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PoliticsRe: Dont Send Your Kids To “insecure” Universities, ASUU Tells Parents by funnyx(m): 8:43am On Dec 02, 2013
Kids don't go to Uni anyway grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu Calls For Extension Of Jonathan’s Tenure To 2017 by funnyx(m): 8:40am On Dec 02, 2013
Ekeremadu, ori e ti gbale grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Why Do Yorubas Resent APGA? Why Do Igbos Resent APC? by funnyx(m): 8:36am On Dec 02, 2013
How can Yoruba hate APGA? How can a party that has no structure in Yorubaland win an election there? How many election has APGA won even in igboland?
It's not about hatred, it's always difficult to sell a bad product anyday and anywhere.
PoliticsRe: There Will Be Bloodshed In 2015 If President Jonathan Runs- Junaid Mohammed by funnyx(m): 7:55pm On Dec 01, 2013
DerideGull: I am not insinuating but stating unequivocally those politicians killed were guilty of whatever reasons the coup plotters had deduced. The January 15, 1966 coup was precipitated by Nigerians and I had no business blaming any Nigerian for the coup. However there were imbecilic trolls such as you who were bent on introducing tribal colors to the coup hence the blame game.
Here comes dende m0r0n the prosecutor, the jury and the judge grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by funnyx(m): 4:17pm On Dec 01, 2013
Kcfun: The silly thing i hv eva done, i intentiona rub my body cream with my door wide open to let the girl i'm eyeing see my naked.fotunately she saw my naked when passing by stop and said bro close your door,i pretend to do as if i don't hear.As i'm abt to turn to her she said Waoooh!!! Since then we are in2 each oda.
You dey take style tell us say u are endowed grin cheesy grin
CultureRe: PHOTO: So Hilarious! Igbo Masquerade Poses With Girlfriend by funnyx(m): 4:13pm On Dec 01, 2013
[quote author=Èlèyinju Ègé]Mayb it's her boyfriend that is wearing d mask.[/quote]Eleyinju Ege what I lovely username kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Manchester United 2 - 2 On 1st December 2013 by funnyx(m): 2:16pm On Dec 01, 2013
It's certainly a penalty
FamilyRe: Nigerian Killed By A Lorry After Storming Out Of Car During Row With Wife In UK by funnyx(m): 2:14pm On Dec 01, 2013
Niseamaka: Irrespective of foundation and lifestyle, the society we live in greatly influences our behaviour. Women in the west generally, not only 9ja women, are manipulating with impunity the very laws put in place to help protect them from abuses. Couple of years ago, a work colleague of mine, white, was thrown out of his house by his wife. This woman with whom he had a daughter, was unemployed. The man works full time and pays the mortgage alone. He rented a small portacabin close to our place of work and still pays the mortgage. His wife now live alone in the house he labours to pay for. Their five years old daughter visits him once a week, on sundays. This scenrio left the man a very broken person. He became an emotional wreak. One sunday, when their daughter came for her weekly visits, he strangled her and killed himself. What kind of society will evict a man from the house he bought and mandates that he continues to pay the mortgage while the wife lives there alone.
Very pathetic, this is one of many instances where women have manipulated laws to punish men unjustly. Sometimes I wonder what kind of devil lives in the heart of some of these women.
However, some men are even worse; this reminds me a case of one guy who practically enslave his wife just because she has immigration issue. One of his friends went to see him and witnessed this yeye man slapped his wife over a minor issue, his friend slapped him back in annoyance and even threatened to beat him up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Manchester United 2 - 2 On 1st December 2013 by funnyx(m): 1:32pm On Dec 01, 2013
Rooney!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Manchester United 2 - 2 On 1st December 2013 by funnyx(m): 1:30pm On Dec 01, 2013
What a chance! Solado na wa for una o
PoliticsRe: There Will Be Bloodshed In 2015 If President Jonathan Runs- Junaid Mohammed by funnyx(m): 9:23am On Dec 01, 2013
frankyychiji: JONATHAN, ARREST JUNAID MOHAMMED NOW!!
Just like he arrested Asari Dokubo undecided
PoliticsRe: There Will Be Bloodshed In 2015 If President Jonathan Runs- Junaid Mohammed by funnyx(m): 9:21am On Dec 01, 2013
This Junaid of a man is very clannish, loud and stupeed, every word he utters is all about threat and selfishness. However, I can't blame him, this present administration have always romance militants, crooks and criminals and he knows he need act like one for the government to take him serious. Like Asari like Junaid. ..
PoliticsRe: We Planned Coup To Topple IBB Over June 12, Abacha Betrayed Us- Col. Umar!! by funnyx(m): 9:09am On Dec 01, 2013
I've always known Col Umar to be disciplined, patriotic and honest so I'll believe his side of the story.
CultureRe: PHOTO: So Hilarious! Igbo Masquerade Poses With Girlfriend by funnyx(m): 12:18am On Dec 01, 2013
Nice one from the celestial being grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Was Arrested For Being A Boko Haram Leader – Asari Dokubo by funnyx(m): 12:07am On Dec 01, 2013
idumuose: Your comment shows Ɣ☺u are a failure.omo rada rada.
Gbe enu e soun agbaya omo irankiran angry
PoliticsRe: Niger Bridge Makes Me Cry -dr. Orji Uzor Kalu by funnyx(m): 8:31am On Nov 30, 2013
But Jona has been the president for 5 years now and igbos he claimed are the pillars of his government yet he refused to build the bridge undecided if the presidency return to the north after Jona have failed to construct this bridge that means una go wait for another 8 years be that o my people undecided you better hold him now make im fulfil his promise.
RomanceRe: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by funnyx(m): 2:00am On Nov 30, 2013
shakur07: Mine was a very pathetic one!! I met d gal in d cab. A very pretty lady oh . I was so busy racking ma brains on ao I go kolet number bur unfortunately for me d gal dropped @ ha own bus stop 3 minutes after. I entered ...as she sropped she was having a disagreement between. D lady and d driver on d amount she paid sha...,d tin reached a stage d driver was bou slapping d. Gal ...,na xo I vex commot from ma seat I go tackle d driver ..I slappd him doing all ds so dah I will turn to a SUPERMAN. In front of d gal ...as I finishd. Wit d driver. Na xo I loookd bk to check for d. GaL I dey fight. For oh ...""Lo and behold dir was no sign of ds GAL ...I was like WTF so I wasted ma efforts lasan. ... To add salt to ma injury d driver and d rest of d passengers laffd @ me like I was a MUMU ....ayam still searchn for d gal up to ds moment. Aniways ...cos ma 2nd name is MAJIYAGBE .....
Menn o ti je eleyi gbe! grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dr Fashakin Arrested By SSS by funnyx(m): 1:16am On Nov 30, 2013
So if one want abuse GEJ it's better to carry a western passport grin grin He knows he can't mess with his big boss in the west who dash am liver undecided thank God for my Iya Charlie Paali grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dr Fashakin Arrested By SSS by funnyx(m): 1:01am On Nov 30, 2013
badmrkt: pathetic scumbag!...bro you're so fvckd up already...its high time you got a life. You don't' have a what...?
Why are you crying more than the bereaved? Someone abuse GEJ and you're screaming like a cow about to be slaughtered grin grin you well so undecided
FamilyRe: Nigerian Killed By A Lorry After Storming Out Of Car During Row With Wife In UK by funnyx(m): 9:07am On Nov 29, 2013
collynzo2: An eastern woman can never do this to her husband.
Shut up! Mumu
TravelRe: 5 Rules To Survive In Lagos by funnyx(m): 7:45pm On Nov 28, 2013
Lagos ko Lagos ni grin grin

