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FamilyWere U Ever Beaten By Your Mother?? by Fussbot(op): 4:01pm On Mar 10, 2013
K..happy mother's day to u all(even though na 2day i jst know)..then, i saw this question on facebook so i decided 2 ask u my fellow nairalanders...k,u said me nko??ha!ha! Countless times naw..k d memorable one??k naw lemme gist u...ps2!ps2!ps2!..na so dis stupid guy bring that thing that day o,BLESSING wat is dis??i asked..d guy ansad..it's kald ps2,na football den dey play dia,na #30 4 champ,and #20 4 no champ...abi u go try am??he asked...i replied no problem naw lemme try..uhn!had it bin i had known i shldn't av tried,na so i start dey play o my people...fast forward to 2 days,my #50 feeding money,na ps i dey use am play o,fast forward 2 1 wik,#50 isn't enof 4 me 2 play again,so wat next?? I asked myself,den d thought jst came..UR MAMA PILLOW!...my people,na so i start dey take #50 4rm under d pillow o..fast forward 2 3days,i increase am to #100..so in a day,i fit use #250 play ps..lo and behold came d judgement day!and watin apen be sae,nobody go dey around wen i come bak 4rm skul,if not na aftn wen i cum bak 4rm skul i dey take am,na so i sae ma take am in d morning o,mae den no spoil my day..wel,if God go nab pasn sha,cus dis day my mama don go bath,na so i sae ma do d thing fast fast o..as i use my hand open d pillow lik dis,na so i hear my name 4rm d back!wen God go con nab me finish,na #200 my hand con take dat day..na so my mama no talk o..she jst said k..we'll meet at night..then,dat day con fast lik mad,b4 i kno anyfin night don do..as i hear her footstep lik dis,na so i run comot 2ru bakyard,she dey kal me i kno ansa..then came IYA TOPE my nabor,she came and ask wat apnd,and i xpland 2 her..she said k,leme go and beg ur moda 4 u dat i should follow her..na so i reach upstairs o,as we enta our room lik dis na so d woman lock door 4rm back and said 2 my mama(ejor ena sugbon ema na po)pls beat him bt pls don't hurt him..mehn! I felt lik killing d woman dat time.. naso d beating start o..D MARK stil dey my lap as i dey type naw..bt since den,ano dey even tink bout her room talkless of her money..luv u mum..oya let's hear urs!
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's Dress At AMVCA 2013 Red Carpet by Fussbot: 2:45pm On Mar 10, 2013
Lwkm @tunapawizzy and his rival..wu go con back off 4 who naw??bt i tink tunapa stil have d upper hand here..+stop derailing d thread abeg..lol
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji's Dress At AMVCA 2013 Red Carpet by Fussbot: 10:30am On Mar 10, 2013
K o..aunty geny..we dn notice u o...abi no be watin u wan be dis??mae u dey trend 4 twitter and nairaland after the show??k o..u are now trending..are u satisfied naw??
RomanceRe: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by Fussbot: 1:01am On Mar 10, 2013
1st of all,me no like mae pple's post dey long lik dis na..so abeg dey shorten am...and 2 u gays and lesbians,dis is 1tin u hav 2 live with as long as u are in NIGERIA,its illegal and prohibited..and if u tink sae na lie,jst carry dat ur sex partner go one eatry and afta una don chop finish,start dey kiss 4 dia..den u'l rili know NIGERIANS!(wel u may also tel dem u were born lik dat sha)..
Music/RadioRe: Chaz B Leaves Inspiration FM by Fussbot: 2:55pm On Mar 08, 2013
Sezua: So...y una kon dy cry na?....官运亨通好吗 also left  呼风唤雨返还fm..china pple no cry na
lwkm......i guess d transltn wld be..wen sae sae noo also left ju mong fm abi??rotfl
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Peter Of Psquare With Girlfriend In 1997 by Fussbot: 2:26pm On Mar 08, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You See!

