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FamilyRe: My Fiancee Dated Her Professor: Please Advice Me by funnyx(m): 1:29pm On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=ibot_jaycob]Nobody just 'dates' her professor, its either she was f***ing him for grades or she was being sexually assaulted! The truth is that some of these girls are demons in human skin! There's nothing they can't do. Greed rules their brain[/quote]You're right but some girls are just very naive and easily intimidated. Some of the lecturers are very shameless, they have destroyed many relationships because of their selfishness and inability to control their blokus.
PoliticsRe: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by funnyx(m): 11:07am On Aug 27, 2013
petrov 10: They usually come at night , with thier ak47 rifles....They shoot at sight.They burn houses, and they leave....I expect the named communities to rally round, look for vigilantee groups.,to keep watch..These fulani people are blood thirsty o......All these media warriors i see here ,may not be thier when the come.............At 9ite
Na true you talk
PoliticsRe: 11 Herdsmen Killed In Oyo by funnyx(m): 7:06am On Aug 27, 2013
These fulanis are pest, sorry I have no sympathy.
PoliticsRe: Landowners Issue Ultimatum On Enugu International Airport. by funnyx(m): 7:03am On Aug 27, 2013
The govt should pay them now, if someone worked all is life to acquire a land and build a house on it the govt have no justification whatsoever to take the land from them without compensation.
PoliticsRe: The Sufferings Of A Nigerian UK Migrant by funnyx(m): 11:47pm On Aug 26, 2013
Honestly the OP sound like another musiwa no pun intended.
FamilyRe: My Wife And Her Ex- by funnyx(m): 11:42pm On Aug 26, 2013
Winneygirl: The taste of sin!!
It never ceases to amaze me how we are more attracted to 'that which we shouldn't do' and very lukewarm towards 'that which we should do'.
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This relatnshp is not about money. There is a level of friendship she has with this man, which she doesn't have with her husband.
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Op, go back to the drawing board. Take Ur mind off this man, begging her, or being rash. Seat down with her, and converse with her as a friend. Groom a new kind of friendship. Be thoughtful & warm. Show love not anger. It'll take a while, but U have 2 earn her trust and her friendship.
I'm sorry I do not intend to insult you but honestly your post is 100% garbage.
Foreign AffairsRe: Syrian Rebels Used Sarin Nerve Gas, Not Assad’s Regime: U.N. Official by funnyx(m): 11:02pm On Aug 26, 2013
Lordlexy: @lastpage. A carefuly made analysis ladden with emotions. I wouldn't be surprised if you are not paid to sell this propaganda jagon. To start with, western power will intervene in cases of dictatorship that treat its ppl with impunity, and to say U.S interest in syria is to further aid Isreal expand its territorial basis and supremacy, is not baseless but a fallacy. If territorial supremacy is israeli cocerns over the arab dominated region, tell me why would Saudi and turkey being an arab nation support the west on this conquest to weaken syria and iran like you deduced for israeli sake since their actions will backfired at them? Israel had proven over again that independently, it can take on any nation or nations successful. The interest of the western nation in the arab affairs is not so much for israeli sake but to institute democracy base on the yearning of the ppl and contain the posibility or tendency of any ligitimate govt with the potential to support or fund terrorism. The likes of libya and currently syria and later iran perfectly portray nations with inordinate desire to spread terrorism. I will advice you to get your facts right b4 coming to the public to speculate tales thriven emotions.
The other arab countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia support the rebels just because of religion, they want to get rid of the Shia govt and replace it with sunni.
FamilyRe: My Fiancee Dated Her Professor: Please Advice Me by funnyx(m): 10:46pm On Aug 26, 2013
But what is wrong with these randy professors/lecturers sef?
PoliticsRe: The Sufferings Of A Nigerian UK Migrant by funnyx(m): 10:34pm On Aug 26, 2013
[quote author=ibezomam@yahoo.]Abeg o...no put me for trouble...anyway, I no be Russian spy and if I be one I for don run go Russia tay tay. If you don read spy novel, you go know say once dem cover blow, na run be dat...I am an innocent Nigerian...



grin grin grin funnyx, abeg u make me laugh...

Anyway, see as dem they follow me na so dem dey make people fear (both man and woman)...talk true, if na you meet person say for work and you come notice say dem police dey follow the person, you go first stay away...even if na for Naija, let alone in a foreign land... come add the fact say dem also they tell lies about me (example: i go waka enter supermarket, dem go run tell dem security say make dem watch me closely....immediately, security go believe say I must have done something bad)..as I no get opportunity to explain myself na so most people go believe wetin dem hear...

