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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 6:32pm On Apr 27, 2018
This Goldenval of a guy is an egoistic person trying to eulogize to himself the attributes of God. Well, your time is near, the destinies you've been using for ritual money and G+ thinking you are helping will come to an end soon and your black anus will be exposed to whole world.

Mark this day Mr. Goldenvalentina Fc
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2018
Viking007 is feeling bossy in this thread. Who send am here.
Goldenval sef dey eff big time. Nor be everybody dey as others, I know person wey him father na senator pikin here with us.
Abeg Park well oga Goldenvalentine
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 10:41am On Apr 27, 2018
einsteine:
Why you dey lie.
When Enyimba take draw with MFM?
Enyimba beat go round today.
Abi you are talking of another match?
I mean
Enugu Ranger vs Mfm
Celebrities › Re: Update: Avicii Cause Of Death Confirmed As Suicide In Family Statement by FunnyDude(m): 9:14am On Apr 27, 2018
If Avicii with all his abundance can think of suicide, then who are my... I'm thinking suicide too. I wana commits and leave this life and con3
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 8:56am On Apr 27, 2018
motta:
the games are too much bro. i do play it and i have won several times with it but i only play ODD as option highest 10 games which is between 50k-70k bonus inclusive.
How do you forecast for this market?
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 9:58pm On Apr 26, 2018
obi4eze:
Casted
I cash out wen athletico score
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 9:39pm On Apr 26, 2018
Bigmex:
guys see wetin i dey hope on o
B92ERRZACWZPW-4353704
Dead on arrival
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 9:28pm On Apr 26, 2018
You can't be a guy and be my girlfriend best friend, never!.
We are all guys and we all knows how this thing plays out at the end.

Tell that babe to huzzz
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 9:19pm On Apr 26, 2018
INPLAY
ARSENAL VS ATHLETICO

UNDER 9.5 CORNERS
2.20
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 5:58pm On Apr 26, 2018
Eyimba vs mfm
Straight X
6 odds
Someone post it hear I play am oo
Single chopped
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 3:26pm On Apr 26, 2018
Tip:
Alhaly vs Zamalek
C. S HT : 1-0
3.50
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m):
Madrid
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 7:45pm On Apr 25, 2018
Mohsis:
Firstly, mind your language. Secondly, if you have a 20 odds system "that works" why will you be looking for updateshuh And finally, I think you need help... Depression is real.
Go and read for your upcoming NECO you this kid.
Depression? Far from it. If I show you my bet account you will open your mouth wide open till tomorrow. You think everyone is a bet addict like you do?

Spare me that thrash abeg
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 7:31pm On Apr 25, 2018
Mohsis:
cheesy he wins on a daily with his 20 odds, this thread is not it... Me I'm just here wondering if the "unfollow" button doesn't work on his page...
Shut the mess last time I checked I'm entitled to view this page for any latest update in the betting world. And also for laughing too
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 7:02pm On Apr 25, 2018
bigcee:
Shut up. Mumu
Respect your elderly age. Wetin dey walk u
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 7:02pm On Apr 25, 2018
bigcee:
Shut up. Mumu
Respect your elderly age. Wetin dey walk u
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 2:34pm On Apr 25, 2018
cyberhike:
I posted this game a few days ago..
game is still on.
too bad I played in a shop.. I for don dey ready to cash out.
Greenland
This game will cast soon..just watch
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 8:17pm On Apr 24, 2018
Fabiyke:
Oga, I reside in Kano. Stop lying to people. Transportation is very affordable.
Did you called #300 transportation cheap within Nasarawa lga ? Whereby in osun state you can tour almost the whole of the state capital with #50. Yes, it was that cheap.

No light in Kano too and also the Almajiri children, dust, illiterate youths littered everywhere looking for blood to suck
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 8:12pm On Apr 24, 2018
kbsheshe:
It's a pure lie, i live in kano for almost 12yrs now things are very ok food is cheap meat, chicken fish are cheap also. Why are there large numbers of igbos and Yorubas, kano is calm and safe.
Says who? Keep deceiving people you hear me. God is watching you and your lots... Cheap my Ass. Nothing is cheap in the present day kano. I'll rather die in the South west than live in kano
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 4:20pm On Apr 23, 2018
vertueptime:
Then perhaps there wld be no other tribes in kano going by ur story.
They are sleeping with one eyes. You can ask them.. Your region is tensed
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 3:50pm On Apr 23, 2018
vertueptime:
Na u sabi
This is pure truth. I'm not bias at all
NYSC › All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op):
What I'm about to write about KANO (KANAWA) and the Northern region generally is truth and the truth only!!!! So help me God.

