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TV/MoviesRe: Lere Paimo On Set Of A Movie In 1980 (Picture) by funnyx(m): 9:33am On Dec 14, 2013
juman: I think he is from ogbomosho.
Yes he's from Ogbomoso, I'm from Ogbomoso too.
TV/MoviesRe: Lere Paimo On Set Of A Movie In 1980 (Picture) by funnyx(m): 9:56pm On Dec 13, 2013
Soun Ogunlola, Ogbori elemoso...
Ogunlola oh awo yaa nuu ni.....
Oju sanma n dudu gbogbo ile lo n pooyi
O wa dabi eni pe aye o pare
Aye o ma ni pare o gbogbo wa laa re bo mii ni
Awon eyan to n bo a piwada...
PoliticsRe: Change Of Tactics In The North Checkmates Obj And Catches Jonathan In A Trap by funnyx(m): 7:37pm On Dec 13, 2013
stardragon: Obj bla bla bla!
Apc bla bla bla!!
Pdp bla bla bla!!!
Fashola bla bla bla!!!!
Tinubu bla bla bla!!!!!
I no send them. Gej tll 2099!
Apc the only noise makin party in nigeria! With confused and furstrated personalities.
Print this post and show it to your children so they can know how useless and hopeless their father is. GEJ can rule your life forever.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Execution Of 'Doctor Oyenusi' A Notorious Robber by funnyx(m): 12:05am On Dec 13, 2013
stagger: Babatunde Folorunsho. Ishola Oyenusi and a Naval Sub Lt. named William Alders Oyazimo were the three robbers whose pictures appear (the trio slumped on the stakes).

The civil war led to the proliferation of arms and that is where we have found ourselves today. Check all the countries where civil wars were fought. They have never been the same.
I learnt Babatunde Folorunsho was a lover of lace, no wonder he wore lace even at stakes. His love for lace made many people who wore lace then to be tagged Babatunde Folorunsho hence the reason Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey (The only living music legend) release a track to advise people from tagging every one wearing lace as armed robbers. Evergreen song 20 track 2:
Egbe buburu awon yen ba egbe rere je 2ce
Ti a ba sise mimo t'aba sise rere a lee wo'so to gbafe ka de fila oye ka je'gbadun ara wa
E ma f'oju buruku wo eni to wo lace
Eni to jale iyen lo ye ka bawi....
B'obinrin ba wo lace won a l'aya Babatunde
B'okunrin ba wo lace won a ni Folorunsho.....
PoliticsRe: Sorry General Obasanjo, But It’s Already ‘too Late!’ – By Chinedu Ekeke, A Reply by funnyx(m): 9:49pm On Dec 12, 2013
SamAfrik: Some guys are not entirely getting Chinedu's position. His words have done more damage to our president more than the ex-president. The guy does not have confidence in Jonathan at all.
They simply can't read cheesy isn't that obvious?
CelebritiesRe: An Old Picture Of Funke Akindele, Iyabo Ojo & Doris Simeon by funnyx(m): 9:46pm On Dec 12, 2013
rhozay96: Na aunty Funke still fine pass,see Iyabo's forehead like tennis table
You dey yab persin sha badt guy grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sorry General Obasanjo, But It’s Already ‘too Late!’ – By Chinedu Ekeke, A Reply by funnyx(m): 7:59pm On Dec 12, 2013
All I can say is wow!!! Chinedu may God almighty bless you for this wonderful piece. The evil that men do now lives with them, OBJ put us in this mess, he'll be lucky if eventually he didn't pay the ultimate price for his selfishness.
RomanceRe: I Dreamt That I Found My Wife On Nairaland by funnyx(m): 6:45pm On Dec 12, 2013
zeb04: It has 2 b tpia
Lwkmd grin grin grin grin grin OP your own don finish be dat
FamilyRe: He Doesn't Like Sex....wat Do I Do by funnyx(m): 9:46am On Dec 12, 2013
DEGREE2466: you are on point

i never knew some men can be naturally sexphobia not until my sis married her husband. Though the man is potent but he can stay for more than a month without even noticing he is living with a woman. All he does is eat, chat and sleep only to wake up the next dat off to work.

Its pathetic
So your sister dey yan you everything wey dey happen for im bedroom undecided
FamilyRe: He Doesn't Like Sex....wat Do I Do by funnyx(m): 9:44am On Dec 12, 2013
lasher1: Is it possible madam that you at any point in your marriage denied him sex with excuses of tiredness over a period of time? Or did u completely deny him attention around the time after your baby was born?
Why am asking is that some men are wired to detest any stuff they desperately craved for initially but were denied on many ocassions.once they find a way to cope with being denied, they later develop a thick skin and learn to cope without it or find other ways of relieving themselves.
Gradually with this he might come to get used to viewing u more like a sister than a sex mate.
To women who are used to denying their hubbys sex, u are sitting on a time bomb, for a time would come when nothing u do wud keep him interested. Then u wud com to NL crying "he hasn't touched me for a year!"

