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K..happy mother's day to u all(even though na 2day i jst know)..then, i saw this question on facebook so i decided 2 ask u my fellow nairalanders...k,u said me nko??ha!ha! Countless times naw..k d memorable one??k naw lemme gist u...ps2!ps2!ps2!..na so dis stupid guy bring that thing that day o,BLESSING wat is dis??i asked..d guy ansad..it's kald ps2,na football den dey play dia,na #30 4 champ,and #20 4 no champ...abi u go try am??he asked...i replied no problem naw lemme try..uhn!had it bin i had known i shldn't av tried,na so i start dey play o my people...fast forward to 2 days,my #50 feeding money,na ps i dey use am play o,fast forward 2 1 wik,#50 isn't enof 4 me 2 play again,so wat next?? I asked myself,den d thought jst came..UR MAMA PILLOW!...my people,na so i start dey take #50 4rm under d pillow o..fast forward 2 3days,i increase am to #100..so in a day,i fit use #250 play ps..lo and behold came d judgement day!and watin apen be sae,nobody go dey around wen i come bak 4rm skul,if not na aftn wen i cum bak 4rm skul i dey take am,na so i sae ma take am in d morning o,mae den no spoil my day..wel,if God go nab pasn sha,cus dis day my mama don go bath,na so i sae ma do d thing fast fast o..as i use my hand open d pillow lik dis,na so i hear my name 4rm d back!wen God go con nab me finish,na #200 my hand con take dat day..na so my mama no talk o..she jst said k..we'll meet at night..then,dat day con fast lik mad,b4 i kno anyfin night don do..as i hear her footstep lik dis,na so i run comot 2ru bakyard,she dey kal me i kno ansa..then came IYA TOPE my nabor,she came and ask wat apnd,and i xpland 2 her..she said k,leme go and beg ur moda 4 u dat i should follow her..na so i reach upstairs o,as we enta our room lik dis na so d woman lock door 4rm back and said 2 my mama(ejor ena sugbon ema na po)pls beat him bt pls don't hurt him..mehn! I felt lik killing d woman dat time.. naso d beating start o..D MARK stil dey my lap as i dey type naw..bt since den,ano dey even tink bout her room talkless of her money..luv u mum..oya let's hear urs! |
Lwkm @tunapawizzy and his rival..wu go con back off 4 who naw??bt i tink tunapa stil have d upper hand here..+stop derailing d thread abeg..lol |
K o..aunty geny..we dn notice u o...abi no be watin u wan be dis??mae u dey trend 4 twitter and nairaland after the show??k o..u are now trending..are u satisfied naw?? |
1st of all,me no like mae pple's post dey long lik dis na..so abeg dey shorten am...and 2 u gays and lesbians,dis is 1tin u hav 2 live with as long as u are in NIGERIA,its illegal and prohibited..and if u tink sae na lie,jst carry dat ur sex partner go one eatry and afta una don chop finish,start dey kiss 4 dia..den u'l rili know NIGERIANS!(wel u may also tel dem u were born lik dat sha).. |
Sezua: So...y una kon dy cry na?....官运亨通好吗 also left 呼风唤雨返还fm..china pple no cry nalwkm......i guess d transltn wld be..wen sae sae noo also left ju mong fm abi??rotfl |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You See!lwkm |
Not funny |
Eh!eh...so dis people dn create jobs 4 dia mind o??contracts indeed |
adaybayor: Lo pare e...na chelsea comot you for CL? Abi u no play europa last season? |
adaybayor: Lo pare e...na chelsea comot you for CL? Abi u no play europa last season?oga ade..gbenusoun!..oro odun lenue jhor...wait o..shey na y den beat u be dat??cus we sef commot last season??erin npami noni...hahaha.... |
Hahahaha...chelsea fans don go sleep...see as their thread dry...in 2baba's voice"dey neva see anything,dey neva no watin wan hit them"lwtmb...bt wait o...was that penalty justified lol...na 11vs11 be dat o...hahahaha...karma is rili a biatch..it doesn't 4get fipa (mockery)..only chelsea fans do....u guys shld quickly come wit xcus o!abi no xcus ni??hahaha..mofos |
Lwkm..eyin were!...wait o..chelsea collect red card abi??na ordinary spatua una no fit defeat...mohafohas!...come sunday,i go stil flog u 4 trafford...stupid club and fans... |
ebamma: for those of us who are gay like me can we update our Boyfriend's picture?no |
Shey al of una wey dey hear neva get bfs noni abi watin sef?? |
Gobe niyen ke....wu den wan upload naw??na freecredit,kfc,biggs,cinema,chief,abi daddy tobi?? |
Follows thread |
Wat is dis??are u indirectly giving d 14,15,16yr gals a reason 2 be promiscuos??see,d ability of a gal 2 resist dis tins is d dfrnc btw her and a slut.. |
[quote author=Itoroetti ]Try download; Boogeey- aint from here Boogeey-beautiful minds Boogeey-burning bush Boogeey-i'm wack Lord v ft boogeey-mathematics, Then listen to; Errigga-suffer dem Errigga-head burn Errigga-road to errigga. After listening to this songs,come back to rate them.[/quote]ha!ha! bros...ano get mb na |
