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PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye’s Anti-corruption Conference Sealed-off by funnyx(m): 1:05pm On Nov 12, 2013
GEJ is fighting corruption as promised undecided
PoliticsRe: Why Is Ahmadu Bello Still Held In High Esteem As Moral Compass Of Socieity? by funnyx(m): 12:11pm On Nov 12, 2013
gratieao: Igbos don't hate any tribe they hate bigots like Amadu Bello, awo, Ken saro wiwa, ffk etc
None of the people you mentioned is a bigot, their 'crime' is putting their own people first. If you want to be honest to yourself you know igbos need 'bigots' of their own too to lead and take them to their promised land.
PoliticsRe: Clara Chime Packs-out Of Enugu Govt House, Opens Up by funnyx(m): 10:14am On Nov 12, 2013
phreakabit: Yoruba press failing hard once again! Enugu state governors wife packing out of Anambra govt house? Do this people think Igbo women are promiscuous sex crazed women like theirs? When their "Baba" dey knack im picking wife akpako!
Hmmm no wonder it's in the Guinness book of record that Alaigbo is the only place on earth where their women don't prostitute.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Ahmadu Bello Still Held In High Esteem As Moral Compass Of Socieity? by funnyx(m): 9:59am On Nov 12, 2013
The OP is either ignorant or being mischievous, you expect Sadauna to embrace igbos in the 60's, when did the USA (the supposed land of the free) stop apartheid?

Also do you realise that in those days Nigeria was divided into regions and each region is almost a country on its own. How can you expect Sadauna to put igbo ahead of his own people? What happened to igbo leaders?
I've always says that igbos want this one Nigeria more than any other tribes albeit on their own terms which is to be allowed to dominate other tribes. As soon as other tribes fight back and they realise their ambition is not possible they cry murder, treachery, etc.
Why is Sadauna concerned about igbos only? Why did he not talk about other tribes coming over to the north to take over jobs?
The truth is while other regional leaders are busy working in their regions igbo leaders like Zik and Okpara were busy poking their noses into the affairs of other regions and planing a coup.
The lack of opportunities in the east due to failure of the eastern leaders led to mass migration of igbos to every corners of Nigeria, other regions never believed in Nigeria so were only concerned about their regions.
PoliticsRe: Clara Chime Packs-out Of Enugu Govt House, Opens Up by funnyx(m): 12:03am On Nov 12, 2013
frankyychiji: what's ur point lady? Clara finally has d freedom she asked for. She has been sent out "unceremoniously" at last. Never can make it to UK and never wl make it back to govt house. Yet she continues in her uncouth manner, talking to d press tru an unidentified person. Prolly her BF. grin grin
Never can make it to UK? Na you be embassy? undecided
PoliticsRe: Clara Chime Packs-out Of Enugu Govt House, Opens Up by funnyx(m): 11:38pm On Nov 11, 2013
teskyg: Punch?I don't belive anything Punch.
Who cares? You can believe whatever you like grin grin
FamilyRe: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by funnyx(m): 11:28pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Nuzo']Dude was for so many years a divorcee' long before he met the embattled wife. When he met her, she was among the numerous runz girls from ABSU flocking Enugu for Magas. Owerri city has become so cheap and saturated.

During one of the imports from Nigerian universities (ABSU), he took a special liking in her, he showered her with all the good things that will make a typical Nigerian girl go crazy; money, clothes, expensive jewelry, choicest vacation spots around the world, cars and even a magnificent building in the girl's home town. Heck dude landed in grand style aboard a chopper for her traditional wedding. Even a road connecting Enugu to the girl's hometown in Abia was hastily constructed from scratch. It was a "dream" come true!

Before and after they met, it was a NORMAL news in Enugu that the dude was a first class womanizer. He was kpekusing almost all the beautiful girls in the East. He later devised a means of compensating these young ladies with Kia Picanto. It worked cos no girl could resist his advances.

He couldn't stop cos it was his hobby. She knew it but didn't want to ask questions until after wedding. Because by then she must have gained enough grounds and been conferred with status of the "First Lady". Her plan didn't go through as planned.

Such plans never go through!
Everybody knew him. He was a serial womanizer. He never for a day tried to conceal It. He wouldve cancelled any wedding plans if she question him. And with that he thot she was an understanding girl. He thot she was going to be a "blind" wife.

Problem started when after wedding, she decided to assert her authority as a jealous but a caring wife....even though it was clear to her and all he married her for political reasons. Enugu needed a FIRST LADY, a trophy wife. The type that can be on the entourage of the First lady on the country.

