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PoliticsRe: Open Letter To The Tribalistic Fool by funnyx(m): 5:25pm On Oct 27, 2013
seanet01: Foolish OP.
There is nothing bad about being Tribalistic
Tribalism is a strong feeling of identity with and loyalty to one's tribe or group.
Again OP you are foolish and du.mb
Exactly, there's nothing wrong with being a tribalist, what is wrong is being a bigot.
PoliticsRe: 5 Nigerian Leaders That Cannot Be Bribed. by funnyx(m): 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2013
Genius100: 1) Buhari
2) El Rufai
3) Ribadu
4) Ezekwesili
5) Sanusi
I've seen many posters with Sanusi on their lists and I cannot but wonder how many of you come to the conclusion that he cannot be bribed, has he ever hold a political post? Apart from Buhari and late Chief Gani Fawehinmi I don't think I can vouch for any other Nigerian leader.
PoliticsRe: Pius Adesanmi's Comical Take On Stella Oduah's BMW Cars by funnyx(m): 12:09pm On Oct 27, 2013
Very funny grin grin grin grin beautiful fair skinned ladies no dey mess sef grin grin
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso To Aviation Minister: Allow Airlines To Do Business In Kano by funnyx(m): 10:49am On Oct 27, 2013
He he he grin grin grin Thank God this is not coming from a Yoruba politician otherwise the bigots would have been all over this thread crying Yoruba this, Yoruba that blah blah blah blah
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Being Prayed For By Ministers In Israel by funnyx(m): 10:51am On Oct 26, 2013
God cannot be mocked, whatsoever a man soweth the same he'll reap...
PoliticsRe: Petition: Make Senator Cruz Apologize For His Offensive Remarks by funnyx(m):
shymexx: If he doesn't apologise, then what?

Whatever happened to the petition about the "child marriage law?"

Nigerians and focusing on the most trivial things. He said whatever he said, so what? How about sign petitions against those who destroyed the past, present and future of those millions of Nigerians sending spam mails everywhere? Charity they say begins at home. Ted Cruz has never hurt any Nigerian, neither has he stolen from Nigerians. He was speaking metaphorically, or should I say, figuratively. And he owes no one an apology.

I guess I'll never understand the mentality/experience of Nigerians
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PS: Pls, leave my post alone, if you can't discuss the topic. "Diss me and I won't reply" - Drake.
Thank you jare, petition ko petition ni angry angry I aint signing nada. When are we going to sign pettition to force Nigerian lawmakers to reduce their jumbo pay? make this unwilling and corrupt govt prosecute public officials that has been indicted on many occasions? forced the Nigerian govt to convocate sovereign national conference? force the nigerian govt to prosecute pension thieves and provide basic amenities for Nigerians? etc?
If protests were organised to force the govt to change their anti people policies or to force them to sack corrupt public officials Nigerians will turn it to tribal war. Now an American made a silly comment and we should all be jumping about to sign one silly petition? how does that affect an average Nigerian? petition ko petition ni...
PoliticsRe: 5 Nigerian Leaders That Cannot Be Bribed. by funnyx(m): 5:04pm On Oct 25, 2013
Unfortunately, no one can name 5 Nigerian leaders (not contestable) that cannot be bribed! That is one of the reasons why Nigeria is a failed state.
RomanceRe: IN PICTURES: Adulterous Married Woman Caught Red-handed By Her Husband by funnyx(m): 3:36pm On Oct 25, 2013
chamotex: Cheating whilst pregnant.
What kind of konji is that?
People have mind sha
Konji for wia undecided na moni she dey look for, some women will do anything for money. ..
FamilyRe: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by funnyx(m): 11:21am On Oct 25, 2013
Na wa o huh
RomanceRe: Ladies Do You Fancy Skinny Guys? by funnyx(m): 9:01am On Oct 25, 2013
Tosinville: I'm so sure Amber Rose is more classic, famous and outstanding than you ladies here and for him to choose Wiz khalifa, are you saying she made a mistake? None of you can't date wiz khalifa here? Lol
Unfortunately, physical attraction play a major role in determining choice of spouse for both men and women. Only those with inner eyes can see beyond physical attraction so don't blame the ladies. I believe if a skinny guy has the character, personality and many other attributes they like many will still go for him, they might do shakara initially but will go for him in the end.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah Off To Israel For Pilgrimage, BASA Deal by funnyx(m): 10:39pm On Oct 24, 2013
Prof Corruption: This is a classic example of impunity.