You go know say person dey fit hate person just from wetin another person tell am...let alone when ebe say na government people dey spread the rumour...of course most people no go ask say : if he is actually this bad, why not arrest him?

So the effect of the above practice is that I have not been allowed to build the interpersonal relationship needed to establish an intimate relationship let alone one that would lead to marriage...and that is their intention. The same thing goes to customers to my business or people I buy from...the start having ill-feeling towards me on the basis of what they have been told...so that is how "dem tie my blokus, prevent me form getting married and people from patronising my business"[/quote]I'm sorry but I don't believe you one bit, are you linked to alqeeda or some form of terrorist group to warrant the use of police and secret agents on you alone?
PoliticsRe: The Sufferings Of A Nigerian UK Migrant by funnyx(m): 10:13pm On Aug 26, 2013
How did UK govt prevent him from having intimate relationship? Dem tie im blokus?
How did home secretary prevent him from getting married?
How did home secretary prevent customers from patronising his business?
@OP provide answers to my questions because your story doesn't add up.
Foreign AffairsRe: Syrian Rebels Used Sarin Nerve Gas, Not Assad’s Regime: U.N. Official by funnyx(m): 10:02pm On Aug 26, 2013
The rebels can't be trusted with power, they've proved to be very ruthless judging by several events of this war. In fact I believe Syria will be more stable under Assad than it will be if rebels take over.
TravelRe: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by funnyx(m): 9:14pm On Aug 26, 2013
[quote author=Somorin#1]You're a liar or just lucky so far.

You can't hold US residency card and also hold another. Legally anyways.[/quote]He claimed he's an adventurer grin
TravelRe: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by funnyx(m): 3:06pm On Aug 26, 2013
Cultured: My guy you amuse me , once more, I say to you , what you don't know is bigger than you ... The word "impossible" doesn't exist in the lives of adventurers . Well , depends on what your line of biz is, if you want to know better you can buzz me , that's if you are into GBW biz network .
Good luck to you almighty adventurer.
TravelRe: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by funnyx(m): 2:56pm On Aug 26, 2013
Cultured: My dear, what you don't know is bigger than you ... it all depends on your line of biz .
Whichever way you get it you obviously can't maintain them, PR carries residency requirements which you cannot meet for 3 countries even if you can move around all your life like a fulani man.I am making this post from experience.
TravelRe: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by funnyx(m): 2:43pm On Aug 26, 2013
Cultured: @OP

You are a slowpoke by terming our beloved country " shait hole " ... For your information , our best in all professions are based in Nigeria, it's only faint hearty ignoramuses like you and your ilks that do make it look as if it's a big deal living as second class citizen in abroad . Suffice to say 99% of Nigerians living in this so called abroad lives from hand to mouth , so I don't see why you should feel like a demi-god , because you reside abroad temporarily/permanently. If every body should runaway from this country , then who will fix it well ?

Hey! Before you attack me , note that I have traversed the breath and length of this world and I hold permanent residence in 3 different advance countries ,USA inclusive and even as I write this piece am not in Nigeria , but that's not reason enough for me to term my beloved country " shait hole " like you did , because I know that Nigeria still remain the best country in this world .
How did you get 3 permanent residence in 3 advanced countries? Can you name these countries because I find it hard to believe.
PoliticsRe: I Will Vote For Jonathan In 2015. What About You? by funnyx(m): 10:53am On Aug 26, 2013
My Mouth: while u are at it going from door to door, pls don't make the mistake of coming close to my house because u go leave wit only one eye, one arm and one leg.
Lwkmd grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: ATTENTION Seun Osewa: Afam4ever Has Lost Moral Authority To Be A Moderator by funnyx(m): 10:20pm On Aug 24, 2013
Afam's position is no longer tenable so he should go!
TravelRe: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by funnyx(m): 8:56pm On Aug 24, 2013
moodswing: All of you saying rubbish about Nigeria needs your heads examined. Only a fooool hates his/her country.

It's people like the yeye lady talking rubbish that man these foreign missions. The government can't take the blame for the failures of people who aren't doing the job they are paid to do.

These people should formally complain to the foreign affairs ministry and the people responsible for this sorry situation will be recalled and replaced with ones that are efficient.

Even if you distrust your leaders, always love your country.

Until you travel the world, you wouldn't have many reasons to love Nigeria.

I walk tall in Nigeria without fear or prejudice. Something you can never get in another country that adopts your sorry self.

Burning of passport or The Nigerian flag should be criminalized.
Rubbish! Being a f0.0l like you should be a criminal offence.
TravelRe: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by funnyx(m): 8:29pm On Aug 24, 2013
[quote author=Kay-Dee]The Manchester and London embassies , are they always like that or were those videos shot on a special event ?