This is One reason i keep telling my GF to have Faith in me - She gotta forget about the Shopping for now!
angry[/color]
lwkm
PoliticsRe: 195,534 Jobs Created Through Contracts In 2012 – FG by Fussbot: 1:50pm On Mar 08, 2013
Not funny
PoliticsRe: 195,534 Jobs Created Through Contracts In 2012 – FG by Fussbot: 10:16am On Mar 08, 2013
Eh!eh...so dis people dn create jobs 4 dia mind o??contracts indeed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Steaua Bucharest Vs Chelsea : Europa League (1 - 0) On 7th March 2013 by Fussbot: 10:31pm On Mar 07, 2013
adaybayor: Lo pare e...na chelsea comot you for CL? Abi u no play europa last season?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Steaua Bucharest Vs Chelsea : Europa League (1 - 0) On 7th March 2013 by Fussbot: 10:28pm On Mar 07, 2013
adaybayor: Lo pare e...na chelsea comot you for CL? Abi u no play europa last season?
oga ade..gbenusoun!..oro odun lenue jhor...wait o..shey na y den beat u be dat??cus we sef commot last season??erin npami noni...hahaha....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Steaua Bucharest Vs Chelsea : Europa League (1 - 0) On 7th March 2013 by Fussbot: 10:24pm On Mar 07, 2013
Hahahaha...chelsea fans don go sleep...see as their thread dry...in 2baba's voice"dey neva see anything,dey neva no watin wan hit them"lwtmb...bt wait o...was that penalty justifiedhuhlol...na 11vs11 be dat o...hahahaha...karma is rili a biatch..it doesn't 4get fipa (mockery)..only chelsea fans do....u guys shld quickly come wit xcus o!abi no xcus ni??hahaha..mofos
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Steaua Bucharest Vs Chelsea : Europa League (1 - 0) On 7th March 2013 by Fussbot: 9:09pm On Mar 07, 2013
Lwkm..eyin were!...wait o..chelsea collect red card abi??na ordinary spatua una no fit defeat...mohafohas!...come sunday,i go stil flog u 4 trafford...stupid club and fans...
RomanceRe: Ladies Post Pictures Of Ur Guy Let See by Fussbot: 6:13pm On Mar 07, 2013
ebamma: for those of us who are gay like me can we update our Boyfriend's picture?
no
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by Fussbot: 5:59pm On Mar 07, 2013
Shey al of una wey dey hear neva get bfs nonihuhabi watin sef??
RomanceRe: Ladies Post Pictures Of Ur Guy Let See by Fussbot: 4:51pm On Mar 07, 2013
Gobe niyen ke....wu den wan upload naw??na freecredit,kfc,biggs,cinema,chief,abi daddy tobi??
RomanceRe: Before Calling Your Boyfriend A Cheat Read This! by Fussbot: 1:49pm On Mar 07, 2013
Follows thread
RomanceRe: Before Calling Your Girlfriend A Slut, Read! by Fussbot: 1:42pm On Mar 07, 2013
Wat is dis??are u indirectly giving d 14,15,16yr gals a reason 2 be promiscuos??see,d ability of a gal 2 resist dis tins is d dfrnc btw her and a slut..
Music/RadioRe: Boogey Vs Erriga:who Is Better a rapper? by Fussbot: 12:56pm On Mar 07, 2013
[quote author=Itoroetti ]Try download;
Boogeey- aint from here
Boogeey-beautiful minds
Boogeey-burning bush
Boogeey-i'm wack
Lord v ft boogeey-mathematics,
Then listen to;
Errigga-suffer dem
Errigga-head burn
Errigga-road to errigga.
After listening to this songs,come back to rate them.[/quote]ha!ha! bros...ano get mb na
Science/TechnologyRe: Woman Killed By Lion During Sex In Zimbabwe by Fussbot: 10:57am On Mar 07, 2013
[quote author=Isra-el]all these ladies of nowadays that like to ride, doing a mans job till the intimate level.. i can imagine, enjoying herself and the man screams yepah!! see lion! she says, oh yeah i'l tear you apart. the man was still shouting and she keeps ignoring until the lion roars, alas, the man ankle starts to touch the back of his head as he fled leaving his 5mins cupcake in the hands of fate. haha..lwkm lol[/quote]hahaha!..dis guy fit kill person o....anoda moral lesson..girls stop riding ur bfs..had it bin d guy was d 1 ontop ni,na him d lion 4 take na...bt den,i tink i'l advise guys 2 allow their gal be on top al d time..#safety precaution
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by Fussbot: 10:03am On Mar 07, 2013
Fabville: I know you are a good coach and a good tactician. I want you list teams that played with ten men against eleven men in champions league competition and went ahead to win the such match apart from the two that is against Barcelona because you said you can go on.

