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Man united 3 southpunks 1! Shoki!!!

Rooney should be ashamed of himself! See martials superb finish on a ball that wazza should have been gobbling up? Hmm! We might be witnessing the birth of a truly great striker here oh! Game on boys!

See as southampton dey use united form barca 4 dia house abeg? Na wa oh!

Funny press conference by van gaal! Lmfao!

Odunharry:
United XI: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Rojo,
Blind, Carrick, Schneiderlin, Mata, Memphis,
Rooney, Martial



United subs: Romero, McNair, Valencia,
Herrera, Schweinsteiger, Young, Fellaini

GGMU

E be like say the ode gaal hear my threat! Rooney should just give dat martial chance and sit his fat ass in the hole! Nonsense!

Bonapart:
pray you achieve half of what he has achieved.... cretin

You can as well eat your own _shit and die if you are so pained by my sacarsm you god forsaken inconsequential baboon!

This mr gaal had better start rooney and martial together oh? I'm not in the mood for any of his "philosophical crap" today abeg! Assnal and shitty have both dropped points so we gats to capitalise on this ish! Go 4 goals!

Gh0stFreak:
to think they actually appointed this pevert as a media spokesperson smh.

cc

And you had to pick a list of "monikers" from another mans post for you to tag on your thread of tripe in order to achieve what exactly? You are not only a "coward" but you are also "immensely skilled at being a _moron" it seems!

The "gayners" best excuse 4 yesterdays debacle against the "blue mechanics"?

See as all the posters on top of me just dey write epistles of trash and sunday morning opio! Let's hope those below can do better!

Simple! I would just create her without including their default "naturally crazy chip" in her brain! Safety 1st!

At least now mikel go get better babysitter work wey him go dey do 4 that london instead of to dey look after other players phones for chelsea bench!

ChiSun27:
It all started sometimes early this year...it just happend and we connected. On my own part....I never knew she was a runs girl. She's jovial and caring.

I actually took her serious until I discovered her true identity and ever since that day....my emotional attachment to her reduced speedily.

I confronted her and she admitted living such a life but that she's willing to change if I'm ready to make her my 'one and only'. But to my utmost dismay, this girl no gree change. Her urge for money is on the high side and she believes that all those her runs yields faster income.

Wetin dey pain me be say, this girl get better handwork. But she doesn't want to manage her life with the income that comes from her handwork as she tags it 'not enough'.

I have tried my possible best to advise her on how she can improve on her hand work because the income is mouth watering yet she is not satisfied with it due to her extravagant life style.


As a matter of fact, I don pursue her on countless occasions, but she will still come back with her stylish way of begging, change kwanu...she won't change.

Peeps, I'm tired...I want to send this girl away from my life (but not the wicked way) because her life style is gradually tarnishing my good image and reputation especially amongst my friends.

Don't know if anyone in the house has been in this kind of crossroads before...if yes....how did you solve the problem?

Look at this plonker? So you can't get rid of a runs girl that _fucks other niggas at random and is still deep in the streets abi? See the calibre of woman on whose head you want to display sensitivity! Okay there is something she will soon "bless" you with that you will also find hard to get "rid off"! Its called AIDS you hear? Dumb ass nigga!

Tomorrow go sweet die 4 dis abuja!

Cheii see as my man bukky don turn 2 streets? 2 be billionaire no easy again 4 dis naija oh! Abeg no forget 2 dey use your bullet proof vest take baff sef ehn! Security reasons my ass!

Gayners? Down to 10 men for the 2nd time in 3 days? What a bunch of indisciplined goats! Lmfao!!!

"I would not dare say that there is a direct relation between mathematics and madness but there is NO DOUBT that great mathematicians suffer from maniacal characteristics, delirium and symptoms of schizophrenia!".....john nash!

No wonder? I now realise that our "resido prof" is great in a "yaba left stylee"!

Dey here dey find solution to your madams "benson affair" you hear! By the time she born "heavy ebele" for you na dat time your eyeballs go clear!