If they get crowds like that everyday then they should consider attending to people based on appointments and with daily caps.[/quote]There's no high commission in Manchester, what you see on the video was a one off event to register those residing in the north of England and Scotland to get their passports without having to travel to London. I pity those in Canada because the country is so big, in fact it's a continent on its own, imagine to travel from calgary alberta to ottawa for nothing, that's ridiculous.
Thank God I don't need Nigerian passport to travel any longer except when I'm travelling to Nigeria, which I usually don't do.
FamilyRe: Women (especially married), their age and Skinny Jeans by funnyx(m): 9:39am On Aug 24, 2013
Imagine the bum above in skinny jeans with short tops, heads go turn grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: History Of Ibadan (pix Of Old Ibadan) by funnyx(m): 10:15pm On Aug 23, 2013
odua boy: Very rich history,i need igbos history
Singing palava you dey want undecided
FamilyRe: Women (especially married), their age and Skinny Jeans by funnyx(m):
This is an ideal bum, the secret is this asset belongs to a NLder tongue

Christianity EtcRe: Oro Traditionalists Perform Pastor Ajanaku 's Burial Rites by funnyx(m): 5:24pm On Aug 23, 2013
Nigerians e fighting over oyinbo language undecided una get time sha, even oyinbo self dem dey gbaguan so kini big deal? grin grin abegi i believe there's grammar section on NL, wey Fashola make im come deport these grammar people to grammar land. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Oro Traditionalists Perform Pastor Ajanaku 's Burial Rites by funnyx(m): 1:22pm On Aug 23, 2013
lorretta u: not only them.even winners are always like "God of Oyedepo"
As if Jehova God no get name again.
Don't mind them they are all deceiving themselves, if they want to pray to God dem no sabi God's name? Yeye people
Christianity EtcRe: Oro Traditionalists Perform Pastor Ajanaku 's Burial Rites by funnyx(m): 1:19pm On Aug 23, 2013
ZACHIE: AKAINZO, HOTWAX please, fall in. This thread is waxing cold.
For once, i am enjoying a fight....but, please, leave out the insults.

Oro is a CULT
Oro is not a cult.

Whither the debaters?
Lol grin grin wey these oro people?
FamilyRe: Women (especially married), their age and Skinny Jeans by funnyx(m): 7:14am On Aug 23, 2013
xynerise: You may have the right shape but wear what fits your shape. I never said wearing skinny jeans makes one a prostitute, but wearing it in an obscene manner.

I have seen a lady that wore a leggins and her camel toe was shown to the public. Now what do you think people will call her? Is it difficult to wear skinny jeans and wear a top that will cover your damn camel toe and catastrophic butt? angry
Catastrophic butt grin grin grin this guy fit kill persin with laff for hia
FamilyRe: Women (especially married), their age and Skinny Jeans by funnyx(m): 7:12am On Aug 23, 2013
stillwater: Thank God o! One man down, two billion to go.
Lmao, okay I change my mind tongue
FamilyRe: Women (especially married), their age and Skinny Jeans by funnyx(m): 11:46pm On Aug 22, 2013
Ishilove: The point is if you must wear skinny, please wear it respnsibly. Not only the nyash is on display, your crotch too is exposed. Let me narrate an experience.

Some months back, I took a younger cousin of mine to Convenant University to write her post-utme exams. The students were coming out in batches so I was waiting for my coz to show up when behold, I saw a prospective student coming down to the car park where I sat waiting. She wore deep pink trousers and a short top. I was absently wondering why she was dressed this way in a strict Christian school like CU when my eyes homed in on the front of her trousers. Her crotch was clearly outlined and I found that I could not drag my eyes away. The place practically demanded to be stared at. It was obscenely fascinating. The young girl just kept on walking unconcernedly, while her buttocks and unmentionables assaulted the eyes of everyone around.

Now my point is this: if a full blooded heterosexual woman like me can find myself staring at the outlines of another female's netherparts, how much less a fully virile heterosexual man?? What do you think will be going on in his mind? If she had simply worn a top that covered all places that needed, she wouldn't have drawn so much attention to herself.

Dress responsibly. No one says you shouldn't wear skinny jeans or leggings: just cover up your damn buttocks! angry
That's the message
FamilyRe: Women (especially married), their age and Skinny Jeans by funnyx(m): 11:39pm On Aug 22, 2013
Ishilove: Somthing like what? huh

Na Baba God dash me the pancake nyash and if He in His infinite wisdom deemed it fit to make me nyashless, who am I to query Him? grin
Na true you talk now, at least some men like nyanshless women tongue tongue coogar where at thou tongue

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