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As a smart Yoruba demon wey graduate from Enugu wey I be, I quickly follow Evelyn for yansh.

My conversation below :

Me: Hi

Evelyn : Hello

Me: I saw how you are been harassed at the gate, what happened?

Evelyn : Don't mind those people I forgot to print out my call-up letter.

Me: Alright..

Me: My name FunnyDude, what's the name?

Evelyn : Mine is Evelyn

That's how we began, and Chatted deeply that evening.

Like play, that was how I and Evelyn became two love birds in the camp almost every night.
After 4 days in camp, the bond between us has became stronger than the Electrovalent bond in chemistry.

My roomie 'Hilary' a bad guy also didn't help my matter neither, I can say he lead me on in his elderly legacy. Every night, he will said, oh boy make we enta Mamy, female hostel or go fine Bleep do. That's what turned on the beast in me that have dropped after graduation.

I and Evelyn began sex chatting almost everyday.. I won't forget in an hurry how we had our first Bleep at night at the back of Mami market all thanks to Hiliary for his God given talent.

Camp sweet ooh.

Tomorrow I will con..

Ok.. Make I first of all thank Baba God for sparing my life throughout the service in the state of Aregbesola.

Yes, **clears throat**

This my story will comprises of my Nysc experiences(Good, bad), sexcapades both in Nysc camp, my ppa and also with the locals in Osun.

Let go...



The 23rd of May, 2017 is a day I'll never forget in an hurry. Ask me why? O boy.. I checked the much anticipated call up letter as every other prospective corp member of my set, I was shocked deep down my spine on what I saw on my PC in the middle of the night.

Me being born and breed up in the South Western part and schooled in the South Eastern part of Nigeria, my expectation was like Nysc will throw my Ass to the far away core Sokoto, Katsina, Maiduguri or even Chibok .. **Smiles **.

Mummy, mummy, please wake up oo.. I was posted to your home state 'The State of Osun'. Wow, mum exclaimed! The next morning, I was freaking happy because I no wan go Borno make Shekau no come daga my two balls. **Joking**.

I thought to my self, I have cheated Nysc on this, how can a Yoruba boy be serving in Yoruba land, him maternal home state for that matter , I asked? I think I'm being lucky small.

I arrived at Nysc Orientation camp at EDE.... Oh boy,
I see tight babes littering everywhere. My head wan scatter that night. As usual, I was stopped at the gate and my luggage was checked In. Beside me was a fair clean Delta chick (Evelyn) not real name though, she made the longest 3weeks in my life glamorous


Stay tuned guys...

Osun corpers!!!!!!

Where who na dey?
Should I start my tory?..

Get it now

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baba4dgirls:
Hi Nairalanders,

I would be rounding up NYSC, in a months time and hopes to move to Lagos state after that. This is due to the opportunities that abound there.

However, I'm short of adequate information and would appreciate any possible suggestions about:

1. the best area for someone just starting up.
(with a not-too buoyant budget).

2. Details about the rent cost of a room apartment in any of the aforementioned area.

3. I am also open to any further general advice.

I'm serving in Ogun state, and its particularly difficult to go to Lagos and make this search, due to my engagements here.

I would appreciate all suggestions, thank you.

I just finished service too. We can add resources and rent a room or self con around mainland axis.. I'm brought up in Lagos so I know my way around.

I also need this. Especially surulere Aguda, Yaba

Hurrah, today is my Nysc pop.. I'll fund 10pple today. Thanking God for the service year completed.

bukas15:
bro Pls dnt be offended. I did not get any confirmation Dt d transaction was successful.is Dt hw d process works?

No, you are to get a successful notification.

bukas15:
i want to join u. I deposited on 1xbet using master card. it hasn't reflected.pls how long does it take to reflect

Chat their customer care or send them a mail.. Tomorrow IN PLAY will be a Banga

2dice01:

Banga... You sabi joor
Cc me next time make we enjoy am

In play is so sweet on 1xbet with freaking cool options...
I risk another 4 odds inplay and staked with 2k5 and it boom again.
Exclusively on 1xbet
If you want to join me in 1xbet in play.. Holla me let win together

Kizyte:
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Do I cash out or play on? I need your urgent advises.