She first started by harassing and seizing every Kia Picanto driven by any young girl in Enugu. The Dude was surprised. "You never told me you wouldn't tolerate such during marriage. Afterll, you tolerated it during courtship". Dude duly warned her but she didn't stop and of course he didn't stop his womanizing ways.

It got to the point she was bared from entering the government house. But she will later hide in the trunks of cars to sneak herself back inside the government house only to be thrown out at the gate....the same house she's begging to leave now...and also insisting she would return to later. What a world!

Within this period, Dude got her cousin/sister pregnant! Then she went crazy...I mean the real crazy! Worst part was that her cousin wasn't even remorseful about the whole thing.

Some stories has it that her craziness was as a result of what her hubby and cousin did to her in regards to adultery...the other story has it that the ogbonge jazz she used on the Dude backfired. Dude is alusi himself.
Any human would go crazy for either of the two.

Whatever made her crazy, the dude didn't care. He warned her earlier. Matter of fact he thot she brought it upon herself. He thot she was the course of his ailment of which he almost died. He hated her for that! And for that he lost interest in her welfare.

She's not being held "hostage" for the sake of it, she is simply psychologically unfit to do most things for herself. And knows this. This is no news in Enugu.

As he has lost total interest in her, she couldn't bear piping low for the sake of dude's political image. He was not appreciating it.

From day one she could walk out of the dude's lodge without anybody stopping her. But it will be her lost. She will be replaced by a younger and finer runz girl. Her former friends will laugh at her. In fact, Enugu and Abia girls have been laughing at her for the past 4 years.

She had to be proactive in order to get what she wants. She couldn't afford the shame of living as a normal lady inside Nigeria while her dude is still the governor. She shouted for attention in the media including Falana....she got it.

Dude confronted her with promises only to renegade after the press conference. She shouted again! He wanted to eat his cake and have it. She wanted to do same.
He wanted to use his powers as a governor and as a typical Nigerian man to evict her from her matrimonial home without any compensation.

She wanted to be flown abroad for treatment and shopping. And as a typical Nigerian lady, she's greedy even to the expense of her life. She wants to come back to complete her tenure as a first lady with the hope that things will be alright again.

And I sincerely hope and pray their marriage will be alright again!

God's blessings![/quote]Chei! Governor Chime is one h0rny mofo grin grin grin
FamilyRe: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by funnyx(m): 11:26pm On Nov 11, 2013
oyb: when you're a trophy wife and former runs babe who marries a runs guy and you allow this to happen

from omoge to omo nla

https://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Clara-Chime.jpg

https://lh6.ggpht.com/--OD0wC2TehI/Uns9YQ-1_7I/AAAAAAAAheo/PxnVs0vVseU/s640/CHimes-Wedding-650x400.jpeg

https://thewillnigeria.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chime1.jpg

https://img.naij.com/n/02/10/clare_chime_wife_of_enugu.jpg

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/news-page-images-480-wide/page_images/news/2013/clara_chime_0.jpg

sharp runs babes always find gentle boys - they fk the guy's brains out and the guy never thinks of looking at another chick

this one married a nigga, and she didn't bother keeping in shape

in the most callous terms - is she anything more than a vessel to chime?

she has also been watching / reading too much reality tv and thinks she can somehow do american style divorce