She who has hears let her clean it well!
This is so true. ..
FashionRe: 12 Realistic Female Body Types by funnyx(m): 9:42am On Dec 12, 2013
cherriex: Hahaha no be lie ok hv a peck nd a hug.hmmmm ain't I generous?
Thank you baby, that alone has made my day kiss kiss
FashionRe: 12 Realistic Female Body Types by funnyx(m): 2:45pm On Dec 11, 2013
cherriex: Mine is hour glass cool
Why is my kiss now? I've been waiting since yesterday now come on beauty. ..
As a hour glass figured lady this is a replica of what I can see from your face...Abi I lie?

PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Accuses Jonathan Of Promoting Corruption by funnyx(m): 10:03am On Dec 11, 2013
With the level of corruption, impunity and recklessness being displayed on daily basis by this govt of Jonathan, I won't be surprised if he eventually die in jail.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Ayo Adesanya Shares New S*exy Pictures by funnyx(m): 8:45am On Dec 11, 2013
texaco1: grin market don finish
Exactly grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Blamed For Revealing Sanusi's Letter To Jonathan by funnyx(m): 8:42am On Dec 11, 2013
Gamji007: javascript:void(0);
This guy is gradually beginning to sound like Musiwa.
Na today undecided I have never take that imaginary billionaire serious for one day, if you have been taking him serious then you could as well follow musiwa too grin grin a wretched soul whose livelihood depend on making posts on NL calling himself a billionaire grin grin
FashionRe: 12 Realistic Female Body Types by funnyx(m): 1:06am On Dec 11, 2013
cherriex: Mine is hour glass cool
I have no reason to doubt you baby, a lady with a beautiful face like you never lie. Please blow me a kiss your honour I beg kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Blamed For Revealing Sanusi's Letter To Jonathan by funnyx(m): 1:00am On Dec 11, 2013
I wonder how some people sleep at night with a conscience that is dead and buried! I've never seen this level of sycophancy before, not even during Abacha regime. What a shame! Its unfortunate that I have to share the same country with these wicked beings.
Christianity EtcRe: MFM Launches Crusade To Close Beer Parlours In Lagos! by funnyx(m): 9:01pm On Dec 10, 2013
247cheapgadgets: [b]JESUS TURNED WATER INTO NON-ALCOHOLIC WINE OOO[/b]You people should not commit sin o...

247cheapgadgets
Wholesalers of powerbanks pin:2256D856
Dude, there is nothing called non alcoholic wine it simply doesn't exists grin if it's a wine then it contains alcohol.
FamilyRe: Women (especially married), their age and Skinny Jeans by funnyx(m): 9:20am On Dec 08, 2013
[quote author=oko-omoge]Where has moral value gone to?
I guess to the dogs!!!

Do people realise there are fundamental
Nature law regarding role play in family.

To lady out there talking trash about feminism, one word research about the
Life of Michelle Obama or May be Queen Elizabeth. Both are very successful strong
Women but still listen to the views of their
Husbands. They were successful completely
Independent of their husband wealth.

I hope that will help straighten up your heads. Babe with little coins saying
a man can't control me. Then by law of nature, your children and grandchildren will
be unsuccessful in life, they shall labour
in vain. This is the law of nature.