No let greed do you oo.. Last week I saw 13k cashout, staked with 5k I ignored it... I lost the game.

Run cashout with speed and restake, that's how to HIT Akin Alabi on the fore head

FunnyDude:
Tip
Sevilla
X2
Thank me later

BOOOMMMMM
Is our work oooo
Chopped and clean mouth on 1xbet

FunnyDude:
Tip
Sevilla
X2
Thank me later

BOOOMMMMM
Is our work oooo
Chopped and clean mouth on 1xbet

2dice01:
Real Madrid - Juventus (Throw-ins) Total: 44.5 Under 1.50

The way they are throwing anyhow in this match I doubt this game to green

FunnyDude:
If you are SMART quickly pick Juventus to win

3 odds

Currently stake high pls


MADRID might qualify but will loose this match

BOOOMMMMM

Is our work oooo

15k chopped

FunnyDude:
If you are SMART quickly pick Juventus to win

3 odds

Currently stake high pls


MADRID might qualify but will loose this match

Scores now

0 - 2

Boom Loading

If you are SMART quickly pick Juventus to win

3 odds

Currently stake high pls


MADRID might qualify but will loose this match

Tip
Sevilla
X2
Thank me later

bukas15:
bro Pls are u using their mobile or u browser. which is better?

Mobile app

I received the message too. Tomorrow at marina

You are invited for an aptitude test with UBA Plc, at UBA House 57 Marina.
Date: 11/04/18 Time: 10:00AM
Please come with all your original credentials.

thorrvik55:
Starts 2:00 pm
Malaysia premier league
Terrennganu Vs felda united
Tip : 2 @ 1.60

Is this game sure?

Sent4rina:
I think because man city played more corner in the 1st leg. Liverpool will lunch more attach just to have an away goal and you know what that could result to? More corners!
Besides, liverpool will be more careful tonight not to give Mancity undue chances to put pressure on them.

I won't be supress if both teams play less corner(less say, under 11.5).

You can imagine, the bookie gave liverpool over 2.5 corners @ 1.56, considering the fact that they are going to find an away goal.
Well to me, i think it's a good deal at both odds.

I sensed that too. I'll give the match under 14.5 corner match at 1.40 1xbet

olumaxi:
they shld find a way of allowing us fund with naira na

I fund in naira with my GTBank MasterCard. Use cashenvoy method for it. It'll sail through

olumaxi:
my account refuse to be funded...I think 1xbet isn't a Nigerian company

Are you a learner? 1xbet.mobi is international bookie company

alonso2214:
Betpawa here i come if u sabi dem lets play and win....

And u think one uncle Judas won't enta that accumulator I'm seeing so.. Too much

Surest tip 2:
Man city vs Liverpool

Under 14.5 corners

1.50

Take advantage too.

Man city maximum corners won't exceed 10-11 Liverpool might have 0-2corners

Choix3x:
who told u that it's sure, last week, Barca vs Roma produced over 5.5 throw ins in the first 10mins

Is more feasible today, barca is playing from away there will be few throw-ins in that match. Fc barca has qualified and they will posses roma mostly today by knocking the ball

Surest tips today:


As Roma vs Barcalona


Under 4.5 throw-ins first 10minutes


1.83


1xbet

AlvaroMorata:
Bet 2

Genclerbirligi - Galatasaray
2/2 @2.15

You can stake heavily on FT 2 @1.46

Casted

AlvaroMorata:
Bet 2
Genclerbirligi - Galatasaray 2/2 @2.15
You can stake heavily on FT 2 @1.46

How market? "hope you no sell your papa house use stake heavily".
Wise up boy, betting will lead you to eternal penury