You also said that SAF should have brought out RVP for a defender to defend one goal against Real Madrid! What you failed to know is that Barcelona is a team that plays only possession football and if they face any team that has disciplined defenders they always struggle because that is the only style of game they have. Barcelona rarely shoots from outside the penalty box. Unlike Real Madrid that can that can also possess the ball, can also counter-attack, and can shoot the ball from anywhere outside the box. Will any Barcelona player shoot the ball the way Modric shoot to score? No. They'll rather want to work the ball into the net. Any team that plays too defensive against Real Madrid will always concede a goal/an own goal. It is always a suicidal for you to sit back and defend one goal against Real Madrid.

You said they played like a small team over the two legs. Who was the busier goal keeper in the second leg before the red card was given? Madrid Goal keeper. What brought out the own goal? Pressure. Up until the red card, how many shot on goal did Madrid have? I don't know what you meant by United played like a small team.

You also said that top teams with top managers do not concede 2 goals in 12 minutes just becuase they lost a man and that because of that SAF lacks tactical awareness. I will take down memory lane on your "Jose the Tactician". In the first el clasico played by Jose, with 11 v 11 that he lost by 5 - 0, David Villa scored two goals within two minutes(55th and 58th minute). Also, at santiago banebeau in December 2011, he lost to Bacelona by 3 - 1 with two goals by Xavi in 54th minute and Fabregas 65th minute(within 12 minutes). What does that make your Jose? A very bad tatctician because he played with 11 vs 11 and lost two games with two goals within 12 minutes.

Lest i forget, possession doesn't win a football game. No team possess the ball more than Barcelona but then they still lost to Ac Milan, Chelsea, Real Madrid, Rubin Kazan, and so on.
This same so called "Good Tactician" Mourinho came to Old Trafford with Inter Milan in 2009 and got beaten with two unreplied goals. Stop throwing stones. SAF is one of the best coaches in the game. Mourinho himself admitted that 11 v 11 he wouldn't have won that game.
oh my goodness!ha!u wn't lack anything in jesus name..ur genrtn wil never lack 2..al the things u wish in life shal be urs,amen!and me 2...1,000000lks....u see some people jst don't know futball,help me tell them bros..even the stupid chelsea they are supporting,conceded 2 goals in the last 10mints against ordinary reading this season...fools! And yes without a red card
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by Fussbot: 9:50am On Mar 07, 2013
emma4much4u: I have 2 questions for all manu fans who think it wasn't worth a red card.1.Why did Nani have to raise his studs so high just to control a ball that would naturally come down to his feeth if he felt that there was no other contender for the ball?.2.Why did he stay down after the incident feigning injury?.If u can answer this 2 questions without sentiments,then u will see why he was red carded.
k,b4 i abuse u lemme xplain..firstly,the ball would go out if he didn't raise his studs 2 control it,it wasn't a pass 4 him, it was a clearance 4rm a defender..the ball jst luckily went his direction..and no2,he was rolling on the ground cus he was feeling pains..k??
Music/RadioRe: Tongue-lashing On Radio Talk Show by Fussbot: 7:40am On Mar 07, 2013
Lol...na u lagos people get dat prob o...den no born any presenter wel mae in try that 4 here "ilu oke"...shey na 4 unique fm, okesha ilesha den go try am ni abi living spring fm oke baale oshogbo abi ajilete fm gambari ogbomoso...i trust ma people,den go stop them anytime dey see them and ask"shey eyin len ma buwa lori radio abi??(shey n u dey abuse us 4 radio abi??).....lol...dem presenters are kul here sha....freeze!freeze!...i dey see d guy 4 tv na..and av heard a couple of stuffs bout him..+he is a man fa,not a guy o....shey we go con sae mae a 40+ man should grow up ni abi watin??
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Fussbot: 9:26pm On Mar 06, 2013
topmostg: Let me share share sometin.
Na so one day i boarded a molue frm ikj to tol gate. Men, come see as the driver turn molue to sport car. I could say thats the fastest molue ever.....
Na xo the driver dey speed dey swerve left and right cos him wan beat iyana ipaja traffic..
As science std all know- action and reaction are equal and opposite. If the driver turns left, you tend to go right. Come see as people dey jam the iron body of molue,
...
One man just shouted...
"Driver, sho mu igbo ni, eré e tin poju, shoó mo pe irìn ni gbogbo ara okò re ni"