I'm a Muslim from South west of Nigeria. I lives in Kano for a while, having lived most of my life in the city of Lagos, schooled 5years in EASTERN Nigeria , I said I should try a new region which is North and I went to Kano state.. Boom!! What I met in Kano was just like what Buhari promised us then before 2015 and what we have now.

KANO state is good and favourable for the core Northerner and I can said that again. Please don't risk your life for anything to live or visit Kanawa.
Is not healthy, the almajiris are almost everywhere and their illiterate youths already have their eyes on you waiting for a riot to happen in their community then viola!! You are gone so soon. If I as a muslim faithful can't live in such state I wonder how other people with religion denomination cope.

Below are some of my reasons why I dislike Kano(Northern region ) ;

1. The sun is HOT, so hot that you can melt if care is not taken. I bath 4 times a day, can you imagine?
Dust and granite everywhere due to lack of rainfall. Kano is a sahel region and as such has little rainfall. Heat and dust is much.

2. I'm a muslim born and breed up but I can't live with such people due to some personal security reasons.
Let me give some analogy :

The Hausawa see themselves as the best and perfect tribe on earth and as such they don't value any other person aside their tribesman. If you are Yoruba muslim, kogi muslim and you think you are one religion with Hausa's; my dear southern brother's and sister's any time there is little crisis you will be the first person to be killed and matchet even in the mosque while praying. Imagine the scenario!

3. You won't be able to talk freely with the opposite sex just because of some sharia law. You only live once, and as such cannot live my life in such primitive way.

4. Average Hausa person is TRIBALISTIC . They don't like to patronize you in business or any other trade if they have their tribe doing that business, they prefer to patronize their kinsmen.


5. Things are not cheap as portrays. Pure water cost #10 same as south. An orange is #10 or #20 same as south. I bought #200 suya and it was so small like heck. A room cost 24k - 30k at Tudun Wada.
Note : This is not Sabon gari else it will have been costlier.


6. All eyes on you!! I can say that again, in anything you do they are watching you and accordingly looking for how to blame you especially the landlords in the regions.
Imagine your friend came visiting and she is a female, you know the rest.

7. Transportation is expensive in Kano just as Lagos. The South West state I served you can board a bus 50naira and go any length of the state but in Kano you can enter a marwa and you will pay 300naira more or less depends on the journey.



Please my southern people. Fear North Don't be caught...
NYSC › Re: Reasons Why You Should Serve In Kano State - Mrphysics by FunnyDude(m): 1:36pm On Apr 23, 2018
sylviaeo:
leave dat guy make him dey yarn rubbish. security kor security ni. dat was d main reason I relocated to ekiti. n things r not cheap there as people think. things r so fvcking expensive down there.
I'm in Kano presently, things are expensive as lagos.. No difference joor.. Pure water is #10, and bread is se amount.. I buy suya #200 see as he small.. I dey go back my Lagos jejely.

Here no social life at all. Boredom go kill you. Even the southern girls here are sex starved due to the nature of the state.. I be muslim but I can't live in Kano at all.. Lagos is the best
Career › Re: Should I Dump My Bsc Degree To Be A Mechanic Apprentice? by FunnyDude(m): 9:03am On Apr 23, 2018
I will go fry Akara for Junction in Lagos anytime soon. I'm done with my certificate.. Make i do am gather money.


Please will 40k do for this business??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by FunnyDude(m): 7:35am On Apr 23, 2018
I need a job please
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job ,i'm In Lagos by FunnyDude(op): 7:15am On Apr 23, 2018
No offer is too small. I will manage
Jobs/Vacancies › I Need A Job ,i'm In Lagos by FunnyDude(op):
Please , i'm in need of a job in Lagos.
I am a BSc holder in Statistics

Core Skills:

Data analysis
SPSS
R programming
Corel draw
Adobe Photoshop
Ms office
SAS
Minitab
Public speaking
Communication skills


Justapose1992@gmail.com

I will be glad to any offer.Thanks!
NYSC › Re: My One Year Nysc Experience In Osun State by FunnyDude(op): 10:56pm On Apr 16, 2018
I need comment before I will continue this story

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