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What a thread! Once again kudos to Katsumoto, the only NL member I'll love to meet in real life.

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Gbenga Obasanjo?

Is he not the one that his father (OBJ) bleeped his wife?[/quote]You are the one fanning them when they were fucking

chukxie: @ 5point: Are you gay? I bet this isn't the first time you've been asked this question. I noticed you were asked this same question on the thread you started where you asked people to rate you. Anyways, to each his/her own.

Dear OP, I sympathize with you. What you're going through is better imagined than experienced! There are many reasons that could make a man lose his sense of sensuality. And a lot of them have been mentioned on this thread. However, let me add that a man's desire for intimate pleasure diminishes with age. It's normal. Since you're 32 years old, I'm guessing your husband is between 34~37 years old. If he's in his late thirties, chances are his sexual hormones are depleting. Working-out together can help him burn fat and keep fit. They say "The fitter a man is, the more his appetite for sex." Regular intake of celery, raw oyster, bananas, almonds, eggs can help boost a man's sex hormones. And thing that is worth trying is going on a trip. A change of environment tend to increase our sense for adventures. If there's no time to go on a vacation then you should devise a means to your almost nonexistent sex life with your hubby more spontaneous. Don't look towards the bed or bedroom before you two can get down. Strip nude in the living-room or anywhere other than your bedroom. Let him see the beauty underneath that gown or dress. If he's still reluctant to make a move you should hold his hand and gently lead it to your 'bermuda triangle'. I bet his manhood would be responsive, his hormones would be on fire and all cobwebs in his head would fall off!

Men's hormones depletes by 34-37 I beg to disagree!

vivianc: My dear, your husband is ok jare. He doesn't like s..ex, its that simple. Not all men like sex, and it doesn't make them gays or serial cheats.

Just wish you knew what you were getting into before you said "I do." clearly you are not comfortable with the situation hence this thread and no very sexually active lady would be.

Like I said earlier, you have to make extra efforts, and pls send that shyness to hell. This is your right. While you are it keep talking to him, appreciate him. If there is anything he does to you on bed that you like, tell him in a sexified manner. Men like to know that they are doing something good.

*thinking out loud* Twice in a month? I no fit survive am o. Hian! Me wey dey look forward to atleast twice daily, and marathon on weekends.

Twice daily one dose in the morning before work and another dose after work garnished with a marathon weekend you be correct woman I swear, aye la ma se ki a o sorun, na dis world we go chop before we enter heaven nau.
Life is too short abeg carry on and enjoy your life.

nyere84: funnyx, hw have u been? Ope cool.

@ ur question, no wahala. As long as u are nt a violent man.

I'm fine sweerie, hope you're doing well?
Violent ke! Me and violence we be parallel line wey no fit meet which kain man go dey beat a beautiful woman like you? that beautiful and luscious lips of yours can even make any man trek from Ibadan to Onitsha abeg pm me your dowry lists I go bring am come see my in law kia kia with automatic alacrity.

5points: no, isnt he 'hot'

He's cold like ice water feminine ko feminine ni tufiakwa!

lynpetra: .Haba d matter get as e be na.Check am na.She comot bra,peepee no stand,comot skirt,peepee no vex,comot inner wear,peepee still not motivated.Finally comot druuuxxx,the peepee still limp.Haba!ok,I lap dance naked,with slow motion,peepee still bow head.Mbanu!I can't take it o.

#climbs ontop of him with a kitchen knife
"Bia you better put this to use this night,else I wud cut it off since its useless to me!"

ROTFLMAO baddest girl, you can do all the above show for me but please no come with knife oh na God I take beg you. You no even need to go that far before I give you thorough koboko. Some men sha, he doesn't like sxxx chei see as some women dey suffer.

lynpetra: #sips agogoro as she wonders loudly"why wud a man not wanna kpoki?.Na swear??
Na gay jare.Must she take off her clothe to lure him into the mood?Abi him no mo say wetin dey under woman skirt dey sweetHe is a closet gay,period!

Lwtmb lynpetra! lynpetra! ! lynpetra! !!
How many times I called you? I no no say wetin dey under woman skirt dey sweet abeg tell me more

nyere84: Cheating?? I can forgive and still carry on as if nothing happened. Aftall, is my fellow women that is in polygamous marriage.

But,the only tin that can end my marriage/rlship, is ABUSIVE or VIOLENT man. #I too fear beating abeg#.