maybe she has some videos of chime or some dirt on him

she better be careful before the guy does an audu on her

https://www.nairaland.com/568343/ex-governor-abubakar-audu-renders

btw, i knew my man dk would not be able to resist this - now where is saga, jennykandry, sisikill and the rest of the brigade cheesy cheesy
Chei see transformation shocked this woman no dey diet ni?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Would Have Disintegrated But For Prayers — Jonathan by funnyx(m): 8:36pm On Nov 11, 2013
Uyi168: Neva doubt d efficacy of prayers.
Yes prayer works but if you want to do like GEJ just stay at home and pray for one month, don't go to work, don't cook (manna still dey nau), don't contact anyone just pray. After that one month all your problems will disappear and you'll come here to testify. By the time you get back to work (assuming you have one) a promotion letter will be waiting for you, try it and you'll understand the power of prayers the GEJ way.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Would Have Disintegrated But For Prayers — Jonathan by funnyx(m): 8:31pm On Nov 11, 2013
Akiika: I'm beginning to think this man is a victim himself. He's a victim of sycophancy! He is completely delusional. Shouldn't we all just keep praying to save money?, we don't need any administrator or ministers that will loot our money. Religion is a curse as practiced Nigeria. What a patient God. This is simply a typical Nigerian mindset, all prayers and no effort will fix everything. Mumu Republic!
Exactly! Truly Naija don turn mumu republic, religion is the opium of the masses.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Would Have Disintegrated But For Prayers — Jonathan by funnyx(m): 5:09pm On Nov 11, 2013
ilebaami: Jonathan is the best thing to happen at this time to Nigeria. All Nigeria needs to lead in the world is a National Restructuring that will lead to RESOURCE AND ENVIRONMENTAL CONTROL. Only a minority President can effect it.
Also, if Nigeria is ruled by a Majority person he will depend too much on his power and tribe to seek the face of God. You are a child if you do not know the power of God in governance.
Crap! Na so you mumu reach undecided you surprised me sha
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Would Have Disintegrated But For Prayers — Jonathan by funnyx(m): 1:51pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=Baba_Eleko]Even that Jew man be looking like what the ffuucckk is this mofo doing.[/quote]Looool grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ken Saro Wiwa Was Executed Today By Hanging. Nov 10 Remembrance In D Niger Delta by funnyx(m): 8:13am On Nov 11, 2013
delegiwa: The rate at which topics degenerate to tribal wars on Nairaland is alarming. Look at a good topic on Ken Saro Wiwa - a man seen a martyr by his people and for very good reasons too!

You only need to go to Ogoniland and see the devastation caused by drilling.

There are bodies of water that will not be fit for consumption forever!

There are lands this will never tolerate vegetation for eternity!
There are little children that will never make it to their 6th birthday due to the pollution in their backyard!

Those are the issues and not if Saro Wiwa was a saint or not. The question should be: The 'cause' he was fighting for, was it for real? Of course it was. The devastation in their land is for real people. The fact that Saro Wiwa didn't join Ojukwu should not make us hate him. He may have had his reasons. It is not for us to judge him. By the way, who said the same devastation wouldn't happen under Biafra?

The issues he fought for are glaring for all to see. The ICJ has indicted Shell - the same thing Ken said and all these injustices against the Ogonis are not hidden anymore. Let's leave this man to rest in peace abeg.

Oh by the way, I'm from Arochukwu!
Thank God for igbos like you.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 9:08pm On Nov 10, 2013
vambi: I thought we are having intellectual arguement without calling each other names,what is wrong with kneeling everywhere,if you fail to see that El-Rufai is a religious bigot your are El-Rufai mugu.
I don't intend to abuse you mate, im sorry if you find my use of words abusive. We can't all agree or have the same opinion on one issue, that's the beauty of how diverse the world is. Take care and have a great week ahead. wink
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m):
vambi: so those going to Redeem holy ghost revival are scam, so kneeling down to pray is like behaving like a desert camel, I guess El-Rufai know how to conceal his funny religious joke,he simply re-tweeted an abusive christian joke I didn`t stress pilgrimage so don`t derail my argument, I never say you should not criticize GEJ or call him names or hate him or incite people to hate him,my friend you are free but my concern is that why is El-Rufai at the fore front of Christian controversial joke are we saying it is now ok for other public figure to also do any Islamic Joke.I wouldn`t insult my Muslim brothers they don`t deserve it
Don't compare apples with oranges mate, take note of the key word in my post 'pretend'. whilst there's nothing wrong with GEJ attending RCCG programmes or any other christian programmes for that matter, what is wrong is to politicised the event, kneeling down for prayers at every given opportunity is nothing but hypocricy and a well planned way of appealing to the emotions of many naive christians. If you failed to see it this way, I'm afraid mate you're one of GEJ's mugu.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 7:13pm On Nov 10, 2013
zendTec: It makes me sad when some Nigerians insult their leaders as if is not thesame Nigeria citizens who steal from their work place, influence admission process in our tertiary institution, change figures in business transactions to their own benefit, and many more atrocities... The truth is they will do worse if they occupy that position! Was the mallam perfect when he was a minister? Rubbish!
bollocks! If all the citizens are meant to be law abiding may be there'll be no need for a govt?
The responsibility of the govt is to ensure those who go against the law are punished, the fact that the citizens are corrupt does not exonorate them from this duty.
PoliticsRe: Ken Saro Wiwa Was Executed Today By Hanging. Nov 10 Remembrance In D Niger Delta by funnyx(m): 6:05pm On Nov 10, 2013
idealsico: I never believed the extent of environmental degradation of Ogoniland resulting from oil exploitation, until I came across the objective assessment and subsequent report 'UNEP Report On Ogoniland'.The assessment and the report was conducted by the United Nations Environmental Programme.I must admit that the degradation is collosal.Only in Nigeria could such a thing happen.I now understand what Ken Saro-Wiwa died for.Since then I have been sharing the pdf copy of the Report with those who have interest.
Please could you send me a link to that report?
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 5:25pm On Nov 10, 2013
vambi: He has a right to exercise his religious right even if kneeling down like a desert camel for a people to pray for him,you just don`t get it you don`t make fun of people religious practice and believe ,will a Hausa Fulani Muslim be happy if you ridicule the Sultan praying.Nobody say you shouldn`t call GEJ names if it makes you feel happy and come 2015 you vote your choice but to smear Christians implicitly is on acceptable, have you forgotten the Mohamed Cartoon abroad that led to the killings of innocent Nigeria in the North,EL-Rufai is fond of making annoying christian jokes, he is a religious bigot, let him use other example to abuse the President since that makes him happy and if you are a Christain(assuming you are one) you deceitfully being insulted by this religious bigot.
Fair enough mate, concerning the bold parts yes I am a Christian but I am not being ridiculed in any way. Pilgrimage to Jerusalem has nothing to do with Christianity, also those who usually pretend to worship God in the open are only deceiving themselves for whatsoever a man soweth, the same he'll reap.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 5:20pm On Nov 10, 2013
Arosa: This dude is so daft that it pains me to reply him any more after this post. I will ignore him from now on, because he doesn't get it.