PoliticsRe: Go And Die - Oshiomole Tells A Widow! by funnyx(m): 4:10pm On Nov 28, 2013
What a heartless words to say! 'go and die', I'm very disappointed in Oshiomole. What a shame!
PoliticsRe: MEND Threatens To Attack Republic Of Benin Over Asari-Dokubo's Arrest by funnyx(m): 9:08am On Nov 28, 2013
[quote author=OPC.NAIRALAND]Asari and elements from SE are busy erecting camps in Yoruba backyard against 2015. Remember the Bayelsa guest house in Badia that housed foreign terrorists?

They have taken the business of sabotage out of view, they have camps in our backyard now. Strategy to win 2015 or demolish and destroy Yorubaland.

OPC has informants but our governors do not want anything to do with OPC, the only standing Army we have for counterbalance.[/quote]I have no doubt in my mind that his presence in Benin Republic is to coordinate attacks on Yorubaland.
PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Released By Beninoise Gendarmes, Flown To Abuja by funnyx(m): 9:06am On Nov 28, 2013
Afritop: He should not return to Benin Republic again. However I know that as a die hard terrorist he will still nurse the ambition of going back since it is alleged that he own schools, operate legitimate business and owned companies as said by his lawyer, Keyamo
I'll be happy if the Beninoise govt can keep him away from their country, let him stay in Niger delta.
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Off Man’s Manhood In Ibadan by funnyx(m): 8:32am On Nov 28, 2013
eaglechild: Thank you but Ibadan still remains primitive
Your father's land is primitive and a dunghill.

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