oh?

This o.p needs 2 lose his own "virginity"!

Truckpusher:
Who's that guy?

The 1 and only "Gayrebel" from the slums of ekiti west! Michael alomo-LIE-ran! Lmfao!

STFUareyouGod:
Seriously, if that's really him, then I give up on him. Dude's got more problem than I thought, he's a psycho

Na only me be him medicine! If you really want to know how psycho and _retarted he is go to the rap battles section and name drop the cankerworm! No kind of curse wey you no go receive that day! LOL

TheSonOfMark:

_Funlord knew the very first day IT mentioned him. IT follows _Funlord with that account to warm ITS way into his privacy just to get personal info to use against him in duels. You know? ITS arch-enemy. ITS trying to seek revenge for the continuous shaming we give IT. So predictable.

I'd psychoanalyze ITS kind even with my eyes closed.

Unfortunately the broke rebellious dark fool does not know that I am the matrix itself! He recently tried to even add me on bbm by posing as a white man after searching my entire nl history looking for ammo! After 1 day of silence I deleted the lying _cunt and after browsing my chat history all he found was his own dead body along with those of all the other corpses in my graveyard for losers! Hope you checked out the battle thread that we used in _fucking him up last week? Lmfao!!! Gbadegbo the cursed goat!

Diego costa banned for 3 games while the "gayners" gabriel has his own 3 game ban repealed! Sorry "chel_shit" fans! That's what you get for parading an agbero as your top 9!..(Sky sports)


No man united striker can ever be this foolish!

https://video.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xfp1/v/t42.1790-2/11996002_1069178613139545_466337413_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjkyNywicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=927&vabr=515&oh=6df5a03ab177e9f59395b13efee4635c&oe=56017014

MISSNORA:
.....ot*i k*********u.... Tell the dude dah pasted my pics here verify

You are a HOPELESS and COMPLETE _IDIOT! Will you just shut your _moronic fake ass up and go and deactivate your counterfeit ass! Goat!!!! lmfao!

Sinnzu:
Sweeter than morning sex i tell ya

Wetin dey pop again?