Nyere baby can you be my second wife

peteregwu: I DONT KNOW WHY SOME CHRISTIANS FINDS IT DIFFICULT TO ADMIT THAT FEMALE WEARING TROUSERS IS A SIN BEFORE GOD. LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, IF YOUR MALE PASTOR IN YOUR CHURCH COMES UP THE PULPIT PUTTING ON SKIRTS TO PREACH, WHAT WOULD BE THE REACTION OF THE MEMBERS? BELIEVE ME, SOME MAY EVEN JUMP OUT THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF THEIR CHURCH. SOME WILL SAY THE PASTOR IS POSSESSED WITH DEMONS. SO, ANY PASTOR TELLING YOU THAT THEIR IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FEMALE PUTTING ON TROUSER, THAT PASTOR IS AUTOMATICALLY SENDING YOU TO HELL. IN FACT A WOMEN INTO SUCH WORLDLY ATTIRE IS ALREADY IN HELL, EXCEPT SHE REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

("The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God." Deuteronomy 22:5 KJV.)

THE ABOVE SCRIPTURE SAYS IT IS AN ABOMINATION. PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTO IT, REPENT NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. YOU INDIRECTLY TURNING YOUR NATURAL USE INTO ABOMINATION. YOU SHOULD BE A WOMAN AND NOT TO TURN YOURSELF INTO A MAN. JUST LIKE WE HAVE HOMOSEXUALS THAT WANT TO BECOME FEMALE AND LESBIANS THAT WANT TO BECOME MALE, THAT IS EXACTLY THE WAY IT IS. IF THE BIBLE CALLS IT ABOMINATION AND NOTHING ABOMINABLE WILL EVER ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD. WE ARE NOT OF TYE WORLD, SO YOU DONT NEED TO DRESS LIKE OR DO LIKE THEM. BEWARE!

("And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life." Revelation 21:27 KJV.)

Bollocks, 100% garbage some years ago I was in Ghana and attended a church, the pastor wore a traditional Ghanaian cloth that look like tieing wrapper. In Scotland skirt is part of men clothing and they must wear it with no underwear and here you're posting about men wearing skirt as a sin na lack of exposure dey worry una.

Bootylicious: Must every1 like s*x? I have a male friend that is not gay, doesn't cheat on his Gf but he doesn't like sex and when asked he says he believes the energy used on s*x can be used for acquiring knowledge,he loves reading... my best friend dissolved her marriage after 3days, the no s*x b4 marriage, after their wedding night she discovered her husband wasn't into s*x,quoting the man " I can't be having s*x like someone in the prison yard,its hard labour",that's from a very successful legal practitioner, my no time for dulling friend filed a divorce straight.... continue ur self service or file a divorce if u can't cope!

Na wa o...

Shoolar: Ladies are not suppose to put on trouser at all, neither to wear it to church. Because it belongs to male.

Says by who?

I'm now getting bored of finance, already planning to learn SQL by Dec and possibly add on to my knowledge later. I believe IT knowledge can make it easy to hop from one job to another and taking on new project within months or few years rather than getting stuck to a typical 9-5 finance jobs.

calaway: I DONT THINK HE FEELS NIGERIA REVOLVES AROUND THE SS AND SE. HE KNOWS THAT NIGERIA IS ALIVE BECAUSE OF THE OIL FROM THE SS AND SE. WITHOUT THIS OIL NIGERIAN WILL BE LONG DEAD ALONG WITH WITH YOU.

An independent Yoruba nation with or without oil will be ten times better than Nigeria or even any Niger delta Republic.

lynpetra: I no join ooo.God forbidt!The day I mistakenly enter mortuary,I no sleep for one month!

My beret no enter my head again ooo.The head swell like bread wey drink water.

Lwkmd dead bodi no dey bite now, to defeat your phobia you have to do it over and over again.
Okay no worry I get one shop wey I just open; money transfer biz on one side, barber and hair dressers on one side and cargo biz. You fit help me manage this conglomerate while I go work go bring more moni?
The reward is very hard, sweet and juicy

lynpetra: I go take am oooo.Infact I wud encourage you to introduce "IMO SUPER BLUE" to your dead clients.Me ke!It's just thatonce in a while I wud wake up to puty head on your chest to make sure you are still alive.Or pinch you a little,to be sure,mmadi a n'ghi amacha.

Lwtmb who no like moni? Once customers come surplus na im be say you go join me for office na that'll be more money abi I lie no tell me say you dey fear dead bodi o

lynpetra: Occupied :DNna you are a criminality
Hope say you no dey wash dead body oooo .

If I give you dead body moni you no go take am? Abi if you spend am for onwa December dem no go hail una? Abeg moni na moni

lynpetra: When I had cough,I was taking hot water,bath with hot water mixed with abonikin.And I wake up late at night to pray.


No mind funnyx,he won give me cough for UK.

You'll get used to it my dear don't be scared, even me wey lepa sef I dey kampe aboniki dey here too, I even get massage bed wey I dey use to massage people wey get pain for bodi, nothing you want wey no dey London, even babalawo dey for Peckham

dejijohns: OP tok say dey am hostage, una dey hia dey play luv...

Persin wey dem hold fit use phone come NL na bad englis dey worry the OP