GEJ queried a minister over allegations of wrong doing and set up a three-man committee to probe her. Rather than suspending the minister to prevent her not only from interfering with the work of the committee but also from destroying evidence , what do we have?
GEJ (the man who issued the query), Oduah ( the one under investigation) and Dansuki (a prominent member of the committee) are all together in Israel on official assignment. Possibly on same table for dinner, discussing the incredible gullibility of Nigerians? Laughing at parliamentarians blowing hot grammar on how the procurement did not follow due process?

GEJ has just told Nigerians, in an unmistakable language, to go to hell.
Couldn't have say it better!
Nigeria is finished! honestly with these bast4rds in power nothing will work well in Nigeria. I remembered during the military how even as school children we participated in protests, prayed and longed for a change. We were happy when the civillian took over, our hopes were high and we believed we can once again be proud of our dear country Nigeria. But what do we get? looters after looters, leeches after leeches, callous politicians who do not care about the country or her citizens, they frequently uses their ethnicity and religion affliation to control the stupeed and guilible masses who unfortunately are willing tools.

I cannot but wonder if there is any hope for this country especially for future generations. Some of us has left the shores of Nigeria and adapted well to our new country but the love we have for the country keep drawing us back, I cannot but continue to ask myself will coming generations forgive us if we continue like this?
FashionRe: Gtbank Lagos Fashion And Design Week (LFDW) 2013 (Photos) by funnyx(m): 7:08pm On Oct 24, 2013
Very nice wink
RomanceRe: Ladies Do You Fancy Skinny Guys? by funnyx(m): 9:58am On Oct 24, 2013
lynpetra: Eeeeah,reallyhuh
It's a turn off.Remembered dating just one.I ended up forcing him to add more weight.
How cloth won fit skinny guys?with that stick legs,flat ribbed tommy,long neck,small yash,chicken laps.....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
Person wey won chop frog need to chop the one wey get belle.
I love it when my bf steps put in corporate wears or native. grin
I love it when he pulls to reveal that full laps ans asssss,damn!those arms that holds me round my neck without feeling a robe is tied round my neck grin
I'm skinny with a baby face like Farouk Lawan grin grin grin but I get moni sha undecided
PoliticsRe: National Conference Report Will End-up With Akara Sellers — Shehu Sani by funnyx(m): 9:43am On Oct 24, 2013
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Will Cease To Exist As A State Without Oil-yuguda by funnyx(m): 9:19pm On Oct 23, 2013
Ayed44: Do u mean they should reduce their workforce to 30%?
Of course that should be part of the measures to cut their coat according to their size, are you ignorant of the fact that many of the civil servants do virtually nothing?
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Will Cease To Exist As A State Without Oil-yuguda by funnyx(m): 5:53pm On Oct 23, 2013
He should simply say that he's an empty head simple, Bauchi has a great potential for tourism which if properly exploited will bring more revenue to the govt. Unfortunately, almost all these leaders are selfish leeches who are only concerned about their pockets.

How does a country like Kenya survive? Every thing is not down to oil, also most government ministries, department and parastatals at local, state or federal level do not need the level of staffs they currently employ, many will function very well with just 30% of their current staff level.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Arrested After Oduah-must-go Protest Today by funnyx(m): 4:31pm On Oct 23, 2013
PointB: Which fund was misappropriated? You take junk journalism too seriously!
Junk journalism indeed! For people like you even she's caught on camera it will still be junk journalism, we know your antecedent.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Arrested After Oduah-must-go Protest Today by funnyx(m): 4:15pm On Oct 23, 2013
PointB: Lol,

I guess you should be sounding that message to Yoruba and Hausa/Fulani who bastardised this country, with looting, corruption, and incompetence when no one was looking. Power is transient, and some of your messed in the Aviation Sector is being cleaned up now. Stop whining and suck it up! The clean up exersise must go on. Hopefully, all the chop-chop centers set-up in all these ministries will be dismantled so that whoever get there next will simply follow due process. Stella is fighting the cabal, that's why there is a gang up against her.
It's the cabal that forced her to misappropriate public funds isn't it? This 'clean up' and 'transformation' is about how to loot and get away with it?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Arrested After Oduah-must-go Protest Today by funnyx(m): 3:15pm On Oct 23, 2013
PointB: Is Melaye and his fellow travelers not seeing the rot in Lagos State concessionary agreement as recently exposed? Why is he and other so-called SW activist engaging in conspiracy of silence on that, but find it easy to campaign against a very hard-working member of the FEC, the most effective Aviation Minister in the past 2 decades. Is is because Fashola and Tinubu are untouchabe, while Stella is an easy prey?