Please, to young family out there with daughters, teach them to strong and seek
Financial independence while ensuring they
are properly groomed to understand while
God created eve after Adam and not the other way round. research about the meaning of missing rib.[/quote]Haba Olopa ewo ni t'epe? People are free to live their lives which ever way they like, you so called law of nature is just a figment of your imagination, nothing like that exist.
Also being tempted by a 'seductively dressed' female should never be an excuse to rape. Rapists are animals in human skin and deserve to rot in jail. If you're tempted and can't cope use your hand to get some relief grin grin grin
EventsRe: Twins Wed Twins Aren't They Just Cute by funnyx(m): 6:09pm On Dec 04, 2013
Absolutely lovely, the couples are gorgeous.
TravelRe: Will You Pay To Visit Historic Sites In Yoruba Land? by funnyx(m): 5:26pm On Dec 04, 2013
I will be more than willing to pay for a service like this, last time I was in Nigeria I really want to visit Ikogosi but logistics was the reason why I cancelled it. As someone who has been away for too long, I've lost touch with many things in Nigeria and has to rely on friends and relatives many of whom were not forthcoming.
CrimeRe: Police Uncover Another Baby Factory In Imo! Rescues 16 Pregnant Teenage Girls by funnyx(m): 5:00pm On Dec 04, 2013
BTW this is an indictment of the state govt, why can't they provide for these single and helpless women? At least that will reduce the spread of these baby factories.
CrimeRe: Police Uncover Another Baby Factory In Imo! Rescues 16 Pregnant Teenage Girls by funnyx(m): 4:45pm On Dec 04, 2013
This is ridiculous! Pure evil!
RomanceRe: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by funnyx(m): 9:38pm On Dec 03, 2013
Connoisseur: one evening, a friend dropped me off after work. behold this gorgeousgirl walking ahead of me. didnt see the face though but theres no way a gal with that gait and sexy behind wouldnt be beautiful. before i could make up my mid on the best strategy to use, a guy came out of a stationary car and called her attention.
oboy this guy wan pour sand sand for my garri. guy no dulling, na so i open vex;
"so person no fit waka wif him wife because you carry girl abi. u dey find babe, u no go hustle ur own na person wife na im u see". the guy sha apologised and told me he wasnt aware she was wit me.
and the babe, she wan die wih laugh and that was the beginning of a hot sizzling romance. my declaration almost came true i not for some twists of fate buh we ve always remained best friends
babe if u get to read this; just know that you were the best that is
O boy! You too sharp, give me five cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Abroad Prefer Marrying From Home? - Why? by funnyx(m): 2:03pm On Dec 03, 2013
Mikhaela: What is wrong in not being able to cook or speak a language? It's easy to say that this is a problem without actually digging more. I think I've said this before, I don't speak any Nigerian dialect, I don't cook any Nigerian food, I don't know anybody from Nigeria etc. My upbringing was not a "typical" Nigerian upbringing if I may say but that doesn't mean jack. That being said, I consider myself to be a normal woman. I cook only for myself, at least I try, because I live alone, been living alone since I was 17/18. I speak only European languages because that was what I was taught. I work to pay for my bills, I have a regular (or maybe not wink ) social life. I just feel that marriage is overrated. I want my future boyfriend (winks at Santa) to make me feel comfortable regardless of his "upbringing". As long as there is some kind of stability, I'm good to go.
Nothing will change though. I will still not be able to cook, even if I try. I will still not speak any dialect, I will still not be the typical Nigerian lady. I'll just be who I've always been...
Good for you! Go and marry Oyinbo now grin no Naija man will marry someone like you except for papers when even some oyinbo sef dey cook amala with abula and orisiri, sidon there your naija husband go come when Jesus comes back grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Pilgrims Abscond In Israel by funnyx(m): 7:57pm On Dec 02, 2013
Ishilove: Lwkmd!!! Somehow I find this hard to believe. This kind of greed is unimaginable cheesy cheesy


Lmao!! Nigerians enh. Una no dey hide unasef
E be like say na hunger dey pursue dem from Lagos grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap 84-yr-Old Ex-biafran Soldier, Wife by funnyx(m): 6:51pm On Dec 02, 2013
peckhamboi: Kudos for kidnapping Deed aka Deridegull.

He mustn't be released.
Na so you hate im reach undecided
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by funnyx(m): 6:46pm On Dec 02, 2013
HNosegbe: No be only marry, make dem "go and die" together. grin

Good gesture from the governor.
LWKMD grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap 84-yr-Old Ex-biafran Soldier, Wife by funnyx(m): 6:38pm On Dec 02, 2013
These people don't have respect for old age or even royalty, na so so kidnap dem dey kidnap anybody angry I hope they arrest them and teach them a lesson they'll never forget.
RomanceRe: She Slept With My Best Friend by funnyx(m): 2:41pm On Dec 02, 2013
@OP
Who make you the Igbo President? Even my very good friend who is the Eze gburugburu of the city I reside here no fit call himself the Igbo president. Abeg take your time, make you no dey fall my hand again angry apply to seun to change your monicker asap angry
PoliticsRe: Why Do Yorubas Resent APGA? Why Do Igbos Resent APC? by funnyx(m): 8:50am On Dec 02, 2013
[quote author=Ramnon.2]Likewise APC has no structure in Igboland hence Ngige lost in a state-wide election. He may have won the senate because that was narrower contest, just for his zone of the state.

Remember that Okorocha did not win under APC (ACN); he is a decampee.[/quote]Charity begins at home so they say, APGA has no structure even in igboland, its just an extension of the PDP. The reason Ngige lost is because many igbos hate anything Yoruba while the reason APGA hasn't won any election in Yorubaland is not because of hatred for igbos but simply due to lack of structure.
I do not represent any party so I care less whether Ngige wins or not I'm just stating by observations as a neutral observer.

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