Make I vomit blood if any of these jokers arrest saraki! Na only noise naija govt sabi make! Nothing dey pa!

Because they usually have the tightest and most juicy of _pussies inna the area, plus they always look good in everything you buy for them to wear or to look at while taking a stroll!

Tell her 2 go and choke on some _sperm! @ least she would have fun while dying!

As long as the "benefits" keep rolling in then we gonna be friends! Where all my ex biatches is at? Holla!

AdeLaNa1:
He went for a 3-4-3!! That defence looks shaky tho. But one can expect the attack to cover up the defences' deficiencies....

Maybe na van gaal help am choose formation! Anyway I personally would have gone for "dennis irwin" as the 3rd defender instead of "evra"! He was a better defender and his set piece deliveries, free kicks and goals were superb! Gary neville sef suppose feature! Such is life!

AdeLaNa1:
He went for a 3-4-3!! That defence looks shaky tho. But one can expect the attack to cover up the defences' deficiencies....

Na so!

Juan Matas all time best man united XI


http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9996029/juan-matas-all-time-favourite-manchester-united-xi

Any beef?

nyabinghi:
you need a brain format, he is the dutch top scorer of all time like wazza is for england

Then why the _fuck did you write "HE WASN'T THE DUTCH TOP SCORER" in your post? Abeg prof I would have loved to engage you in a battle of wits but I feel I would be battling against an unarmed person! Sip some aloms and focus on your rooney rant with coogar! Leave our man rudd out of your "surugede" statements abeg!

nyabinghi:
where did i mention him not being a top scorer, your insanity is legendary

So it was buhari that wrote this in your post abi?

"Ruud has no UCL medal, NO Toyota car
from FIFA, wasnt the dutch top scorer"!

nyabinghi:
Nistelrooy won how many league titles in those five years, how many champions league, how many golden boots, how many pfas, how many trophies. Ruud has no UCL medal, NO Toyota car from FIFA, wasnt the dutch top scorer, Rooney is God at OT. Nistelrooy never captained madrid,psv,nor man utd or even Holland. Wazza is the captain of the three lions and captian of one of the greatest clubs in the world.

Erm nistelrooy was actually the TOP SCORER in 3 different european domestic leagues okay? Know your FACTS and not your HOGWASH!

His Individual award list:
Eredivisie Top Scorer: 1998–99,[106] 1999–
2000[107]

Dutch Footballer of the Year: 1999,
2000[108]

Premier League Player of the Month:

December 2001, February 2002, April 2003
UEFA Champions League Top Scorer: 2001–
02,[109] 2002–03, 2004–05

UEFA Champions League Top Assists: 2001–
02

Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year: 2001–
02, 2002–03

ESM Team of the Year: 2001–02

IFFHS World's Top Goal Scorer of the Year:
2002[112]

PFA Fans' Player of the Year: 2002

PFA Players' Player of the Year: 2001–
02[113]

PFA Team of the Year: 2001–02, 2003–04

Premier League Goal of the Month: March
2003

Premier League Player of the Season:
2002–03[114]

Premier League Golden Boot: 2002–03[114]
UEFA Club Forward of the Year: 2002–03

UEFA Team of the Year: 2003
FIFA 100

UEFA Euro Team of the Tournament: 2004
Pichichi Trophy: 2006–07

IFFHS World's Top Goal Scorer of the Decade
2001–2010

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_van_Nistelrooy

coogar:
he was the highest scorer in united cos he played the most minutes....it's a no-brainer.



man utd's 3rd time all scorer cos he's spent the most seasons at united as a striker.
van nistelrooy scored 150 goals in 5 seasons for united, rooney has 233 goals in 12 seasons.
give van nistelrooy 12 seasons and he would have scored about 360 goals for united.

rooney is shyte!

This coogar and dis him further maths teacher don dey on top my matter again this evening abi? I go just "retire" from united now now if dem no take dia time!

I can tolerate almost any kind of shorty except a dirty biatch!

Selling point? Sorry biatch I'm not a trader so I don't have any point at which i need to sell crap!