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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 4:32pm On Sep 22, 2015
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sinizia:
STFU, you acerebral fùcktard!! After the heavy defeat your pathetic club suffered, you went MIA to recover from Costa's blows and Dean's treachery. Fùcking slimeball formed from the sperm of a leperous rabid ekuke dog. You couldn't even defend your club like we United fans did for you dregs of the footie world. May your woes and footie torture continue, you tree-hopping silverback!! gringrin Welcome back, dùmbfuck!! gringrin
Woh! I don't even care about my court case again ni! What sort legible wozery is this na?..._fucktard?..slimeball?...ekuke bingo?....silverback gorilla? Mo' gbe!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 2:27pm On Sep 22, 2015
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Just another day on the red armies thread of glory!
Celebrities › Re: Van Vicker Is A Good Kisser – Omotola Jalade by funlord(m): 1:58pm On Sep 22, 2015
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Van don chop!
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Hangs Out With Osaze Odemwingie (photo) by funlord(m): 1:56pm On Sep 22, 2015
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Na gay bar dem dey? Where are the _bitches?
Politics › Re: Saraki Tells CCTT-"I Am Here Because I'm The Senate President by funlord(m): 1:51pm On Sep 22, 2015
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SHUT UP! Ole!
Politics › Re: Saraki: Time To Step Down By Olatunji Dare by funlord(m): 1:49pm On Sep 22, 2015
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Choii! I don suffer ni! Even bloody nobodies like this "tunji dare bagger" don dey use me shine? It is well!

Politics › Re: Hilarious Captions Of Saraki In The Dock At Code Of Conduct Tribunal Photos by funlord(m): 1:43pm On Sep 22, 2015
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Saraki is trending!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 12:21pm On Sep 22, 2015
Romance › Re: Why Is That Pretty Girls Don't Talk To Ugly Guys? by funlord(m): 11:21am On Sep 22, 2015
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OkeEsibe:
Why do gyals don't like ugly men? Like pretty girls don't even want to be friends with ugly guys. Like so annoying. Like omg.
Go and hustle hard and become rich and watch. how they would begin to talk your ears off all day! Some will even say you look finer than "justin beiber" when in reality you still look like "king kongs uncle"!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:33am On Sep 22, 2015
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Mourinholic:
Vidic? beck? Rooney?
You fit ask sir fergie why dem no make "HIM OWN LIST" yourself on twitter oh? Its not yet a crime!
Politics › Re: Saraki Barred From Using Presidential Villa Gate by funlord(m): 10:27am On Sep 22, 2015
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Peppersoup dey 4 fire! Na to serve am remain!
Politics › Re: Photos from Saraki’s trial at Code of Conduct Tribunal by funlord(m):
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Cct judge: you be thief?

Saraki: I no be thief

Cct judge: you dey loot?


Saraki: I no dey loot


Cct judge: you dey steal?


Saraki: I no dey steal


Let the "Argument, argument argue" commence!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:33am On Sep 22, 2015
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"Ryan giggs is eventually going to be a great
manager! He has intelligence, presence and
knowledge! "Giggs, paul scholes, eric cantona and Cristiano Ronaldo are the four truly world-class players i managed at United." Sir alex ferguson (the guardian )

www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/22/sir-alex-ferguson-earned-more-manchester-united-player
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:43am On Sep 22, 2015
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Nihilist:
I missed nothing. Girls in the UK are by far more charitable...and more beautiful too
Based on "ekwe", I concur!
Celebrities › Re: David Cameron And Wife Accused Of Attending A Wild Party Where Drug Was Served. by funlord(m): 7:32am On Sep 22, 2015
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So? No be london? I've been to worse sef! And its all part of growing up! Abeg cameron bone those gbefs abeg! No shaking!
Celebrities › Re: Iyanya Under Fire For Serving Hennessy & Groundnut At His N400k VIP Tables by funlord(m): 7:30am On Sep 22, 2015
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Choi? Naija musicians sabi fall hand sha! Iyanaya go soon comot say na witch hunt sef or say him manager wack the cash meant for the small chops! Video na lie lie oh! Fans Beware!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:23am On Sep 22, 2015
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Nihilist:
Cultism?

Nah I attended covenant. There was one party at 1145 that year, and it seemed like half the school was going. So my roommate and I took exeat and went too.

Sadly enough I got bounced for turning up in pam slippers. I then spent the rest of the night smoking igbo and looking for mammy water at Kuramo.

When I got back to uni, my name was already on the kill list.

Someone had died at the party. Or coming back from the party. I don't remember now

Expelled for clubbing when I didnt even step foot in the place... The sheer injustice cry
Choi? How sad! And those una _bitches been sabi donate oh! You missed the benefits of receiving 4 years of their massive charity! Such is life! Lol!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 7:15am On Sep 22, 2015
Dadehmola:
Na Convenant University hin dey that year....
Ok! Seen!
Politics › Re: Saraki: Time To Step Down by funlord(m): 7:13am On Sep 22, 2015
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Saraki is of no use to our democracy! He needs to gel lost from that seanate 1 time!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 6:59am On Sep 22, 2015
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Nihilist:
I said almost 10 years ago cheesy

I entered uni in 04 but got expelled for going clubbing. Then I started again in 05 and finished 08
How dem go expel you for clubbing? When that itself na course for uni? Abi the vice chancellor/ rector was your father? You sure say no be "skull and bones levels" you dey try gloss over so? Lmfao!
Politics › Re: Saraki Doesn’t Deserve Pity, He And His Gang Of Thieves Scattered Apc’s Plan – I by funlord(m): 10:54pm On Sep 21, 2015
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Meeeen! _Fuck saraki!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m):
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A reasonable fan would note that even though rooney was moved back into a no. 10 role
against southampton as martial took over
responsibilities in leading the line, the switch ignited some attacking flair from united but it did little to drum up any signs of life in rooney.