Well, we have good news for you, Oduah Stella will not be hounded out of office by clowns and womanisers such as Dinosour Melaye.

#Stella Stays!
People like you should know that nothing is permanent, like it or not power will definitely move back to the north someday and if we continue like this they will also loot with reckless abandon. I hope when it's the turn of other tribes to loot you and your fellow tribal bigots won't come here to whinge about corruption and marginalisation. Every posts you guys made will be a reference point in the future and there will be no hiding place.
TravelRe: Nigerians Shun Domestic Air Travel Over Fear Of Crashes by funnyx(m): 8:29pm On Oct 22, 2013
Pangea: You guys are the worst tribalist I've ever seen! angry
You always find a way to demonise the yorubas!
Is it the yorubas that is stopping your kinsman that was quoted in the article that cancelled his ticket!
Its either you lots are raving lunatics or a screw is loose somewhere.
People are responding out of fear because of the malaise in the industry and instead of you lot to call your sister to order and you are here shouting Yoruba this , Yoruba that!
I'm sure if your family member is among the list of casualty in the recent crash, you will not be here spouting rubbish.
FYI, its for the benefit of all if the right things are being done in the aviation industry instead of the cosmetic change Stella Oduah is using as a credential. Painting airports does not stop planes from crashing, its diligent and stringent monitoring.
Not exchange of bullet proof bimmer to look the other side! angry

Ps
The day I knew the woman is useless is the day she granted Dana airline their operational license just a few months after their plane crashed.
Who does that? angry
Even when some of them cannot get ere.ction let alone make their wife pregnant it must be Yorubas fault grin grin
PoliticsRe: Submission Of Yoruba/itsekiri Groups To The Committee On National Conference by funnyx(m): 4:53pm On Oct 22, 2013
DerideGull: You are a laughable troll. I remembered the perilous days of Nana of Itsekiri when the dude had all kinds of troubles with British government, the so-called loudmouthed Obas of village empires in the protectorate could not send one soul to help Nana. Which Yoruba are you talking about? The same Yoruba that lost considerable amount of estate to Fulani and were hiding under Olomo rock before help was sent from Igbo land.
So it was igbos that were yet to be discovered or registered on the map that helped the Yorubas to defeat the fulanis grin grin grin grin I'm beginning to like your sense of humour.
RomanceRe: Why Did You Cheat by funnyx(m): 3:58pm On Oct 22, 2013
lynpetra: #dancing alanta to your beatz grin grin
Spraying you with dollars, pounds, euro and naira grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Did You Cheat by funnyx(m): 3:45pm On Oct 22, 2013
lynpetra: Yes we Can!! grin
I've fixed the typo you posted above now listen to this:

Lynpetra chop my moni 3ce
I don't care
I got am plenty
Plenty dollar in name..... grin grin
PoliticsRe: NAMA Bought Toyota Tundras For Oduah by funnyx(m):
Sweetlemon: I desperately want to believe that it is only NL Igbos that are as tribalistic as this.
NL is a reflection of the real Nigerian society, the anonymity of this forum allows Nigerians to express their hatred and their real self without fear.
PoliticsRe: Submission Of Yoruba/itsekiri Groups To The Committee On National Conference by funnyx(m): 1:00pm On Oct 22, 2013
Left to me I only want a Yoruba nation that comprises of the the present south west region including Lagos simples. Any other minorities who want to join us should apply.
PoliticsRe: Persecution Of African Migrants By Isreal by funnyx(op): 12:19pm On Oct 22, 2013
May be Jona can watch this video before going to isreal lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Why Did You Cheat by funnyx(m): 11:54am On Oct 22, 2013
lynpetra: It was needed.
Sweerie, can we cheat together tongue
PoliticsRe: NAMA Bought Toyota Tundras For Oduah by funnyx(m): 10:55am On Oct 22, 2013
cjeriia: Damn..!!! Who let this grammar bungling cat out of the bag..?
Typical Nigerian, so if I write choosed instead of choose that is enough for you to dance azonto like you've just won the lottery grin grin Many English born people write even worse grammar (I work with them so I know) but many of you can't even write a sentence in your own language, yeye people.

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