What I clearly meant is from a psychological point of view, every person has an ego and prefers to hear positive things instead of negative things. The president is no exception - he can be bullied just like any regular person. If you ridicule a very powerful person, this will hurt him even more than a regular person. He can't do anything about it, and he'll feel hurt. The internet can take its toll on people.
Maybe you are stupid enough to believe that bullying can only be carried out in a physical sense? Bullying can also take place verbally, and the president is helpless against online bullying. Perhaps you are too thick to understand that.
Arosa is getting phylosophical grin grin grin so you think GEJ get time to read online rants? and being human he can also be bullied like everyone else? tell me more grin grin grin grin
Dude, print out what you wrote and this time read it slowly and take that medication to ensure your frontal lobe is at least working up to 25% may be you can then see how stupeed and retarded your post is. In the context of this topic bullying should never come up but it looks like you're have been doing some research on bullying lately and possibly that what all your brain can tell you about.
Wish you goodluck in finding cure for your dumbness grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 5:04pm On Nov 10, 2013
Arosa: Dude you are the dumb one, is the president not human? There is such a thing as internet bullying, and the president can be a victim of it just like any other person. Have you never heard that there are laws against this type of thing? Even if there are no laws against this in Nigeria yet, sooner or later there will be.
The president is human undecided are you saying anything new? Have we ever had an alien extraterrestrial being as a president? grin grin
Dude, you're just ridiculously dumb, do you think the post of a president is like that of a school class captain? So ordinary online rant can be likened to bullying the president;' the gospel according to Arosa' grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 5:00pm On Nov 10, 2013
vambi: Guy what I see is that some people get some joy in calling GEJ names,I think they are less creative these days, by now they should have invented some new names and abuses for GEJ, his wife and may be his supporters,the guy don`t care anymore, the other day he was called a kindergarten president no big deal they should ramp up the abuses, just like some people have the right to hate him some others have the same right to like him but for EL-Rufai to make fun of him praying is gross, will like it if the Sultan is being make jest of praying.This is a country that have history of religious disaster yet a public figure will implicitly incite such sentiments, he could use the president making speech to even cartoon him no big if it makes him sleep well at night.
Fair enough if you think in that direction but as a Christian (assuming you are one) do you think its presidential and befitting of a leader to be kneeling down like a desert camel in front of people to pray for him in the OPEN. Is it even biblical to go to Jerusalem on pilgrimage let alone licking one yeye rock?
While the country is in turmoil the president is on yeye pilgrimage and kneeling down as usual just to play on the intelligence on naive christian voters fortunately for him his plan is working. Obviously, he's aware of how gullible and superstitious many Nigerians are.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 4:49pm On Nov 10, 2013
Arosa: The only part of your post that makes sense is "Personal attacks are distasteful". The rest is just blah blah blah. Are you a psychologist? Personal attacks on the president are damaging - to the image of the country, for one; furthermore, they are damaging to the individual (i.e. the president himself). It could be seen as bullying, against which there are laws in the Western world. People have been known to commit suicide due to being bullied excessively online. angry
You're even dumb than I thought grin grin grin comparing personal attack on the president to bullying undecided you must be high on weed.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 4:30pm On Nov 10, 2013
Arosa: I never said you should keep quiet. Did you not read my post?? I suggested that constructive criticism should be offered, instead of personal attacks and insults.
Personal attack is distasteful but really do no damage, people can say what they like in the end it takes nothing away from the president however, replying every personal attacks is petty and not presidential.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2013
Arosa: There is nothing wrong in criticising your president if it's constructive criticism. Personal attacks and insults towards the president is silly because it reflects on you. If you say that your president is a ninny, what will people think of you? If you are someone led by a daft person, making decisions that affect your life, then who are you? undecided undecided
Your argument is juvenile and ridiculous, so being a president means you're the smartest person in the country?
If your president is making moronic decisions that continues to undermine the economy you should keep quiet so you don't appears stupeed?
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2013
agbameta: He was talking about the UK in his village..
He's no doubt a village dweller as he know nothing about what he's posting about grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m):
Yeye People, a president that insult the nation everyday by perpetuating corruption, impunity, nepotism should not be insulted just because he's the president?
And who compare the president to his parents if not a dummy? You chose your president by vote but you can't chose who your parents are.