He had no shots, no chances created, no
crosses and had no fouls won! those are all the stats you don’t want in a no. 10 and a captain for that matter. Van Gaal has repeatedly spoken of his belief that rooney will come good, [so have I and many other united fans here! I have tried to defend him a few times to coogar who has been the only 1 to steadfastly say that rooney is "past it"] but patience must now be wearing thin even at old trafford. It’s now 11 league games without a goal, and just 8 shots on target during that run.

Van gaal tried him up front, and it did not work
because martial now offers a lot more, they tried him in midfield and it did not work because bastian schweinsteiger, morgan schneiderlin and michael carrick offer a lot more, they tried him at his favourite No. 10 position and it did not work because ander herrera or mata offers more. It is now time to see how things work with rooney on the BENCH? At the moment, he’s being carried in this united team based on status but he has still been our WORST player so far this season! This is the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth! Simple!
Politics › Re: Again, The CCT Orders The Arrest Of Bukola Saraki by funlord(m): 1:27pm On Sep 21, 2015
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Saraki and his confused fans go soon comot say na witch hunting! Is saraki a witch? Or a wizard? Face the music like the "BIG BOY" that you are!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:45pm On Sep 21, 2015
nyabinghi:
do these people have brains at all, we are saying Rooney is not the only one not in form but someone is asking if it is the mentioned players that caused it, you can use search engine to find out(in the words of jose mourinho)
You need to learn to SHUT THE _FUCK UP when you spit garbage and people call out your non existent attention span to the latest pile of cow dung you come to spill on here daily while claiming it to be punditry!

All these your pathetic delusions of grandeur about how much of a fan you are, how much of a brilliant dunce you are or how much of an old inbred fool you are, may matter to the earthworms that reside in front of the gutter opposite your crib but they do not matter one bit to any united brethren here okay! Gaddemit!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
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lekkie073:
fabian barthez was never a marquee signing to me
Dwight yorke flopped after the first two seasons....ended up leaving for blackburn..
Louis saha dat couldnt score double digit league goals thruout his united stay? abeggi...
where in the post did I refer to stam as flop? oga no implicate me o
Bros! Everybody sabi say I been get F9 for english waec! But no be only me IMPLICATE you oh? Even mr AFRODOC2 wey at least(abi na at less sef?) been get A1 for english sef don follow me corner your post oh!

And anyway from the small english wey I dey see people dey write for night school this your post... "with the exception of cantona, no marquee signing
has done utd good....
from porbosky-STAM-veron-di maria-falcao....." Come make am be like say you been include STAM name for your list of united disasters wey no DO GOOD oh! Abi this page na double? Check am oh? Lmfao!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 11:28am On Sep 21, 2015
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dopeJemi:
Abeg bros, what is our business with ozil and sanchez?
Even me sef tire!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:01am On Sep 21, 2015
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nyabinghi:
a lowlife old papa youngie has been foaming in the mouth since his brain leaks at the rate that cant be quantified that is what we see of test tube babies, a low lifer that hasnt achieved anything in life wanna rubbish a legend's achievement. kai rooney has a better rooney has a better throughput than the greatest in your retarded family
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Politics › Re: PDP Accusations, Nothing But An irritant- APC by funlord(m): 9:06am On Sep 21, 2015
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ellechrystal:
Lai there is something called opposition kapish? U don't expect to ve a one party govt like pdp had, hence all d cracks u noticed when ur party was built.
By the way speaking of irritant, i think when apc was opposition u guys were more irritating, u should learn to take things especially if u r given back ur own medicine.
Wen u were lying n irritating d Jonathan led govt it was good for u right?
Smh. Now u can't take it. Imagine sounding like opposition wen u r d ruling party.
All ur lies n propaganda nko?
Better concentrate in making nigeria a better place, n stop blaming Jonathan
You should have just left that letter" N" that you had earlier used to book space sef! Instead of embarrassing yourself by later typing out this senseless and putrid jargon! Rubbish!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 8:20am On Sep 21, 2015
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lekkie073:
with the exception of cantona, no marquee signing has done utd good....
from porbosky-stam-veron-di maria-falcao.....

compare to relatively unknown players like evra vidic js park ronaldo....

the best united players are always those that joined the senior team in their teenage years....thereby giving them the opportunity to grow into the team ....scholes giggs Beckham keane ronaldo rooney

I personally have never digged the idea of utd going for established players ....they just dont suit us
So marquee signings like "rudd van nistelrooy, fabian barthez, louis saha, dwight yorke?" They did not DO UNITED ANY GOOD? Igweee! I hail thou! And you also consider "jaap stam" a flop? Kai!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:26am On Sep 21, 2015
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Martial 4 life!
Sports › Re: Mikel Obi's Babymama, Olga, Shares New Photo Of Him Carrying Their Twin Babies by funlord(m): 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2015
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sexyexcalibur:
dat bench warmer fit feed ur whole village for 5yrs without stress
At least I come from a village that he can feed, unfortunately you came from an endangered jungle so he won't be able to assist or feed you or your other family members from your animal kingdom! Now get lost you psychotic piglet! I don't have time for cankerworms!

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