{driver, you take weed ni? your speed too much, you no know say na iron full your vehicle ni?}

na xo everybody burst laff....
The driver replied "oda mpé were wa lori yin sha? {b lyk say kraze dey ya head}....

Guy, come see yab that day.....
thenhuh
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Fussbot: 9:16pm On Mar 06, 2013
Lwkm..dis thread don turn correction thread o...ma sha no type in english mae den no get me 2...abi i don blow lik dis 2huhwel @op a.k.a nigeria bus...i go tel u mine lata..
TravelRe: Your Experience With Nigeria Commercial Buses by Fussbot: 9:16pm On Mar 06, 2013
Lwkm..dis thread don turn correction thread o...ma sha no type in english mae den no get me 2...abi i don blow lik dis 2huhwel @op a.k.a nigeria bus...i go tel u mine u lata..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Howard Webb To Officiate Manchester United Vs Chelsea On Sunday. by Fussbot: 8:57pm On Mar 06, 2013
Sohuh??
Music/RadioRe: Boogey Vs Erriga:who Is Better a rapper? by Fussbot: 8:45pm On Mar 06, 2013
Like seriously who are theyhuhi don hear the name erriga b4 bt i neva knew he is a naija rapper..boogey??not at al...which songs did they sing??
Music/RadioRe: Listening For The First Time by Fussbot(op): 8:36pm On Mar 06, 2013
And even iyanya's album,i've kald it wack and crap..bt i tink am now liking some songs in his album..
Music/RadioListening For The First Time by Fussbot(op): 8:32pm On Mar 06, 2013
Lol..Is it only me or do u guys too hates an album the first time u hear ithuhcus i've noticed that anytime i buy an album and listen to it,i wld be like so this is so kald album??but after hearing it again and again and again..i wld be like dis guy sef try o..i said same tin bout iceprince's ELI,wizkid's superstar,and i've said same tin bout YBNL bt i can't do without playing d album dis days...so how do u feel??do u lik it the first time u listen to it??or later if u hearin it again and again??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by Fussbot: 12:28pm On Mar 06, 2013
1st of all,roy keane and ferg hasn't bin on gud terms 4 long,he has bin gud at criticizing utd jst of recent...so he wasn't going 2 support united dis days...and 2 all u saying nani was simulating,i tink anybody thas has bin on the pitch b4 can put himself in dat position and will surely know wat hapens 2 a player at dat time...u wn't be able 2 control ursef and u just hit d ground lik dat,and sometimes ur breathe stops 4 bout 3sec,so if u stil think he was simulating,u sef raise ur leg up in d air and kal ur broda 2 run hit u 4rm d bak den u can come bak here and xpln wat apnd 2 u...and lastly...sentiments apart here,did u even think d ref wld book nani talkless of given him a red card afta d incidenthuhk u said no abi??e dn finish...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by Fussbot: 12:11pm On Mar 06, 2013
oldlord: man u vs man city, kompany was handed a red card for offence that desever nt even yellow card. so let man u enjoy this ti.e
bros,sae na ur papa wey comot village con watch man u/man city 4 town tel u dat lie??k bros,wen u reach haus,jst take cutlass and threathen ur fada wela and sae papa tel me d truth and nothing but the truth..den he wil tel u kompany didn't clct any red card against man u.....na against arsenal u dey talk...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Real Madrid - UCL (1 - 2) On 5th March 2013 by Fussbot: 9:39am On Mar 06, 2013
Lobatan! 1,000000lks!...if u are indeed "educated" oya counter the laws...moafohas!

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