[quote author=Isra-el]all these ladies of nowadays that like to ride, doing a mans job till the intimate level.. i can imagine, enjoying herself and the man screams yepah!! see lion! she says, oh yeah i'l tear you apart. the man was still shouting and she keeps ignoring until the lion roars, alas, the man ankle starts to touch the back of his head as he fled leaving his 5mins cupcake in the hands of fate. haha..lwkm lol[/quote]hahaha!..dis guy fit kill person o....anoda moral lesson..girls stop riding ur bfs..had it bin d guy was d 1 ontop ni,na him d lion 4 take na...bt den,i tink i'l advise guys 2 allow their gal be on top al d time..#safety precaution |
Fabville: I know you are a good coach and a good tactician. I want you list teams that played with ten men against eleven men in champions league competition and went ahead to win the such match apart from the two that is against Barcelona because you said you can go on.oh my goodness!ha!u wn't lack anything in jesus name..ur genrtn wil never lack 2..al the things u wish in life shal be urs,amen!and me 2...1,000000lks....u see some people jst don't know futball,help me tell them bros..even the stupid chelsea they are supporting,conceded 2 goals in the last 10mints against ordinary reading this season...fools! And yes without a red card |
emma4much4u: I have 2 questions for all manu fans who think it wasn't worth a red card.1.Why did Nani have to raise his studs so high just to control a ball that would naturally come down to his feeth if he felt that there was no other contender for the ball?.2.Why did he stay down after the incident feigning injury?.If u can answer this 2 questions without sentiments,then u will see why he was red carded.k,b4 i abuse u lemme xplain..firstly,the ball would go out if he didn't raise his studs 2 control it,it wasn't a pass 4 him, it was a clearance 4rm a defender..the ball jst luckily went his direction..and no2,he was rolling on the ground cus he was feeling pains..k?? |
Lol...na u lagos people get dat prob o...den no born any presenter wel mae in try that 4 here "ilu oke"...shey na 4 unique fm, okesha ilesha den go try am ni abi living spring fm oke baale oshogbo abi ajilete fm gambari ogbomoso...i trust ma people,den go stop them anytime dey see them and ask"shey eyin len ma buwa lori radio abi??(shey n u dey abuse us 4 radio abi??).....lol...dem presenters are kul here sha....freeze!freeze!...i dey see d guy 4 tv na..and av heard a couple of stuffs bout him..+he is a man fa,not a guy o....shey we go con sae mae a 40+ man should grow up ni abi watin?? |
topmostg: Let me share share sometin.then ![]() |
Lwkm..dis thread don turn correction thread o...ma sha no type in english mae den no get me 2...abi i don blow lik dis 2 wel @op a.k.a nigeria bus...i go tel u mine lata.. |
Lwkm..dis thread don turn correction thread o...ma sha no type in english mae den no get me 2...abi i don blow lik dis 2 wel @op a.k.a nigeria bus...i go tel u mine u lata.. |
So ?? |
Like seriously who are they i don hear the name erriga b4 bt i neva knew he is a naija rapper..boogey??not at al...which songs did they sing?? |
And even iyanya's album,i've kald it wack and crap..bt i tink am now liking some songs in his album.. |
Lol..Is it only me or do u guys too hates an album the first time u hear it cus i've noticed that anytime i buy an album and listen to it,i wld be like so this is so kald album??but after hearing it again and again and again..i wld be like dis guy sef try o..i said same tin bout iceprince's ELI,wizkid's superstar,and i've said same tin bout YBNL bt i can't do without playing d album dis days...so how do u feel??do u lik it the first time u listen to it??or later if u hearin it again and again?? |
1st of all,roy keane and ferg hasn't bin on gud terms 4 long,he has bin gud at criticizing utd jst of recent...so he wasn't going 2 support united dis days...and 2 all u saying nani was simulating,i tink anybody thas has bin on the pitch b4 can put himself in dat position and will surely know wat hapens 2 a player at dat time...u wn't be able 2 control ursef and u just hit d ground lik dat,and sometimes ur breathe stops 4 bout 3sec,so if u stil think he was simulating,u sef raise ur leg up in d air and kal ur broda 2 run hit u 4rm d bak den u can come bak here and xpln wat apnd 2 u...and lastly...sentiments apart here,did u even think d ref wld book nani talkless of given him a red card afta d incident k u said no abi??e dn finish... |
oldlord: man u vs man city, kompany was handed a red card for offence that desever nt even yellow card. so let man u enjoy this ti.ebros,sae na ur papa wey comot village con watch man u/man city 4 town tel u dat lie??k bros,wen u reach haus,jst take cutlass and threathen ur fada wela and sae papa tel me d truth and nothing but the truth..den he wil tel u kompany didn't clct any red card against man u.....na against arsenal u dey talk... |
Lobatan! 1,000000lks!...if u are indeed "educated" oya counter the laws...moafohas! |
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lol...na 11vs11 be dat o...hahahaha...karma is rili a biatch..it doesn't 4get fipa (mockery)..only chelsea fans do....u guys shld quickly come wit xcus o!abi no xcus ni??hahaha..mofos