Nigeria is like a company and we are all shareholders, GEJ is the MD but unfortunately, has proved to be a failure. Any of the shareholders are free to call him any names and even insult him in any manner, if he's fed up he knows what to do. People who come here to defend GEJ are either dumb or being paid as he doesn't even know you exist, better use your time for something better.

Critics put the govt on edge while praise singers merely encourage complacency, a president that can stand criticism is in the wrong job simples.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 3:40pm On Nov 10, 2013
callmenow: I am talking as a person who has lived in the US and EU, specifically UK amongst other places. Please come to London and repeat that nonsense and see what will happen. What gives an ill-informed person like you the grounds to imply that Obama who is probably the most reviled president because of his ethnic make is receiving the level of abuse people like you give to GEJ. GEJ despite his faults is clearly head and shoulders above his critics in all measurable areas. What do you know? What is freedom of expression? To call your parents inane 'names'. Will that mean that I will feel that I am exercising my freedom of expression? You come on forums to expose you lack of knowledge and your myopic ignorance. I suggest you read opinions and not espouse things which you do not know much about. Democracy does not mean GEJ is your servant. He is serving Nigeria as the president. Remember NIGERIA. Not you as an individual. But the collective. Is your views a collective view? Here, there and over there.
You lived in the UK? I will give you an obvious example, when Jeremy Clarkson called Gordon Brown a one eyed Scottish id1ot despite knowing that he's one eyed, what happened to Jeremy Clarkson? Was he arrested or prosecuted?
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 3:37pm On Nov 10, 2013
agbameta: Are you talking about the real US and European countries or the one inside your room and parlor? You only get questioned by the secrete service after making death threats against the president and never for exercising your guaranteed freedom of expression.


A US congressman call Obama a liar to his face in front of both chambers during his state of the union address and in front of millions of Americans and nothing happened to him. People insult and abuse him everyday and it's no big deal, they call him a terrorist, Hitler and other odious qualifications.


You obviously know nothing about the US, Europe and the civilized world hence your ignorant and pedestrian utterance..You president is a human being elected by the people and his not above abuse and insults based on his performance in office. He's not doing us any favor as the president of Nigeria, he begged, promised heaven and earth to be given the opportunity to be the president and we pay him to do his job as the president of Nigeria. We are not his servants, but he is our servant.


Lastly, get acquainted with the noble glorious concept called freedom of expression, it's part of your constitution and to my knowledge, the constitution is still in tact.


Btw, you GEJ lots care less about insults and abuse when you insult and abuse leaders from other region, you call Buhari unprintable names everyday, insulting and abusing Tinubu is your favorite past time, you still insult and ridicule Awolowo till this very second.

I don't think you people have any mirrors to look at hence your ridiculous and hypocritical knee jack reaction to anything GEJ...
Thank you, many of these posters are very ignorant of how democracy is being practiced in Europe and North America but they are quick to talk about what they know nothing about.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Retweets Insults On President Jonathan by funnyx(m): 3:33pm On Nov 10, 2013
vedaxcool: The story of GEJ supporters mimicks the story of a woman who pretends to enjoy being molested deep down she knows something evil has befallen her.
Classic grin grin

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